摩登家庭第2季第14集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语打印word版.docx

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So,honey,Ibizacanonly

takeusat6:

30tonight.

Great.IwillmeetyouatIbiza.

It'spronounced"Ibeetha",not"Ibeeza".

Oh,thanks,honey.

Thatremindsme-thisweekend,

Iwanttoseethatbabypandaatthe"thoo".

Yeah...I'mtheidiot.

ThisyearforValentine'sDay,

we'regonnahaveanice,

quietdinneratIbiza.

Lastyear,we,um...

Weoverreached...alittle.

Wecreatedsexyalteregos

CliveandJuliana

metinthehotelbar.

Thisonelostherpanties

inthelobbyinfrontofherdad...

-Phil.-Whichwasstill

itwashard.Itwashardforher.

YouknowIcan'tstanditwhenyouusethatword.

-"Panties"?

-Yeah,that.Yes.Thatword.

Sorry.Shelostherunderpanties.

-So?

-So?

Well,huh?

So?

-What'shappening?

-Flowers?

Issomeonepointingagunatyou?

Oh,forgoodness'sake.

DidyougettheflowersLilyandIsentyou?

Oh,that'ssosweet.No.No,Ididn'tgetanything.

Really?

Didyoucheckwiththatassistantofyours?

Broderick!

Uh,didyougetanyflowerstoday?

No.Sadly,I'mwithoutValentinethisyear.

No,forMitchell!

TheflowersareforMitchell!

Oh,that'sright.

Oops.

Mitchell'sassistanthasahugecrushonhim.

Hedoesnot.

AndIthinktheonlyprudentthing

todoissay,"You'refired."

Don'tbejealous.

Hejustlooksuptome.

ThethingaboutMitchellishecanbenaive.

Heiscompletelyunawareofhowabsolutelyadorableheis.

Oh.Okay,well,thankyou.

ButIamawarewhensomeonehasacrushonme,

andhedoesnothaveacrushonme.

Yes,hehasacrashonme.

Iwasalittleconcernedwhen

theysaidtheycouldonlytakeusat6:

30,but...

Iknow.Thishouseisonfire,right?

Now,thisishowyoudoV-Day.

Exceptmostofthesepeople

couldhavebeenhereonV-EDay.

couldhavebeenhereonV-EDay.

Butit'sclassy,whichwedeserve.

Yes,wedo.

Whatwerewethinkinglastyear,

actinglikeacoupleofteenagers?

Iknow.Oh!

Hey,we'vehadourcrazyValentine'sDays.

Wetoreitup!

Butyougottoknowwhentoletthatstuffgo.

Yeah.

Allthosekidsoutthereare

justlookingforsomethingthatwe'vealreadygot.

Yeah.

-Iloveyou.-Iloveyou,too.

Oh,mygosh!

-Areyouokay?

-I'mgood.We'regood.

Areyouallright?

Thisismyfirstdayinoneofthesethings.

Oh,hey,letme,letmehelpyouout.

HowaboutIparkitoverthereforyou,okay?

Oh,thankyou.

Here'syourvaletticket.

I'mkidding,actually.That'smyvaletticket.

Allright.

Let'ssee.

Leftyloosey,rightytighty.Hey!

Allright.

Thisisfun,Claire.Yougottotrythis.

Phil.

-Heisthenatural.-Thankyou.

IknowPhilandIaregonnagrowoldtogethersomeday...

Thisthingneedsmirrors.

Buttodayisnotthatday.

Hello?

Hello,mayIspeaktoClive?

I'msorry.Ithinkyouhavethewrongnumber.Bye-bye.

Igotdisconnected.Wouldyoumindredialing?

Hello?

Hello,Clive.ThisisJuliana.

Looklady,pleasestopcallingme.

-Thisis...-No.Phil.Phil.Phil.Don'thangup.

-Claire?

-No,no,no.NotClaire.

Juliana.

Andyou'reCliveBixby,remember?

Wemetatthehotelbarlastyear.

Now...makeupsomelie,ditchthatwifeofyours,

andmeetmeatourhotelin30minutes.

