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Honey,honey,look,look.

She'sdoingthatthingwithherjawagain.

Poorkid.Sheputssomuchpressureonherself.

It'sanobsessive-compulsivething.

Ihavereadlike100articlesaboutit.

Wheredoesshegetitfrom?

Yeah,it's--it'samystery.

Iknow.

Alex...

Honey,hi!

Hi,hi,hi.

Whydon'tyoutakealittlebreak?

Mom,thetestistomorrowmorning.

I'mnottakinganybreaks.

Justalittle--oh,okay.

Shedoesthatjawthingeverysixseconds.

It'slikethehippopotamusattheminiature-golfplace.

Ohh,I'vebouncedsomanyballsoffthosebigteeth.

It'sallaboutthetiming!

Luke!

Soclose!

-Stopit,youidiot!

-Hey,hey,Luke,gotoyourroom.

Goon!

She'sgottoeat.

-Ididitoutoflove.-Go.

Lookatherwiththelittleharmonica.

Iknow.She'slikealittlejuniorJuniorWells.

Wheredidyoubuyitforher?

Ithoughtyougotitforher.

Oh,no.Cam,shemusthavegrabbeditfromthatstore.

Okay.Honey...

listen.Stealingiswrong.

Now,wehavetogobackandpayforit.

Cam,it'ssofaraway.

No,I'mnotgoingbackthere.

Tracy?

Oh,mygod.Mitchell.

Uh,thisis--thisisCameron,mypartner...

Oh.And,uh,ourdaughter,Lily.

Oh,Cam,thisis--thisisTracy.

Oh."Tracy"Tracy.

-Yes.-Oh,hi.

Tracywasmyhigh-schoolgirlfriend.

Yes.Yes,it'strue.

Ihadgirlfriends--quiteafew,actually.

I,too,tookmyfairshareofladiestothehenhouse.

Literally,

Ididtakethemtothehenhouse.

That'stheonlyplace

youcouldgetsomeprivacyonafarm.

Really?

Whatwerethese--whatwerethesegirls'names?

Oh,well,therewasNellieForbush...

BettyRizzo...

-Eliza...-Doolittle.

Thesearecharactersfrommusicals.

You'resogay,

youcan'teventhinkofrealgirls'names.

KimMcafee--that'sarealone.

"ByeByeBirdie."

What'snew?

Igotmarriedlastyear.

Th-that'sgreat.

Howlongareyouintownfor?

Justacoupleofdays.We'restayingatmyfolks'.

Oh,IwanttohearallaboutMitchellfromhighschool.

Didhehaveabeard?

Uh,you'relookingather.

OfcourseIdidn'tknowitbackthen.

Butweshould--weshouldall

weshouldallhangout.

Uh...no.

W-well,takecare.

Okay.

Bye.

Thumpetythump-thump.Lookatfrostygo!

Thatwasweird.

Well,don'tworryaboutit.It'shighschool,honey.

-Well,actually...-What?

Atour10-yearreunion,wegotalittledrunk,

startedreminiscing,onethingledtoanother...

Youwentback?

I-IthinkIjustwantedtoseeifIcould.

TurnsoutIcould.

Wheredidthishappen?

Um,inthenurse'soffice.

Icanstillhearthecrinklingofthepaper.

Afterthat,I-Ididn'treturnanyofherphonecalls,

andIhaven'tseenhersince.

Younaughtylittlegirl.

Well,youknow,that'swhathappens

whenyougivemeKahlua.

Hello.

Jay,guesswhocalled.

-Thehoffmans.-Who?

That'sright.

TheonesfromthehotelbarinCabo.

They'reintownforthenight.Theywanttogotodinner.

Oh,hell.Theboringguyandtheloudmouth?

Iknow.Iwassoexcitedthattheycalled.

Idon'twanttoseethem.

Iknow!

Somuchfun!

You'rewiththemrightnow,aren'tyou?

Yes!

Haha.

Andtheycan'twaittoseeyou,too!

