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youngsheldon小谢尔顿第一季第一集
YoungSheldon《小谢尔顿》第一季第一集
主要人物介绍：
Mary玛丽（妈妈）George乔治（爸爸）Georgie乔治一世（哥哥）
Missy米茜（谢尔顿的双胞胎姐姐）Sheldon谢尔顿
旁白：
成年谢尔顿（《生活大爆炸》中谢尔顿的扮演者）
Sheldon:
I’vealwayslovedtrains.Infact,ifmycareerintheoreticalphysicshadn’tworkedout,mybackupplanwastobecomeaprofessionaltickettaker.Orhobo.AndwhenIfiguredoutthattrainsallowedmetoproveNewton’sfirstlaw—anobjectinmotionstaysinmotionwiththesamespeedandinthesamedirectionunlessacteduponbyanunbalancedforce.IfeltlikeNeilArmstrongonthemoon,aloneandhappy.
谢尔顿：
我从小喜欢火车。
事实上，如果我理论物理学的工作当初没成，我的后备计划是打算当一个职业检票员。
或者流浪汉。
当我发现火车能让我证明牛顿第一定律——任何运动中的物体其速度的大小与方向都不会改变除非有合外力施加于这个物体。
我感到了尼尔·阿姆斯特朗登月时那种孤独又快乐的感觉。
Missy:
Shelly,dinner’sready!
Idon’tcarehowdimwittedyouare.Scientificprincipleshavetomakeyousmile.Ofcourse,nobodyIknewinEastTexasin1989caredaboutNewtonianphysics.TheonlyNewtonstheycaredaboutwereWayneandFig.
Missy:
Sheldon,ifyoudon’tgetinhere,I’mgonnalickyourtoothbrush!
Sheldon:
Coming!
That’smysister.Andshe’sdoneitbefore.
George:
Whatthehellwereyoudoingoutthere?
Mary:
George,language.
George:
Whatlanguage?
So?
Sheldon:
Iwasexploringdimensionalkinematics.
Missy:
Admitit—he’sadopted.
Sheldon:
HowcanIbeadoptedwhenIhaveatwinsister?
Think,monkey,think.
Mary:
That’senough.Noone’sadopted.
Missy:
IwishIwas.
Mary:
Thatcanstillbearranged.Now,let’spray.
Sheldon:
Amoment,please.
Mary:
Leavehimbe.
Georgie:
Hecanholdhandswithhisfamily.Itwon’tkillhim.
Sheldon:
Wedon’tknowthat.Georgie,didyouwashyourhandsbeforedinner.Oreventhisweek?
Georgie:
Noneofyourbusiness.
Sheldon:
Hencethemittens.
Mary:
Thankyou,God,forthisfoodwe’reabouttoreceiveandforthenourishmentofourbodies,andblessthehandsthatpreparedit.
Together:
Amen.
Georgie:
Howcomeweain’tgotnotatertots?
Mary:
Imadetatertotslastnight.
Georgie:
I’dtaketatertotsovermashedpotatersanyday.
Mary:
JusteatwhatImadeyou.
Georgie:
Canweatleasthavetatertotstomorrow?
Itwasfamilydinnerslikethisthatledmetoadoptamid-Atlanticaccent.NobelPrizewinners…oughtnotbeorderin’tatertots.
Mary:
everybodyexcitedtostartschoolMonday?
Sheldon:
Iam.
Missy:
Iguessso.
Mary:
Georgie?
Freshmanyear,that’sabigdeal.
Georgie:
HowcanIbeexcitedwhenhe’sgonnabeinthesamegradeasme?
Sheldon:
Don’tworry,Georgie,I’mnotplanningonbeingintheninthgradeforverylong.
Missy:
AllIknowishe’snotinthesamegradeasmeanymore,andI’mthrilled.
Sheldon:
Goodluckwithyourfingerpainting.
Missy:
You’regonnagetyourasskickedinhighschool.
Mary:
Hey,language.
Sheldon:
I’mnotgoingtobeassaulted.Highschoolisahavenforhigherlearning.
George:
Oh,deargod.
Mary:
SpeakingofGod,who’sgoingtochurchwithmetomorrow?
George:
Ican’t.I’mmeetingwiththeothercoaches.
Mary:
Youcan’tmeetafterchurch?
George:
No,Mary,Ican’tmeetafterchurch.
Mary:
Georgie?
Georgie:
Igottostudymyplaybook.
Sheldon:
I’llgowithyou,Mom.
Missy:
Whyareyougoing?
Youdon’tbelieveinGod.
