高中英语《Frinds老友记》第9季中英文对照完整剧本906 The One With The Ma.docx

高中英语《Frinds老友记》第9季中英文对照完整剧本906 The One With The Ma.docx

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高中英语《Frinds老友记》第9季中英文对照完整剧本906TheOneWithTheMa

906TheOneWithTheMaleNanny

Scene:

Chandler'shotelroominTulsa.He'sfastasleepwhenthetelephonerings.

Chandler:

（pickingupthetelephone,answeringitwithafroginhisthroat）Hello?

（heclearshisthroat,buthestillhasthesamefroginhisthroatwhenhespeaksagain）Hello?

Monica:

（inherapartment,screaming）ILOVEMYNEWJOB!

Chandler:

Honey,you'rescreaming.

Monica:

YOUBETYOURASSIAM!

Ijusthadthebestfirstdayever!

Thekitchen:

twiceasbigasAllessandro's.

Chandler:

（yawning）Oh,that'sgreat.

Monica:

Yeah,a-a-andclean.Notjusthealthdepartmentclean...Monicaclean.

Chandler:

（clearlynotsointerested）Awesome.

Monica:

Oh,andthepeoplearesonice.There'sthisoneguy,Geoffrey,he'stheMaitreD.,Chandler,youwilllovehim.Heiswithoutadoubt,thefunniestguyIhaveevermet.（Chandler,whowasalmostasleepagain,sitsupstraightinbedinaninstantandcan'tbelievewhathejustheard.）

OPENINGCREDITS

Scene:

CentralPerk.PhoebeandMikeareonthecouch,holdinghands,whilePhoebeputsmilkinhercoffee.

Mike:

Thisisnice.

Phoebe:

Iknow!

（Phoebepicksupalittlepacketofsugar,shakesit,andthenrealizesshecan'topenitwithonehand,butdoesn'twanttoletgoofMike'shand.Shetriestotearopenthepacketwithonehand.）

Mike:

Youneedbothhandsforthat?

Phoebe:

Yeah,Ikindado.（Mikeletsgoofherhand）Well,how'sthis?

（shetakesMike'shandandputsitonherbreast,shetearsopenthesugarandputsitinhercoffee.Mikethinksitoverandnodsappreciative.Afterthat,theyholdhandsagain.Joeynowenters,andseesthetwosittingonthecouch,holdinghands.）

Joey:

（inaveryaaaaahhhhhsweeeeeetvoice）Aaahhh,lookatyoutwo...holdinghands...huhisthisgettingserious?

（PhoebeandMike,embarrassed,startbabblingandlookaway.）Haveyounottalkedaboutityet?

（Theysaynothingnow,butsmile）AmImakingyouuncomfortable?

（smilesarebecomingforcednow,andhespeakstoMike）Ifyouwerebiggeryou'dhitme,huh...?

Aaaaaahhhhhh（heturnsawaytothebar）

Phoebe:

I'msorry...I'msorry.It'sobviouslywaytooearlyforustobe...havingthatconversation.

Mike:

Isit?

Phoebe:

（inaflashsheanswers）Maybenot,isit?

Mike:

Okay,whenIgotdivorced,Ididn'tthinkI'dfeelthiswayaboutsomeoneforareallylongtime...Thenagain,Ididn'tthinkI'dmeetsomeonelikeyou...and...thismaybecrazysoon,but...Iwantyoutohavethis...（Hetriestogetsomethingfromhispocket,butit'snotthateasy...Phoebelooksina"what'shappening"facetohim.Hefinallyhasfoundsomething）No,not...that'sgum.（Hedigsinalittlemore.）Ooh,fivebucks...Iloveitwhenthathappens,youknow...Thinknonote'sthere...

Phoebe:

（impatient）IknowMike,whydon'tyoukeepdigging?

Mike:

Oh,sorry.（Hedigsinagainandfinallyfindswhathe'sbeenlookingfor.Akey.）

Phoebe:

Oh,it'sakey.Tobehonest,IthinkI'dpreferthefivedollars.

Mike:

It'stomyapartment.

Phoebe:

（reallysurprised）Ohwow,ooh!

Ooh,bigstepforPhoebeandMike.

