高中英语《Frinds老友记》第9季中英文对照完整剧本906 The One With The Ma.docx

1、高中英语Frinds老友记第9季中英文对照完整剧本906 The One With The Ma906 The One With The Male NannyScene:Chandlers hotel room in Tulsa. Hes fast asleep when the telephone rings.Chandler: (picking up the telephone, answering it with a frog in his throat) Hello? (he clears his throat, but he still has the same frog in hi

2、s throat when he speaks again) Hello?Monica: (in her apartment, screaming) I LOVE MY NEW JOB!Chandler: Honey, youre screaming.Monica: YOU BET YOUR ASS I AM! I just had the best first day ever! The kitchen: twice as big as Allessandros.Chandler: (yawning) Oh, thats great.Monica: Yeah, a-a-and clean.

3、Not just health department clean. Monica clean.Chandler: (clearly not so interested) Awesome.Monica: Oh, and the people are so nice. Theres this one guy, Geoffrey, hes the Maitre D., Chandler, you will love him. He is without a doubt, the funniest guy I have ever met. (Chandler, who was almost aslee

4、p again, sits up straight in bed in an instant and cant believe what he just heard.)OPENING CREDITSScene:Central Perk. Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee.Mike: This is nice.Phoebe: I know! (Phoebe picks up a little packet of sugar, shakes it, and th

5、en realizes she cant open it with one hand, but doesnt want to let go of Mikes hand. She tries to tear open the packet with one hand.)Mike: You need both hands for that?Phoebe: Yeah, I kinda do. (Mike lets go of her hand) Well, hows this? (she takes Mikes hand and puts it on her breast, she tears op

6、en the sugar and puts it in her coffee. Mike thinks it over and nods appreciative. After that, they hold hands again. Joey now enters, and sees the two sitting on the couch, holding hands.)Joey: (in a very aaaaahhhhh sweeeeeet voice) Aaahhh, look at you two. holding hands. huh is this getting seriou

7、s? (Phoebe and Mike, embarrassed, start babbling and look away.) Have you not talked about it yet? (They say nothing now, but smile) Am I making you uncomfortable? (smiles are becoming forced now, and he speaks to Mike) If you were bigger youd hit me, huh.? Aaaaaahhhhhh (he turns away to the bar)Pho

8、ebe: Im sorry. Im sorry. Its obviously way too early for us to be. having that conversation.Mike: Is it?Phoebe: (in a flash she answers) Maybe not, is it?Mike: Okay, when I got divorced, I didnt think Id feel this way about someone for a really long time. Then again, I didnt think Id meet someone li

9、ke you. and. this may be crazy soon, but. I want you to have this. (He tries to get something from his pocket, but its not that easy. Phoebe looks in a whats happening face to him. He finally has found something) No, not. thats gum. (He digs in a little more.) Ooh, five bucks. I love it when that ha

10、ppens, you know. Think no notes there.Phoebe: (impatient) I know Mike, why dont you keep digging?Mike: Oh, sorry. (He digs in again and finally finds what hes been looking for. A key.)Phoebe: Oh, its a key. To be honest, I think Id prefer the five dollars.Mike: Its to my apartment.Phoebe: (really su

11、rprised) Oh wow, ooh! Ooh, big step for Phoebe and Mike.Mike: Yeah, look, and I dont want you to feel like you have to give me your key just because.Phoebe: Oh no, I want to.Mike: Oh, thank God. (he laughs nervously, and Phoebe gets her keychain from her bag.)Phoebe: Yeah. ooh. wow. Even started to

12、think Id never meet someone that, you know, I wanted to. do this with. Here you go. (Both Phoebe and Mike look really proud.)Mike: Is this cool, huh?Phoebe: It really is.Joey: (sitting at his table) Oh, I know it. It is amazing these little things open doors. huh! (mimes opening a door with his own

13、keys, Phoebe looks at him in a yeah, yeah, yeah way.)Scene:Ross and Rachels apartment. Both of them sitting on the couch, interviewing a nanny candidate.Rachel: So I dont go back to work for another four weeks, but we would like our nanny to start right away, so that Emma could get a chance to know

14、her.Nanny Candidate: (in a sweet, caring voice) I think thats really smart. The easier we can make the transition for her, the better. (Ross and Rachel seem pleased with the answer.)Rachel: Thats great, great. So do you have any questions for us?Nanny Candidate: Not really.Rachel: All right. Well th

15、ank you so much for coming. (theyre standing up and make their way to the door)Ross: Thank you.Rachel: Really nice to meet you. and well call you.Nanny Candidate: Oh, you know, wait. I do have one question. (she starts playing with her hair) Do you guys do random drug testing?Ross: Boy, we uhm. hadn

