致命女人第一季Why Women Kill 2019英文剧本.docx

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致命女人第一季WhyWomenKill2019英文剧本

第一集

IstarteddatingBethAnninhighschool.

Sheusedtomakemesandwichesandsewbuttonsonmyshirts.

Itellyou,there'snothingsexierthanagirl

wholikestotakecareofyou.

IwasintroducedtoSimoneatabenefit.

Oh,theentranceshemade.

Designergown,drippingindiamonds.

Youcouldtellfromthewayshewalked,

sheknewshewasfabulous.

IfirstsawTayloratawomen'smarch.

Shewasgivingaspeechaboutdismantlingthepatriarchy.

AndIdon'treallyremembermuchofit,

becausetheentiretimeshewasspeaking,Iwasjustthinking,

"Thatisonehotfeminist."

BethAnnwasavirginonourweddingnight.

IwasSimone'sthirdhusband.

Rightaway,Taylortoldmeshewasbisexual.

Shewantednothingmorethantobeahousewife.

Oh,shelovedtoshopandthrowparties.

SoImarriedalawyer.

MyJewishparentswerethrilled.

Wewereveryhappy,forthefirstfewyears.

Untilshediscoveredmysecret.

Andthen,allhellbrokeloose.

Canyoubelieveit?

Oh,Rob.It'slovely.

Damnstraight.

Andit'ssobig.

Well,it'samansion,iswhatitis.

Yeah,you'remarriedtoaguy

whocanaffordagoddamnmansion.

Hello.Hello.

SheilaMosconi.Thisismyhusband,Leo.

Iguessyou'reournewneighbors.

Imustapologizeformyhusband'slanguage.

He'sexcitedbecausewe'veneverlivedanywherethisnicebefore.

Hedoesn'tusuallyswear.Relax.

We'refromBrooklyn.Yeah.Wedon'tgiveafuck.

Yes.

Well,itwaslovelytomeetyou.

Afteryouunpack,inviteusover.

I'llgiveyoutheskinnyonalltheneighbors.

Youknow,whotoavoid.

Shejustwantstoseeifyourfurniture'snicerthanours.

Imarriedatightwad.

Iknowthatherfurnitureisnicerthanours.

Themovingmenwillbehereanysecond.

Afterthey'redone,wewouldlovetohostyou.

Isawyoutalkingtotheneighbors.

Whataretheylike?

Italian.

Karl?

Karl?

I'minhere,Simone.

Oh.Thephoneisgoingtoringanysecond.

It'llbeHenri,myhairdresser,andhewillbelivid.

Whathaveyoudone?

I'm20minuteslate.

Again.He'sgonnatrytosayhe'sgivenawaymyappointment.

Don'tlethim.InsistIleftanhourago,

andthatyou'rebeyondfrantic.

Canyoudothat,darling?

Canyoulieforme?

Well,lastweek,ItoldDeliaButroseyou'dneverhadworkdone.

Thisiswhyyou'rethebesthusbandI'veeverhad.

Iwasjusthopingtobeinthetopthree.

Wishmeluck.

Hurryhome.

Ourpartystartsat7:

00.

Youknowme.I'mneverlate.

Foraparty.

Saul.

Myman.Ijustgotyourtext.What'sup?

Actually,it'smywife.

Sherequiresalittlefacetime.

Geez.

Hey,Saul.Hey.

Hey.Ijusthadaquickquestion

abouttheblueprintsfortheremodel.

Whatseemstobetheproblem?

Well,see,

Iaskedforawindowtobeputinthesideofthebuilding.

butyouputitintheback.

Yeah.Ihadtodoitthatway.

Okay,butwhy?

Well,it'sastructuralthing.

It'shardtoexplain.

Well,I'masmartgirl.Giveitatry.

Relax,sweetheart,it'sgonnalookgreat.

Okay,Saul,here'swhatIthinkisgoingon.

Youwanttofinishthisjobquickly

andmoveontothenextone,andit'seasier

toputthewindowthereinsteadofwhereIwantit.

AmIright?

I'vebeeninconstruction40years.

Noone'severquestionedmyintegrity.

Anduntilyoucanspeakmylanguage,

you'rejustgonnahavetotrustme,sweetie.

Imaynotunderstandconstruction,

butIdounderstandcontracts.

Especiallytheoneyousigned,

whichclearlystatesthatIdon'thavetopayyou

unlesstheworkiscompletedtomysatisfaction.

Andthatmeans,forthepurposeofthis,

andallfutureconversations,

mydickisbiggerthanyours.

AmIspeakingyourlanguagenow,Saul?

Yes.

Good.

It'sokay,man.

Herdick'salsobiggerthanmine.

Yougetusedtoit.

Ifoundthecoasters.TheywereinthelastboxIlookedin.

SheilaandLeowerejusttellingmeabouttheneighborhood.

Youaregonnalovethesupermarket.

It'sfiveblocksawayandit'sgoteverything.

Ican'twait.

Ihavesomuchshoppingtodo.

Andtheschoolshereareexcellent.Youguysgotkids?

No.

Well,wehavefourlittlerugrats.

Atsomepoint,theyaregonnabreaksomethingthatyouown.

Nottoworry.Wewillpayforit.

Wemakeupforbeingbadparents

bybeinggoodneighbors.

Rob,

whydoIgetthefeelingwe'vemetbefore?

Idon'tknow,Leo.

Imean,yourfacelookssofamiliartome.

Whatdoyoudoforaliving?

I'minaerospaceengineering.

EverhearofCyther-Tech?

No.TheyhavecontractswithNASA.

Ihelpdesignrockets.

I'mindrycleaning,myself.

Gotfourstores.

Practicallyachain.

Soundsmoreimpressive

ifnoone'sbeentalkingaboutrockets.

Rob,canIsaysomething?

Sure.What'sup?

Ifyouwantmorecoffee,askforit.

Ibegyourpardon?

Justtappingonyourcup?

Comeon.That'showyoutreatamaid,notyourwife.

Okay.

See-thisismyfault.See,IboughtSheila

acop