Sheldon:
No,butIbelieveinMom.
Mary:
I’lltakeit.Missy?
Missy:
Can’t,Heatheraskedmeto…
Mary:
You’regoing.
Missy:
Sonofabitch.
Mary（Mom）:
Missy…Don’tyouthrowsomethingatthedinnertable.GeorgieJr！
JaneGoodallhadtogotoAfricatostudyapes.Ijusthadtogotodinner.
Mary（Mom）:
Neveratthedinnertable!
Youknockthatoff,Georgie!
D-Donotretaliate!
（在教堂）
ALL:
Onward,ChristiansoldiersMarchingastowarWiththecrossofJesusGoingonbefore.
Pastor:
InMatthewnine,versefour,Jesussaid,"Whywouldyouentertainevilthoughtsinyourhearts?
"
Sheldon（quietly）:
Doyouhaveevilthoughts?
A：
Shh.
Sheldon:
Ijustdon'tthinkthispartappliestome.
Mary（Mom）:
That'sfine.Bequietandlisten.
Sheldon:
I'monlynineyearsold.Mostevildoesn'tstarttillpuberty.
（谢尔顿一直说话，前座的人回头看谢尔顿）
Sheldon:
Hello.
Pastor:
Philippians4:
8,"Finally,brothers,whateveris…"
Sheldon:
Doyouhaveevilthoughts?
Missy（sister）:
I'mhavingonerightnow.
Sheldon:
Really?
Whatisit?
Missy（sister）:
Whenwegethome,I'mgonnakickyourlittleballs.
Sheldon:
Youcan't.Theyhaven'tdescendedyet.Mom?
Mary（Mom）:
What?
Sheldon:
WhenshouldIbeexpectingmytesticles?
Pastor:
"whateverisadmirable"
A：
Whatiswrongwithhim?
Mary（Mom）:
Nothin'iswrongwithhim.Now,turnaroundbeforeIknockyourlightsout.
Pastor:
thinkcontinuallyonthesethings.Agoodthoughtleadstoagoodthing.Youfeelitinyourbody.
MymomwasmyChristiansoldier.
（妈妈让谢尔顿出门玩一玩）
Mary：
Shelly,it'syourlastdayofsummer.Gooutandenjoyit.
Sheldon:
ButIhavetolearnthestudenthandbook.Ooh,didyouknowextremehairstyles,goateesandmustachesarenotallowed?
Mary：
Ididn't.
Sheldon:
Ipersonallyfindthatveryreassuring.
Mary：
Lookwhatabeautifuldayitis.Goplay.
Sheldon:
"Goplay"ifonlylifewerethatsimple.There,Iplayed.
Billy：
Hey,Sheldon!
Sheldon:
Hello,BillySparks.
Billy：
Iheardyou'regoingtohighschooltomorrow.
Sheldon:
Iam.You'regoingtohavetofindsomeoneelsetotormentontheplayground.
Billy：
"Torment"?
Sheldon:
（sighs）Itmeanstomaliciouslyharass.
Billy：
"Herass"?
（chuckles）That'sfunny.
Sheldon:
Well,thiswasnice.
Billy：
Hey,doofus!
（squawks）
Sheldon:
Mom!
Billy：
Goodgirl.
Sheldon:
Mom!
MARY:
WhatamIsupposedtodo?
Hisfeetaregrowing.
George:
Whycan'thewearGeorgie'soldshoes?
Mary：
Youthinkhe'sgonnaputhisfeetinhisbrother'ssmellyshoes?
George:
Well,wedamnwellbettercutbacksomewhere.
Mary：
Willyoupleasekeepyourvoicedown?
Missy:
They'refightingaboutyouagain.
Sheldon:
They'refightingaboutmoney.It'sacommonargumentinmarriages.
Mary：
（dooropens）Lightsout.Bigdaytomorrow.
Sheldon:
Mom?
Mary：
Hmm?
Sheldon:
Dowehavefinancialproblems?
Mary：
Don'tyouworryaboutthat.Wearefine.Now,gotosleep.
Missy:
She'slying.Shejustsaidthattomakeyoufeelbetter.
Sheldon:
Momdoesn'tlie.Sure,shethinkstheEarthwasmadeinsixdays,butthat's'causeshe'sgullible,notaliar.
（谢尔顿非要戴领结上学）
Missy:
Mom,Sheldoncan'tfindhisbowtie.
Mary：
Really?
Ilaiditoutforhim.
George:
Leaveitalone,Mary.Hedoesn'tneedabowtie.
