六人行中英对照510 The One With The Inappropriate Sister.docx

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六人行中英对照510TheOneWithTheInappropriateSister

510TheOneWithTheInappropriateSister

[Scene:

Chandler,Joey,andRoss'sapartment,Rossiscleaningoutthefridge.Joeywalksfromhisroom.Helookslikehejustwokeup.]

Joey:

Whatareyoudoing?

Ross:

I...reorganizedthefridge.See,bottomshelf:

meatsanddairy.（There’snothingontheshelf.）Middleshelf:

fruitsandvegetables.（There’sonelonetomato.）Andtopshelf:

expiredproducts.（Theshelfisjammedpacked.）

Joey:

Whyareyoudoingthis?

Ross:

BecauseIambored...Outofmymind.I’vealreadybeentothebank,postoffice,andthedrycleaners.

Joey:

Dude,youjustdescribedsevendaysworthofstuff.You’vegottospreaditoutalittle,youknow.Haven’tyoueverbeenunemployed?

Ross:

Hey,Iamnotunemployed.I’monsabbatical!

Joey:

Hey,don’tgetreligiousonme,ok.（Rosslooksalittleconfused.）Aguyinyourpositionneedstobealittlebetteratrelaxing.Youknow.Whydoyouthinkwehavethecomfortablechairs?

Hehere…sitdown.（Rosssitsdown.）Ready?

（Joeyflipsthefootrestup.）Ahh!

!

（Hereclinesthechairfully.）Ohh,yeah!

!

Huh?

!

Ross:

Sowhat,wejustsit?

Joey:

Ohh,no,no.We’renotgoingtojustsit.（Joeysitsdownandhitsthespeeddialbuttononthephone.）Shhh.（Itbeginstoring.）

Chandler:

（Answeringthephoneatwork）Hello,ChandlerBing.

Joey:

（Inahighpitchedfemalevoice）HelloMr.Bing...Iloveyou.

Chandler:

（Angrily）Alright,whoeverthisis,stopcallingme!

（RossandJoeylaughsilently.）It’sbeensixmonths!

It’snotfunny!

Joey:

But,Iloveyou.

Chandler:

Leavemealone!

FortheloveofGod,leavemealone!

!

!

（Joeyhangsup.）

Joey:

Andthat’sWednesday.（Hereclinesinhischair.）Ohh.

OpeningCredits

[Scene:

CentralPerk,Chandler,Ross,Joey,Monica,andRachelarethere.Phoebewalksinringingabell.]

Phoebe:

Heyyouguys,guesswhat?

Chandler:

TheBritisharecoming?

Phoebe:

Ohh,youandyourways.（Sheshakesthebellathimandsitsdown.）Sinceit’sChristmastime.I’mgoingtobeoneofthosepeoplecollectiondonations.

All:

Ohh.

Phoebe:

（Excitedly）Yeah,Ialreadyhavemybellandlateron...Igetmybucket.

Chandler:

Ohh.

Phoebe:

Yeah,yeah,I’mgoingtobeouttherespreadingjoytothepeople.Imean,lastyear,Ispreadalittlejoybutnotreallyenough.Sothisyear,I’mgoingtodothewholecity.

Monica:

Youknow,Iknewagirlinhighschoolwhodidthat.Shewasverypopular.（Chandlerlaughs.）

Joey:

SoPheebs,whereareyoudoingall,yourbellringing?

Phoebe:

Ohh,theygavemeagreatspot.RightbyMacys.Yeah,theyhardlyevergivesuchagoodspottoarookie,butI’mtheonlyonewhocansing"MerryChristmas"in25languages.（Shesmirks.）Ilied.

Rachel:

Ohmygod.Okyouguys,there’sDanny.Watch.Justwatchthis.（Hewalkspastthecouchtothecounter.）See?

!

Stillpretendinghe’snotinterested.Ohh,he’scomingover.Justpretendlikewedon’tknowhim.We’veforgottenwhoheis.

Danny:

Heyguys.

All:

HeyDanny.

Monica:

Danny?

YouknowRachel?

She’snice.She’snotbadtolookat,right?

Rachel:

Thanks,Mon.

Danny:

Well,ofcourse.

Monica:

Doyouwanttogooutonadatewithher?

Rachel:

Monica!

!

!

Danny:

（LookingatMonica）Absolutely!

