摩登家庭 第4季第21集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语打印word版.docx

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-Ididn'tsayanything.-Stoptalking.

That'stalking.

Youthinkshe'sasleepyet?

I'monthesamesideofthedoorasyouare.

.

Lilylostherfirsttoothtoday.

Andshe'sveryexcitedaboutthevisitfromthetoothfairy.

WhenIhavemyfirstloosetooth,

mymomtiedoneendofthestringtoit,

firedoffa12-gaugeshotgun,

andthecowwentrunningoutoftheroom.

Thatneverhappened.

Tellthattothecow-shapedholeinmybedroomwall.

Gotcha!

whatareyoudoinghere?

You'renotthetoothfairy.

N-no.Butwejustwantedtoseeifshe'dcomeyet.

No.Shesureistakinghersweettime.

-Maybeyoushouldjustgobacktosleep,sweetie.-Yeah.

'causeitcouldtakeawhile.

I'vegotnowheretobe.

Mom,Ican'tbelatetoday.

SanjayPatelandIaredissectingapig.

Sosadwhatpassesforadateinyourlife.

-Haley.-Hekeepsaskingmetohandhimalloftheinstruments.

Hewantsmetoactlikeanurse.

NowitsoundslikeadateinHaley'slife.

Okay,beforeyousayno...

-No.-Youhaven'tevenseenityet.

Mm,I'mstickingwith"No."

It'sforLuke'sCareerDay.

IthoughtI'dofferthekidsachance

toputtheirfaceonmybody.

Ew.Ijustheardit,too.

HowcomeyouguysneverhadaCareerDay?

-Cutbacks.-Nor'easter.

TodayIgettotalkabouttheloveofmylife...

residentialrealestate.

Hereallydoesn'thearit.

IwannamakeLukeproud.

Iwannabehisherolikemydadwas

whenhetalkedtomyclass

aboutrunningagrocerystore.

Hecameinwithtwopricegunsinholsters

andmarkedourteacherat$1.29

beforesheknewwhathither.

Ibetthatproducedalotoflaughs.

Claire,please.

AndOliviaBerman'smom

worksintherarebooksdepartmentatthelibrary.

HopeIgetachancetopickthatbrain.

LookslikeyougotquitetheCareerDaylineup.

SoIguesstheyalreadygotaclosetguycomingin,huh?

No.Ididn'tthinkyou'dwannadoit.

Idon't,butyouknow,Ijustfeelbadforthekids.

Alotofinterestingstoriesintheclosetbiz.

Oh.Whyhaveyounevertoldusany?

Okay.Well,forexample,therewasthisguy...

-musthavehadoverahundredhats...-Yes?

Andwehadtofittheminthecloset.

Okay?

Andwedid.

Allright.Maybeit'snotthemostexcitingcareer

intheworld,butitpaysthebills.

Nooneiscomplaining.

WerethereotherthingsI'dratherdo?

Yes.

-ButIhadtomakeendsmeet.-Whatotherthings?

Well,Ialwayswantedtowritethrillers.

-Likethathatstory?

-Spythrillers.

I'vebeenkickingaroundthischaracter,

CIAagentChuckStone,whodoesn'tcare

howmuchhisanticsannoythebrassinArlington.

Whydidn'tyouevertryit?

Iwasbusywithworkandfamily.

Iwasgonnastartwritingaftermydivorce,

Butyouknow...lifegotintheway.

Whydoyoupointatmewhenyousay"Life"?

AmI"Life"?

Imeantyoukeepmybusy.

Youhada3-hournaponSunday.

-Iwastired.Fromwhat?

Your2-hournaponSaturday?

Jay,I'vebeenwithyouforfiveyears,

andI'veneverheardyoumentionanythingaboutwriting.

Hey.Iboughtatypewriter.

Atypewriter?

Whenisyourbooksigning?

1975?

It'sahellofacharacter.

Theytaughthimhowtokill,

butheneverlearnedtolove!

No,no,no,no,no.Wait,wait.Okay.

Daddies!

Daddies!

Thetoothfairycame.

-What?

