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老友记台词

Ooh,yeah.MapleTerrace.

Igothim.

Totalcovertoperation.GottobelikeaStealth.

Hey,Sam.

Onmymark.Three,two,one.

Banzai!

Lou,it'sPeek.

Lou.Areyouthere?

It'sPeek.

What?

What?

Where?

I'mpickingupafaintsignal.

Maybeit'saglitch.Youbettercheckitout.

Okay.I'llgolook.

Becareful,kid.

I'managent.

I'masecretagent.

I'maone-dogarmy.

Turnover.

Bugactivated.

Peek?

Hello?

Peek?

Seemsclear.

Probablyjustasquirrel.I'llletButchknow.

-Butch,whatdoIdo?

-Bitethem.

What?

JustdoasIsay.

Left!

Rightpaw!

Again!

Rollover!

That'sagooddoggy.Pawsup!

Donkeykick!

Comeon,kid,givethemthehaymaker!

Ichangedmymind.CallmetheClawofLingChow!

LingChowthis!

Cleanuponaisle.

Humans!

Retreatwithhonor.

Ihaveabat.

Ihaveamitt,andI'mnotafraidtouseit.

Baddog.

You'reluckyyou'resocute.

-DoomMachine.-Hey,guys.

-You'restillalive.-Yep.Allfivelimbs.

Youowemefivesmokedpigears.

You'restillstanding.Youallright?

Didyouseeme?

Right,leftandrightandleft--

Yougotcocky.Youthinkthisisagame?

Thisisn'taboutcodenames,littleboys,orfriends.

It'saboutguardingthatlab.Nothingelse.

Sam,Peek,sealthatchimney.

Cats.

Don'ttheyeverquit?

TheBrodyshavethebestgarbage.

-Goon.Takeabite.-Oh,my.

Thisiswhattheygettoeat?

Whatagyp.

I'mgladyoulikedit.

-IthoughtIwasastraytoolong.-Stray?

Cool.

I'venevermetastray.

Actually,Iprefer"domesticallychallenged."

MissChallenged,sorry,butyougottaleave.

-Myordersareclear.Ican't--Orders?

Yep.I'masecretagent.

Anagent?

You'resmallforanagent.Shouldn'tyoubehavingfun?

Idon'thavetime.

Toughguy.

Stopwiththeagentstuff.Okay?

Youhaveyourownkidtoplaywith.Don'ttakeitforgranted.

Whereyougoing?

Couldyoudothatagain?

Nexttimetheboytalkstoyou,tiltyourheadandperkyourears.

You'llseewhatI'mtalkingabout.

Anddomeafavor.TellButchIvy'sbackintown.

What'reyoulookingat?

Iguessyou'rekindofcute.

Lookwhoitis.Igotyou.

LastnightyourmotherandIhadaconversation...

...thatmademethinkthatmaybe...

...youandIshouldtalk...

...aboutyouandmeandmybigproject.

Youwanttositdown?

Oh,yeah.Sure,sure.

Yourmommademethinkthat....

Well,I'mcomingtoyoursoccertryoutthisafternoon.

No,youdon'thaveto.

But....

Really?

Okay.

Yeah!

Okay.

-Oh,good.Cool.Cool.-Cool.

Youdon'twanttobelateforschool.

Yeah,Iam.

-Seeyou,Dad.-Seeyou.

Go,go,go!

I'llbecheeringforyou!

Ourteamisred-hotYourteamain'tdoodly-squat

Istunk.Worsethanstunk.

Scotty?

Haveyouseenthislittle--

Tryouts!

Wow.Hereallydoesstink.

Guessitdidn'tgosowell,huh?

Whatdidthecoachsay?

Hesaidtryoutsforthegirls'teamareonMonday.

-Soccer.-I'minthemiddle--

-Soccer.-No,thankyou.Imustget--

Soccer.

-Iforgot.Ihadabreakthrough--Iknowyou'rebusy....

Heisyourson.

Ihadabreakthrough.

Iknow.Iknow.I'msorry.

Goodboy.

Abeautifulsight.

Yousaidwe'dnottalkagain.

-NowIhaveareason.-Sparemethelecture.

Forgivemefornotteachinghimthefinerpointsofbeingscratched.

Now,Ihaveajobtodo.

Younevercomplainedwhenyourbellywasscratched.

Underthemoon?

Beforeamission?

You'dcallmeLambChopandblush...

...wheneverIcalledyouLiverSnap.

Bringinguphistory...

...isbarkingupthewrongtree.I'llsaythisonce:

Stayawayfromthekid.

Mr.Mason,Ihavesomeonetoseeyou.

It'sMr.Tinklestime,Mr.Mason.