Okay,pencilsdown.You'retakingabreak.

No,I-Ican'taffordtotakeabreak.

Sanjaypatel'snottakingabreak.

Well,obviously,Sanjay'sparentsdon'tcareabouthim.

Or"her".

Whatisthat--"Sanjay"?

Sanjay'stheonlyoneinclass

whomightdobetterthanme,

andIcannotletthathappen.

Honey,listentoyourself.

It'sjustnothealthy.

Thisismyfault.

Youseemeachieveexcellence,

anditputsalotofpressureonyou.

Whataboutme?

Sorry.Yeah.

Itputsalotofpressureonbothofyou.

Thanks,Phil.

-Okay,comeon.Let'sgohavesomefun!

-No!

Let'sgo!

Yes!

Doesn'tthisfeelgood,sweetheart?

It'sfun,right?

Honestly,Ithinkyou'reoverlyworriedaboutLily.

It'snotlikeshe'sgonnagrowuptobeathief.

Andbesides,attheendoftheday,

whodoesshelearnherbehaviorfrom?

Us.

We'reherrolemodels.

Likemamaalwayssaid,

ourchildrenarejustminiatureversionsofus.

-Comeon.-Cam.

Oh,comeon,Jay.

Givemeonesmile.

Iknowyouwantto.

Oh,comeon,Jay.Givemeonesmile.Iknowyouwantto.

Isn'tthatfun,Jay?

Oh,thishasbeensomuchfun!

Youknow,I'msurprisedtohearyousaythat.

You'vebeenprettyquiet.

That'sbecauseI'malistener.

Ilovetolisten.

It'smyhobby.

Listeningisyourhobby?

Sure.

Youguyshavegottocomeoutandvisitus.

Seriously.We'renottakingnoforananswer.

Yes.Yes,yes.

-Oh,wewouldloveto!

-Okay,let'sslowdown.

You'renicepeople.

We'renicepeople.

Butlet'sbehonest--

we'vealltriedtodothatthing

whereweforceafriendship

thatisn'treallythere.

Sowhydon'twejustcallitadayrightnow

andsaygoodbye,shakehands,

wisheachotherwell?

Oh,mygod.

Thisissouncomfortable.

No,no,butthebeautyofitis

we'renevergonnaseeeachotheragain,

sothere'snoreasontobeuncomfortable.

They'restayingwithustonight.

Theirbagsareinourhouse.

Oh,thenyouwereright.

Thisisuncomfortable.

Doyoulikeit?

Therecipecalledforacupofwater,

butIusedmilkinsteadtomakethesaucecreamier.

Cam,Ineedtotellyousomething.

Youhateit.

-Cameron.-No.

You'reright.Ishouldn'ttryanythingnewever.

Stopit.I'mtryingtotalktoyou.

Okay,today,

whenwewereleavingthemall,

IsawTracybythefountain--

Please,don'ttellmeyousleptwithheragain.

Didyou?

Youdidn't.Right?

You'rejoking.

Yeah.

Okay.Um...

Idon'tknowhowtosaythis,or--orifI'mevenright.

I'mprobablynot.

But,um,shewaswitharedheadedboy,

about8yearsold,

whichisthesamenumberofyearssincewe...

No!

Andshesaidshe'donlybeenmarriedayear,

anditwouldexplainwhy

shewassoawkwardwithme,and--

No.

Iknow.Iknow.It'scrazy,

but,Cam,Ineedtofindoutifhe'smine.

Areyouokay?

Yeah.Yeah,well,youdon'tjusttellyourpartner

youmayhaveababywithsomeoneelse

andexpecthimtogobacktoeating

adeliciousandinventivemeal

likeit'snothing!

Okay,Cam,butevenifheismine,

itdoesn'tchangeanythingbetweenus.

Mitchell,Ineedtohavemyreaction.

Jay!

Theyorderacab.Areyouhappynow?

I'llbehappywhenIhearatrunkclose.

Hey,mom.Youwantadrinkofwater?