IsFridayokay?

Monica:

Friday’sperfect...Shecan’twait.

Danny:

（ToMonica）Onthedate,Iwillbeabletotalktoherdirectly?

（ToRachel）SeeyaFriday.（Hewalksout.）

Rachel:

（Somewhatangrily）Okay.Whatthehellwasthat?

Youknowwhat?

Don’tanswerme.（Giggling）IhaveadatewithDanny.

[Scene:

Estelle's（Joey'sAgent）Office,Joeyisthere.]

Joey:

HowcouldInotgetthepart?

Theplaywasabouta29-year-oldItalianactorfromQueens.

Estelle:

Well,TeliaShiresuddenlybecameavailable.

Joey:

She’sawoman!

Estelle:

WhatcanIsay?

Shenailedit.

Joey:

（Verydiscouraged）Okay,isthereanythingelse?

Estelle:

Well,you’rejustgoingtosaynoagainbut...gayporn.

[Scene:

InfrontofMacys,Phoebeiscollectingdonationsandringingherbell.]

Phoebe:

HappyHolidays.FelizNavidad.Allo,andMerryChristmas.（Amanputsomechangeinherbucket.）Ohhthankyousir.Here'ssomejoy.（Shewavesherhandupanddownasifsheisspreadingjoy.）

Monica:

（Walkinginfromoffscreen.）Phoebe!

Phoebe:

Hey!

Monica:

Ijustwantedtoseehowit'sgoing.

Phoebe:

Well,it'sgoingokay.

Monica:

（Takingoutherwallet.）Wellgood,hereletmehelpyouout.

Phoebe:

Oh,thanks!

Monica:

Yeah!

Phoebe:

Wow!

（MonicaputssomechangeinPhoebe'sbucket.）

Phoebe:

IsthatanewSwedejacket?

Itlooksreallyexpensive.

Monica:

Yeah.Iguess.（Sheputsmoremoneyinthebucket.）

Phoebe:

Justgetyournailsdone?

Monica:

YesPhoebe,butthisisallIhave.Okay?

（Shepoursouttherestofherchangepurseintothebucket.）

Phoebe:

Okay!

Thanks!

HappyHolidays,here'syourjoy.（Shewavesherarmandspreadsherjoy.）

（Amanwalksupandputsadollarbillin.）

Phoebe:

Thankyou!

AndHappyHolidays.

（Themanstartstotakesomechangeout.）

Phoebe:

Wait,youcan'ttakethemoneyout.

TheMan:

I'mmakingchange.Ineedchangeforthebus.

Phoebe:

But,can'tyouleavethedollar?

Thismoneyisforthepoor.

TheMan:

I'mpoor!

Igottatakethebus!

Phoebe:

Okay,SeasonsGreetingsandeverything,butstill…

TheMan:

Biteme,blondie!

（Themanstormsoff.）

Phoebe:

Oh,I'mgoingtogivehimsomethingelsebesidesjoy,just…（Shescowlsathim.）

[Scene:

Chandler,Joey,andRoss's,JoeyistellingRosshowhedidn'tgetthepart.]

Joey:

Thatpartwasperfectforme!

Ican'tbelieveIdidn'tgetit!

Ross:

I'msorry,man.Hey,y'knowwhatyoushoulddo?

Youshouldmakesomethinghappenforyourself.Y'know,like-likewriteaplay.Writeamovie!

Huh?

Imean,whataboutthoseGoodWillHuntingguys?

Joey:

ComeonRossberealistic,y'know?

IfIdidwritesomething,whatarethechancesIcouldgetthoseguystostarinit?

（Rossjuststaresathimuntilhefiguresitout.）

Joey:

Waitasecond,Icouldstarinit!

Ross:

Orthat.

Joey:

Ican'twrite!

Y'knowImeanI-I-I'manactor,Idon'thavethedisciplinethattakes,y'know?

Ican'tdoit.

Ross:

I'llhelpyou.Yeah,I'llmakeupascheduleandmakesureyousticktoit.Andplus,it'llgivemesomethingtodo.

Joey:

Really?

You'd-you'ddothatforme?

!

Ross:

Yeah!

Joey:

Thanks!

Ross:

（grabbinganotepadandsittingdown）Allright,we'llstartoffslow.Theonlythingyouhavetodotonightiscomeupwiththenameofyourmaincharacter.

