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经典美剧《老友记》第八季第二十二集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语
Whatareyoulookingat?
AposterforthatWWImovieI'min.Checkitout.
Wow!
Itlooksreallyviolent!
Iknow.I'mcomingsoontoatheaternearyou.
I'minTHX.I'munsuitableforchildren!
-Icannotwaittoseethis.-It'sgeneratingOscarbuzz.
-Istartedthat!
-IthoughtIdid!
Ijusttalkedtomyagent..
andthepremiereisnextweekandyou'reallinvited!
-Willwetakealimo?
-Sure!
Ilovetakinglimoswhennobodydied.
Well,Iwon'tbeabletocome.
Forthosewhohaven'tcheckedtheircalendars,today'smyduedate.
Youshouldcome.Maybeyou'llhavethebabyinthelimo.
Thatwayforthefirstfewmomentsofherlife,she'llthinkwe'rereallyfancy.
Iwanttothankyouguysforhowgreatyou'vebeenduringthis.
Icouldn'thavedoneitwithoutyou.Ilovedtheselast9months.
I'mlookingforwardtothenextpart..
Iamreallygonnamissbeingpregnant.
That'sright.Stillnobaby.
What'sthematter?
Isthepuffy,sweatypregnantlady..
disturbingyourpreciouscoffeetime?
Comeon,people,makesomeroom.
Sweetie,maybeyou'dbemorecomfortablehere.
You.
Likeyouhaven'tdoneenough.
Iknowyou'remiserable.IwishtherewassomethingIcoulddo.
IwishIwereaseahorse.
Becausewithseahorses,it'sthemale.Theycarrythebabies.
Andthenalso,I'dbefarawayinthesea.
God.
Ihaveneverbeensouncomfortableinmyentirelife.
Iknow.Iremembertowardtheend..
That'sagreatstory.Tellitwhileyou'regettingmesomeicedtea.
Oh,God,getout!
Getout,getout,getout!
Let's.
TheOneWhereRachelIsLate
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Hey,didyouhavethebabyyet?
Doyouwantmetositonyou?
BecauseI'lldoit.
-Whatareyoudoinghere?
-Theysentmehomefromwork.
Theysaid,"Startyourmaternityleavenow.Justrest."
Youknowwhat?
Screwthem!
Iftheydon'twantmethere,I'llhangoutwithyouguys.
Oryoucoulddovolunteerwork.
-Hello?
-Joey,it'sEstelle.
Iwasabletogetyouandoneguestticketstoyourpremiere.
-YoutoldmeIcouldhavesixtickets.-IsoldfouroneBay.
You'llbesittingnexttoHotGuy372.
Sothat'sit?
Ionlygettobringoneguest?
Yeah.Whattimeyouwannapickmeup?
Hello?
Youhearthat?
Ionlygetoneextratickettomypremiere.
SosomehowIhavetopickbetweenyouthreeandRoss.
-Whataboutme?
-Yousaidyoudidn'twanttogo.
Idon't.ButIwouldstillliketobeacknowledged.
-BecauseI'mpregnant,I'minvisible?
-Definitelynotinvisible.
Rossdidn'tcareenoughtobehere,sohe'sout.
-Yousnooze,youlose.-He'snotsnoozing.He'steaching.
Well,thensomebody'ssnoozing.
And,Joey,notthatthisshouldaffectyouatall,butifyoupickme..
Iwasplanningonwearingasequindresscutdowntohere.
-Ihaven'tseenthisdress.-Starinamovie.
Pickwhoeveryouwant.Listentoyourheart.Whatdoesittellyou?
Phoebe.Phoebe.Phoebe.
Well..
IthinkIwanttotakeChandler.
Phoebe,Phoebe,Phoebe.
-Youwanttotakeme?
-Yeah,IwishIcouldtakeeverybody.
ButChandler'salwayssupportedmycareer.
He'spaidforactingclasses,headshotsandstuff.
Thiswillbemywayofpayingyouback.
Soyou'reneveractuallygoingtopaymeback?
Justbecausehepaidforyourheadshots,you'regonnatakehim?