Tonighthe'swearingsomethingveryspecialforyou.

There.

Doesthatmakeyouhappy,Mr.Mason?

Areyouhappynow?

Seehowhappyyoumakehim?

Youmakehisheartgo"boop."

Ileaveyoutwoyoungthingstogether.

Evildoesnotwearabonnet!

Isshegone?

DidGenghisKhanwearabonnet?

AttilatheHun?

No.

Heworeafurryhat.Maybeablackbonnet?

Theninjasfailed.Failureisunacceptable.

Iftheyshowtheirfaces,youknowwhattodo.

Tellthemtowashwithaloofahsponge.Kidding.

Thiscan'tbehappening.Iwantthemeliminated!

Maybewecanlookattheglassashalf-full.

That'swhatIliketodo.

Puttingahappyfaceonthings.Interestingphilosophy.

Didyouforgetwe'retakingovertheworld?

!

Theclock'sticking.

We'veasmallmarginforerror.Tomorrow...

...youwillsendintheRussian.

I'llcallyouback.

Adisturbanceoccurredatatop-secretallergy...

...researchlab.

Bogeyinthewire.

-Yougothim?

-No.

Closingfast.

Ican'tsee.There'safog.

It'syourhair,Sam.Blowup.

Holdon.Mom'sback.

Oh,no.

Lookatthelittlekitty.

Lookatthekitty.Oh,yeah.

That'sagoodboy.

He'sjustalittlelostkitty.

Andwe'regoingtokeephim.Yes,weare.

Don'teather.

Oh,look.See?

Lookhowmuchshelikesyou.

Dave,I'verunintoabitasnag.

You'llhavetoshowthehousewithoutme.Oh,hangon.

Whatisthat?

Isthatahairball?

I'llgogetyousomewater.Notyou,Dave.I'llbetheresoon.

Hangon.

I'montoyou.You'reintrouble.

Ithinknot,babypuppy.Youareintrouble.

Yuck!

FromRussiawithlove.

Stealthpoop.

Idon'thavetimeforthis.

Baddog.

Whatdowegot?

-ARussianBlue.-Andanumberinsector.

Thatsteamerwasbiggerthanme.

Nicework.Sitthisoneout.

-Isshegone?

-Idon'tseeher.

ButIwasframed!

Wait,Iwanttohelp.

-Lookout.Code.-Quick,smellmybutt.

Allright,breakitup.

Coldnose!

PieceofjunkAmericandoor.

IcannotbelieveIdothisjobforhalfprice.

AndthisTinkles,heisjerk.Hetalktoomuchandshedallover.

-Movingfast.-Movingwest.

-Movingwest-east.-Onherwaytothecorner.

-Andshe'sout.-Andshe'sout.

Oh,man,it'slocked.

Whatdotheyknow?

Iworkhard,bringhometheMeowMix.

-What'shedoing?

-Kid!

What?

Dogs!

Takethis!

Missed.

Run!

Comeon,kid.Hurry!

Watchit!

He'scomingin!

-There'sabombatthelabdoor.-We'reonit.

Doggies,whynotcomeoutandplay?

-Guys!

-Comeon,man!

Thebomb.Thebomb!

I'mgoingforthebomb.

-Youdistracthim.-Whyme?

-Youwantedtohelp.-Comeon!

Comeon!

-Stupidcat!

-That'llgethisattention.

-Thedresser'scomingdown.-No,no!

Butch.Thebomb.Yougotseconds.

Isaidwe'reonit.

Youneedangermanagement.

Boomerang!

Lookout,kid!

Nicecatch.

Human!

Phone.

Hangon,Butch!

Hey,puppy,fetch.

No!

Wait!

Allright!

Aflyingdog.

Holdon,kid.

-Hurry!

Thebomb!

-Thebomb.

-Getoffme,furball!

-Fight!

Takehim.I'llgoforthebomb.

Tenseconds.

Youfightlikeapoodle.

Thebooksayscuttheredwire.

We'redogs.We'recolorblind!

Right.Thedarkgrayone!

Oh,no.

Don'ttouchit!

Comeon.

Please!

That'stheone!

Thinkyouhavewon?

Remotedetonator!

Oh,good.

Comehere,Lou.

-Niceoutfit.-Comehere.

Ouch!

Hangon.Gooddoggy.

It'sbulbous.

That'sabreakthrough.IfIcanonlyfind....

...alittleproteinsynthesisandanelectrostaticcharge...

...itshouldsustainthecompound....

Goodjobwiththeboomerang.You'reactinglikeanagent.

-Wasthatacompliment?

-Henevercomplimentsme.

Sam,Peek,callinaclean-upcrew.