摩登家庭第2季第6集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语打印word版.docx

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-Hihoney,breakfastwillbereadyinaminute.-Hi.

Myha-a-a-nd!

Veryfunny,mom.

Iknowit'sHalloween.

Nicefakehand.

WeloveHalloween.

EspeciallyClaire.

It'smyfavoriteholiday.

EversinceIwasakid,Ilovedscarythings.

Iftherewasanewhorrormovieintown,

Iwasthefirstinline.

"One,please."

ThenImetPhil.

"Two,please."

"Two,please."

Okay.

Allright.Dome.

Dome,dome,dome.

Cam,Ihavetosay,Ifeelkindofsexy.

Well,squeakysexy,but...

YouknowI'dbeenjoyingthismore

ifHalloweenwasn'tsuchatoughdayforme.

ButIwantyoutogotowork...

andknocktheirsocksoff.

Well,mylastjobwasataprettyconservativelawfirm.

NoonetherewouldeverdressupforHalloween.

Butapparentlyatthisnewcompany...

Um,rightnowI'mthinkingeithervampireorwerewolf.

Everyyearit'shardertodecide.

Wait,wait,wait.I-I'msorry.

Wait.Sopeoplereallycometoworkincostumeshere?

Areyoukidding?

It'sepic,bro!

Epic.

I'malreadythenewguy.

Idon'twanttobethenonpartipationguy,too.

Notonmywatch.

Unfortunately,Halloweenwasmarredformepersonally

byanincidentlongago.

Nowit'sjustadayIhavetogetthrough.

Soyou'vesaid.

Allright,so,everybodyhastobehereat5:

30

torehearseourhouseofhorrors.

Youguyshaveyourcostumesready?

Yeah,butit'sasecret.

MeandMannycameupwithsomethingtogether.

Ilovethat!

-CanIhavesomecandy?

-No.

How'boutyou,Alex?

Well,Ihaven'treallythoughtaboutit.

I'vegot,like,threehugeexamstomorrow.

Honey,youcan'tjustslapsomethingtogetheratthelastminute.

Youknow,ifyougavethiscostumehalfasmuchtime

andattentionasyougiveyourhomework,

youwouldn'tbeinthissituation.

CanIremindyou,youhaveonechildwho'snotmediocre?

Checkit.I'mascaryblackcat.

Theonlypersonthatcostumescaresisme.

-Gochangeit.-Towhat?

Idon'tknow.Oneofyouroldcostumes.

Honey,trustme.

Iamsparingyouanentireday

ofguysaskingyouifyouhavearoughtongue.

Hello.

Hi.Dad.It'sme.

IwantedtomakesureyouandGloriawerereadyfortonight.

-What'stonight?

-Whatdoyoumean,whatistonight?

Dad,it'sHalloween.Youknowthis.

Calmdown,Morticia,I'mjustteasingyou.

Calmdown,Morticia,I'mjustteasingyou.

We'llbethere.

Yeah,butincostumethistime.

Youcan'tjustshowupwithabackwardsbaseballcap

andcallyourselfSnoopDogglikeyoudidlastyear.

Ididn'tevenknowwhothatguywas.

Haleyturnedmyhataroundandtoldmetosayit.

Ithoughthewasadogdetective.

Listen,don'tworry.Wegotthewholethingworkedout.

Bye-bye.

-Hola,Jay!

-Whereareyou?

IhaveMannyinthecarpool,

andwe'regoingtothedropout.

Dropout?

YoumeanthatEddiekid?

Yeah,he'samoron.

No,thedropout,

whereyoudropthekidsintheschool.

Shemeans"Drop-off."

That'swhatIsaid.

Listen,didyoueverdoanythingaboutcostumes

forClaire'sthingtonight?

I'mgoingtopickthemupthisafternoon.

You'regoingtobea"Gargle,"

andI'mgonnabeanevilvillagebruja.

IknowlessnowthanIdidbeforeIasked.

Hmm.Abrujaisawitch,andagargleisagargle.

Shemeans"Gargoyle."

Shemeans"Gargoyle."

That'swhatIsaid.

Aslongasyougotitcovered.

