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摩登家庭第2季第4集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语

OhmyGod,that'ssofreakingfunny.

Iknow,right?

What?

Dadjustwroteanotherclassicone.Tellher.

Idon'tknowabout"Classic,"butherewego.

Idon'tknowabout"Classic,"butherewego.

"Ifyou'relookingforatwo-storyhouse,"

"I'myourman."

"I'lltellyouonestorybeforeyoubuyit"

"andthenanotherstoryafter."

No,youdidn't!

TonightistheS.C.A.R.B..

TheSouthernCaliforniaAnnualRealtor'sBanquet.

Ithinktheyknowwhatitis.

It'sthemotherofall

residential-real-estatebanquets.

Now,forthelastfiveyears,GilThorpehashosted,

butasluckwouldhaveit,

he'shavingasketchy-lookingpolypremove.

Sothey'veaskedmeto..."Philin."

Sothey'veaskedmeto..."Philin."

-SeewhatIdid?

-Oh,yeah.

"Phil."

YouthinkIshouldopenwiththat?

Youbetcha.Youshould.

Philisgonnabomb.

It'snotthathe'snotfun.Heissofun.

He'sjustnotfunny.

It'sprobablymyfault,

becauseIlaughatallofhisjokes.

Withmymouthnotwithmyeyes.

"IseethegreatrealtorMargaretWilsonishere,"

"lookingmorecurvaceousthanever."

"Talkaboutyourballoonpayments."

"Talkaboutyourballoonpayments."

Gloria,dowehavetokeep

thisColombia/Brazilsoccergame?

Yes,Ihaven'tseenityet.

It'sbeensittinginthereforfivemonths.

Imean,Icantellyouwhowins.

Andwhataboutthistwo-hour

"Antiquesroadshow"?

"Antiquesroadshow"?

I'llwatchittoday.

Fine.I'mgonnaplaysomegolf.

No.WhataboutMirabel'sdaughter'sQuinceanera?

No.WhataboutMirabel'sdaughter'sQuinceanera?

Ihonestlydidn'tgetanyofthat.

Mirabel.Sheworksforyou.

Okay.

Herdaughter,Rosalba,iscelebratingherQuinceanera,

her15thbirthday.

Sheinvitedus.Youjustgoingtoignoreit.

Ofcoursenot.Igetthisallthetime.

Ithrowitonmysecretary'sdesk,

andshesendsthemanOmahasteak.

-Ay,Jay.-What?

!

Manny'sright.

TheQuinceaneraisveryimportantintheLatinCulture.

Themomentthefatherdanceswithhislittleprincess.

Ay,Iremembermyownfatherholdingmyhand.

Therewasn'tadryeyeinthecartel.

Butthesepeopledon'twantmethere.

See,they'rejustbeingpolite.

I'mtheboss.

That'swhatyoutellyourself

soyoucanstayabovethem.

Youjustthrowtheman"Obama"Steak

andruntothegolfcourse.

I'mnottryingtostayabovethem.

Ijustdon'tthink

Ihavetogoall"arriba,arriba"withthem.

-Becauseyou'rebetterthanthem?

-No,ofcoursenot.

Imean,I'mbetterthansomeofthem.

Doyouevenknowthesepeople,Jay,hmm?

Orthey'rejustthebacksyoustepon?

Iknowyouliketomakemeoutasanelitist,

butthetruthis,I'mclosewiththesepeople.

Thenproveit.Justgototheparty.

Fine.Onehour.Youdrive.

'CauseIdon'twanttogivemyvalettickettothewrongguy,

haveyoualloverme.

Ay,Jay.

Wheredoyoukeeppoppingoutfrom?

!

So,Camhasstartedworkingoutagain,

whichis--it's--it'sgreat.

He'sfeelinggoodabouthimself,

andIwanthimtobehealthy,

Soitisallgood.

Exceptforonething.

Knock,knock.

Lookwho'sthere.

Maybethere'sapersoninthisworld

wholooksgoodinbikeshorts.

Butmyboyfriendisnotthatperson.

AndI-Ican'ttellhimbecausehegetsincrediblysensitive

abouteventhetiniestcommentconcerninghisphysique.