Mary：
It'shisfirstdayofschool.Lethimwearwhathewants.
Sheldon：
Mom,Ican'tfindmybowtie!
Mary：
DearLord,why'shegottowearabowtie?
Georgie:
CanIdriveinwithyou?
George:
Sure.
Missy:
Everybody'sgonnaknowhe'syourbrother.It'sgonnabeawfulforyou.
Georgie:
Tellhertoshutup.
George:
She'snotwrong.
Mary:
It'sgottobehere.
Sheldon：
It'snot.It'snot!
Mary:
Shelly,staycalm.We'llfindit.
Sheldon：
Mytieisgone!
Mytieisgone!
Mary:
Shelly,youdon'treallyneedatie.
Sheldon：
Ihavetofindmytie.Ihavetofindmytie.
Mary:
Berightback.
Sheldon：
ProfessorProtonwearsabowtie!
Mary:
GeorgeJunior,givemebackthatbowtierightnow!
Georgie:
Ididn'ttakeit!
Mary:
Don'tyoulietome!
Georgie:
I'mnotlying!
Mary:
We'llseeaboutthat.
Georgie:
Stayoutofmyroom!
Missy:
She'sgonnafindyourdirtymagazines.
Georgie:
Shutup!
Missy:
Youarenothavingagoodday.
George:
Hey,hedidn'ttakeit.
Mary:
Thenwhathappenedtoit?
!
Sheldon：
Helpmefindmybowtie!
I'llcheckinthebathroom!
George:
Itookit.
Mary:
Whywouldyoudothat?
George:
Mary,theboyisnineyearsoldandgoingintohighschool.Isn'tthatweirdenough?
Mary:
Giveittome.
George:
Comeon.It'snotjustSheldon.Georgie'sgonnabeinclasswithhim.
Sheldon：
Notinthebathroom!
Mary:
Giveit.
（上学路上）
Sheldon：
Wouldyouliketoplayadrivinggame?
Mary:
Notreally.Ialwayslose.
Sheldon：
Iknow.That'swhyit'sfun.（laughs）Howaboutlicenseplateswithprimenumbers-followedbyacons...?
Mary:
Whydon'twejusttalk?
Sheldon：
Verywell.
Mary:
Youunderstandthatsomepeoplearegonnabeintimidatedbyyoubecauseofhowsmartyouare?
Sheldon:
Ormaybethey'llrecognizemyintellectandmakemetheirleader.
Mary:
Lord,lookaftermyson.Don'tlethimgetstuffedinagymbag.
（到学校后）
Sheldon:
Oh,dear.
Mary:
Yeah.
Sheldon：
Thatboyhasanexposedtattoo.
Mary:
Hedoes.
Sheldon:
Iwonderifheknowsthat'sinviolationofthedresscode.
Mary:
Speakingofwhich,howaboutwelosethebowtie?
Sheldon：
Why?
Mary:
Lookaround,honey.Noneoftheotherkidsarewearingone.
Sheldon:
Well,perhapsI'llstartafad.
Mary:
No,youwon't.PleasetrustMommy.Allright,tellyouwhat.Youtakeitoff,andthisweekend,I'lltakeyoutoRadioShack.
Mary:
Youdoingokay?
Sheldon:
Iguess.Ismellammonia.Theymust'vedoneathoroughcleaningrecently.Ilikethat.
Mary:
Andremember,ifanybodybothersyou,whatdoyousay?
Sheldon:
Mydad'safootballcoach.
Mary:
And?
Sheldon:
Mybrother'safootballplayer.
Mary:
Good.
Sheldon:
Hey,Mom,look.Thatgirl'spregnant.
Congratulations.
Well,thatwasrevolting.
Allright.Thisisyourhomeroom.Doyouwantmetogoinwithyou?
No.AlthoughIcould'veusedyouintherestroom.
Okay,well...Youhaveagoodday.AndI'llpickyouupafterschool,samedoorwecamein.
Areyoucryingorhavinganallergyattack?
Allergies.
It'sprobablytheammonia.
Probably.
Okay.Letthelearningbegin.
（课堂上）
Allright,everybody,mynameisMs.MacElroy.Inadditiontobeingyourhomeroomteacher,I'llbeseeingsomeofyouinmyEnglishclass,andsomeofyouonthevolleyballcourt.Justtogiveyoualittlehistory,I'vebeenhereatMedfordfor29years...Itaughtsomeofyourolderbrothersandsisters,andsadly,someofyourparents.NotmuchIhaven'tseen.Untiltoday.I'msureyou're
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