喜剧天王金凯瑞在玛赫西管理大学毕业典礼英语演讲稿.docx

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喜剧天王金凯瑞在玛赫西管理大学毕业典礼英语演讲稿

喜剧天王金·凯瑞在玛赫西管理大学2019年毕业典礼英语演讲稿

　　ThankyouBevan,thankyouall!

　　Ibroughtoneofmypaintingstoshowyoutoday.Hopeyouguysaregonnabeableseeitokay.It’snotoneofmybiggerpieces.Youmightwannamovedownfront—togetagoodlookatit.（kidding）

　　Faculty,Parents,Friends,Dignitaries...GraduatingClassof2019,andallthedeadbaseballplayerscomingoutofthecorntobewithustoday.（laughter）Aftertheharvestthere’snoplacetohide—thefieldsareempty—thereisnocoverthere!

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　　Iamheretoplantaseedthatwillinspireyoutomoveforwardinlifewithenthusiasticheartsandaclearsenseofwholeness.Thequestionis,willthatseedhaveachancetotakeroot,orwillIbesuedbyMonsantoandforcedtousetheirseed,whichmaynotbetotally“Ayurvedic.”（laughter）

　　ExcusemeifIseemalittlelowenergytonight—today—whateverthisis.IsleptwithmyheadtotheNorthlastnight.（laughter）Ohman!

Ohman!

Youknowhowthatis,rightkids?

WokeuprightinthemiddleofPittaandcouldn’tgetbacktosleeptillVatarolledaround,butIdidn’tfreakout.IusedthattimetoeatalargemealandconnectwithsomeonespecialonTinder.（laughter）

　　Lifedoesn’thappentoyou,ithappensforyou.HowdoIknowthis?

Idon’t,butI’mmakingsound,andthat’stheimportantthing.That’swhatI’mheretodo.Sometimes,Ithinkthat’soneoftheonlythingsthatareimportant.Justlettingeachotherknowwe’rehere,remindingeachotherthatwearepartofalargerself.IusedtothinkJimCarreyisallthatIwas...

　　Justaflickeringlight

　　Adancingshadow

　　Thegreatnothingmasqueradingassomethingyoucanname

　　Dwellinginfortsandcastlesmadeofwitches–wishes!

Sorry,aFreudianslipthere

　　Seekingshelterincavesandfoxholes,dugouthastily

　　Anarchersearchingforhistargetinthemirror

　　Woundedonlybymyownarrows

　　Beggingtobeenslaved

　　Pleadingformychains

　　Blindedbylongingandtrippingoverparadise–canIgetan“Amen”?

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（applause）

　　Youdidn’tthinkIcouldbeseriousdidya’?

Idon'tthinkyouunderstandwhoyou'redealingwith!

Ihavenolimits!

IcannotbecontainedbecauseI’mthecontainer.Youcan’tcontainthecontainer,man!

Youcan’tcontainthecontainer!

（laughter）

　　IusedtobelievethatwhoIwasendedattheedgeofmyskin,thatIhadbeengiventhislittlevehiclecalledabodyfromwhichtoexperiencecreation,andthoughIcouldn’thaveaskedforasportiermodel,（laughter）itwasafterallaloanerandwouldhavetobereturned.Then,Ilearnedthateverythingoutsidethevehiclewasapartofme,too,andnowIdriveaconvertible.Topdownwindinmyhair!

（laughter）

　　Iamelatedandtruly,truly,trulyexcitedtobepresentandfullyconnectedtoyouatthisimportantmomentinyourjourney.Ihopeyou’rereadytoopentheroofandtakeitallin?

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（audiencedoesn’treact）Okay,fourmoreyearsthen!

（laughter）

　　IwanttothanktheTrustees,AdministratorsandFacultyofMUMforcreatinganinstitutionworthyofMaharishi’sidealsofeducation.Aplacethatteachestheknowledgeandexperiencenecessarytobeproductiveinlife,aswellasenablingthestudents,throughTranscendentalMeditationandancientVedicknowledgetoslackofftwiceadayforanhourandahalf!

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（laughter）—don’tthinkyou’refoolingme!

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—（applause）but,Iguessithassomebenefits.Itdoesallowyoutoseparatewhoyoutrulyareandwhat’sreal,fromthestoriesthatrunthroughyourhead.

　　Youhavegiventhemtheabilitytowalkbehindthemind’selaboratesetdecoration,andtoseethatthereisahugedifferencebetweenadogthatisgoingtoeatyouinyourmindandanactualdogthat’sgoingtoeatyou.（laughter）Thatmaysoundlikenobigdeal,butmanyneverlearnthatdistinctionandspendagreatdealoftheirliveslivinginfightorflightresponse.

　　I’dliketoacknowledgeallyouwonderfulparents—waytogoforthefantasticjobyou’vedone—foryourtirelessdedication,yourlove,yoursupport,andmostofall,fortheattentionyou’vepaidtoyourchildren.Ihaveasaying,“Bewaretheunloved,”becausetheywilleventuallyhurtthemselves...orme!

（laughter）

　　ButwhenIlookatthisgroupheretoday,Ifeelreallysafe!

Ido!

I’mjustgoingtosayit—myroomisnotlocked!

Myroomisnotlocked!

（laughter）Nodoubtsomeofyouwillturnouttobecrooks!

Butwhite-collarstuff—WallSt.ya’know,thattypeofthing—crimescommittedbypeoplewithself-esteem!

Stuffaparentcanstillbeproudofinaweirdway.（laughter）

　　Andtothegraduatingclassof2019—minus3!

Youdidn'tletmefinish!

（laughter）—Congratulations!

