摩登家庭第2季第20集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语打印word版.docx

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Wantsomecoffee?

Sayyes.It'sfrenchpress.

Iwasdoubtful,too,

butIhonestlycan'tseemyselfgoingbacktodrip.

I'msohappyyoudon'tliveinatoughneighborhoodanymore.

We'resosorryforjustdroppingbylikethis.

Areyoukiddingme?

I'lltakeanychancetospendtimewiththislittleprincess.

Iloveherlittlehair,herlittletoes.

andsheloveshergrandmother.

Idon'tlove"Grandmother."

So,CamandIhavebeenrevisingourwill

tospecifywhoshouldtakecareofLily

if,godforbid,somethinghappenedtous.

Godforbid.

Isaid"Godfor--"

So,we'vebeendroppingbyunannounced

to,youknow,casuallyassessourcandidates.

Notallofourcandidates.

No,t-that'strue.WedidnotdropbyMissour-ah.

It's"Missouri."

NoonefromMissouriwouldsay"Missour-ah."

I'msosorr-ah.

So,anyway,ClaireandPhilwereourfirstthought,

sowedroppedbytheirplacelastweek.

Youwintheawardforworstmotherever!

Iwillbesuretothankyouinmyspeech!

Phil,thefryingpan'sonfire!

SonofJor-el!

Everybodystaycalm!

Dad,I'mgonnateachmyselfhowtojuggle.

Goodforyou,buddy.

Mom!

Nooneheardmescreaming?

!

I'vebeentrappedinthegarageforlike20minutes!

Andyetstillyoudidn'tgettherattrapsIsentyoufor.

-Oh!

-Thankyou.

Honey,it'sdoingitagain!

Comeon,now!

Everymorning?

!

Ihopethewholehouseburnsdown!

Didwecomeatabadtime?

Comebackinsevenyearsandfivemonths,

whenthey'reallgone!

So,mama,you'regoodforcoal?

!

Okay,okay!

Well,youbundleup!

Wedon'twanttoloseyou!

Okay.Yeah,bye!

They'reinthemiddleofaterribleblizzard.

Soyoushouted!

Didtheyreallylosetwocows?

Oh,yeah,frozensolid.Mama'sgonnasendpictures.

Oh,yay,areasontostopbytheframestore.

Manny,Igottogetyoudowntothatsporting-goodsplace.

-Gottogethimsomestuffforhisweekendouting.-Ready!

-Didyoupee?

Notready.

-Jay,wouldyoumindifwecame?

-Sure,whynot?

Youknow,I'dliketogetmamasomesnowshoes--

Youknow,toliftherspirits,

whatwithallthefrozencowsandall.

So,cowsfreezenow?

Arewealljustacceptingthat?

Oh,yeah,absolutely.Jay,thisonetime--

We'lltaketwocars.

Ifyouwant,Icanstaywiththelittleprincess.

Oh,that--that'sagreatidea.

Oh,yeah,I'lljust--I'lljustgooutandgetherbag.

MaybeIcantakehertothemall,

buyheranewoutfit,

gethersomehairrings--isthatokay?

Yes,yes,ofcourse.

Um,youknow,Gloria,CamandIweretalking

aboutwhatwouldhappentoLily

ifanythingwereevertohappentous,

-andwewerethinking-Oh,mygod.Isit?

Itakeher!

Okay,well,that'sverysweet,

butyourealizeitwouldonlyhappen--

Ican'twait!

Okay,well,hopefully,it'salongshot.

Ay,alittlegirl!

Therewouldhavetobeaverytragicaccident.

Iknow,Iknow.

Nothingisgoingtohappen.

Oh.

Butifitdid,wewouldbesohappy!

So,whatdoyousay,pal?

Igottoswingbytheoffice.

Youwanttocomealong?

Can't.Wegotsomestufftodo.

-What?

-Justerrands.

I'mtakingLuketoseeachildpsychologist.

ThisissomethingthatPhilwouldneveragreeto.

He'sdoesn'twantluketofeel...different.

