破产姐妹第三季第九集台词.docx
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破产姐妹第三季第九集台词
C:
stealinghan’sdish,sowedon’thavetocleanoursathomeisgenius.Andalittlesad.
M:
areyoukidding,thisisthegreateastthingthat’shappenedtomesinceIgotmyperiod（来月经）thismorning.
H：
max,caroline,youarestealingmydishes?
C:
damnit,Ididn’tthinkyoucouldseeupthishigh.
H:
andIdidn’tthinkyoucouldsinkthislow.ok,stop,youarealreadyrobbingmebehindwithyou“Iamawaitress”scam（骗局）
M:
sorry,butthingshavegottenkindofmessyathome.yesterday,IhadtotakeashowertoshowerofftheshowerItook.（我因为洗了澡所以又洗了澡）
O:
youtwoshouldgetacleaninglady.ihaveawomanIpaytocleanmyapartment,sheisexpensive,butshemaychargeyoulessifyoudon’talsohavesexonher.i’lllookingtoit.
B:
mygrandmothercleanedthehousefreeofcharge.ofcourseshedidn’thaveasayinthematter.（对这事她也没有发言权）
C:
let’sjustasksophie,shehasacleaningservice.wehavetodosomething,yesterday,Isawaroach（蟑螂）walkoutofourapartment.
M:
look,I’mgonnatellyouwhatItoldthatguywhoaskedmetousemybutttosmuggleopium（让我用屁股走私鸦片的家伙）.i‘lldoit!
C:
bereadymax,wehavetoleaveassoonasthecleaningladygetshere.it’shousekeeperetiquette（管家礼仪）.inmyoldlife,Igotospinclass（形体课）andlunchwithfriends,butyouandIwilljustgooutsideandwatchtheguywhoisjustgotoutofjaildopull-ups（引体向上）
onthelightpost.
M:
calvin’sout?
I’mnotgonnaleave.iwanttowatchhercleanmymess.yeah,baby.i’vewaitedmywholelifetohaveaservant.ithoughtyouweregonnabeitforthefirstfewweeks.andthenIrealizedyoucan’tdoanything.andeventhoughsophiegaveusadiscount,themaidstillhastocallme“youhighness”（殿下）.mostlybecauseI’mpretty“highness”（嗑药嗑嗨了）rightnow.
S:
hi,girls,hereIam,sophiefromsophie’schoicecleaningservice,meetyoucleaningladypaulina.
P:
paulina,meetthegirls.she’dshakehands,butsheonlyhasonearm.
C:
sophie.shecanhearyou.
P:
sowhat?
iknowI’mmissingarm.it’snotnews.
S:
soshelostanarm.ilostmygoldearringdownthegarbagedisposal.（垃圾处理站）butIwastooafraidtoreachintoit.because,well,yeah.
P:
don’tworry.ihaveonearmbutIcleanlikeIhavethree.iputonmoremakeup,thenIstart.
C:
I’msorry,Ididn’trealizewhenIorderedacleaninglady,Ihadtospecify（指明）Iwantedonewithtwoarms.
S:
youcan’taffordtwoarms!
yousaidyouwantagoodprice,halfthearm,halftheprice.
M:
isthathowshelostthearm,sophie?
youcutitoffsowecouldgetadiscount?
S:
oh,sure,yeah,IsawoffherarmsoIcouldsaveyou10bucks.
P:
Istartinbedroom.
M:
wait,beforeyoudo,onequestion.how’dyouloseit?
jamefranco（电影明星）situation?
youhavetocutitofftogetloose?
you’ernotsayingno.（你没否认）
S:
oh,youknowwhat,let’snotgothere.youknowithappened,itwasinthepast.
P:
Iwastrappedunderthisbigtruck.
S:
wegetit,Idroveover（碾过）yourarm.
M:
hey,don’tevenbotherlookingformygoodjewelryinthere.becauseI’malreadywearingallofit.
P:
oh,I’mjealousIdon’thavearmtowearcheapjewelry
C:
max,Ifeelbadforher.see,thisiswhyyouleave.incasetheyshowupwithtwomuchmakeupand（或者）notenougharms.
M：
relax,sheistough.remindsmeofayoungme.whichmeansIbettergohidemypillsfromher.
C:
max,shescareme,
M:
oh,comeon,sheisarmless（武器）
C:
everythingok?
youneedanyhelp?