16、t really thought of that.Nanny Candidate: Thats cool. But. but if you do, Im gonna need three days notice.Rachel: Okidoki! (and she slams the door in the nannys face while Ross crumples up the application form) Wow! Were never gonna find a nanny.Ross: Oh, come on Rach, we will. I promise. We have mo

17、re interviews (They sit down and Rachel sighs) And worse comes to worse, we can always reconsider the uhm. the first one we met with.Rachel: (indignant) What, the blonde with no bra?Ross: She was blonde? (he looks surprised for a while, but then gets a gotcha expression on his face. Theres knocking

18、at the door.) Just a sec.! Okay, okay. This ones name is Sandy. Shes got a degree in early childhood education, uhm. she worked for her last family for three years.Rachel: Okay. (Ross opens the door.)Sandy: (a guy) Hi. Im Sandy.Ross: And shes a little mannish.Scene:Phoebes apartment. Theres a knock

19、on the door, and Phoebe opens it.Phoebe: (gasps) Oh my God! David!David: Hi! I-i-is this a bad time?Phoebe: (excited) No! Its a great time, come in.! WOW, hi. Oh my gosh! What are you doing here? Are you back from Minsk?David: Well, just for a couple of days, uhm. Im here to explain to the people wh

20、o gave us our grant, why its a positive thing that we spent all their money and uhm. accomplished uhm. nothing.Phoebe: Who cares, it got you here.David: Well, it got me to New York anyway, and then I got on a cab at the airport, and the guy said where to? and I just. gave him your address I. I. I di

21、dnt even think about it.Phoebe: Wow. Where is your luggage? (David thinks for a while)David: Damn it!Phoebe: A-All right, well. Ill call the cab company.David: Wa. wa. wait! We can. call them later. Can you just. just stand there f-f-for a moment? Boy! Theres an old Russian expression, uhm. it goes:

22、 Schto ya ztez vigul. ui! Roughly translated that means uhm. This thing that Im looking at: wow!Phoebe: Thank you! God, no! You should see me when. Oh actually, no, I look pretty good.David: Are. are you kidding? You know, when you dont see someone for a long time, a-a-and you kind of build them up

23、in your head and you start thinking about: Come on, dont be crazy. Nobody is that beautiful, but. well, you are. (Phoebe seems very charmed) Well, so, uhm. are you seeing. anyone? (Phoebe is still up on a cloud from what David just said)Phoebe: No.Scene:Monica and Chandlers apartment. Monica sits on

24、 the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room.Phoebe: Im. Im just. Im the worst person ever. How can I not tell David that Im seeing Mike?Monica: Maybe he didnt give you a chance.Phoebe: He said: Are you seeing someone? And I said no.Monica: Oh, well. That had been your window.Phoebe: Yeah! I

25、 mean, I dont know. I was just , I was looking, I was looking in his eyes and I was just thinking: Oh my God! Its David. Davids here. Hes just, hes so irresistible.Monica: Really? The scientist guy?Phoebe: Really? Chandler?Monica: Continue.Phoebe: Oh.Okay, then it gets worse, cause then I told him t

26、hat I would see him tomorrow night.Monica: Phoebe!Phoebe: I know! (points at herself) Evil! And. and. and. I like Mike so much, you know. Its just going really well. Oh my God!Monica: Wow, isnt it ironic that David would show up on the same day that you and Mike exchange keys?Phoebe: (sarcastically)

27、 Uhuh. Yeah.!, you know. And given my life long search for irony, you can imagine how happy I am.Monica: What are you gonna do?Phoebe: I mean I guess, I just have to. tell David that nothing can happen between us. Unless I dont. You know, complicated moral situation, no right, no wrong.Monica: You h

28、ave to tell David!Phoebe: Okay, I knew I should have had this conversation with Joey.Scene:The hallway between the two apartments. Chandler comes home.Chandler: (angry) Funniest guy shes ever met! (to the door) Im funny, right.? What do you know, youre a door. You just like knock-knock jokes. (laugh

29、s about himself, but then gets determined again) Save it for inside! (he enters)Monica: Heeeeeey! Chandler: Hey!Phoebe: Hey!Chandler: So. Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner state. Frankly Id sooner be in any other state. (Monica looks at Phoebe, who also doesnt know what to

30、 say.) And whats with Oklahoma having a pan handle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, Im from the waistband, Wyoming. But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch.Monica: (Doesnt believe what shes hearing) Was your cabin pressurised?Chandler: (laughs, but then moves to Phoebe) And

31、 dont get me started on the way that people from Tulsa talk.Phoebe: Okay. (and she walks away)Chandler: Whats with the word yall? You know, just. two words just. pushed together. Are we all allowed to do that, because if so, I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, Ill have the fricken? (Monica laughs) See, thats. thats funny with the fricken, right?Monica: No, it just remind me of something this guy did today at work. I told you about that fun