Hey,IthinkI'mgonnatakethisspinclasstomorrowmorning.

Oh,sure.

Oh,Igetit.Messagereceived.

Ididn'tsayanything!

Ididn'tsayanything!

Okay,can'tyoujustrunlikeanormalperson?

What?

It'stroga.

It'swhat?

Youneverheardoftroga?

Ihateitwhenyoudothat.

What?

"You'veneverheardoftroga?

"

"Younevertriedoctopus?

"

"Youneverdidthisamazingthing"

"Ijustdiscoveredyesterday

butIpretendlikeI'vedonemywholelife?

"

So,trogaistreadmillyoga.

It'sderigueur.

It'sde-dorky.

Whatisyourdealtoday?

I'msorry.Philishostingthatthingtonight,

and--andhe'sbeenwritingjokes.

Ooh,yikes.

Iknow.

AndI'mworriedhe'sgonnahumiliateself

infrontofallthoseimportantpeople.

Ican'tsayanythingbecause--

No,no.Igetit.Igetit.Igetit.

Becauseitwouldhurthimevenmorecomingfromyou.

Yeah.

Youknow,I'mkindofgoingthroughsomethingsimilar

withCamrightnow.

-Why?

-He'sstartedexercisingagain.

Well,that'sgoodforhim.

Yeah.He'swearingbikeshorts.

That'sbadforyou.

AndI'mthelastpersonwhocansayanything,

-becausehe's...-Yeah.

Okay,wait.No,no.Allright.

Youknowthemovie"StrangersOnATrain"?

Youknowthemovie"StrangersOnATrain"?

Hm,Ineversawit.

You'veneverseen"StrangersOnA--"

I'msorry.Greatfilm.

Butit'stheseguys

whobothdiscoverthattheywantsomeoneoutoftheirlives.

Uh-huh.

Sooneoftheguysproposestheperfectcrime.

Theywilldoeachother'smurders.

Weshoulddothat.

Allright,

soIwouldtellCamtolosethebikeshorts?

Keepingmeoutofit.

AndItellPhiltolosethejokes.

Ilikeit.I'min.

-Allright!

-Iamin!

Hey,Mackenzie.Stopit.It'sAlex.

Hey,soIwasthinkinglaterwe'd--

Oh,no.Whateveryouwant.

Callmelater!

OrI'llcallyoulater,or--

So,who'sMackenzie?

Youdon'tknowher.

Oh,IknowMackenzie.

Cute.Popular.

IamMackenzie.

IinventedMackenzie.

Andthewayshe'smakingmysisterrunaround...

It's--it'skindoffunny,but...

Ican'thaveit.It'sbadforthefamily.

Whatareyoudoing?

Iwasabouttocall--

Mackenzie?

Yeah,Iknow.

Nowshutupandletmehelpyou.

Theworldisdividedintotwogroups--

coolgirlsandgirlslikeyou.

Andyouhavebeengivenarareopportunity

tomovefromtheformertothelatter.

Thelattertotheformer.

Whatever.Oh,mygod.You'resuchageek.

Now,doyouwanttobesmart,ordoyouwanttobepopular?

IthinkIwanttobepopular.

Ofcourseyoudo.

Youjustcan'tbesoobviousaboutit.

You'vegivenMackenziewaytoomuchpower,

andyouneedtotakesomeofthatpowerback.

It'sher.

Givemethephone.

Here'swhatyou'regonnasay--

"Hey,Mackenzie.I'mbusy.Callmebacklater."

-Thenyouhangup.-Noway!

Thenyou'renotgettingthephoneback.

Justgiveittome.

"Hey,Mackenzie.I'mbusy.

Callmebacklater."Thenyouhangup.

-Ican't.-Doit.

-No!

-Doit!

Okay!

Damnyou.

Hey,Mackenzie.I'mbusy.Callmebacklater.

Thatwashard.

Ifitwaseasy,everyonewouldbepopular.

Knockknock!

Comeonin!

It'sopen!

IjustwantedtodropofftheseoldbabyclothesforLily.

Oh,that'sright.You'resosweet.

IhopeIdidn'tcomeatabadtime.