No,pape.Notrightnow.

Yousure?

Youlookthirsty.

What'swithyouandthewatertoday?

It'sadribblecup.

Youcan'tdrinkfromitwithoutspilling.

Ithinkit'sgoingtomakemeverypopular.

Ay,pape,whydoyouneedthesethings

tomakeyoupopular?

Firstthewalkingstick,

-thenthebusinesscards.-Aretheygoneyet?

Whydidyoutalktothemlikethat?

What?

Iwasjustbeinghonest.

They'reboringashell!

Quiet!

Theycanhearyou!

Oh,heprobablyalreadyheardme.

Hishobbyislistening.

Jay,youdon'ttreatpeoplelikethat.

What?

Ishoulddowhatyoudo?

Pretendtolikesomeoneyoudon't?

I'mdoingitrightnow.

CanItellyousomething,Gloria?

Whenyoureachacertainage,

youwanttospendwhatpreciouslittletimeyouhaveleft

withpeopleyouactuallylike,

notsomebozoswhoglommedontoyou.

Tellmeaboutit.

I'vegotaclingyfifthgraderIcan'tshake.

See,evenMannyknows.

Igotyourback,Jay.Thirsty?

Manny,gotosleep.

Canwejustpleaseforgetaboutthisnow?

Andtheworstthing

isthatyousoldmeoutwithoutwarning

andmademelooklikeafool.

Husbandandwifearesupposedtohelpeachother,

notthroweachotherunderthebus!

Iwouldneverdothattoyou!

Gloria--Gloria,wait!

Couldyougetmybookforme?

Ileftitdownstairs.

Thereyouare.

Ourcabishere.

Iamsosorry.

Notyourfault.Well,goodbye.

Ay,wait.Youleftthis.

Oh,no,that's...foryou.

InCabo,youmentionedyouwereafan

ofGabrielGarcíaMárquez.

So,wetrackedhimdown

andgothimtosignacopy

of"OneHundredYearsofSolitude"foryou.

That'samazing.

Well...

No,no.Don'tgo.

Ireallywantyoutospendthenighthere.

Jayclearlydoesn't.

Jaydoesn'tknowwhathewants.

Idon'tliketotellthistopeople,but,uh...

Jay'smindis...goingaway.

-Oh,mygod.-No.

He'ssoold,somenightsit'slike...

he'snotevenhere.

Gloria,honey.

That'sit.We'renotgoinganywhere.

Comeon.

Younevercametobed.

Ifellasleepintheden.

Cam,weneedtotalkabout--

Mitchell,wait.

Listen.

Iwasupallnight,thinkingaboutit.

Andhere'sthething.

Ifyouwouldhavetoldme10yearsago

thatIwouldbelivingwithsomeone

andraisingabeautifulbabygirl,

Iwouldhavesaidyouwerecrazy.

Buthereweare.

AndyouandLilyarethebestthings

thathaveeverhappenedtome.

Soifyou'retellingmethere'sanotherkid,

howcanthatbeanythingbutgood?

Oh,Cam,that's--thatmeansso--

No,it'sokay.

No,Ineedtohavemyreaction.

We'regonnabeokay.

Sowhatdowedonow?

Idon'tknow.IguessI'mgonnahaveto--

I'mgonnahavetocallTracy

andtellherthatweneedtotalk.

Okay.

-Areyounervous?

-I'mterrified.

Yes.Imean,what'sthiskidgonnathinkofme?

I'vebeenabsentforthefirsteightyearsofhislife.

Imean,howdoyoumakeupfortimelikethatwhen--

Okay,slowdown.

You'respinningout.

It'sprobablyjustafalsealarm.

No,you'reright.

Thiscouldbemy"goingbald"scarealloveragain.

Yeah.Andweknowhowthatturnedout.

Honey.

Whatwouldhappenifthegreatestscientistsonearth

gottogethertomatenature'stwomostviolentpredators?

Arewetalkingabout"Croctopus"in3D?

At210.

Bookit!

ClaireandI

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