BecauseifClairedoesn'tgetherHalloween,

sheturnsintoareal"Rhymeswith'bruja.'"

Oh,no.No,no,no.I'mtheonlyone.

Atlunch,I'llletyouwearmyfangs.

Lookatthosetools.

Everyyear.Whatacoupleofdouches.

Ohh.Oh,no.

Hello?

Thereareexactlythreepeopleincostumehere-

Atool,adouche,andme.

AndIdon'thavetimetogohomeandchangeand-

Calmdown.

Didyoubringinthedry-cleaningfromlastnight?

Areyoureallygettingonmeaboutthedry-cleaningwh-

Oh.Ihavesuitsinthetrunk.

Lookatthat.Yesterday'slazycurestoday'crazy.

Yes.Thankyou!

Thankyou.

Okay.

Oh,thereyouare.

Hey,IneedyouintheLampkinmeeting.

-IfIcouldjustmaybehave-Fiveminutes.

O-kay.

-Okay,hey.Firstlegalquestion.-Yeah?

CanIfirethoseidiotsfornoreason?

Oh,mygosh.

-Thosearesomemajorgunsyougotthere.-Eh,yeah.

Whywon'tthis...

Hey,Jerry.

Hey,Phil.Lookinggood.

Thanks.Waittillyouseewhatwegotplannedfortonight.

ClaireandIaregoingascorpsebrideandgroom.

Asifthere'sanyotherkind,amIright?

-I'msayingmarriagekillsyou.-Judyleftme.

Oh,mygod.

Iamsosorry.

Whensomeoneyouragedies,

What'sthefirstthingyouwanttoknow?

"Diedofwhat?

"Right?

Youwanttohearitwassomething

Thatcouldneverhappentoyou.

Well,it'sthesamewithdivorce.

Tellmeitwasbooze,cheating,physicalabuse.

Noproblem.I'mamonogamoussocialdrinker,

AndClaireonlysleep-hitsme.

Justdon'ttellmeitcamefromoutoftheblue.

Iwastotallyblindsided.

Iguesssomewherealongtheway

Shestoppedfindingmedelightful.

Well,that's-that'scoconuts.

You'resuperdelightful.

NottoJudy.

SheusedtolaughateverythingIhadtosay,

ButnowIcan'tevenrememberwhatherlaughsoundslike.

Clairecandoit.It'suncan-

Ishouldgobackinside.

Ihaveadishtowash.

Okay,but,hey...

Jerry,ifyouneedanything,allright?

I'myourrock.

Youarenotgonnabelievethis.

JudyjustleftJerry.

Oh,yeah.Shewassounhappy.

How'shedoing?

He'snottakingitaswellasyouare.

Oh,I'msorry,honey.Idon'tmeantobeinsensitive.

I'vejustgotalottogetdone.

Idon'tfindyouinsensitive.Ifindyoudelightful.

Doyoufindmedelightful?

Oh,god,Ijustremembered!

Jerry'ssupposedtobeourporchscarecrow.

Canyouaskhimifhe'llstilldoit?

He'skindofamessrightnow.

Yeah,butitmightmakehimfeelbetterbearoundpeople.

I'lltry...

Buthiswholeworldjustturnedupsidedown.

Canyouimagine?

Oneminute,you'rehappilymarried,

Thenextminute,you'recompletelybyyourself.

Idon'tneedexcuses.Ineedthislawsuittogoaway.

Now,who'sresponsiblefortheKeithdeposition?

uh,well,Iwas,"Shir."

But,uh,inmydefense,I"Wash"told

Takethosestupidfangsout,Dale.

Forstarters,it'sdaytime.

Vampiressleepduringtheday...

whichyoumaysoonhaveplentyoftimefor.

I'msorry,butIwastoldthatwedidn'tneedKeith.

Whotoldyouthat?

I-I-Imayhave.Imayhavedonethat,sir.

Well,that'sdisappointing.

ButatleastMitchell'snewhere.

Twilight,you'renot.

Sogetitdone.Meetingadjourned.

Client'swaitingforusinmyoffice.We'realreadylate.

-Ohh.-Let'sroll.

