双簧英语剧本.docx

双簧英语剧本.docx

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1:

It'sourturntoperform.

2:

Yeah,hey,Youjustsaidtoaskmesomequestions,Now,pleaseaskmeinfrontofeveryone.

1:

Ah,well,doyouknowwhatcall"双簧"?

2:

双簧？

Aretwoyelloweggs?

1:

Haha,whydon'tyousaytwoyellowduckeggs?

2:

No,thisisjoking,howcouldn'tIdoknow双簧!

ItisakindofChinesefolkartforms.

1:

Oh,verygood,So,canyousaysomethingindetail?

2:

ItsEnglishnameistwo-manact,withonespeakingorsingingwhilehidingbehindtheotherwhodoestheacting.

1:

So,doyouthinkyoucanshowatwo-manact?

2:

ofcourse.

1:

Well,well,thatIwilltestyoutoday.Now,I'mbehindyou,andsay,youareinfrontofme,andplay.OK?

2:

That'sallright!

Goahead!

1:

That'sgood,wewillstartitafteryouclapyourhands.

（2坐在椅子上，一拍巴掌.）

1:

MynameisWangErLang,oneofthetenbestsingerwinners,what?

Youdon'tbelieveit?

Well,Iwillsingsome....

（这时2听着有点怪，就站起来.）

2:

Standup,youaresinging?

Youwillkillme

1:

嗯哼youcan'tshowit?

Whydoyousayitoutbravely?

2:

WhosaidIcan'tshowit.Just....

1：

Okay,okay.Letmechangesomethingselse.Isaywhattodo,youactwhatisay,Ok?

2:

Noproblem.

（2再坐下，拍掌起，1再说）

1:

Squareyourshoulders,Acceptstomach,Carrybuttock,Raiseyourhead,Thencloseyoureyes,stretchyourrighthand,openyourmouth,andputyourfingersintoyourmouth,cut,cut,cutitwithstrength!

2:

Standupagain.

1:

Andwhat'swrongwithyou?

2:

Youaskwhat?

IfIdoaswhatyousaidlikethat,myhandwillbebittenoff.

1:

Didn'tyousaynoproblem?

2:

Yeah,noproblem,butIwon'thavemyfingers!

1:

Oh.That'sright.Letmechangesomethingselse,again.

（再次坐下）

1:

HowdoIfeelsomethingonmyface?

Stretchoutmyrighthandtohitmyleftface,

andStretchoutmylefthandtohitmyrightface,

Stretchoutmyrighthandtohitmyleftface,Stretchoutmyrighthand......

（说着说着，乙站起来走了……）

1:

Comeback,mywordsarenotover.

2:

Tohitanymore,Myfacewillbecomethefaceofpigs.

1&2:

That'stheendofourperformance.Thankyouforyourattention!