Noway!

-Oh,that'ssoexciting!

What'dshebringyou?

Oh!

Fairydust.Nicetouch.

Oh,mygosh,it'salot.

Somestickers...

Atoothbrush...

Andahundreddollarbill!

-What?

Okay.-Wow.Lookatthat.

Ilovethetoothfairy.

Thetoothfairygaveourdaughter$100.

Doesshenotknowthatthegoingrateforatooth

is$5atthemost?

Well,obviously,thetoothfairymadeamistake.

Maybeit's'causethetoothfairy

hadalittletoomuchchardonnaylastnight.

Ithinkthetoothfairycanhandlethechardonnay.

WhatIdon'tthinkshecanhandle

iscriticizingsomeonewhomadeanhonestmistake

inthedarkofthenight.

I'mgonnaputthisinmyclutch.

Ican'twaittotelleveryoneatschool!

Okay,wecannotbetheparentsofa6-year-old

whogets$100fromthetoothfairy.

It'sbadenoughwe'retheparents

ofa6-year-oldwithaclutch.

Youknow,thatbagtransitionsfromdaytonightseamlessly,

andInolongerhavetocarrycrayonsinmyfrontpocket.

Can'thavethisargumentagain!

Thankyou,Dr.Ann,

forshowingushowexcitingandsurprising

areallivetherapysessioncanbe.

Iwillholdontothiscard.

Nextup,wehaveLuke'sdad,Mr.Dunphy.

Hey.Thankyou.

Guesswhat?

I'vebeeninyourhousewhenyouweren'thome.

Andyours.Andyours.

No,I'mnotaburglar.I'marealtor.

Ho!

Hey,sorryI'mlate!

Ijustsoldanothermansion.

Howyoudoin',honey?

Historyisfullofgreatrivalries--

AthensandSparta,KerriganandHarding,

PhilDunphyandGilThorpe.

Inthisscenario,he'stheTonya,I'mtheNancy.

Inthisscenario,he'stheTonya,I'mtheNancy.

Payattention,kids.

You'reabouttohearfromthenumberfourrealtorintown.

Anyway,uh,I'mnotgonnaboreyouguyswithalecture.

Instead,I'dlikeyoutowatch

asIconversewithayoungman

who'swonderingwhattodowithhislife.

Hey,kid.

Hey,kid,uphere!

Uphere!

Yo,dude!

Whassup?

I'lltellyouwhat'sup.

I'minterestedinhelpingyou

bytellingyouallaboutacareerinrealestate.

Realestate?

Isn'tthatjustbuyingandsellinghouses?

Idon'thavetimeforthat.Epicfail.

Soundslikeweneedtostartatthebeginning.

Yousee,realestateisaboutpeople.

People?

Couldn'tagreemore,Phil.Bestpartofourjob

isputtingtherightpersonintherighthome.

-Gil...-Matteroffact,lastweek,

Iputa"Spanish"Coupleinto

Iputa"Spanish"Coupleinto

-aSpanishhome.-Gil.

Aworldwithouthouses?

That'scraycray.

Okay.Okay.

Phil,I'msorry.Ididn'tmeantoscrewupyourlittleshow.

Iknowtimingiscriticalonthesethings.

-Gil,please.-Believeme,thelastthingIwanttodois...

Aw!

Yousoldahousetothechannel7weatherman?

No.No.

ButIdidsellonetoKobeBryant.

What?

!

Guesswhat?

He'snottalkingtoyou.He'stalkingtome.

AndIhaveaveryfunnystory,actually.

-Aguywalksinto...No.-That'shilarious.

No!

Ihaven'ttoldit!

Okay,um...Oh!

Greatthrow.Youwereright.

-Itisinmycourt.-Ball'sinyourcourt!

Butguesswhat--itwasmethewholetime.

What?

!

Comeon,kids,comeon.

Giveitup!

Giveitup!

Hetried.

Ithinkweallknowwhatyouweregoingfor,Phil.

ButI'mlookin'outhere,andI'mseeingsomehungrykids.

AmIright?

That'swhyIbroughtplentyof...

