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ModernFamilyS01E02

杰&歌洛莉亚

成为伟大父亲的秘诀是什么What'sthekeytobeingagreatdad?

有点难回答啊Ah,that'satoughone.

让孩子们自由成长Givingthemthefreedomtobewhatevertheywanttobe.

米奇尔&卡梅隆

-对没错-不管是画家-Right.Exactly.-Whetherthat'sapainter,

诗人飞行员总统[董事长]apoet,apilot,apresident-

对于我们来说那就Andforus,we'regonna

企业领头人或是一国之君ofacompanyorofacountry.

耐心是关键Patience.

菲尔

很简单做他们的好朋友Well,betheirbuddy.

-你的答案就是这个吗-还有认真学习-That'syouranswer?

-Andstayinschool.

克莱尔&

-不对-还有别吸毒-No.-Anddon'tdodrugs.

不对No!

-快告诉我正确答案嘛-我的天呐-Justgivemetheanswer.-0h,God.

我再想想Stillthinking.

摩登家庭

第一季第二集

-嗨克莱尔-嘿-Hi,Claire.-Hey.

-嘿-好吧-Hey.-Oh,okay.

嗨这位是我老公菲尔Hi.Um,thisismyhusband,Phil.

-嗨-那是我儿子卢克就那个-Hi.-And,uh,that'smyson,Luke,rightthere.

-这位是-德希蕾-Thisis-Desiree.

-德希蕾对抱歉-你好啊-Desiree,right.Sorry.-Oh,hi.

-德希蕾刚搬过来-赞啊哪户-Desireejustmovedindowntheblock.-Fun.Where?

-314-是嘛-314.-Oh!

就那栋双卧室别墅室内外兼配家庭活动室Thetwo-bedroomcottagewiththeindoor-outdoorfamilyroom.

真厉害你怎么Verygood.Howdidyou-

你肯定很喜欢那个蒸气浴Betyou'relovin'thatsteamshower.

菲尔别吓到人家Phil,that'screepy.

哦抱歉我是我是个房产大亨0h,sorry.I'ma-I'marealestatemogul.

什么!

不我是个房产中介"What?

"No,I'ma-Iamarealestateagent.

我们展览过那个房子装饰很好Wecaravannedthathouse.Great,uh,deck.

谢谢我离婚手续办好就搬走了Thanks.I'mjusttheretillmydivorceisfinal.

怎么会谁傻到想要跟你离婚No,whoiscoconutsenoughtodivorceyou?

我们该走了再见了Wegottago,butwe'llseeyouaround.

有时间请你过来玩We'llhavetohaveyouoversometime.

-我很愿意-好啊-I'dloveit.-Allright.

-拜拜-拜拜-Bye.-Bye.

-她真不错-滚我们不可能请她做客-She'sawesome.-No,weareneverhavingherover.

听说她已经勾引过两个孩子的爸爸了Heardshealreadysleptwithtwodadsfromtheschool.

-什么-就是-What?

-Mm-hmm.

品行不端啊That'shorrible.

-爸爸小心-小心点呀伙计-Dad,watchout!

-Whoa!

Watchit,buddy!

-老太太-抱歉-Grandma.-I'msorry.

那车看起来还是像个女孩车Thatstilllookslikeagirl'sbike.

我们再绑点黑胶带We'lladdmoreblacktape.

我儿子一直在骑他姐姐的旧车Mysonhasbeenridinghissister'soldbike.

他现在还没能力照料好一辆新车Untilhe'sresponsibleenoughtotakecareofhisownbike.

他把一瓶苏打水倒在我的电脑上Look,hespilledasodaonmycomputer,

他还把家里的数码相机弄坏了heruinedourdigitalcamera

就因为他要给自己拍水下相片takingpicturesofhimselfunderwater.

那是辆女车我也想给他些教训It'sagirl'sbike.I'mallforteachinghimalesson.