P:
Ididn’tgetthisfarinthisbusinessbytakinghelp.helpme!
can’tyouseeIgotonearm?
C:
notgonnabeaproblem.iwouldoccationallyhelpmymaid….youarenotinterested.
P:
lift!
lift,weakgirl.lift
C:
max,comeonhere.weneedhelpliftingyourmattress.（床垫）canyougiveusahand.
M:
no,leaveitalone!
don’tliftupthemattress!
P:
ah,porno（色情书刊），yourmindisasdirtyasyourapartment.
M:
yes,it’sporn.sowhat?
what’sthebigdeal?
it’sjustthebodyinitsnaturalform,spread-eagle（手脚伸展）onamotorcycle.
C:
whyissomushofitfromthe80’s?
M:
Ilikemustaches,okay?
andit’smultitasking（更多目的）.iamlookingformyfather.stoplooking.stoplookingrightnow.
C:
whyareyousuddenlyembarrassed?
pornhubisyourhomepage.（主页）
C:
hey,itthisabrochureforpastry（面点）school?
whyareyouhidingapastryschoolbrochure.
M:
yourfaceisapastryschoolbrochure!
C:
max,itisgreatyouareinterestedinpastryschool.idon’tknowwhyyouareembarrassed.
M:
yourfaceisembarrassed.
C:
comeon,Ireallythinkthatthisissomethingweshouldtalkabout.
M:
yourfaceissomethingweshouldtalkabout.
P:
youmadethescaryonemad.thatwasdumbmove.（愚蠢的举动）
C:
yourfacewasdumbmove.，max,younevercamehomeafteryoustormedout（非常气愤地出去）,soIbroughtyouyouruniform.
M:
Iliveherenow.mynewroommates,thebroom（扫帚）andthemop（拖把）don’tsneakaroundlookingaotmystuff.igoteverythingIneed.
C:
well,mabyyournewbroommatewillholdyourhairwhenyoudrinktoomuch.which,fromthelooksofit,willbeinaboutanhour.max,wereallytotalkaboutthisschoolbrochure.
M:
look,justbecauseIhaveapastryschoolbrochure,doesn’tmeanI’mactuallygonnagotopastryschool.justlikehavingthosepornmagazinesdoesn’tmeanI’mactuallyridearoundonatigerperformingunspeakableactswithsailors（海员）,probably.pastryschoolisthesameasporn.it’sjustadumbfantasy.
C:
pastryschoolisnotlikeporn.thereisnothinginthisbrochureaboutagirlongirlcroissant.（羊角包）
M:
that’sgoodtoothpaste.
C:
pleasestopbrushingyourteeth.wehaveashift（轮班）todolater.
Ok,themanhattanschoolofpastry
M:
yourfaceisthemanhattanschoolofpastry
C:
youknowitisn’t.max,youcouldgohereforreal.（你真的可以去那里）tuitionisonly3000ayear.alot,butdoable.（可行）
M:
alot,butdoable?
arewetalkaboutpastryschoolorfatguyatlastcall?
（上次的电话）
C:
hereweare,max,yourdreamstartsnow.
M:
what,theonewhereI’mablackmermaid（当我进了黑美人鱼电影公司吗）?
C:
couldyourelax?
we’erjustlookaroundandgetanapplication.seeallthatgorgeousequipmentyougettouseifyouwenthere?
finallyyou‘dhaveamixingbowlthat’snotahollowedoutwatermelon.（挖空的西瓜）
M:
canyouhelpme,sheisholdmeagainstmywill.
C:
sheiskidding.ifyoukeepthisup（继续这样）,younglady.youarenotgettingicecreameon,hereistheoffice.
M:
whatever.arewealmostdone（完事）here?
igotacourtdate（开庭日）later.
C:
hi,
D:
hi,
C:
I’mnotsurewe’reintherightplace.
D:
areanyofusreally?
（是真的吗）
C:
we’dlikeanapplication.couldyouhelpus?
D:
oh,god,Ihopeso.iwasn’texpectingsomethingthishighpressuremyfirstdayback.let’sjustsayI’vebeenunderobservationatthenuthouse（精神病院）.ok,application.
C:
itisformax,here.shewasveryimpressedbyyourbrochure.
D:
oh,pasrtyschool.exciting,right?