Idon'tthinkyou'recomprehendingjusthowsluttythisdressis.
It'snotjustthestuffhepaidfor.It'severything,youknow?
Hereadlineswithme.HewentwithmeonauditionswhenIwasnervous.
ThenheconsoledmeafterIdidn'tgetpartsthatIwanted.
Youalwaysbelievedinme,man,evenwhenIdidn't.
Ialwaysknewyouweregonnamakeit.I'msoproudofyou.
Thanks,thatmeansalottome.
Mon,maybeoneoftheseguyswantstowearyourdress.
-I'mgonnagoshave.-Yeah,well,I'mgonnagospit.
Ihavetopee.
IfIdon'tcomeout,it'sbecauseI'vechokedtodeathonthepotpourristink.
Youholdhernose,I'llblowinhermouthandthekid'lljust..outofher.
She'saweeklate.She'sgottohaveittoday.
Idon'tknow.Ithinkit'sstillgonnabeawhile.
Caretomakeitinteresting?
-Ibetyoushe'llhaveittomorrow.-You'reon.
-Okay,howmuch?
-Onehundredthousanddollars.
-Howabout50bucks?
-I'llcallZurichandmovesomemoney.
Allright,whoseturnisittohelpmegetup?
Noone'shere.
Oh,damnit!
《在那边》(世界首映会)
Thisisexciting.Soglamorous!
Peopletakingourpicture.HowdoIlook?
-Alittletall.-What?
WouldyoucrouchdownabitsothatIlooktaller?
Thereyougo.
It'sjustsoglamorous.
Oh,hey,Mon?
Rachishere.
Andyou'restillpregnant.
I'msorry.Iknowhowuncomfortableyouare.
Youknowwhat?
Youlookgreat.Yeah,like50bucks.
Ihavetogopee.Apparentlythisbabythinksmybladderisasqueezetoy.
Damnit.Here'syour50bucks.
That'sinterestingthatyoulost.Now,Iforget,doyouliketolose?
Allright,stopit.
-Doubleornothingshehasittomorrow.-Fine.
Untilthen,GeneralGrant,whydon'tyousetupcamp..rightthere?
-Rachelhere?
Wehaveanappointment.-Inthebathroom.
-Rach,wegottago.-Inaminute!
Peopleaskwhywe'renottogether.Ijustdon'tknowwhattotellthem.
Allright,let'sgo.
Oh,waitaminute.
DoIhavetopeeagain?
No,I'mgood.
Doyouwanttogochangefirst?
Thedoctor'sstayingopenlateforus,butifyouhurry..
-No,I'mfine.-Youdon'tthinkthat'sinappropriate?
-What?
-GoodGod,man.Don'tangerit.
Ross,itis100degreesoutside.Forthefirsttimeinweeks,Iam..
Fine.Whateveryouwant.You'rethemommy.
No!
Don'tcallme"Mommy."
It'sbadenoughyoucallyourownmotherthat.
I'mactuallywithheronthisone.
Comeon,Ross.We'regonnabelate.
EitherofyouwanttobeRoss?
IthoughtIknewwhotheenemywas,butitwasyou.
Okay,thisisit.Thisismybigfightscenecomingup.
I'mfightingforeverymaninthe82ndGroundDivision.
Ross?
CanIaskyousomething?
WhenCarolwaspregnantwithBen..
wereyouthisirritating?
-Excuseme?
-Nothing.You'rejust..
You'vebeenalittleshortwithmelately.I'mnottryingtoirritateyou.
Well,then,youmusthaveanaturaltalentforit.
Thedoctorwillbeinsoon.Whydon'twenotspeakuntilthen?
Okay.
Seriously.Breathelouder,Ross.That'sgreat.
Weshouldaskthedoctorifsheevenknows..
howtodeliverababythat'shalfhuman,halfpureevil!
-Hi,Dr.Long.Howareyou?
-You'renicetoher.
Shehasthedrugs.
We'lldoaquickcheck.
Eightdayslate,huh?
Youmustbegettinguncomfortable.
Yeah,justatad.
You're80%effaced.You'reonyourway.Itstillcouldlastawhile.
