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摩登家庭第2季第2集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语

Howcouldwedon'thavethesamenumberofcontainersandlids?

Whywouldtheyevergetseparated?

Built-upresentment,moneyissues,

metayoungerlid.

Mom,where'smysciencehomework?

Uh,it'soverthereonthetable.

So,Alex,honey,what'sgoingon?

Anythingexciting?

No.

-Anyboys?

-No.

I'mfeelingalittlebitdisconnected

fromAlexrightnow.

Lastweek,Ipickeduphercellphone,

thinkingitwasmine.

AndIaccidentallyreadafewflirtytextmessages

thatwereprobablyfromaboyinherclass,

whichisfine.

Orthey'refromadrifter.

Comeon,isn'ttheresomething

youwanttosharewithyourmommers?

Yeah.Don'tcallyourself"Mommers."

Heblewhislidwhenshetriedtocontainhim.

Okay.Whatdoyouthink?

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君君爱爱

-Ilikeit.-Butyoudon'tloveit.

No,Ido.Iloveit.

-Asmuchasyoulovedtheotherone?

-Ooh.

Okay.Mm.

Thehouseisonfire.Ionlyhavetimetograboneshirt.

WhichonedoItake?

ThecorrectansweristakeLily.

Afterthat.

Uh,okay,theblueone.

Becausethegrayonewashesmeout.

No,no.Cam,you--youcan'tgowronghere.

Everythingyou'vetriedonlooksgreat.

Iloveyouinbothofthem.

Oh,you'resonicetome.

Mitchellhasaproblemwithpublicdisplaysofaffection.

Um,Irememberonceatanewyear'seveparty,

strokeofmidnight,hehigh-fivedme.

Twoproblemswiththat--

One,gaysdon'thigh-five.

Two,gaysdon'thigh-five.

I'mhome!

Mmm,whatsmellssogood?

I'mmakingchunchullo,atraditionalColombiandish,

fordinnerwiththefamilytonight.

Chunchullo.

Whatisthat--like,uh,tacos?

Yes,liketacos.

No,itisn't.

-It'sthesmallintestineofapig.-Oh,Geez.

Whycan'tweeatregularfoodlikenormalpeople?

Itoldyou,Jay.

Mygrandmother,whorestsinpeace,

hasbeencomingtomeinmydreams,

tellingmethatI'mlosingtouchwithmyroots.

See,thisisawkward,

becausemydeadunclejoetoldmetohavesteaktonight.

No,no,no,Jay.Havesomerespect.

Mygrandmothercanhearyou.

Whatdoyoumean,shecanhearus?

Well,inourculture,

webelievethatthedeadareallaroundus.

She'sright,Manny.

Shecouldberighthere,

herbonyfingersreachingoutfromthegrave.

Yeah,keepitup,Jay.

There'salreadyonedeadpersoninthisroom.

Youwanttomakeittwo?

I'msorry.I'vegotaprintertoinstall.

Oh,Gloria,haveyourgrandmother

runmeupanicedteainabout10minutes.

Yeah,shehasabetterchanceofmakingthatworkthanyou!

Whydon'tyousaveusthestompingandtheswearingandcallPhil?

He'sgoodatthatstuff.

Betterthanme?

Phil'snotbetterthanmeatanything,

Exceptmaybemakingthatstupidsoundwithhismouth.

Awhat,what

Youspitonme.

Haley,honey,um,Ineedyoutodosomethingforme.

Ugh.Mom,myarmhurts.

Whydon'tyoufindoutwhatitis

beforeyoustartmakingupexcusestogetoutofit?

Okay,whatisit?

Ineedyoutotalktoyoursister.

Ithinkthatthere'ssomethinggoingonwithherandaboy.

So?

So,Iamyourmother,anditismyjobtomakesure

thatyougirlsdon'tgetinvolvedwithapredator.

Okay,mom,stopwatching"Dateline."

Andwhycan'tyoujusttalktoher?

Ihavetriedtotalktoher.

I--shewon'ttalktome.Youknowthat.

That'sbecauseyougetsoweirdeverytimeaboycomesnearus.

I-Ijustdon'twantyougirlsto--

-Tomakethesamemistakesthatyoudid?

-No!

No.

Mom,I'mnotanidiot.

Ipickuponthings.

AndIdon'tthinkthatyouwerethegoodgirl

youpretendyouwere.

Wow.Thatissountrue.

Iwasaverygoodgirl.Mm.

Yourkidsdon'tneedtoknow

Theyneedtoknowwhoyouwishyouwere,

andtheyneedtotrytoliveuptothatperson.