Youthinkyoucanyoumanagethat?

Babydoll,I'vebeenlyingtomywifefor16years.

Okay.Seeya.

So...Champagne?

Um,actually,Claire,something'scomeup.

So...gottago.

You'renotditchingmehereonValentine'sDay.

Screwthat.Sit.

But...o-okay.

We'll-we'llstay.

-Phil.-Oh,that'spartofit?

Sohot!

Claire.I'mleaving.Dealwithit.

So,noonewalksanymore!

Shouldbejustfewmoreminutes.

Whenisourreservation?

Here'sthething.

No,not"thething."Ihate"thething".

Mysecretaryscrewedupand

didn'tgetusone.Don'tworry.

I'llsliptheguyafewbucks.

WhatkindofidiotmessesuptwoValentine'sinarow?

Notthisidiot.

Twomonthsago,Ibookedaprivatechef,

musicians-theworks...

foraromanticdinnerathome.

Ijusthadtogetthesenoritaout

ofthehousewhiletheysetup.

Thisis50bucks.Donotgiveusatable.

What'sthemoneyfor?

Youalsomustrefusemywife.She'sverypersuasive.

Justacouplemoreminutes.

Sowedon'tgetthetableatthefancyrestaurant,

whichdrivesGloriacrazy.

"Jay,whyyounotbenomoreromantictome?

".

Wewalkinthedoor,andbam!

Shelookslikeabigidiot.

Andisn'tthatwhatValentine'sDayisallabout?

Jay,comehere.We'rein.

Yoursecretarydidn'tforget.Look.

Pritchettfortwo.

Justareminder.Ineedthetelevisionat8:

00.

JeremyandIhaveaphonedate

towatch"LoveActually".

That'sthelamestplanever,andI'mjealous.

So,myboyfriend,David,

blowsmeoffon

themostromanticnightoftheyear-tostudy!

ThisistheworstValentine'sDay.

BestValentine'sDayever!

DavidstandsupHaley,

andoldboyfriendDylanisoutofthepicture.

I'mnotsayingImissDylan,

butatleasthewasromantic.

Davidneversentmeajarofhisowntears.

I'mplayingthelonggamehere.

Likemetoday,lovemetomorrow.

She'shadtheromantic.She'shadtheintellectual.

Howaboutallofthatinonefine,

littlebrownpackage?

-I'vehitanewlow.-Youcantalktome.

AndI'mlower.

Justpickingupsomethings.

Iamnothere.

Nametags,nametags,nametags.

Comeon!

Bingo!

Iknowwhattodo.

Dylan'sbeentextingmeagain.

BetifDavidknewthat,

he'dcomerunningrightoverhere.

Wait.Beforeyoustartplayingthesegames,

letmeaskyouonesimplequestion...

WhoisHaleyDunphy?

-Don'tdoit,Haley!

-Stopfollowingme.

Letmejustsaymypiece.

No.

Look,youcanbetheHaley

whodefinesherselfasDavid'sgirlfriend,

orDylan'sgirlfriend,

oryoucanbeyourownHaley.

Maybeyouhaven'tmether,

butIknowher.

She'sanamazingperson.

Sowhenyou'reready,I'dliketointroduceyou.

Cameron!

IstheresomethingIcandoyoufor?

No.Ijustcamebytopickupmyman.

I'mtakinghimtoIbizatonight.

Ooh,I'veheardgoodthingsaboutIbiza.

ButI'mafraidhemayhavetomeetyouthere.

He'sinthemiddleofameeting.

OnValentine'snight?

Ididn'trealizewhenIscheduledit.It'smyfault.

Gasp.I'mshocked.

Icoulddrophimoffat

therestaurantassoonastheywrapitup.

Oh,aren'tyouadear?

I'dliketomountyourheadinmytrophyroom.

Cam!

Wait.

HaveIupsetyouinanyway?

Oh,please.Let'snotplaythisgame.

Webothknowwhat'sgoingon.

HaveIbeenthatobvious?

Uh,theflowersthatdon'tgetdelivered,

theValentine'sDayplansthatgetinterrupted...

