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Youputthegibletsinapan?
Yes,chef.
Thanks,aboynamedsous...chef.
Thanks,aboynamedsous...chef.
Idon'tgetit,butItrustyou.
Allright,Philip,
tuckthewingtipsunderthebodyofthebird
andplaceinaroastingpan.
Asyouwish,mycrumpet.
IamcookingThanksgivingdinnerthisyear.
HugestepforClairetotrustmewiththis.
ButIhavehelp--thisnewapp.
It's,uh,internationalsuperchefNigellaLawson.
Icanevenprogrammyname,
soit'slikeshe'srighthere
guidingmyeverymovewiththatsultryBritishvoice.
Ilistenedtohermeringueinstructions
inthecarlastweek.
Therewassomuch
whippingandbeatingIhadtopullover.
-How'sitgoinginhere?
-Great.
YoujusttakeadvantageofyourfirstThanksgiving
notsweatingoverahotstove
andhavingtositdowntodinner
allgrossandgrumpyandexhausted.
Yeah,thisyear,youcanfinallybeinagoodmood.
Well,Iwasuntilthislittleriff.
MomandJaysentaThanksgivinggreetingfromMexico.
Ididn'tevenknowMexicohadThanksgiving.
Iknow.Isaidthesamething.
God,we'rereallygonnamissAlex.
Istilldon'tgetwhyyoupassedupafreetrip.
Becausethey'remeeting23Colombians
whocallmymom"LaTranquila"--thequietone.
Hola,familia!
HappyThanksgiving!
Happybirthdaytomorrow,Luke!
Yeah,Luke,wedidn'tforgetaboutyou.
WegotyouagreatpresenthereinMexico.
Seeyouwhenwegetback.
Bye!
Bye-bye!
Seeyousoon!
Andcut.
Well,Ithinkwesoldthat.
TheColombians'tripgotcanceled
becauseamudslidetookouttherunwayatthelocalairport.
Thatthing'smadeofdirt.
Arewesureitdidn'tjustrain?
Soweneverleft,
andwecouldhavegonetoPhilandClaire's,but...
Wedecidedtoenjoyourownquiet,
stress-freeholidaydinnerathomewithnoonethewiser.
We'rehavingalittlesteak-cation,
onlywithturkeyinsteadofthesteak.
Stay-cation.
-WhatdidIsay?
-"Steak-cation."
It'sstay-cation.
Oh,so,thisishowyouwanttostart
thequiet,stress-freedinner,withanEnglishlesson?
Theycallher"LaTranquila."
WereallyneedtoremembertoreturnthisbackpacktoLily.
Oh,and,honey,
don'tforgetMitchellhatesraisins.
Sowhenyou'remakingthestuffing,youcan'tputany--
Iknowhowharditisforyoutohandoverthereins,
butyouhavegottotrustme.
Idotrustyou.
It'sjusteasytoforgetthelittlethings.
I'mnotgoingtoforgetanything.
Nowgo.
Youtwoneedtoruntothegrocerystore.
Iforgotgreenbeans,yams,andcranberrysauce.
What'sinthecrib?
Whatcrib?
You'reacrib.
Shouldn'tyoubestudying?
Well,I'mdonewithmymidterms.
Ifinishedmycollegeessay.
AndIwasjustabouttogoonabikeride.
Whyareyouactingsoguilty?
You'reguilty.
HowdidIevergettobeachampiondebater?
Itisabackupturkey.
Iboughtitincaseyourfather'sdoesn'tworkout,
whichIhopeitdoes.
Butifitdoesn't,
thiscouldsavehimalotofembarrassment.
Pleasedon'ttellhim.
HewoulddieifhethoughtIdidn'ttrusthim.
Interesting.
Imean,I'mgoingofftocollegesoon.
Allofasudden,
you'rekeepingsomethingwarminmyoldcrib.
Hereyougo,sweetie.You'lllikethisbetter.
Oh,mygosh.Yougottobekiddingme.
Notthisagain.
What?