ButLuke'sgradesaren'tgreat,

andhe'shavingtroubleconcentratinginschool.

Ijustwanttomakesurethathe's...normal.

-Hey,mom,checkitout.-Whatareyoudoing?

IfImovemyheadfastenough,

Itlookslikethecanisstandingstill.

'causesometimesIwonder.

Butallthegirlsatworkloveit

whenIbringlukeby,

especiallythatreceptionistHeather,right,buddy?

Shesmellsamazing.

Mm.Well,honey,you'regonnahaveto

smelldaddy'sreceptionistsomeothertime.

Likepeaches.

Ifyou'rebothgoingout,who'stakingmetocello?

-Onetime,shegavemeawoody.-Sweetje--

Sherememberedhe'smyfavoritecharacterfrom"Toystory."

Shedid.

Uh...Haley,howareyougettingtothemall?

Uh,Gabby'spickingmeup.

Okay,you'regonnadrop

yoursisteroffathercellolessonfirst.

Noway.Sheplayslacrosseandtakescellolessons.

Evenmyreputationcan'thandlethatdorkhit.

Okay,well,thenyoudon'tneed

togosnowboardingwithyourfriendsonbreak.

Fine,I'lltakeher.

Justneverlookmyfriendsintheeye,

andonlyspeakinemergencies.

-Gotit.-Ah!

Alreadyfailed.

Honey,afterIgobytheoffice,

-maybewecangrabsomelunch.-Oh,Ican't.

Igottopickupallthatstufffortheschooltrip.

Butyouknowwhat?

I'llseeyoutonightatdadandGloria's.

-Okay.-SmellHeatherforme.

Ialwaysdo...not.

Ms.Dunphy?

Hi,Dr.Klausner.

Iamsosorrywe'relate.

Wejustgotalittlebitcaughtupin--

Oh,no,it'sokay.It'sokay.

Itgavemeachancetochatwithyourhusband.

Hello,Claire.

So,Luke,comeoninwithme.

Momanddad,we'llletyouknowwhenweneedyou.

Goget'em,pal.

-Howdidyou---HowdidIwhat?

Knowyouweresomeplaceyouleftnotraceof

exceptforatinynotationinyourcalendar?

Itwasquitesimple,really.

Inoticedatinynota--

Shoot.

That'sweird.Mycelloteacher'scarisn'there.

Iwonderifshe'snothome.

Okay,sogoknockonthedoor,AlanEinstein.

-Don'tleave.Andit's"Albert."-Iknow.

Alan'shisdorkybrotherwhoplayedthecello.

Goodone.

Ishouldprobablynotbetellingyouthis.

-What?

-Nothing.It'sreallybad.

Tellme.

WhenyouandDylanwerebrokenup,

Racheltoldhimyouwereaskank

andgotalluponhim.

No!

Butshe'ssonicetome.

Toyourface.That'showsheplays.

Well,nowshe'sgonnaseehowweplay.

Whatarewegonnado?

She'snotthere.You'rejustgonnahavetotakemehome.

Wedon'thavetime.Wehavestufftodo.

ThenI'mjustgonnahavetocomewithyou.

Can'twejustdropheroff

atacoffeeshoporsomething?

What,soshegetskidnapped

andIgetintrouble?

No,thankyou.

Okay,fine,youcancomewithus,

Butyouhavetokeepyourmouthshutaboutanythingyousee.

-What'sshegonnasee?

-Justdrive!

Ooh,maybeIshouldalsogetagiftformyauntPat.

HaveIevertoldyouabouther?

Totalgunnut,livescompletelyoffthegrid.

DidyouseehowcuteGloriawaswithLily?

Oh,Patishilarious.

Idon'tthinkshe'spaidtaxesin20years,

butveryhospitable.

Alwayshasadeerinthefreezer.

Wouldyoulistentome?

IthinkthatGloriaandmydad

couldbeLily'sguardians.

Look,youknowIloveJay,

andthey'restillinthemix,

butIjustdon'tknowabouthimraisingachild.