-Therearewaystohelpthingsalong.-Dothem!
Actually,they'rethingsthatyoucando.Homeremedies.
Inmyexperience,I'vefoundsomeareveryeffective.
-Well,wearereadytotryanything.-There'sanherbalteayoucandrink.
Youcantakesomecastoroil.There'sspicyfoods.
Wewilldoallofthose.
-Takingalongwalk.-Good.Done.
Andthere'stheonethat'sprovedmosteffective:
sex.
You'vegottobekiddingme!
Goodjob,Joe!
Welldone!
Top-notch!
-Youlikedit?
Youreallylikedit?
-Oh,yeah!
-Well,whichpartexactly?
-Thewholething!
Herewego!
No,no,no.Givemesomespecifics.
Ilovedthespecifics.Thespecificswerethebestpart.
Hey,whataboutthescenewiththekangaroo?
Didyoulikethatpart?
IwassurprisedtoseeakangarooinaWorldWarIepic.
Youfellasleep!
Therewasnokangaroo!
Theydidn'ttakeanyofmysuggestions!
-Ican'tbelieveyoufellasleep.-Ican'tbelieveiteither.
Maybeitdidn'thappen.
Maybeyoufellasleepanddreamtthewholething.
Andthisconversationwe'rehavingrightnowispartofthatdream.
Wakeup,Joe!
-Thanksforcoming.Seeyoulater.-Don'tgo.I'msosorry.
Look,thisguyfellasleep!
Hefellasleeptoo!
Bemadathim!
Orcallanambulance!
Whatdidthedoctorsay?
Anynewsonwhenthebabywillcome?
No.Shegaveusideasonhowtoinducelabor.
Wetriedthemall.
Wewentforawalk,wetriedtea,castoroil,spicyfood.Nothingworked.
Thereisonethingwedidn'ttry.
Butsomeonethinksthatthatwillopenupacanofworms.
Ifit'sgonnahelpbringthebabyhere,today..
Ithinkyoushoulddoit.
-It'ssex.-Doit!
-Monica.-It'sbeenareallylongtimeforyou.
Imean,womenhaveneeds.Doit.Getyours.
Oh,Idon'tknowaboutthat.
Ithinkifthetwoofyouhadsex,therepercussionswouldbecatastrophic.
Allright,let'sbepractical.
IfRossisn'twilling,he'snottheonlyguyyoucanhavesexwith.
YoucouldborrowChandler.Chandlerisgood.
Okay,okay.Yeah,Idon'tthinkIwannadothat.
Yousure?
I'mjustsaying..
thebaby'sheadisn'tgettinganysmaller.
Monica,whatisthematterwithyou?
-Ijustwantthebabytobeborntoday.-Whytoday?
Okay,fine.
IbetPhoebethatyou'regonnahavethebaby,andIdon'twanttolose.
What?
Whileshe'sbeengoingthroughthishell,you'vebeenmakingmoney?
You'rebettingonyourfriendstayinginthismisery?
-I'lltakethatbet.-What?
I'mmiserable.Imayaswellmakesomemoneyoutofit.
CanIgetsomeofthataction?
I'mbettingagainstallofyou?
Ireallyfeelliketomorrowit'sgonnahappen.
Okay.
Sixty,80,100.
And50.
Andtwo.
Yeah,baby.
Hey,SleepingBeauty.
Wherehaveyoubeen?
Iwanttotalktoyou.Istillfeelbad.
Oh,no.Wereyouupset?
Didyoulosesleep?
I'msosorry.
ThereasonIcameoveristosettlethingsbetweenus.You'vedonealotforme.
Iwantedtopayyoubackwiththepremiere,butyoumissedit.
-SohowmuchdoIoweyou?
-What?
-Idon'twanttooweyouanything.-Youdon'toweme.
-Idon'twantyour..-We'redoingthis!
Yougotmemyfirstheadshots.Howmuch?
-Idon'tknow,$500.-Okay,$500.Whatelse?
Thentherewasthesecondset.Theinfamous"booger"headshots.
Okay,sothat'sanother$500.That's500and50