DoIreallyneedtospellitoutforyou?

Me,Mitchell-wedge.

Don'thateme.It'sjust...

sohardtoseesomeone

elsehavesomethingyouwantandcan'thave.

DoesBroderickhaveacrush?

Yes.

Onsomeonehefrequentlyseesattheoffice?

Yes.

Doesthatmanhaveredhairandabeard?

No,buthisboyfrienddoes.

It'sme.The-thecrushisonme.

Thisisyou.

Oh,didIvalidateyou?

Oh,yes.

-Appletini?

-Itwas.

You'relookinghandsomeasever,Clive.

Asareyou,Juliana.

Youlookhotenoughtocookapizzaon...

in.

Iseethespeakerbusinessistreatingyouwell.

Idon'tliketotalkaboutmoney...

butIhaveexactly$10million...

minusthecostofyournextdrink.

Two.Justtwoappletinis,please.

Thankyousomuch.

Yeah...

WhydoIgetthefeelingyou'renotreallyasalesman?

Ohh...prettyandsmart.

Ohh...prettyandsmart.

orshouldIsay"prettysmart"?

Imightdosomehigh-riskworkfor

UncleSamthattakesmecleararoundthecountry.

Mm,soyoucouldsayyou'rea...

nationalmanofmystery.

-Neverdidcatchwhatyoudo.-Didn'tyou?

Surprising,Iknow.I'musually

prettygoodatcatchingthingsfromwomeninbars.

Well...Clive,Iamjustaboredhousewife

withadarksideandanhourtokill

IsthatwhatIthinkitis?

It'snotagiftcard.Ormaybeitis.

I'llbeupstairs,Clive.Don'ttaketoolong.

Ineverdo.

-Jay,relax.-I'msorry.Theplaceisadump.

-It'sbeautiful.-Nothinggoodonthemenu.

Youseethehandsonourwaiter?

Lookslikehe'sbeenbirthinghogs.

Let'sjustgetoutofhere.

Idon'tknowwhat'swrongwithyoutonight,

butI'mhungry,Ilookfantastic,

we'restaying.

Five-coursedinnerwaitingathome,

andshe'sstrappingonthefeedbagatIbiza.

Butthenanangelfromheavensavedthenight.

Youtookourreservation!

"Pritchettfortwo"isus.

Comeon,let'sgo!

Moveyourbottom.Comeon.Comeon.

Abiggayangel.

-Hello.-Hello,Clive.

Howcloseareyou?

Iamrightoutsideyourdoor.

-Areyouready?

-Oh,I'mready.

Idon'tthinkyouare,becauseIcanstillhearyourpants.

Well,maybeIshouldjustshutthemup.

I'llbeoutinaminute.

So...will...I.

Juliana?

Clive,whereareyou?

Youhavetocomefindme.

Hello?

Clive,Igiveup.Whereareyou?

I'mrighthereonthebed.

Phil,whatroomareyouin?

-Who'sthis"Phil"?

-Seriously,whatroomareyouin?

-I'min...702.-I'min226.

What?

!

Well,w-whoseroomisthis,then?

There'sbeenatinymistake.

Bytheway,Ineedtoapologizetoyou.

I'msorryIgotsosillywithallthatBroderickstuffearlier.

Oh,please,donotworryaboutit.

Cam,Ilikeitwhenyougetalittlejealous.

Cutitout.

Aslongaswecanagree

hedoesnothaveacrushonme.

Absolutely.

-So,tous.-Tous.

Hedoesnothaveacrushonyou.

-No.-Nope.

WhydoIfeellikeyou'rehintingatsomething?

Mitchell,

wehavetalkedlongenoughaboutBroderick'scrush,

whichhedoesnothave...

onyou.

-Oh,myGod,what?

-Okay,fine.

Sinceyouwon'tletitgo...

yourassistantishotforme.

That'swhyhe'sbeenplayingthesaboteur.

Andyou'resureit'snotbecausehewantsme?

Youjustsaidhedidn't.

Well,Iwasprotectingyourfeelings.

Hehuggedmeintheelevator.

Hehuggedmein