D:
Iwaschefhereonce.andthenIwasn’t.oh,look,foundtheapplication.wow,reallydidn’tthinkIwasgonnabeabletohandlethat.
Man:
bebe,ifyou.ohbonjour,goodmorning
D:
chefNicolas,thesegirlsarehereforanapplication.don’tworry.ihandledit.almostdidn’t,thenIdid.
Man:
nicework,bebe.
C:
oh,doIdetectaFrenchaccent?
oui?
M:
ohmygod,Ican’twatch.
Man:
Frenchindeed,I’mchefNicolas,ownerandheadchef.
M:
isitoveryet?
C:
thisismax,theapplicationisforher.
M:
sup（口语:
怎么了）,frenchie?
youeatsnails?
Man:
itlookslikebebeforgotthesecondpage.
D:
oh,boy,fogotthesecondpage.that’snotgood.ithoughtIhandledit.Didn’thandleit.
Man:
itisok,bebe,breathein.（吸气）breatheout（吐气）
D:
that’sgoodstuff.（效果不错）
Man:
shewasquitebrilliant（她很有天赋），thenshewasn’t.here,fillthatout.andthenextstepisthepastryexam.applicationwillhavetomakeaclassictart（馅饼），bringthemintomorrowformetotaste.andwewillgofromthere.soundgood?
M:
whatever.maybeI’llthinkaboutit.
Man:
ok,well,maybeyouwill.nicemeetingyouboth.hopetoseeyoutomorrow.chef.
M:
hecallmechef!
yay!
let’sgogeticecream!
no!
C:
no!
youshouldgetstartedonthattart.itisdue（到期）tomorrow.
M:
Igotplentyoftime.besides,pressureupsmygame.（压力越大，表现越好）Iperformmybestwhenthere’saguntomyhead.askanyofmyex-boyfriends.
C:
thisissonothowIpreparefortests.istudiedthreeweeksforapapsmear.涂片试验（用于筛查子宫颈癌）
M:
don’tworry.igotthis.atartisjustlikeacookiewithsomepudding（布丁）onit,right?
C:
max!
what’sgoingoninthere?
M:
turnsoutatartismorethanacookiewithsomepuddingonit!
C:
youhavebeenheresixhours.yousaidyouhadthis.（你能搞定）
M:
IthoughtIhadthis!
turnsoutIdon’t!
ihaven’tevenfinishedashell!
ididn’tknowtherewasashell.didyouknowtherewasashell?
C:
everybodyknowsthereisashell.whattheshowiswrongwithyou?
M:
I’matartwhocan’tmakeatart!
C:
youcouldhavemadenineshellsbynow
M:
Idid,theyallinhere,look!
it’slikeshell-mageddon（暴乱）!
oh,screw（螺丝钉）it（不管了）.thisone’sgonnabethereinaminute.let’sjustgetitoverwith.（扔了他）
C:
no,youcandothis.here,here.thisstilllooksreadytogo.（这个看起来还不错）
M:
lookatme.lookatme.i’mawasteoftwoarms.ican’tmakeatart!
H:
how’sthetartcoming
C:
han,younotsafe,leave!
H:
youhaven’tevenfinishedtheshell?
that’stheeasiestpart
M:
han,thisisyourface.
H:
well.ishouldgetgoing.ididn’tknowshecouldtakebitchtothenextlevel.
M:
Iamsoscrewed.（我完了）.ifinallyfoundasituationmyboobscan’tgetmeouof.
C:
hey,max.now,Ihaveallthefaithintheworldinyou.but,hereisatartfromstop’nshopincaseyouwantedtohandthisonein.
C:
no,earl,maxisnotacheater.
M、e:
sincewhen?
C:
sheisgoingtomakeherowntart.you,out.
M:
Iamnevergonnamakethisshell.ican’tevengetitinthepanright.
C:
max,thatlooksright.
M:
omg!
igotitinthepanright!
icandothis!
C:
youdidit,Iknewit,Ihelpedyou.wearebesties!
M:
youarenotsafe,leave.
C:
I’mtellingyou,max,I’vetastedalotoftarts.andyoursisdelicious.
M:
youarenotthefirstmantotellmethat.thefirstmantotellmethatisinjail.
C；herehecomes.
N:
ok,thankeyouforcoming.sha
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