Mike:

Yeah,look,andIdon'twantyoutofeellikeyouhavetogivemeyourkeyjustbecause...

Phoebe:

Ohno,Iwantto.

Mike:

Oh,thankGod.（helaughsnervously,andPhoebegetsherkeychainfromherbag.）

Phoebe:

Yeah..

.ooh...wow...EvenstartedtothinkI'dnevermeetsomeonethat,youknow,Iwantedto...dothiswith.Hereyougo.（BothPhoebeandMikelookreallyproud.）

Mike:

Isthiscool,huh?

Phoebe:

Itreallyis.

Joey:

（sittingathistable）Oh,Iknowit...Itisamazingtheselittlethingsopendoors...huh!

（mimesopeningadoorwithhisownkeys,Phoebelooksathimina"yeah,yeah,yeah"way.）

Scene:

RossandRachel'sapartment.Bothofthemsittingonthecouch,interviewinganannycandidate.

Rachel:

SoIdon'tgobacktoworkforanotherfourweeks,butwewouldlikeournannytostartrightaway,sothatEmmacouldgetachancetoknowher.

NannyCandidate:

（inasweet,caringvoice）Ithinkthat'sreallysmart.Theeasierwecanmakethetransitionforher,thebetter.（RossandRachelseempleasedwiththeanswer.）

Rachel:

That'sgreat,great.Sodoyouhaveanyquestionsforus?

NannyCandidate:

Notreally.

Rachel:

Allright.Wellthankyousomuchforcoming...（they'restandingupandmaketheirwaytothedoor）

Ross:

Thankyou.

Rachel:

Reallynicetomeetyou...andwe'llcallyou.

NannyCandidate:

Oh,youknow,wait.Idohaveonequestion.（shestartsplayingwithherhair）Doyouguysdorandomdrugtesting?

Ross:

Boy,weuhm...hadn'trea

llythoughtofthat.

NannyCandidate:

That'scool.But...butifyoudo,I'mgonnaneedthreedaysnotice.

Rachel:

Okidoki!

（andsheslamsthedoorinthenanny'sfacewhileRosscrumplesuptheapplicationform）Wow!

We'renevergonnafindananny.

Ross:

Oh,comeonRach,wewill.Ipromise.Wehavemoreinterviews（TheysitdownandRachelsighs）Andworsecomestoworse,wecanalwaysreconsidertheuhm...thefirstonewemetwith.

Rachel:

（indignant）What,theblondewithnobra?

Ross:

Shewasblonde?

（helookssurprisedforawhile,butthengetsa"gotcha"expressiononhisface...There'sknockingatthedoor.）Justasec.!

Okay,okay.Thisone'snameisSandy.She'sgotadegreeinearlychildhoodeducation,uhm...sheworkedforherlastfamilyforthreeyears.

Rachel:

Okay...（Rossopensthedoor.）

Sandy:

（aguy）Hi...I'mSandy.

Ross:

Andshe'salittlemannish...

Scene:

Phoebe'sapartment.There'saknockonthedoor,andPhoebeopensit.

Phoebe:

（gasps）OhmyGod!

David!

David:

Hi!

I-i-isthisabadtime?

Phoebe:

（excited）No!

It'sagreattime,comein...!

WOW,hi...Ohmygosh!

Whatareyoudoinghere?

AreyoubackfromMinsk?

David:

Well,justforacoupleofdays,uhm...I'mheretoexplaintothepeoplewhogaveusourgrant,whyit'sapositivethingthatwespentalltheirmoneyanduhm...accomplisheduhm...nothing.

Phoebe:

Whocares,itgotyouhere.

David:

Well,itgotmetoNewYorkanyway,andthenIgotonacabattheairport,andtheguysaidwhereto?

andIjust...gavehimyouraddressI...I...Ididn'teventhinkaboutit.

Phoebe:

Wow.Whereisyourluggage?

（Davidthinksforawhile）

David:

Damnit!

Phoebe:

A-Allright,well...I'llcallthecabcompany.

David:

Wa...wa...wait!

Wecan...callthemlater.Canyoujust...juststandtheref-f-foramoment?

Boy!

There'sanoldRussianexpression,uhm...itgoes:

Schtoyaztezvigul...ui!

