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经典美剧《老友记》第八季第二十二集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语

Whatareyoulookingat?

AposterforthatWWImovieI'min.Checkitout.

Wow!

Itlooksreallyviolent!

Iknow.I'mcomingsoontoatheaternearyou.

I'minTHX.I'munsuitableforchildren!

-Icannotwaittoseethis.-It'sgeneratingOscarbuzz.

-Istartedthat!

-IthoughtIdid!

Ijusttalkedtomyagent..

andthepremiereisnextweekandyou'reallinvited!

-Willwetakealimo?

-Sure!

Ilovetakinglimoswhennobodydied.

Well,Iwon'tbeabletocome.

Forthosewhohaven'tcheckedtheircalendars,today'smyduedate.

Youshouldcome.Maybeyou'llhavethebabyinthelimo.

Thatwayforthefirstfewmomentsofherlife,she'llthinkwe'rereallyfancy.

Iwanttothankyouguysforhowgreatyou'vebeenduringthis.

Icouldn'thavedoneitwithoutyou.Ilovedtheselast9months.

I'mlookingforwardtothenextpart..

Iamreallygonnamissbeingpregnant.

That'sright.Stillnobaby.

What'sthematter?

Isthepuffy,sweatypregnantlady..

disturbingyourpreciouscoffeetime?

Comeon,people,makesomeroom.

Sweetie,maybeyou'dbemorecomfortablehere.

You.

Likeyouhaven'tdoneenough.

Iknowyou'remiserable.IwishtherewassomethingIcoulddo.

IwishIwereaseahorse.

Becausewithseahorses,it'sthemale.Theycarrythebabies.

Andthenalso,I'dbefarawayinthesea.

God.

Ihaveneverbeensouncomfortableinmyentirelife.

Iknow.Iremembertowardtheend..

That'sagreatstory.Tellitwhileyou'regettingmesomeicedtea.

Oh,God,getout!

Getout,getout,getout!

Let's.

TheOneWhereRachelIsLate

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Hey,didyouhavethebabyyet?

Doyouwantmetositonyou?

BecauseI'lldoit.

-Whatareyoudoinghere?

-Theysentmehomefromwork.

Theysaid,"Startyourmaternityleavenow.Justrest."

Youknowwhat?

Screwthem!

Iftheydon'twantmethere,I'llhangoutwithyouguys.

Oryoucoulddovolunteerwork.

-Hello?

-Joey,it'sEstelle.

Iwasabletogetyouandoneguestticketstoyourpremiere.

-YoutoldmeIcouldhavesixtickets.-IsoldfouroneBay.

You'llbesittingnexttoHotGuy372.

Sothat'sit?

Ionlygettobringoneguest?

Yeah.Whattimeyouwannapickmeup?

Hello?

Youhearthat?

Ionlygetoneextratickettomypremiere.

SosomehowIhavetopickbetweenyouthreeandRoss.

-Whataboutme?

-Yousaidyoudidn'twanttogo.

Idon't.ButIwouldstillliketobeacknowledged.

-BecauseI'mpregnant,I'minvisible?

-Definitelynotinvisible.

Rossdidn'tcareenoughtobehere,sohe'sout.

-Yousnooze,youlose.-He'snotsnoozing.He'steaching.

Well,thensomebody'ssnoozing.

And,Joey,notthatthisshouldaffectyouatall,butifyoupickme..

Iwasplanningonwearingasequindresscutdowntohere.

-Ihaven'tseenthisdress.-Starinamovie.

Pickwhoeveryouwant.Listentoyourheart.Whatdoesittellyou?

Phoebe.Phoebe.Phoebe.

Well..

IthinkIwanttotakeChandler.

Phoebe,Phoebe,Phoebe.

-Youwanttotakeme?

-Yeah,IwishIcouldtakeeverybody.

ButChandler'salwayssupportedmycareer.

He'spaidforactingclasses,headshotsandstuff.

Thiswillbemywayofpayingyouback.

Soyou'reneveractuallygoingtopaymeback?

Justbecausehepaidforyourheadshots,you'regonnatakehim?