（applause）Yes,giveyourselvesaroundofapplause,please.Youarethevanguardofknowledgeandconsciousness;anewwaveinavastoceanofpossibilities.Ontheothersideofthatdoor,thereisaworldstarvingfornewleadership,newideas.

　　I’vebeenouttherefor30years!

She’sawildcat!

（laughter）Oh,she’llrubupagainstyourlegandpurruntilyoupickherupandstartpettin’her,andoutofnowhereshe’llswatyouintheface.Sureit’sroughsometimesbutthat’sOK,‘causethey’vegotsoftserveicecreamwithsprinkles!

（laughter）Iguessthat’swhatI’mreallyheretosay;sometimesit’sokaytoeatyourfeelings!

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　　Fearisgoingtobeaplayerinyourlife,butyougettodecidehowmuch.Youcanspendyourwholelifeimaginingghosts,worryingaboutyourpathwaytothefuture,butalltherewilleverbeiswhat’shappeninghere,andthedecisionswemakeinthismoment,whicharebasedineitherloveorfear.

　　Somanyofuschooseourpathoutoffeardisguisedaspracticality.Whatwereallywantseemsimpossiblyoutofreachandridiculoustoexpect,soweneverdaretoasktheuniverseforit.I’msaying,I’mtheproofthatyoucanasktheuniverseforit—please!

（applause）Andifitdoesn'thappenforyourightaway,it’sonlybecausetheuniverseissobusyfulfillingmyorder.It’spartysize!

（laughter）

　　Myfathercouldhavebeenagreatcomedian,buthedidn’tbelievethatwaspossibleforhim,andsohemadeaconservativechoice.Instead,hegotasafejobasanaccountant,andwhenIwas12yearsold,hewasletgofromthatsafejobandourfamilyhadtodowhateverwecouldtosurvive.

　　Ilearnedmanygreatlessonsfrommyfather,nottheleastofwhichwasthatyoucanfailatwhatyoudon’twant,soyoumightaswelltakeachanceondoingwhatyoulove.（applause）

　　That’snottheonlythinghetaughtmethough:

Iwatchedtheaffectmyfather’sloveandhumorhadontheworldaroundme,andIthought,“That’ssomethingtodo,that’ssomethingworthmytime.”

　　Itwasn’tlongbeforeIstartedactingup.Peoplewouldcomeovertomyhouseandtheywouldbegreetedbya7yearoldthrowinghimselfdownalargeflightofstairs.（laughter）Theywouldsay,“Whathappened?

”AndIwouldsay,“Idon'tknow—let’scheckthereplay.”AndIwouldgobacktothetopofthestairsandcomebackdowninslowmotion.（Jimreenactscomingdownthestairsinslow-mo）Itwasaverystrangehousehold.（laughter）

　　MyfatherusedtobragthatIwasn’taham—Iwasthewholepig.Andhetreatedmytalentasifitwashissecondchance.WhenIwasabout28,afteradecadeasaprofessionalcomedian,IrealizedonenightinLAthatthepurposeofmylifehadalwaysbeentofreepeoplefromconcern,likemydad.WhenIrealizedthis,Idubbedmynewdevotion,“TheChurchofFreedomFromConcern”—“TheChurchofFFC”—andIdedicatedmyselftothatministry.

　　What’syours?

Howwillyouservetheworld?

Whatdotheyneedthatyourtalentcanprovide?

That’sallyouhavetofigureout.Assomeonewhohasdonewhatyouareabouttogodo,Icantellyoufromexperience,theeffectyouhaveonothersisthemostvaluablecurrencythereis.（applause）

　　Everythingyougaininlifewillrotandfallapart,andallthatwillbeleftofyouiswhatwasinyourheart.Mychoosingtofreepeoplefromconcerngotmetothetopofamountain.LookwhereIam—lookwhatIgettodo!

EverywhereIgo–andI’mgoingtogetemotionalbecausewhenItapintothis,itreallyisextraordinarytome—IdidsomethingthatmakespeoplepresenttheirbestselvestomewhereverIgo.（applause）IamatthetopofthemountainandtheonlyoneIhadn’tfreedwasmyselfandthat’swhenmysearchforidentitydeepened.

　　IwonderedwhoI’dbewithoutmyfame.WhowouldIbeifIsaidthingsthatpeopledidn’twanttohear,orifIdefiedtheirexpectationsofme?

WhatifIshoweduptothepartywithoutmyMardiGrasmaskandIrefusedtoflashmybreastsforahandfulofbeads?

（laughter）I’llgiveyouamomenttowipethatimageoutofyourmind.（laughter）

　　Butyouguysarewayaheadofthegame.Youalreadyknowwhoyouareandthatpeace,thatpeacethatwe’reafter,liessomewherebeyondpersonality,beyondtheperceptionofothers,beyondinventionanddisguise,evenbeyondeffortitself.Youcanjointhegame,fightthewars,playwithformallyouwant,buttofindrealpeace,youhavetoletthearmorfall.Yourneedforacceptancecanmakeyouinvisibleinthisworld.Don’tletanythingstandinthewayofthelightthatshinesthroughthisform.Riskbeingseeninallofyourglory.（AsheetdropsandrevealsJim’spainting.Applause.）

　　（Re:

thepainting）It’snotbigenough!

（kidding）Thispaintingisbigforareason.Thispaintingiscalled“HighVisibility.”（laughter）It’saboutpickingupthelightanddaringtobeseen.Here’sthetrickypart.Everyoneisattractedtothelight.Thepartyhostupinthecorner（referstopainting）whothinksunconsciousnessisblissandisalwaysofferingadrinkfromthebottlesthatemptyyou;Misery,belowher,whodespisesthelight—can’tstandwhenyou’redoingwell—andwishesyounothingbuttheworst;T