摩登家庭第2季第1集字幕对白中英文对照看美剧学英语.docx

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摩登家庭第2季第1集字幕对白中英文对照看美剧学英语

Honey,doyouneedmetomovethecar?

亲爱的要我把车开出去吗

No,it'snothing.I'malright不不用我能行

Ohno!

Ironcross,she'sgoingdown不铁十字给我力量它要栽了

Ohno!

Ironcross,she'sgoingdown[铁十字纳粹德军勋章]

Ohgod!

Phil...当心菲尔

-Youokay?

-Yes.Iam.-你没事吧-没事

Iamokay.我没事

Honey,whydowekeepthiscar?

亲爱的我们为什么要留着这辆车

It'saclassic!

这车老经典了

No,itjustsitshere.不它只是空占地方

Andtheseatbeltsdon'twork.安全带也坏了

Thedoorsstick.Itleaksfluids.门也卡还漏油

Wehaven'tputfluidsinitin10years.我们也十年没给它加过油了

Well,I'mgonnafixallthatanyway.我会把这些毛病都修好

Andthen,uh,it'sgonnabeHaley'scar.然后送给海莉

Oh,we'renotgivingthiscartoHaley.我才不要给海莉

It'swaytooeasytofitamattressintheback.车后座都宽得可以放床垫了

Remember?

当年这车可是我们的洞房啊

Oh,no.We'resellingit.要命了这车必须卖

What?

!

什么

Unlessyoudon'tthinkyoucan.除非你觉得你卖不出

-Really?

-Yeah.-此话当真-是的

-Seriously?

-Youcan't.-确定当真-绝对当真

Youhonestlythinkthat'sgonnawork?

你确定我卖不掉

Youcan'tsellit.就是卖不掉

Youknowwhat?

话说

Youcaninsultalotofthingsaboutme...你怎么羞辱我都可以

Myhair,myvoice,mybalance-boardexercises...发型啊声音啊平衡板游戏啥的

Butdon'tinsultmyselling.就是不要羞辱我强大的销售能力

Thatcrossesaline.过分了哈

Whatline?

Oh,youdon'tseeit?

过在哪里你瞧不见?

That's'causeIjustsoldit.因为我以光速给它卖了

That's'causeIjustsoldit.《摩登家庭》第二季第一集

Whilethespray-tannedstarletclaims当这个美黑小星星声称

tobesixweekssober,sourcesdownundersay:

自己有六个星期没嗑药时知情者爆料道

Shehasbeenbar-hopping她就像一个嗑药过量的袋鼠一样

likeacoked-upkangaroo."蹦啊跳啊混迹于酒吧

Ah,what'sdaddyreadingtoyou?

爹地给你读什么呢

IfIhavetoread"theveryhungrycaterpillar"如果还要我再读一次

Onemoretime,Iwillsnap.《饥肠辘辘的毛毛虫》我会抓狂的

-oh,it'snotthatbad.-Iwillsnap!

-哪有那么差劲啊-别逼人家

So,um,Ilaidthetoolboxoutside,那啥我把工具箱拿到外面了

Andallthesuppliesareready,所有的材料也都准备好了

AndIthinkwearegoodtogo!

可以开工了

Terrific.好极了

Aren'tyougonnachangeintoaworkingman'soutfit?

你不打算换身工人套装吗

No,I'mgood,不用了

AndIdon'tthinkworkmenreallycallthem"outfits."况且我不觉得工人管它叫"套装"