Idon'tthinkyou'recomprehendingjusthowsluttythisdressis.

It'snotjustthestuffhepaidfor.It'severything,youknow?

Hereadlineswithme.HewentwithmeonauditionswhenIwasnervous.

ThenheconsoledmeafterIdidn'tgetpartsthatIwanted.

Youalwaysbelievedinme,man,evenwhenIdidn't.

Ialwaysknewyouweregonnamakeit.I'msoproudofyou.

Thanks,thatmeansalottome.

Mon,maybeoneoftheseguyswantstowearyourdress.

-I'mgonnagoshave.-Yeah,well,I'mgonnagospit.

Ihavetopee.

IfIdon'tcomeout,it'sbecauseI'vechokedtodeathonthepotpourristink.

Youholdhernose,I'llblowinhermouthandthekid'lljust..outofher.

She'saweeklate.She'sgottohaveittoday.

Idon'tknow.Ithinkit'sstillgonnabeawhile.

Caretomakeitinteresting?

-Ibetyoushe'llhaveittomorrow.-You'reon.

-Okay,howmuch?

-Onehundredthousanddollars.

-Howabout50bucks?

-I'llcallZurichandmovesomemoney.

Allright,whoseturnisittohelpmegetup?

Noone'shere.

Oh,damnit!

《在那边》（世界首映会）

Thisisexciting.Soglamorous!

Peopletakingourpicture.HowdoIlook?

-Alittletall.-What?

WouldyoucrouchdownabitsothatIlooktaller?

Thereyougo.

It'sjustsoglamorous.

Oh,hey,Mon?

Rachishere.

Andyou'restillpregnant.

I'msorry.Iknowhowuncomfortableyouare.

Youknowwhat?

Youlookgreat.Yeah,like50bucks.

Ihavetogopee.Apparentlythisbabythinksmybladderisasqueezetoy.

Damnit.Here'syour50bucks.

That'sinterestingthatyoulost.Now,Iforget,doyouliketolose?

Allright,stopit.

-Doubleornothingshehasittomorrow.-Fine.

Untilthen,GeneralGrant,whydon'tyousetupcamp..rightthere?

-Rachelhere?

Wehaveanappointment.-Inthebathroom.

-Rach,wegottago.-Inaminute!

Peopleaskwhywe'renottogether.Ijustdon'tknowwhattotellthem.

Allright,let'sgo.

Oh,waitaminute.

DoIhavetopeeagain?

No,I'mgood.

Doyouwanttogochangefirst?

Thedoctor'sstayingopenlateforus,butifyouhurry..

-No,I'mfine.-Youdon'tthinkthat'sinappropriate?

-What?

-GoodGod,man.Don'tangerit.

Ross,itis100degreesoutside.Forthefirsttimeinweeks,Iam..

Fine.Whateveryouwant.You'rethemommy.

No!

Don'tcallme"Mommy."

It'sbadenoughyoucallyourownmotherthat.

I'mactuallywithheronthisone.

Comeon,Ross.We'regonnabelate.

EitherofyouwanttobeRoss?

IthoughtIknewwhotheenemywas,butitwasyou.

Okay,thisisit.Thisismybigfightscenecomingup.

I'mfightingforeverymaninthe82ndGroundDivision.

Ross?

CanIaskyousomething?

WhenCarolwaspregnantwithBen..

wereyouthisirritating?

-Excuseme?

-Nothing.You'rejust..

You'vebeenalittleshortwithmelately.I'mnottryingtoirritateyou.

Well,then,youmusthaveanaturaltalentforit.

Thedoctorwillbeinsoon.Whydon'twenotspeakuntilthen?

Okay.

Seriously.Breathelouder,Ross.That'sgreat.

Weshouldaskthedoctorifsheevenknows..

howtodeliverababythat'shalfhuman,halfpureevil!

-Hi,Dr.Long.Howareyou?

-You'renicetoher.

Shehasthedrugs.

We'lldoaquickcheck.

Eightdayslate,huh?

Youmustbegettinguncomfortable.

Yeah,justatad.

You're80%effaced.You'reonyourway.Itstillcouldlastawhile.

