老友记台词.docx

1、老友记台词Ooh, yeah. Maple Terrace. I got him. Total covert operation. Got to be like a Stealth. Hey, Sam. On my mark. Three, two, one. Banzai! Lou, its Peek. Lou. Are you there? Its Peek. What? What? Where? Im picking up a faint signal. Maybe its a glitch. You better check it out. Okay. Ill go look. Be

2、careful, kid. Im an agent. Im a secret agent. Im a one-dog army. Turn over. Bug activated. Peek? Hello? Peek? Seems clear. Probably just a squirrel. Ill let Butch know. -Butch, what do I do? -Bite them. What? Just do as I say. Left! Right paw! Again! Roll over! Thats a good doggy. Paws up! Donkey ki

3、ck! Come on, kid, give them the haymaker! I changed my mind. Call me the Claw of Ling Chow! Ling Chow this! Clean up on aisle . Humans! Retreat with honor. I have a bat. I have a mitt, and Im not afraid to use it. Bad dog. Youre lucky youre so cute. -Doom Machine. -Hey, guys. -Youre still alive. -Ye

4、p. All five limbs. You owe me five smoked pig ears. Youre still standing. You all right? Did you see me? Right, left and right and left- You got cocky. You think this is a game? This isnt about code names, little boys, or friends. Its about guarding that lab. Nothing else. Sam, Peek, seal that chimn

5、ey. Cats. Dont they ever quit? The Brodys have the best garbage. -Go on. Take a bite. -Oh, my. This is what they get to eat? What a gyp. Im glad you liked it. -I thought I was a stray too long. -Stray? Cool. Ive never met a stray. Actually, I prefer domestically challenged. Miss Challenged, sorry, b

6、ut you gotta leave. -My orders are clear. I cant- -Orders? Yep. Im a secret agent. An agent? Youre small for an agent. Shouldnt you be having fun? I dont have time. Tough guy. Stop with the agent stuff. Okay? You have your own kid to play with. Dont take it for granted. Where you going? Could you do

7、 that again? Next time the boy talks to you, tilt your head and perk your ears. Youll see what Im talking about. And do me a favor. Tell Butch Ivys back in town. Whatre you looking at? I guess youre kind of cute. Look who it is. I got you. Last night your mother and I had a conversation. . . . . .th

8、at made me think that maybe. . . . . .you and I should talk. . . . . .about you and me and my big project. You want to sit down? Oh, yeah. Sure, sure. Your mom made me think that. . . . Well, Im coming to your soccer tryout this afternoon. No, you dont have to. But. . . . Really? Okay. Yeah! Okay. -

9、Oh, good. Cool. Cool. -Cool. You dont want to be late for school. Yeah, I am. -See you, Dad. -See you. Go, go, go! Ill be cheering for you! Our team is red-hot Your team aint doodly-squat I stunk. Worse than stunk. Scotty? Have you seen this little- Tryouts! Wow. He really does stink. Guess it didnt

10、 go so well, huh? What did the coach say? He said tryouts for the girls team are on Monday. -Soccer. -Im in the middle- -Soccer. -No, thank you. I must get- Soccer. -I forgot. I had a breakthrough- -I know youre busy. . . . He is your son. I had a breakthrough. I know. I know. Im sorry. Good boy. A

11、beautiful sight. You said wed not talk again. -Now I have a reason. -Spare me the lecture. Forgive me for not teaching him the finer points of being scratched. Now, I have a job to do. You never complained when your belly was scratched. Under the moon? Before a mission? Youd call me Lamb Chop and bl

12、ush. . . . . .whenever I called you Liver Snap. Bringing up history. . . .is barking up the wrong tree. Ill say this once: Stay away from the kid. Mr. Mason, I have someone to see you. Its Mr. Tinkles time, Mr. Mason. Tonight hes wearing something very special for you. There. Does that make you happ

13、y, Mr. Mason? Are you happy now? See how happy you make him? You make his heart go boop. I leave you two young things together. Evil does not wear a bonnet! Is she gone? Did Genghis Khan wear a bonnet? Attila the Hun? No. He wore a furry hat. Maybe a black bonnet? The ninjas failed. Failure is unacc

14、eptable. If they show their faces, you know what to do. Tell them to wash with a loofah sponge. Kidding. This cant be happening. I want them eliminated! Maybe we can look at the glass as half-full. Thats what I like to do. Putting a happy face on things. Interesting philosophy. Did you forget were t

15、aking over the world?! The clocks ticking. Weve a small margin for error. Tomorrow. . . . . .you will send in the Russian. Ill call you back. A disturbance occurred at a top-secret allergy. .research lab. Bogey in the wire. -You got him? -No. Closing fast. I cant see. Theres a fog. Its your hair, Sa

16、m. Blow up. Hold on. Moms back. Oh, no. Look at the little kitty. Look at the kitty. Oh, yeah. Thats a good boy. Hes just a little lost kitty. And were going to keep him. Yes, we are. Dont eat her. Oh, look. See? Look how much she likes you. Dave, Ive run into a bit a snag. Youll have to show the ho

17、use without me. Oh, hang on. What is that? Is that a hairball? Ill go get you some water. Not you, Dave. Ill be there soon. Hang on. Im on to you. Youre in trouble. I think not, baby puppy. You are in trouble. Yuck! From Russia with love. Stealth poop. I dont have time for this. Bad dog. What do we

18、got? -A Russian Blue. -And a number in sector . That steamer was bigger than me. Nice work. Sit this one out. -Is she gone? -I dont see her. But I was framed! Wait, I want to help. -Look out. Code . -Quick, smell my butt. All right, break it up. Cold nose! Piece of junk American door. I cannot belie

19、ve I do this job for half price. And this Tinkles, he is jerk. He talk too much and shed all over. -Moving fast. -Moving west. -Moving west-east. -On her way to the corner. -And shes out. -And shes out. Oh, man, its locked. What do they know? I work hard, bring home the Meow Mix. -Whats he doing? -K

20、id! What? Dogs! Take this! Missed. Run! Come on, kid. Hurry! Watch it! Hes coming in! -Theres a bomb at the lab door. -Were on it. Doggies, why not come out and play? -Guys! -Come on, man! The bomb. The bomb! Im going for the bomb. -You distract him. -Why me? -You wanted to help. -Come on! Come on!

21、-Stupid cat! -Thatll get his attention. -The dressers coming down. -No, no! Butch. The bomb. You got seconds. I said were on it. You need anger management. Boomerang! Look out, kid! Nice catch. Human! Phone. Hang on, Butch! Hey, puppy, fetch. No! Wait! All right! A flying dog. Hold on, kid. -Hurry!

22、The bomb! -The bomb. -Get off me, furball! -Fight! Take him. Ill go for the bomb. Ten seconds. You fight like a poodle. The book says cut the red wire. Were dogs. Were colorblind! Right. The dark gray one! Oh, no. Dont touch it! Come on. Please! Thats the one! Think you have won? Remote detonator! O

23、h, good. Come here, Lou. -Nice outfit. -Come here. Ouch! Hang on. Good doggy. Its bulbous. Thats a breakthrough. If I can only find. . . . . . .a little protein synthesis and an electrostatic charge. . . . . .it should sustain the compound. . . . Good job with the boomerang. Youre acting like an agent. -Was that a compliment? -He never compliments me. Sam, Peek, call in a clean-up crew.