经典美剧《老友记》第八季第二十二集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx

1、经典美剧老友记第八季第二十二集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语What are you looking at?A poster for that WWI movie Im in. Check it out.Wow! It looks really violent!I know. Im coming soon to a theater near you.Im in THX. Im unsuitable for children!-I cannot wait to see this. -Its generating Oscar buzz.-I started that! -I thought I did

2、!I just talked to my agent.and the premiere is next week and youre all invited!-Will we take a limo? -Sure!I love taking limos when nobody died.Well, I wont be able to come.For those who havent checked their calendars, todays my due date.You should come. Maybe youll have the baby in the limo.That wa

3、y for the first few moments of her life, shell think were really fancy.I want to thank you guys for how great youve been during this.I couldnt have done it without you. I loved these last 9 months.Im looking forward to the next part.I am really gonna miss being pregnant.Thats right. Still no baby.Wh

4、ats the matter? Is the puffy, sweaty pregnant lady.disturbing your precious coffee time?Come on, people, make some room.Sweetie, maybe youd be more comfortable here.You.Like you havent done enough.I know youre miserable. I wish there was something I could do.I wish I were a sea horse.Because with se

5、a horses, its the male. They carry the babies.And then also, Id be far away in the sea.God.I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life.I know. I remember toward the end.Thats a great story. Tell it while youre getting me some iced tea.Oh, God, get out! Get out, get out, get out!Lets.The One

6、 Where Rachel Is Laterainystar压制iPod-MP4Hey, did you have the baby yet?Do you want me to sit on you? Because Ill do it.-What are you doing here? -They sent me home from work.They said, Start your maternity leave now. Just rest.You know what? Screw them!If they dont want me there, Ill hang out with y

7、ou guys.Or you could do volunteer work.-Hello? -Joey, its Estelle.I was able to get you and one guest tickets to your premiere.-You told me I could have six tickets. -I sold four on eBay.Youll be sitting next to HotGuy 372.So thats it? I only get to bring one guest?Yeah. What time you wanna pick me

8、up?Hello?You hear that? I only get one extra ticket to my premiere.So somehow I have to pick between you three and Ross.-What about me? -You said you didnt want to go.I dont. But I would still like to be acknowledged.-Because Im pregnant, Im invisible? -Definitely not invisible.Ross didnt care enoug

9、h to be here, so hes out.-You snooze, you lose. -Hes not snoozing. Hes teaching.Well, then somebodys snoozing.And, Joey, not that this should affect you at all, but if you pick me.I was planning on wearing a sequin dress cut down to here.-I havent seen this dress. -Star in a movie.Pick whoever you w

10、ant. Listen to your heart. What does it tell you?Phoebe. Phoebe. Phoebe.Well.I think I want to take Chandler.Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe.-You want to take me? -Yeah, I wish I could take everybody.But Chandlers always supported my career.Hes paid for acting classes, headshots and stuff.This will be my way

11、 of paying you back.So youre never actually going to pay me back?Just because he paid for your headshots, youre gonna take him?I dont think youre comprehending just how slutty this dress is.Its not just the stuff he paid for. Its everything, you know?He read lines with me. He went with me on auditio

12、ns when I was nervous.Then he consoled me after I didnt get parts that I wanted.You always believed in me, man, even when I didnt.I always knew you were gonna make it. Im so proud of you.Thanks, that means a lot to me.Mon, maybe one of these guys wants to wear your dress.-Im gonna go shave. -Yeah, w

13、ell, Im gonna go spit.I have to pee.If I dont come out, its because Ive choked to death on the potpourri stink.You hold her nose, Ill blow in her mouth and the kidll just. out of her.Shes a week late. Shes got to have it today.I dont know. I think its still gonna be a while.Care to make it interesti

14、ng?-I bet you shell have it tomorrow. -Youre on.-Okay, how much? -One hundred thousand dollars.-How about 50 bucks? -Ill call Zurich and move some money.All right, whose turn is it to help me get up?No ones here.Oh, damn it!在那边 （世界首映会）This is exciting. So glamorous! People taking our picture. How do

15、 I look?-A little tall. -What?Would you crouch down a bit so that I look taller?There you go.Its just so glamorous.Oh, hey, Mon? Rach is here.And youre still pregnant.Im sorry. I know how uncomfortable you are.You know what? You look great. Yeah, like 50 bucks.I have to go pee. Apparently this baby

16、thinks my bladder is a squeeze toy.Damn it. Heres your 50 bucks.Thats interesting that you lost. Now, I forget, do you like to lose?All right, stop it.-Double or nothing she has it tomorrow. -Fine.Until then, General Grant, why dont you set up camp. right there?-Rachel here? We have an appointment.