-Therearewaystohelpthingsalong.-Dothem!

Actually,they'rethingsthatyoucando.Homeremedies.

Inmyexperience,I'vefoundsomeareveryeffective.

-Well,wearereadytotryanything.-There'sanherbalteayoucandrink.

Youcantakesomecastoroil.There'sspicyfoods.

Wewilldoallofthose.

-Takingalongwalk.-Good.Done.

Andthere'stheonethat'sprovedmosteffective:

sex.

You'vegottobekiddingme!

Goodjob,Joe!

Welldone!

Top-notch!

-Youlikedit?

Youreallylikedit?

-Oh,yeah!

-Well,whichpartexactly?

-Thewholething!

Herewego!

No,no,no.Givemesomespecifics.

Ilovedthespecifics.Thespecificswerethebestpart.

Hey,whataboutthescenewiththekangaroo?

Didyoulikethatpart?

IwassurprisedtoseeakangarooinaWorldWarIepic.

Youfellasleep!

Therewasnokangaroo!

Theydidn'ttakeanyofmysuggestions!

-Ican'tbelieveyoufellasleep.-Ican'tbelieveiteither.

Maybeitdidn'thappen.

Maybeyoufellasleepanddreamtthewholething.

Andthisconversationwe'rehavingrightnowispartofthatdream.

Wakeup,Joe!

-Thanksforcoming.Seeyoulater.-Don'tgo.I'msosorry.

Look,thisguyfellasleep!

Hefellasleeptoo!

Bemadathim!

Orcallanambulance!

Whatdidthedoctorsay?

Anynewsonwhenthebabywillcome?

No.Shegaveusideasonhowtoinducelabor.

Wetriedthemall.

Wewentforawalk,wetriedtea,castoroil,spicyfood.Nothingworked.

Thereisonethingwedidn'ttry.

Butsomeonethinksthatthatwillopenupacanofworms.

Ifit'sgonnahelpbringthebabyhere,today..

Ithinkyoushoulddoit.

-It'ssex.-Doit!

-Monica.-It'sbeenareallylongtimeforyou.

Imean,womenhaveneeds.Doit.Getyours.

Oh,Idon'tknowaboutthat.

Ithinkifthetwoofyouhadsex,therepercussionswouldbecatastrophic.

Allright,let'sbepractical.

IfRossisn'twilling,he'snottheonlyguyyoucanhavesexwith.

YoucouldborrowChandler.Chandlerisgood.

Okay,okay.Yeah,Idon'tthinkIwannadothat.

Yousure?

I'mjustsaying..

thebaby'sheadisn'tgettinganysmaller.

Monica,whatisthematterwithyou?

-Ijustwantthebabytobeborntoday.-Whytoday?

Okay,fine.

IbetPhoebethatyou'regonnahavethebaby,andIdon'twanttolose.

What?

Whileshe'sbeengoingthroughthishell,you'vebeenmakingmoney?

You'rebettingonyourfriendstayinginthismisery?

-I'lltakethatbet.-What?

I'mmiserable.Imayaswellmakesomemoneyoutofit.

CanIgetsomeofthataction?

I'mbettingagainstallofyou?

Ireallyfeelliketomorrowit'sgonnahappen.

Okay.

Sixty,80,100.

And50.

Andtwo.

Yeah,baby.

Hey,SleepingBeauty.

Wherehaveyoubeen?

Iwanttotalktoyou.Istillfeelbad.

Oh,no.Wereyouupset?

Didyoulosesleep?

I'msosorry.

ThereasonIcameoveristosettlethingsbetweenus.You'vedonealotforme.

Iwantedtopayyoubackwiththepremiere,butyoumissedit.

-SohowmuchdoIoweyou?

-What?

-Idon'twanttooweyouanything.-Youdon'toweme.

-Idon'twantyour..-We'redoingthis!

Yougotmemyfirstheadshots.Howmuch?

-Idon'tknow,$500.-Okay,$500.Whatelse?

Thentherewasthesecondset.Theinfamous"booger"headshots.

Okay,sothat'sanother$500.That's500and50