可我担心大嘴巴的小混混们因此嘲笑他ButIworryabouttheridiculehemightgetfromsomeloudmouthbully.

嘿嘿嘿车很漂亮啊小姑娘Hey,hey,hey.Nicebike,Sally.

老爸Dad!

拜托他骑女式车像洋娃娃一样Comeon.HelookslikeLittleBoPeeponthatthing.

不会再这样了他下午就会有辆新车Actually,notforlong.He'sgettinganewbikethisafternoon.

-真的吗-没错-Iam?

-Mm-hmm.

是吗Heis?

有时候做男人就应该一往无前Sometimesaman'sgottaputhisfootdown

勇敢踏出自己的脚步anddowhataman'sgottado.

如果那个死老太婆不满意Andiftheoldladydon'tlikeit-

亲爱的Honey?

让她自己气死算了That'stoodamnbad.

没错激不激动Yes.Who'sexcited,huh?

小卡快点要迟到了Cam,comeon.Hurryup.We'regonnabelate.

只是亲子课而已又不是要飞到卡波去It'satoddlerplayclass,notaflighttoCabo.

作为唯一的同性恋夫夫我们已经赚够口水了We'regonnabejudgedenoughastheonlygayparentsthere.

我不想再给人迟到的坏印象Idon'twannabethelateonestoo.

天呐又是旋花呢又是粉色Wow!

Paisleyandpink.

网眼套头衫为什么不穿了Wastheresomethingwrongwiththefishnettanktop?

穿啊穿在里面了Obviouslynot.I'mwearingitunderneath.

开玩笑的放松给你Kidding.Justchill,please.Here.

抱歉我只是想留下良好的第一印象I'msorry.Ijustwannamakeagoodfirstimpression.

你是想既融入大家又不吓到他们吗Youwannafitinandnotterrifythevillagers?

嘿别闹了Hey,comeon.

今天莉莉才是主角好不好TodayisaboutLily,allright?

那个班上可能就有她以后最要好的朋友Herfuturebestfriendmightbeinthatclass,

我可不想一开始就惹谁不高兴andIdon'twannarubanyonethewrongway.

能换件衬衫吗Canyoupleasejustchangeyourshirt?

好吧你猜怎么着Fine.Youknowwhat?

我这就去换上一条卡其布裤子I'lljustgoputonapairofkhakis,

高尔夫衬衫让每个人都以为maybeapoloshirt,andeverybodywillthink

我们只是一对直男高尔夫球友we'reacouplestraightgolfin'buddies...

碰巧决定一起养个娃whojustdecidedtohaveakidtogether.

我给纳巴那边打电话了Hey,IcalledthatplaceinNapaand

把房间升级成带温泉浴缸的套房gotusupgradedtoavillawithahottub.

所以准备点泡温泉的衣服吧Sopackwhateveryouwearinahottub.

我通常泡温泉都不穿衣服的IusuallywearnothingwhenI'minahottub.

那我同事的老婆就得做个屁股整形了Andmycollegeroommate'swifejusthadtogetanewhip.

弱死了Sucker.

曼尼的爸爸带他去迪斯尼玩了Manny'sfatheristakinghimforacoupleofdaystoDisneyland,

所以我们就脱身去葡萄酒园sowe'regonnagotothewinecountry.

去喝点小酒吃些美食We'regonnadrinksomewine,eatsomegoodfood.

原本我们可以经常组织此类小资活动Youknow,wewoulddosomethinglikethis

但是因为曼尼就少了很多alotmoreoftenifitwasn'tfor,youknow,Manny.

-他很好他让我们过着朴实的生活-是啊-He'sgood.Hekeepusgrounded.-Yeah.

就像机场起雾飞机停飞Likefogatanairport.

豪华轿车4点到Limogetshereat4:

00.

早上嘛我想去俱乐部打会球Thismorning,IthoughtI'dgototheclub,hitafewballs.

不行曼尼房间的风扇怎么办No!