WearebuildingaprincesscastleforLily.我们要给莉莉建一座公主城堡

Uh,it'ssomethingeveryfatherwantstobeabletodoforhisdaughter.这是每个父亲都想给他女儿建的

Youknow,andIfancymyself并且我把自己幻想成

asabitofacastledesigner.这个城堡的设计师

Ihavedoneafewsketches.我画了一些草图

Whichwehavearchivedsowecanusethekit.那些以备后用这样我们就能用组装套件

-Mm,yeah.-Thekit.-对-套件

Uh,thekit.Which,uh,we'regonnadotogether.套件我们夫妇一条心一起做

IampetrifiedtodothiswithMitchell.要跟米奇尔一起做这个还不如杀了我

Hebuiltacoupleoftheatersetsincollegeorsomething,他大学的时候做过几个戏剧的布景什么的

Andnowhethinksheknowseverythingaboutbuilding.就以为自己是建筑帝了

Well,hedoesn't.但他根本不搭边

Everyhome-improvementprojectthatwe'veundertaken.每次我们家要做改造

Hasbeenanear-deathexperience.都让人好想死好想死

Maketheappetizers.Andthenwe'llbe...做开胃菜然后...

Ifanaccidentdoeshappen,Ihopehekillsme...如果真出了啥意外我希望他一下解决了我

BecauseIdon'tthinkIwouldbeaveryinspiringdisabledperson.因为我觉得我不会是个乐观向上的残障人士

Honey,relax.亲爱滴放亲松

She'snothereyet.她还没来

Youmightwanttoplayitalittlecooler.你最好蛋定一下别猴急猴急的

Youdon'twanttoscareoffyourgirlfriend.要不会把你女朋友吓跑的

She'snotmygirlfriend!

她才不是我女朋友

She'sjustcomingovertostudythelifecycleofsilkworms.她只是过来跟我一起研究蚕的生命周期

Oh.She'shere.嗷她到了

She'shere!

okay,how'smyhair?

她到了那啥我头发不乱吧

Ithoughtitwasjustafriend.是谁说只是朋友来着

Iheardthat.我可听到了

Iwasn'twhispering.我故意的

Manny,openthedoor.Makeherfeelwelcome.曼尼去开门让她感受什么叫宾至如归

Kelly!

Goodmorning.凯莉早上好

Uh,I'mgladyou'rehere.欢迎你来我家

Um,thisismyMom.这是我妈

Nicetomeetyou!

很高兴认识你哦

Inmyculture,在我们的文化里

mothersareveryclingytotheirsons.母亲都灰常粘儿子

Infact,theleadingcauseofdeathamongColombianwomen其实呢哥伦比亚妇女死亡的首要原因

iswhentheirsonsgetmarried.就是她们的儿子要结婚

ButI'mnotlikethat.但是我不会这样

IjustwantmyMannytobehappy.我只要曼尼高兴就好哩

Manny,whydon'tyougiveyourfriendKellyanempanada?

曼尼叫你的朋友凯莉吃肉卷馅饼

Oh,no,thankyou.不了谢谢

Itrytostayawayfromtransfats.我尽量避免摄入反式脂肪

Oh,I'msureonewon'tmakeadifference.哎呀呀就吃一个没啥滴啦

They'reManny'sfavorite!

这是曼尼的最爱哟

I...thinkI'mgoingtostopeatingtransfats,too.我我也不要吃反式脂肪了

Mom?

Whenwasthisfrom?

妈这是在哪拍的

Oh...That'stheyearyourdadandIwenttotherosebowl.这是我跟你爸去看玫瑰杯的时候拍的

Oh...That'stheyearyourdadandIwenttotherosebowl.[玫瑰杯于加州举行的美式足球赛]

-Incrediblegame.-Yeah.-那场老精彩了-是啊

Mom,youlookreallypretty.妈你看起来真美

Thankyou,sweetheart.谢谢你宝贝儿

So,whathappened?

那后来怎么回事

Well,Lukey,everyonegetsolder.小卢克人人都会变老嘛

Just'causepartsofyourmomaren'twhattheyusedtobe,即便你妈的风采不再

itdoesn'tmeam...也不代表...

Imean,whathappenedinthegame?

我是想问比赛后来怎么样了

WegotourbuttskickedbyPennstate.我们输给了宾州队

Theparadewasawesome,though.但是游行非常棒

AngelaLansburywasthegrandmarshal.是安吉拉·兰斯伯里担任司仪

AngelaLansburywasthegrandmarshal.[著名女演员]

"Goodtime,"shewrote."美好的记忆"她写道

Okay,comeon,guys.Let'sgetbacktoit.行了继续收拾

Noone'sgonnabuythisheaplookingthisway.堆着这么多东西没人会买的

Hey,mom,whichoneisthegarbagecan?