Well,Cam,heraisedme.

Well,nowyou'veputmeinanawkwardposition.

Oh,lookatthat.That'sadorable.

Let'sseeifwecangetyousomesnowpants.

IjustwishIfeltbetter.

IthinkI'mcomingdownwithflu-likesymptoms.

Coupleofhoursbeforeyourcampingtrip,huh?

Iwanttogo.

It'sjust,ifI'msick,

Imightgetthechaperonessick,

Andwithoutchaperones,it'sanarchy.

Manny,listentome.

Thebuddysystemfallsapart,

Theprincipleof"Lastin,firstout"isignored.

-It'sbutterflies.-Where?

You'rejustnervousbecause

there'sgonnabealotofphysicalactivity,

whichisnotexactlyyourstrongsuit.

Itisalittledauntingoutthere.

D-don'tusetheword"daunting"innature,okay?

Youjustneedalittleself-confidence.

Lookatthis.Theygotoneoftheserockwallshere.

Whydon'tyouhopuponthat?

Why?

Why?

Toprovethatyoucandoit.

Ifyoucandothat,youcandoanything.

Really?

CanIfly?

CanIspeakChinese?

No,butyoucansleepinthehousetonight.

Ace?

Wanttowiremyboyup,here?

Goahead.

I'msorryIwentbehindyourback.

Butyougetsodefensivewhenever

wetalkaboutLuke'sissues.

Hedoesn'thaveissues.You'rejustaworrier.

Likewhenyouthoughthewasnevergonnatalk.

Hewas2,andallhecoulddowasbark!

-Iunderstoodhim.-Phil!

Look,hestartscominghere,

theotherkidsfindout,hebecomesatarget,

likethatlimpinggazelleatthewateringhole

thatthealligatorknowstoeat.

They'recrocodiles,notalligators.

TherearenoalligatorsinAfrica.

Howaboutatthezoo?

Bam!

Whoneedsashrinknow?

-Mr.Andmrs.Dunphy?

-Yes?

Hi.

Luke,I'mgonnatalktoyourmomanddadforaminute,okay?

Okay.She's,like,thebestdoctorever.

Acoupleofpuzzles,noshots.

Ididn'tevenhavetotakemypantsoff.

Foundthatoneoutalittlelate.

I'vebeenthere,buddy.

Well,luke'saterrifickid.

Ihaveafewthoughts,but,honestly,

Idon'tseeanythingthat'scauseforalarm.

Awesome.Thankssomuchforyourtime.

We--wewouldlovetohearyourthoughts.

Well...he'sabrightandcuriousboy,

Buthegetsdistracted.

Iseeitallthetimewithabove-averagekids.

Phil,honey,Iwantyoutohearthis.

They'realittleoverstimulated

becausetherearesomanythingsthey'reinterestedin.

Theyneverseemtofocus.

Makesmecrazy.

Toocrazy.

Well,theyusuallydooutgrowit.

-Whatiftheydon't?

-Hewill.

Well,there's--there'smedication,

butwhydon'twecrossthatbridgeifwecometoit?

Isthereanywaytoavoidthatbridgealtogether?

Youknow,maybethere'sdietor--

orfocusingexercisesorsomething?

Mrs.Dunphy,whatexactlyareyouworriedabout?

Getcomfortable.

I'mworriedhe'sturningintoyou,Phil.

IknewtheminuteIopenedmymouth

thatIwasinthewrong,

but,honestly,sometimesIwonderabouthim.

-Hey,mom,checkitout.-Whatareyoudoing?

IfImovemyheadfastenough,

itlookslikethecanisstandingstill.

He'stotallyright!

IjustfinditinterestingthatyoublameJay

foreverythingfromyournightterrorstoyourshybladder,

Andnowhe'stheperfectguardianforLily.

No,notperfect,and--and

Ineversaidanythingaboutmyshybladder.

O-oh.ThenwhydidIhavetostandguardoutsidethebathroom

O-oh.ThenwhydidIhavetostandguardoutside