WhataboutthefaninManny'sroom?

那个叫个人修吧0h,yeah.Callaguy.

不行你该跟他一起修No!

You'resupposedtodoitwithhim.

我们得学着教他做些事情It'simportantthatweteachhimhowtodothingsforhimself.

在我的家乡男人以干体力活为荣Inmyculture,mentakegreatprideindoingphysicallabor.

我知道所以我才雇你们那儿的人给我干活Iknow.That'swhyIhirepeoplefromyourculture.

你真搞笑呀You'retoofunny.

我跟我下个老公狂花你的钱的时候I'mgonnasharethatonewithmynexthusband

我就给他讲这个笑话whenwe'respendingallyourmoney.

-爸爸这是全世界最酷的车-必须的-Dad,thisisthecoolestbikeever.-Awesome.

听着伙计So,listen,buddy.

家里有些人Certainmembersofthisfamily

认为你照料不好这辆车don'tthinkyoucantakecareofthisbadboy.

-你是说妈妈吗-你说的我可没说-YoumeanMom?

-Yourwords,notmine.

你妈妈和我是一个整体Look,uh,yourmomandIareateam,

而她我们觉得这是个好机会andshe-wefeellikethisisachance

让你学会负起责任foryoutoshowsomeresponsibility.

别让我们失望Don'tmakeuslooklikejerkshere.

-不会的-很好-Iwon't.-Okay.

-最后一点要求-什么-Onemorerule.-What?

给我玩得超级无敌开心Have,like,threebutt-loadsoffun.

谢谢爸爸Thanks,Dad.

-我们开始吧-先说好3点前要弄完-Solet'sdothis.-0kay,butIneedtobedoneby3:

00.

我爸爸3点来接我That'swhenmydad'spickingmeup.

如果3点还搞不定Hey,ifwe'renotdoneby3:

00,

我就直接吊死I'mgonnatieanooseonthisthing.

在哥伦比亚有句谚语InColombiathere'sasaying:

"如果两头犟驴合不来"Ifyouhavetwostubbornburrosthatdon'tlikeeachother,

就把它们绑在一辆车上"youtiethemtothesamecart."

吊扇就是那辆车Theceilingfanisthecart.

我爸爸要带我去玩太空过山车Mydad'stakingmeonSpaceMountain.

那东西超快不过我爸爸什么都不怕It'ssupposedtobereallyfast,buthe'snotscaredofanything.

他玩的时候甚至都不系安全带Hedoesn'tevenwearaseatbeltwhenhedrives.

哇噢也太厉害了吧Wow.How'boutthat?

-他还杀过熊-真的假的-Killedabearonce.-Really?

熊也坐在过山车上吗Wasthebearsittin'inthepassengerseat?

给我念下说明书Readmetheinstructions.

"安全须知警告:

为避免遭受电击""Safetytips.Warning:

Toreducetheriskofelectricalshock"-

跳过那段废话吧Wecanskipthat.

"若不听从警告Uh,"Failuretoheedthesewarnings

可导致重伤甚至死亡"canleadtoseriousinjuryordeath."

你总是瞎担心你自己知道Youknow,youworrytoomuch.Youknowthat.

不会有人被电到的Nobody'sgonnagetshocked.

有一次我爸爸被雷劈了Onetimemydadwasstruckbylightning.

所以他现在喝多少酒都不醉That'swhyhecandrinkasmuchashewants.

曼尼觉得他爸爸是个超人MannythinkshisdadislikeSuperman.

可真相呢他根本不值一提Thetruth?

He'satotalflake.

事实上他唯一像超人的方面Infact,theonlywayhe'slikeSuperman...

就是他们都是非法移民isthattheybothlandedinthiscountryillegally.

我怎么这么紧张呀Ican'tbelieveI'msonervous.

他们会喜欢我们的我们就表现真我就行了They'regonnaloveus.Let'sjustbeourselves.