恶妈妈垃圾丢哪边

Um,it...丢...

Honey,youcan'tthrowthataway.乖乖这个不能丢

It'sblankety.这是小毯毯

It'sdisgusting.可它有够恶心

No,sweetie,youlovedblankety.怎么会亲爱的你以前可喜欢它了

Youwouldn'tgoanywherewithouthim.你上哪儿都要带着它

Yeah,untilLukethrewuponit.哈直到卢克吐在上面

Yeah.哈哈

Iusedtothrowupallthetime.我年轻的时候老吐

Rememberbuckety?

还记得呕吐桶桶吗

Oh,lookatthis.看这个

Whatisthat?

这是什么

Wewenttothebeachoneday,那天咱们去海边

andLukehadsuchagoodtime.卢克玩得很开心

Thathewantedtobeinghomeajarofsunshine.所以他要带一罐阳光回家

Sohecouldalwaysrememberit.这样他就能永远记着了

Doyouremember,honey?

还记得吗亲爱的

Oh,no...no,no,don't...don'topenit.不不不别别打开

Youreallythinkyoutrappedsunshineinthere?

你真以为你把阳光收进罐子里了

I'mjustlettingyouknownow,我现在通知你们

I'mnottakingcareofhimwhenyouguysdie.你们死了之后我绝对不会管他的

Stop.It'ssweet.别说了这样做很可爱的

Stillfeelshot.还热热的好吧

Hey!

It'sthatguywhocamebyearlier.刚看车那家伙来电话了

Hewasreallyinterested.貌似很想买

Whatwashisname?

Shoot!

他叫啥来着快告诉我

Well,youcan'tbeinsalesandnotrememberpeople'snames.做销售千万不能忘记客户姓名

That'swhyIliketousewhattheycall"minimonic"devices.所以我用"迷你联想"来帮助记忆

They'relittletrickstohelpyouremember.这是帮助记忆的小诀窍

Um,liketheotherday,ImetthisguynamedCarl.就像那天我认识了个家伙叫卡尔

Now,Imightforgetthatname,现在我或许忘了他的名字

ButhewaswearingaGratefulDeadT-shirt.但我记得她穿着一件GratefulDead的汗衫

ButhewaswearingaGratefulDeadT-shirt.[GratefulDead美国摇滚乐队]

What'sabandliketheGratefulDead?

有什么乐队像GratefulDead

Phish.Wheredofishlive?

Phish鱼生活在哪里

[跟"鱼"读音相近]Phish[同为美国摇滚乐队]

Theocean.海洋

Whatelselivesintheocean?

什么东西生长在海洋

Coral.珊瑚

Hello,"Coral".你好卡罗

[他本想卖弄却记错了][Coral意译珊瑚音译卡罗与卡尔音似]

Ithinkit's"mnemonic".我记得这是"助记口诀"

I...IthinkI'dremember.啊…我觉得我没记错

Okay.行吧

Youcandoit,dad.老爸你一定行的

Okay.好吧

Helookedlikethedrummerfromforeigner.他看起来像是个外国鼓手

Now,foreigner'sfromFrance.这个外国人来自法国

Francerhymeswith"ants."法国和蚂蚁押韵[英文单词读音]

Antsruinapicnic.蚂蚁破坏了野餐

What'sup,Nick?

哈啰Nick[和野餐后缀音同]

Really?

是吗

Really?

真的吗

Well,that'sgreat.那太好了

Yeah,no,swingbyanytime.We'rehereallday.随时欢迎我们一整天都在

Thanks.谢谢

Guesswhat?

你猜怎么着

YousaidIcouldn'tsellthis?

谁说哥卖不出去

Well,you'regonnabeeatingahumblepie.你自打嘴巴了吧

Stuffedwithcrowandabigsideofsorry,高兴不起来了吧真对不住了嘿

'causeIjustdid.我给它卖了

Inyourface,girlwiththenegativetattoo!