Shesaidhereggswerewatery,
soImadeherawaffle.
Pleasedon'tmakeathingoutofit.
I'veseenyousendfoodback.
RememberthattimeinMiami?
Okay,firstofall,thisisn'tarestaurant.
Secondly,mybisquehadatoothinit.
Itwasashell.
Therewasafillinginit.
Ugh,Idon'tfeellikewaffles.
Canyoumakemecereal?
-Sure.-Absolutelynot.
Absolutelynot,Lily.
Youaregonnafinishthatwaffle,
oryou'renotgonnahavebreakfast.
CanIatleasteatitinfrontoftheTV?
-Yes.-No.
Thanks,daddy.
Meandaddy.
Okay,okay.
Yougiveintohereverywhim,andI'mmeandaddy.
-That'snottrue.-Isn'tit?
What'sthis?
Thisishowsheseesus.
I'mascreamingdemon,
andyou'rejusta-smilin'anda-bakin'.
And,incidentally,
dowereallythinkthisisrefrigerator-worthy?
Sheputitupyesterdayafteryoumadehercleanherroom.
Andafteryoumadeherbrownies.
Sheisgonnaturnintoawillful,fatlittlegirl
unlessyoustartgettingtoughwithher,
becauserightnowyou'reherpal,
andI'mjustthepitchfork-wieldingshe-devil.
Itlinedup,didn'tit?
Yeah,wereallygotluckywithyouholdingthatfork.
Longstoryshort.
Ifyoupourit,it'scranberrysauce.
ButI'msorry,ifyousliceit,
it'scranberryjelly.
I'mliterallydrivingasfastasthiscarcango.
Isthatasockinyoursleeve?
Ididlaundryatyourhousethismorning,
andyouhavenodryersheets.
Ilikestayingwithyou,
butit'sbasicallycamping.
I'm--I'msosorry!
Ididn'tfeelanything.
Imean,of--ofcourseIfeltsomething,
andyoudohavethem--Imean--
Whydidn'tyouhonk?
!
Whydidn'tyouhonk?
!
Wouldn'tthathavejustmadeitworse?
Now,Philip,
rubthebreastsandthighswitholiveoil.
I'malittlenewatthis,butokay.
Beforestuffingthebird,
youmaywanttoremoveyourjewelry.
Youmeantakeoffmyweddingring?
Youbad,badgirl.
Whoareyoutalkingto?
Iwas--nothing.Who?
I'mnotgonnathrowaway20yearsof--
Isthesaladburning?
Here'severything,
includingyourcranberryso-calledsauce.
Thatwasfast.
Iwasdriving70milesanhour.
Now,Philip,coverthebreastandlegs
withabutteredcheesecloth.
Thatthing'salittlecreepy.
You'realittlecreepy.
Idon'tlovebeingtheperson
whohidesinhergaragewithhersecretcribturkey,
butit'snotalwaysfunbeingthebackstop.
You'retellingme.
Untilyougethomefromworkeveryday,
mymainjobiskeepingLukealive.
Iactuallycaughthimonthetreadmillwithscissors.
Doyoueverfeeljealousofthem?
Youdo,too?
Oh,yeah,allthetime.
Please,whileyouandIarebusybeingresponsible,
thingoneandthingtwoareoffhavingsomuchfun.
Ple--"Billion-dollarideas"?
Therealheadscratcher"T.M."
Now,that--thatisaclassic.
Lookatthis.
Isn'tthattheoldT-shirtcannonthatdadmodifiedforLuke
totakeonhispaperroute?
Yeah,it'safunidea,huh?
Youknow,there'snoreasonyouandIcan'trelaxalittle
andhaveasmuchfunastheydo.
I'min.
Let'sbemorelikethoseidiots.
Yeah.Con-garage-ulations.
Nailedit.
What'sgoingoninhere?
Um,n-nothing.Nothing.
We--it'snotwhatitlookslike.
-Really?
-No.
'Causewhatitlookslike
ismetakingoverthecookingduties
hasallowedmygirlshere
toletdowntheirhairandhavefunforachange.