Gilpickles!

WhowantsaGilpickle?

Comeon.Letmesee'em.

Allright.Comeon.Grabone.

Gilpickles.

Genius.

SomuchbetterthanmyPhil-lowcases.

Clairewasn'tafan.

Oneofhiminbedismorethanenough.

Doyouhearthat,ladies?

Allright.Justhit"Send."

Hey!

Youjustsoldahouse!

Andyou'regonnabechasingthathighfortherestofyourlife.

Giveheraroundofapplause,everybody.

Shejustsoldahouse.

Iwannathankyoukidsforhavingmeheretoday.

Andrememberthethreerulesofrealestate--

Thorpe,Thorpe,Thorpe!

Thankyou,Mr.Thorpe.

Itturnsoutwehavealittleextratime.

-Uh,Mrs.Dunphy?

-Yes?

I'msuretheclasswouldlovetohearfromyou.

Oh,no.Ijustcameintohelpmyhusband.

I'ma...I'mastay-at-homemom.

Iknow.Andthat'saveryimportantjob.

Itis.Uh,yeah.

Ican--Icandothisforaminute.

Um,stay-at-homemom.

Uh,whatthatmeansisIactuallyhave

awholebunchofdifferentjobs.

Iamachauffeur,achef,

Uh,ahousemanager,

-Anurse.-Isitwhatyoualwayswantedtodo?

No.Notexactly.

Uh,Iwenttocollege,uh,tostudymarketing

andworkedatoneofthosebighotelcompanies.

Butwhenmykidscamealong,

Ijustwantedtobethere.

Youknow,wipetheirnosesandchangetheirdiapers

Andtuck'eminatnight.

Mom!

Fortherecord,Idoallmyownwiping.

Sowhyhaven'tyougonebacktowork?

I'vedoneafewthingslately.Ijustredidahouse,

andIranforcitycouncillastyear.

You'reonthecitycouncil?

No.I-Ididn'twin.

-Youlost?

-That'swhat"Didn'twin"means.

I...IthoughtIwouldbegoingbacktowork

whenthekidsgotolder,

Butit--it'snotaseasyasyoumightthink.

Youknow,peoplearen'texactlyliningup

tohireawomanwho'salmost40

andhasbeenoutofthejobmarketfor15years.

Ithoughtyouwere42.

That'salmost40,Luke.

MymomwentbacktoworkwhenIwas4.

Oh,sotherewasnooneathometoteachyounottointerrupt?

Okay.Hey,hey,hey!

Letmetellyousomething.

Stay-at-homemomsareheroes.

-Yeah.-They'rethebackboneofthiscountry.

Thanks,Gil.

Imean,ifIhadtodothatjob,

I'dprobablydrinkmyselftodeath,honestly.

Allright,let'sgiveheraroundofapplause,everybody.

Comeon.

Oh,comeon,youcandobetterthanthat.Letmehearya!

Allright!

Allright!

Allright,classdismissed.Getoutofhere!

No!

No,no,no.

Wehave...Guys,wehavethreemorehours.

-Here.-Myoldtypewriter.

Yousaidyouwanttowrite.Write.

Now?

I'vegotabusyday.

Ialreadycalledyouroffice

Andtoldthemthatyoucan'tcomein

towalkaroundfor20minutes

sayingtoeveryone,"What'sup,sport?

"

Iknowthisisyoursubtlelittleway

ofsayingyoudon'tthinkIcandoit.

No.It'slifegettingoutoftheway.

Fine.I'mgonnatakeyouuponyourlittlechallenge,

butyoushouldknowthis--

thisbehaviorofyoursisnotgonnafly

whenyouloseyourlooks.

You'regonnabelonggonebythen.

-Dunphy.-Yeah?

Oh.

-Youokay?

-I'mfine.I'mfine.

Don'tletthatlittlesmart-assbotheryou,allright.

Haveyouseenhermother?

Doesnotagewell.

well,um,thanksforrescuingmeinthere.

AndtellPhilI'msorry

ifIthrewhimoffinthere.

Iprobablyshouldl