或者稍微低调一些0raslightlytoned-downversionofourselves.

我只是不想这又变成"小卡秀"Ijustdon'twantthistobecomeanepisodeof"TheCamShow."

-天呐大家都喜欢"小卡秀"-我知道-0h,mygosh.Peoplelove"TheCamShow."-Yes,Iknow.

-你也看"小卡秀"-我确实看-Youwatch"TheCamShow."-Idowatchit.

-是提前预约才能看到-好吧-It'sappointmentviewing.-Okay.

-你好-你们好是参加亲子课的吗-Hi!

-Hi!

AreyouhereforToddlerTime?

是的我是米奇尔这是卡梅隆Yes.I-I'mMitchell.ThisisCameron.

-还有我们的女儿莉莉-你好-AndthishereisLily.-Hello.

真好欢迎呀0h,well!

Welcome.

我们在这儿轮流吹气球呢We'realloverheretakingturnsblowingbubbles.

多好玩啊对小孩子而言Well,hownicefor...thebabies.

是啊Mm-hmm.

恐怕我会招架不住啊Thisisgonnabereallydifficult.

才跟我保证过了不到10分钟Tenminutesaftermakingapromisetome,

他就把车不上锁扔在这里heleaveshisbikeunlocked.

我现在满脑子都是克莱尔的河东狮吼AllIcanhearisClaire'svoiceinmyhead-

"他不知道负责任"He'snotresponsible.

你根本不该给他买车"Younevershouldhavegivenhimabike."

我知道我模仿克莱尔超像的Iknow.IdoaprettygoodClaire.

所以我决定给他个教训SoIdecidedtoteachhimalesson...

让他以为自己的车被偷了andlethimthinkhisbikewasstolen.

我知道这手段有点恶劣AndIknowthatsoundskindofrough,

但有时候做爹的就要狠一些butsometimesit'sadad'sjobtobethetoughguy.

不好意思谢谢Excuseme!

Thankyou.

左边我的左边你右边Onyourleft!

Myleft.Yourright!

大家好今天有个新家庭加入我们Everyone,wehaveanewfamilyjoiningustoday.

大家好我是米奇尔一名律师Hi.I'm,uh,Mitchell,andIamalawyer.

我是卡梅隆暂时待业I-I'mCameron,andI'mcurrentlynotworking,

所以我有很多时间烹饪打篮球还有whichgivesmemoretimetogrillandshootbasketsand-

还有这是莉莉AndthisisLily.

好我们以问候舞作为开场舞Okay,we'regonnastartwiththeHelloDance,

然后玩积木手指画andthenwe'regonnamoveontoblocks,thenfingerpainting,

最后跳"家庭之舞"andthenwe'regonnadoourFamilyDance.

好了谁想先开始Allright.Whowantstostartusoff?

P.J小朋友先来Danceusin,P.J.!

-她真可爱-谢谢夸奖-She'sadorable.-Oh,thankyou.

-7个月大吗-8个月-Sevenmonths?

-Uh,eight.

噢会抓东西了吗会走路了吗0h!

Isshegrabbingorscootingyet?

是的都会呢Yes.Absolutely.

我是说她不是手在乱抓就是脚在乱走Imean,whenshe'snotgrabbin',sheis-sheisscootin'.

泰勒进来跳吧Danceusin,Tyler!

准备好了吗好的来吧Areyouready?

Okay.Herewego.

小卡莉莉还不会抓不会走呢Cam,Lilyisnotgrabbingorscootingyet.

现在还不会以后会的Well,she'snotdoingityet,butshewilleventually.

不你看那么多小孩No,but,see,alotoftheseotherkids,

他们都在抓东西they're-they'regrabbing.

我只是给拿着I-Ijust-Here.Come-

莉莉你看积木Lily.Lookattheblock,huh?

把积木拿起来莉莉Grabtheblock,Lily.

-抓着H-该你上场了莉莉-Grabthe"H."-Dance