当你的面卖出去了叫你老否定咱爷们

Honey...亲爱的

Wait.等等

No!

不

Whoa.Someonedoesn'tliketolose.有人输不起了

Honey.宝贝

Honey!

宝贝儿

I'msorry.对不起

I'msorry.对不起

WhenIwokeupthismorning,Ihatedthatcar,今早一睁眼我还很烦那辆车

andeventhinkingaboutitmadememad.就连想起它都让我抓狂

Butthenwhenweweregoingthroughit,但是我们一起经历了这么多

andblankety...还有那个可爱的小毯毯…

allthatstuff...Ijust...所有这一切我只是

Thethoughtofthatwholepartofourlifedrivingaway...一想到那些美丽的日子就这样随车而逝了

Wecankeepblankety.我们可以留着小毯毯嘛

Idon'twant...但我不想...

Lookatthem.看看他们

Comeon.Aminuteago,theywerebabies.好像昨天他们还都只是小宝宝

Andnowthey'redriving.今天呢连车都会开了

Andsoonwe'llallbedead.然后我们也不久于人世了

Whoa!

You'releavingoutafewgreatminutesthere.打住你咋能忽略掉死前的美好时光呢

Retirement,oldage...退休啊颐养天年啊

Coolchairthatgoesupthestairs.超级酷的爬楼梯自动椅子啊

Yeah.I'msorry.是啊对不起

I'm...beingridiculous.我不该胡思乱想

Don'tapologize.Iloveyouwhenyou'rehuman.不用道歉我就喜欢你充满着人情味

Listen.听着

Hey!

listen!

听我说

Wedon'thavetosellthecar.车不卖了

Oh,sweetie,ofcoursewedo.亲爱的当然要卖

Itdoesn'tmakeanysensetokeepit.没理由要留着它

Well,whatcanIdotomakeyoufeelbetter?

那我该怎么做才能让你感觉好点

Nothing.什么也不用做

Unlessyoucanbuildmeatimemachine.除非你给我造一台时光机

Honey...亲爱的

Untilsomeonecanfigureouthowtokeepawormhole除非有人能想办法

Untilsomeonecanfigureouthowtokeepawormhole[虫洞宇宙时间和空间壁上的洞]

fromcollapsinginonitself.阻止虫洞的倒塌

That'sjustapipedream.否则就是痴人说梦

Sure.是啊

Phil!

comeonback,phil.菲尔想都别想菲尔

Well,Ifoundthe...我找到了...

Ifoundthenailgun.我找到了射钉枪

Oh.Yay.噢太好了

Theweirdestthing...itwaswrappedinanoldtowel奇怪的是它给裹在一条旧毛巾里

stuffedinaboxonthetopshelfofthecloset.塞在盒子里在壁橱最顶上

Well,justsetitdownonthecounter.赶紧把它放在柜台上

Headsup!

小心

Oh,dad,whatareyoudoinghere?

老爸你来这干嘛

I'm,uh,just,uh,returningthatcrockpotthatGloriaborrowed.我只是来还歌洛莉亚借的电锅

Oh,yeah,Iforgotyouhadthatcrockpot,Jay.我都忘了这码事了杰

Well,we'rejustgettingreadytobuildLilyaprincesscastle我们正准备给莉莉建造一座公主城堡

ifyou...如果你...

-Wanttohelp?

-Yeah,sure.-想帮忙-当然没问题

Oh.Well,ifit'sokaywithyou,Mitchell.只要你不介意的话米奇尔

Oh,yeah!

oh,no,dad.好啊我没问题老爸

Oh,rememberhowmuchfunwehad还记得当初我们一起做书架的时候吗

whenwebuiltthatbookshelftogether?

多美好的回忆呀

Thatwasmyvietnam.那简直就像打了场越战

AndIwasinvietnam.我确实参加过越战

Oh!

Lookatus!

看看我们哦

Threeconstructiondudes!

我们就是工匠三兄弟

Dad,I'