Notatall.

IwasjustdecidingwheretotakeLilyforourbikeride--

Thelakeorthepark.

I'mleaningtowardsthepark.

Icanseethat.

Youdidn'thavetodothat.

Youguysareatoucholdclass.

-Well,itisabignightforyou,so.-French.

Thoseguys.

So,haveyougivenanythoughttowhatyoumightsay?

Oh,actually,I'mtryingnottothinkaboutmyactrightnow.

I'mkindoffightingtheoldbutterflies,tobehonest.

That'snormal.

IhearTheJonasBrothersgetscaredbeforeeveryconcert.

NotKevin?

Theguy'sarock.

EspeciallyKevin.

Ican'tbelieveIeverboughtthisforAlex.

Iwishsomebodyhadsaidsomething.

Oh,comeon.Thatwasprobablycute10yearsago.

No,no.Itneverwas.

Andyouknow--

I'mtheexactsamewayaboutmyclothes.

Mostofthetime,great.

Buteverynowandagain,there'sthatoneoutfit.

Ijustwishsomebodywouldbehonestwithmeandsay,

"Whatyou'rewearingisinappropriate."

DoyouknowwhatImean?

IthinkIdo,Claire.

IthinkIdo.

Andmyanswerisyes.

Okay.

Iwouldlovetodressyou.

No,it--Idon'twantyoutodressme.

No.

And...Ioweittoyoutobehonest,

soI'mjustgonnasay

thatyouneedtolosethebicycleshorts.

Excuseme?

They'renotworkingforyou,Cam.

Pleasedon'ttakethispersonally.

Imean,nobodylooksgoodinbikeshorts.

Ijust--IfeelthatIoweittoyoutobehonest.

So,we'regood,right?

-We'regreat.-We'regreat.

-We'regreat.-Oh,great.

Okay.

Youshouldprobablyjustshowyourselfout.

Ihear--Ihearsomecryingdownthehallway.

Lookatthat.That'sagooddad.

Becauseyou'vegotababy,

andyouheareverylittlesound.

Iwouldn'thave--Iwouldn'thaveevennoticed...

crying.

Uh,okay.Allright.

Allyouneedtoknowaboutthisone

isthatSkipWoosnumisawell-knownrealtor

andhe'sold.

Gotit.

SkipWoosnum.Realtor.Old.

Herewego.

I'mnotsayingrealtorSkipWoosnumisold,

butthefirstpropertyheeversold...

wasacave.

You'renot,uh...

notlaughing.

Whyaren'tyoulaughing,uncleMitchell?

'causehedoesn'tthinkit'sfunny,

ormaybe--maybeyoudon'tthinkI'mfunny.

Isthatwhatyou'resaying,Mitch?

No,it's...

Ijustgotit!

Oh.Cave!

-Thatone'skindofathinker.-Yes!

Thereheis.

Allright,now.

Knockitoff,Jay.

Youdon'tknowanyone'snamehere.

Areyoukiddingme?

Carlos!

Luckyguess.

I'mluckyonlyoneturnedaround.

Listen--Ineedafavor.

IoverestimatedthenumberofpeopleIknowatthisparty.

Soyougoaround,introduceyourself,

andI'llhearthenames.

Yourealizeyou'reaskingme

tohelpprovemyownmotherwrong.

I'llpaytwobucksperintroduction.

Allright,well,that'sRamona.

She'scrazyforbingo.

Ramona.

Ramona.

Ramona.

Ramona.

Ramona.

Ramona.

Gloria!

Stopbeingsuchasnob.

ComeoverandmeetmyfriendJulioandhiswife--

uh,I'msorry.Yournameagain?

Kay?

Ithinkyou'rereallygonnahititoffwithKay!

Imean,she'sgonnatellmehowtodress?

!

Sheoughttosticktothingssheknowsmoreabout,

likeovercookingsalmon.

Okay,wait.

So,sheactuallysaid

thatyoudon'tlookgoodinbicycleshorts?

Yes.

"Youdon'tlookgoodinbicycleshorts".

Madness.

Oh,andheresheis.

Okay,youknowwhat?

Ican'tbehere.

I'm--I