-Ah,you'vereallybeenhittingthegym.-Yeah.

Whatthehellisthatnoise?

EverytimeItriedtogetoutofthatcostume,

Igotdraggedintoanothermeeting.

ItwastheworstHalloweenever.

Really,Mitchell?

TheworstHalloweenever?

Youhadsqueakythighs.

Ilostachildhood.

Jay!

Thiscameforyou.

Oh.Hi,honey.Whatisit?

Icalledyoursecretaryandtoldher

toorderyousomecrackers

andthosecheesesthatyoulike-

thetiny,littleones.

Thanks.Didyoupickupmy"Gargle"Costume,too?

-Areyoumakingfunofme?

-No.

First,Mannycorrectingme.Andnowyou?

IfIhaveaproblem,Iwanttoknow,Jay.

Honey,look,Englishisyoursecondlanguage.

You'redoinggreat.

Yeah,you'renothelpingbyprotectingmyfeelings.

Iwantyoutobehonestwithme.

Okay,well,Imayhavenoticedsometiny,littlemistakes

youmightwanttotakealookat.

-Likewhat?

-Justlittlemispronunciations.Like,forexample

Lastnight,yousaid,"Weliveinadoggy-dogworld."

-So?

-Well,it's"Dog-eat-dogworld."

Yeah,but...

thatdoesn'tmakeanysense.

Whowantstoliveinaworldwheredogseateachother?

Adoggy-dogworldisabeautifulworld

fulloflittlepuppies!

WhatelsedoIsaywrong?

Well,it'snot"Blessingsintheskies."

It's"Blessingsindisguise."

Whatelse?

"Carpaltunnelsyndrome"

isnot"Carpooltunnelsyndrome."

Andwhatelse?

It'snot"Volumptuous."

Okay,enough.IknowthatIhaveanaccent.

Butpeopleunderstandmejustfine!

Whatthehellisthis?

Itoldyou,Jay,Icalledyoursecretary

andtoldhertoorderyouaboxofbabycheeses.

andtoldhertoorderyouaboxofbabycheeses.

Oh,sonowthatismyfaulttoo.

Oh,yeah,canyoutellClaire

thatI'mnotreallyupforbeingthescarecrow?

JudyandIusedtoloveHalloween.

It'sherfavoriteholiday.

-Huh.-Youknow?

Gosh,Ihatetothinkofyousittingintherealone,

runningthroughallthisinyourhead.

Whatcouldyouhavedonedifferently?

Whatcouldyouhavedonedifferently?

It'sactuallyalittlehardformetotalkabout.

Don'tpushmeaway.I'mnotJudy.

Icould'vebeenmorespontaneous.

I-I-Icould'vetriedtohavebeenmorefunandsexy

likeIwasintheolddays.

Spontaneousandsexy.Igotit.Yep.

Andremember,I'mhereforyou,okay?

Ohh!

Sonofa...

Whatthehellisthat?

!

What?

Youtoldmetoputonanoldcostume.

Notfromwhenyouwere8.

AreyoutryingtogetcandyorJapanesebusinessmen?

Changeit.Go.

Jerryisano-goonthecrow.

You'vebeenovertherethiswholetime?

Yeah,hewasventing.Icouldn'tbreakfree.

God...

Youaresexy.

Honey...

Notsofast.Idon'tthinkwe'redonehere,mydarling.

It'sokay.Ineedtogetdown.

Oh,wecangetdown.Wecangetwaydown.

Oh,god!

Phil!

No!

No,no,no,no,no!

No!

Okay.

Oh,no.

No,no,no,no,no,no,no.Okay.

Okay.Focus,Mitchell.Focus.Focus.

Hello?

I'mtrappedinamen'sroom,

AndallIhaveonisthespider-mansuit.

Hot.Whoisthis?

Somebodytookmyshirt,andalltherest

ofmyclothesareall"Toilety."

I'mscrewed.

Whydon'tyoujusttellCharliethetruth?

Ican't.Ialreadymesseduponcetoday.

AndIcan'triskit.

I-Ihaveanothersuitinmytrunk,

ButIcan'tgettothecarwithoutgoingthroughtheoffice.

Youkno