Lookslikeyouevendugouttheoldnews-zooka.
Oh,no!
Oh,mygod!
Again?
!
I-itwasanaccident!
Onceisanaccident,perv.
Honey,comeon.It'stimetogo.
I'mready.
Oh,no,sweetie,
WeboughtyouthatprettynewThanksgivingdress.
ButIwanttowearthis.
Shewantstowearthat,Cameron.
Thoughts?
Well,Lily,uh,we'realldressedup.
Youdon'twanttobedisrespectful,doyou?
IshouldbeabletowearwhatIwant.
Okay,well,sweetie,listen,
I'mafraidwecan'tleaveuntilyouputthatdresson.
Okay.
Yousee?
Asmuchasyouwantmetoyell,
Ihaveamoreeffectivemethod.
Whenyousaytoachild,
"Iwilltreatyouwithdignityandrespect,"
thatchildwill,inturn,saytoyou--
Ileftthetagon.ThisisgoingbackMonday.
Oh,andrightinthemiddleofgettingup
onsuchahigh,highhorse.
Okay,Lily.
Yousaidputiton.
Well,it'son.Let'sgo.
Wecannotletherruntheshowlikethis.
Okay,trustme,Ihaveanotherplan.
Really?
Becauserightnow,
ourchild'swalkingaroundlikeaVietnameseAnnieHall.
ourchild'swalkingaroundlikeaVietnameseAnnieHall.
Mitchell,Iwillmakeitclearthatsheisnottheboss.
Okay,well,no,no,wecan'tgooutnow.
Okay,wheredidshelearnthatannoyinghabit?
Claire'sbeenpickingherupfrommeditationMondays.
Thelittlebird'scomingalongnicely.
Hey,thiscouldbeournewThanksgivingtradition.
What,hidingfromourownfamily?
Hey,iftheIndianshidalittlebitmore,
theymightstillhavethiscountry.
No,justtakingabreakfromeachother.
GodknowsIcouldn'tlovethemmore,
buttheKennedysdidn'tgettogetherasmuchasthisfamily.
-Soyoudon'tfeelguilty?
-Forwhat?
Notsharingthis30-year-oldscotchwithPhil?
Hemixesitwith7up,Gloria.
It'sahatecrime.
Let'shopethepowerisn'touthere,too.
Itlooksfine.Theporchlight'son.
Turkeycomingthrough!
Theymovedthedamndinnerhere.
Thankyouforcrackingthecode.
Poptheturkeyintheoven,Luke.
Lostalittlecookingtime,butifwecrankitto550,
dinnershouldbeonthetableasscheduled.
Yes,chef.
So,how'sitgoinginhere?
Minorlittlespeedbump,butwe'rebackontrack.
Youjustrelax.
Honey,Itrustyoucompletely.
You'vegotyoursweatylittlehelper,
andmamahashers.
Thanks.
So,howlonguntilyousneakhome
andgetthebackupturkey?
Havealittlefaith.
You'rereallytrustingdadtodothis?
Inme.
It'sinLily'sbackpackinthetrunkofthecar.
Thisiscrazy.
Let'sjustgodownstairsandtellthemthatwe'rehere.
Areyoukidding?
WesentthemavideofromMexico.
Weliedtotheirfaces.
Youthinkwecanjustgodownstairs
andthrowmoneyatthisandmakeitgoaway?
I'maskingyou.Doyouthinkthatwouldwork?
Ileftmypursedownthere,andMannyknows
thatIwouldneverleavetownwithoutit.
Mywalletandkeysareonthebar.
AndthecigarIwasjustsmoking.
Oh,maybeyou'reright.
Comeon,everybody!
Outsideforpicturetime!
Iknewinmyheartyoucouldn'tberight.
I'mgonnagrabascotch.
AnyoneknowwhereJaykeepsthe7up?
Okay.
Phil,staycalm.
Yes,thetripoverherekilledthecasserole.
Thebiscuitsarehard.
Thegravyhasa