17、-In the bathroom.-Rach, we gotta go. -In a minute!People ask why were not together. I just dont know what to tell them.All right, lets go.Oh, wait a minute.Do I have to pee again?No, Im good.Do you want to go change first?The doctors staying open late for us, but if you hurry.-No, Im fine. -You dont

18、 think thats inappropriate?-What? -Good God, man. Dont anger it.Ross, it is 100 degrees outside. For the first time in weeks, I am.Fine. Whatever you want. Youre the mommy.No! Dont call me Mommy.Its bad enough you call your own mother that.Im actually with her on this one.Come on, Ross. Were gonna b

19、e late.Either of you want to be Ross?I thought I knew who the enemy was, but it was you.Okay, this is it. This is my big fight scene coming up.Im fighting for every man in the 82nd Ground Division.Ross? Can I ask you something?When Carol was pregnant with Ben.were you this irritating?-Excuse me? -No

20、thing. Youre just.Youve been a little short with me lately. Im not trying to irritate you.Well, then, you must have a natural talent for it.The doctor will be in soon. Why dont we not speak until then?Okay.Seriously. Breathe louder, Ross. Thats great.We should ask the doctor if she even knows.how to

21、 deliver a baby thats half human, half pure evil!-Hi, Dr. Long. How are you? -Youre nice to her.She has the drugs.Well do a quick check.Eight days late, huh? You must be getting uncomfortable.Yeah, just a tad.Youre 80% effaced. Youre on your way. It still could last a while.-There are ways to help t

22、hings along. -Do them!Actually, theyre things that you can do. Home remedies.In my experience, Ive found some are very effective.-Well, we are ready to try anything. -Theres an herbal tea you can drink.You can take some castor oil. Theres spicy foods.We will do all of those.-Taking a long walk. -Goo

23、d. Done.And theres the one thats proved most effective: sex.Youve got to be kidding me!Good job, Joe! Well done! Top-notch!-You liked it? You really liked it? -Oh, yeah!-Well, which part exactly? -The whole thing! Here we go!No, no, no. Give me some specifics.I loved the specifics. The specifics wer

24、e the best part.Hey, what about the scene with the kangaroo? Did you like that part?I was surprised to see a kangaroo in a World War I epic.You fell asleep!There was no kangaroo! They didnt take any of my suggestions!-I cant believe you fell asleep. -I cant believe it either.Maybe it didnt happen.Ma

25、ybe you fell asleep and dreamt the whole thing.And this conversation were having right now is part of that dream.Wake up, Joe!-Thanks for coming. See you later. -Dont go. Im so sorry.Look, this guy fell asleep! He fell asleep too! Be mad at him!Or call an ambulance!What did the doctor say? Any news

26、on when the baby will come?No. She gave us ideas on how to induce labor.We tried them all.We went for a walk, we tried tea, castor oil, spicy food. Nothing worked.There is one thing we didnt try.But someone thinks that that will open up a can of worms.If its gonna help bring the baby here, today.I t

27、hink you should do it.-Its sex. -Do it!-Monica. -Its been a really long time for you.I mean, women have needs. Do it. Get yours.Oh, I dont know about that.I think if the two of you had sex, the repercussions would be catastrophic.All right, lets be practical.If Ross isnt willing, hes not the only gu

28、y you can have sex with.You could borrow Chandler. Chandler is good.Okay, okay. Yeah, I dont think I wanna do that.You sure? Im just saying.the babys head isnt getting any smaller.Monica, what is the matter with you?-I just want the baby to be born today. -Why today?Okay, fine.I bet Phoebe that your

29、e gonna have the baby, and I dont want to lose.What? While shes been going through this hell, youve been making money?Youre betting on your friend staying in this misery?-Ill take that bet. -What?Im miserable. I may as well make some money out of it.Can I get some of that action?Im betting against a

30、ll of you?I really feel like tomorrow its gonna happen.Okay.Sixty,80,100.And 50.And two.Yeah, baby.Hey, Sleeping Beauty.Where have you been? I want to talk to you. I still feel bad.Oh, no. Were you upset? Did you lose sleep?Im so sorry.The reason I came over is to settle things between us. Youve don

31、e a lot for me.I wanted to pay you back with the premiere, but you missed it.-So how much do I owe you? -What?-I dont want to owe you anything. -You dont owe me.-I dont want your. -Were doing this!You got me my first headshots. How much?-I dont know, $500. -Okay, $500. What else?Then there was the second set. The infamous booger headshots.Okay, so thats another $500. Thats 500 and 50