Roughlytranslatedthatmeansuhm...ThisthingthatI'mlookingat:

wow!

Phoebe:

Thankyou!

God,no!

Youshouldseemewhen...Ohactually,no,Ilookprettygood.

David:

Are...areyoukidding?

Youknow,whenyoudon'tseesomeoneforalongtime,a-a-andyoukindofbuildthemupinyourheadandyoustartthinkingabout:

Comeon,don'tbecrazy.Nobodyisthatbeautiful,but...well,youare.（Phoebeseemsverycharmed）Well,so,uhm...areyouseeing...anyone?

（PhoebeisstilluponacloudfromwhatDavidjustsaid）

Phoebe:

No...

Scene:

MonicaandChandler'sapartment.MonicasitsonthecouchandPhoebeispacingupanddowntheroom.

Phoebe:

I'm...I'mjust...I'mtheworstpersonever.HowcanInottellDavidthatI'mseeingMike?

Monica:

Maybehedidn'tgiveyouachance.

Phoebe:

Hesaid:

Areyouseeingsomeone?

AndIsaidno...

Monica:

Oh,well...Thathadbeenyourwindow.

Phoebe:

Yeah!

Imean,Idon'tknow.Iwasjust,Iwaslooking,IwaslookinginhiseyesandIwasjustthinking:

OhmyGod!

It'sDavid.David'shere.He'sjust,he'ssoirresistible.

Monica:

Really?

Thescientistguy?

Phoebe:

Really?

Chandler?

Monica:

Continue...

Phoebe:

Oh.Okay,thenitgetsworse,'causethenItoldhimthatIwouldseehimtomorrownight.

Monica:

Phoebe!

Phoebe:

Iknow!

（pointsatherself）Evil!

And...and...and...IlikeMikesomuch,youknow.It'sjustgoingreallywell.OhmyGod!

Monica:

Wow,isn'titironicthatDavidwouldshowuponthesamedaythatyouandMikeexchangekeys?

Phoebe:

（sarcastically）Uhuh...Yeah...!

y

ouknow.Andgivenmylifelongsearchforirony,youcanimaginehowhappyIam.

Monica:

Whatareyougonnado?

Phoebe:

ImeanIguess,Ijusthaveto...tellDavidthatnothingcanhappenbetweenus.UnlessIdon't...Youknow,complicatedmoralsituation,noright,nowrong...

Monica:

YouhavetotellDavid!

Phoebe:

Okay,IknewIshouldhavehadthisconversationwithJoey.

Scene:

Thehallwaybetweenthetwoapartments.Chandlercomeshome.

Chandler:

（angry）Funniestguyshe'severmet!

（toth

edoor）I'mfunny,right...?

Whatdoyouknow,you'readoor...Youjustlikeknock-knockjokes...（laughsabouthimself,butthengetsdeterminedagain）Saveitforinside!

（heenters）

Monica:

Heeeeeey!

Chandler:

Hey!

Phoebe:

Hey!

Chandler:

So...Oklahomaisacrazyplace.Youknow,theycallittheSoonerstate.FranklyI'dsoonerbeinanyotherstate.（MonicalooksatPhoebe,whoalsodoesn'tknowwhattosay.）Andwhat'swithOklahomahavingapanhandle?

Canallstateshavestufflikethat?

Heyyeah,I'mfromthewaistband,Wyoming.ButwhenIwasseven,weheadedovertothecrotch.

Monica:

（Doesn'tbelievewhatshe'shearing）Wasyourcabinpressurised?

Chandler:

（laughs,butthenmovestoPhoebe）Anddon'tgetmestartedonthewaythatpeoplefromTulsatalk.

Phoebe:

Okay.（andshewalksaway）

Chandler:

What'swiththewordy'all?

Youknow,just...twowordsjust...pushedtogether...Areweallallowedtodothat,becauseifso,Isaywhystopthere?

Youknow,yournewpoodlecouldbeyournoodle.Andfriedchicken?

Couldbefricken.Waiter,waiterexcuseme,I'llhavethefricken?

（Monicalaughs）See,that's...that'sfunnywiththefr

icken,right?

Monica:

No,itjustremindmeofsomethingthisgu

ydidtodayatwork.Itoldyouaboutthatfun