Joey:

Done!

Ross:

Anditcan'tbeJoey.

Joey:

It'snot.

Ross:

OrJoseph.

Joey:

（disappointed）Oh.

[Scene:

MonicaandRachel's,Rachelisreturning.Monicaentersfromherroomwearingnothingbutarobe.]

Monica:

Hey,what'sup?

Rachel:

IjustsawDannygettingonthesubwaywithagirlandhehadhisarmaroundher.

Monica:

Oh,honey,I'msorry.

Rachel:

Well,youshouldbe,thisisallyourfault!

Youmeddledinourrelationship!

!

Monica:

Youhadnorelationship!

!

Rachel:

No,butIwasdoingmythingandeverythingwasgoingaccordingtotheplan!

Monica:

OhGod,stopwiththeplan!

Sowhat,sowhatyousawhimwithagirl?

Whocares?

!

Thatdoesn'tmeananything!

Nowlook,you'regoingtogooutonadatewithDannyandyou'regoingtobesocharminghe'sgonnaforgetallaboutthatstupidsubwaygirl.

Rachel:

Shewaskindastupid.You'reright.Allright,I'mjustgonnagoonthedate.I'mgonnagoonthedate.Thatisthenewplan.

（Rachelgoesintoherroomandclosesthedoor.WhichallowsMonicatoletChandleroutofherroom.）

Monica:

Comeon,hurry!

（Chandlerrunsoutthedoorandclosesitbehindhim.AfterashortpausethedooropensandChandlercomesrushingbackthrough,grabsMonica,kisseshergood-bye,andheadsbackout.）

[Scene:

Chandler,Joey,andRoss's,Joeyistryingtowritehismovie,Chandlerisplayingagameonthecounterbytryingtoflipapingpongballwithaspoonintoanearbybowl.]

Joey:

Hey,howdoyouspellsuspicious?

Chandler:

Why?

Joey:

BecauseIthinkthischaracterisgoingtobesuspiciousaboutstuff.

（Chandlermakesitintothebowl.）

Chandler:

Yes!

ChandlerBing,7!

ChandlerBing,0.

Joey:

You'redrivingmecrazywiththat!

Chandler:

Okay,I'llstop.

Joey:

Don’tstop!

Movethebowlfurtheraway!

Rosscouldmakethatshot!

（Chandlerslidesthebowltothefarendofthecounter.Hetriesagain,buthehitsthespoontohardandtheballgoesflyingaway.）

Joey:

Well,yousuck!

Butatleastyousuckataman'sgamenow.

Chandler:

Youwannaplay?

Joey:

Chandler,Ican'tbeplayinggames,Rossisgonnabehomesoon.AndIhavetowritefivewholepagesifI'mgonnasticktohisschedule.

Chandler:

Well,so,playforthenext30minutesandthenwriteuntilhegetshome.

Joey:

（jumpingup）Allright!

Butuh,listen,whatdoyousaywecrankitupanotch?

Chandler:

I'mintrigued.

Joey:

Allright,allweneedisalittlelighterfluid.

Chandler:

Okay,butbecarefulokay,becauseIwannagetoursecuritydepositback.

Joey:

Yeah,Ithinkwesaidgood-byetothatwhenweinventedhammerdarts.

Chandler:

Doyouevenrememberwhichpartofthewallisnotspackle?

Joey:

Uhyeah,righthere.（Hepuncheshisfistthroughthewallnexttothedoor.）

[Scene:

InfrontofMacys,Phoebeisstillringingherbell.Aguyputssomechangeintothebucket.]

Phoebe:

Thankyou,HappyHolidays.

（Anotherwomanwalksupandthrowssomethingintothebucket.）

Phoebe:

Now,that'strash.Younglady,youcan't…（Theladyignoresherandwalksoff.）Hey!

Stopthatyounglady,shedonatedtrash!

（Anotherguywalksbyandthrowshislightcigarettebuttinthebucket.）

Phoebe:

Hey!

!

（Thebucketstartssmoking.）Thecharity'sonfire!

Help!

（Yetanotherguywalksbycarryingacup,whichPhoebegrabs.）Ohgood!

Thankyou,Ineedthat.（Shethrowsontothesmolderingfire.Suddenlythebucketeruptsinf