They'regonnafallshort,

butbettertheyfallshortofthefakeyou

thantherealyou.

Whichiswhywedon'thideanything.

That'stheoppositeofwhatIjustsaid.

Iwasnotlistening.

I'llsayitagain--Iloveyouinpaisley.

Oh,letmelockthedooranddrawthecurtains.

Whatdoesthatmean?

-Itdoesn'tmeananything.-Good.

Youknowexactlywhatitmeans.

Youwon'tkissmeinfrontofotherpeople

becauseyou'reashamedofwhoyouare.

And,yes...Iwentthere.

Okay,youcan'tsay,"Yes,Iwentthere,"

whenyougothereallthetime.

And,bytheway,I'mtheonewhomakesspeechesonairplanes

everytimesomeonelooksatusweird.

I'mtheonewhogivesmydadhell

whenhereferstoyouasmy"Friend."

That'sdifferent.That'sconfrontation.

Butyouknowwhattakesrealstrength?

Whining?

-Affection.-Oh,thisisinsane.

Buyingashirt--it'snotakiss-worthymoment.

Oh,Ididn'tknowtherewasanofficiallist.

Please,tellus--whatisonthelist?

I'lltellyouwhat'snotonthelist--

Findingjalapeno-stuffedolives,

makingthelightonmaple,

everytimeweseeaV.W.

Youdon'tlike"Kiss-buggy"?

It'snotarealgame!

It--it'sjustanotherwayforyoutobeneedy.

I--andIdon'tappreciateyoumakingmefeelbad

becauseIcan'tliveuptoyourimpossiblestandards.

Nobodykissesatabowlingalley!

Ialmostgotaturkey!

"Yello"?

Oh,hey,Jay.Justasec.I'llgogetClaire.

Oh,actually,it'syouI'mcalling.

Whatwasthat?

Thecat.There'sacat.What'sup?

Well,Gloria'sbeenmissinghergrandmother.

I'vebeentryingtogetthisoldpictureofherprinted,

butIcan'tgetthisnewprinterto--

I'llberightthere.

Luke,grandpaneedsus!

Hellsyes,Iwasgladtogetthecall.

Jay'salwaysaroundherefixingthings,

crackingjokesaboutmy"Delicatehands"

ormygagresponsetothesmellofpaint.

Lookwhoneedsmenow

Mr.Hot-dogfingerswhocan'tpress"Print"

withouthittingthreeextrakeys.

Yeah!

You'reinmyhousenow,Jay!

T-technically,we'llbeinhishouse,

butwe'llbeinmyarea...

ofhishouse.

So,Ihearyouhaveaboyfriend.

-No,Idon't.-Whoishe?

-I'mnottalkingtoyouaboutthis.-Oh,comeon.

You'refinallyinteresting.Justtellme.

He'snotmyboyfriend.

It'sJeremyReed.

It's--he'sjustthisboythatI--

-Love?

-No!

Well,haveyouguyskissedyet?

No!

Well,whatareyouwaitingfor?

I'mnotwaiting.I'm13.

Andyou'veneverkissboy?

Howoldwereyou?

Like11.

Anditwasbeautiful.

IwasinJacksonKaner'scarpetedgarage.

-11?

-Yeah.

Soyoubettergetonit,

orelsehe'sgonnathinkyou'realesbian.

He'snotgoingtothinkI'malesbian.

Ithoughtyouwere.

Youtotallyhavethesandalsforit.

Let'sseethisbadboy.

Oh,aP-750.Niceunit.

Iwouldhavesprungforthe840,

ButIgetit--

noteveryonecanhandlethatkindofhorsepower.

Ithoughtmaybethecordlessphonewasinterfering,

soIunpluggedit.

Goodidea.Maybeweshouldrundownstairs

andunplugthetoasterwhilewe'reatit.

Oh,snap,dad.

Toaster.

We'rekidding.

Acordlessphoneis5.8gigahertz.Thisiswi-fi.

It'satotallydifferentspectrum.

Walkwithme?

Here'salittletrickthatI'vefoundprettyusefulwithClaire.

Thecomputerandtheprintermusttalk,talk,talk

command-p"Makesthepicturewalk,walk,walk"

Howcomeit'snotworking?

Itshouldbe.

Okay.

Uh,thatshouldbeprinting.

So...

Hey,Phil,I'mgonnagetabeer,beer,beer

BeforeIhityouinthehead,head,head.

Hey.Whatareyoudoinghere?

Hi,Jeremy.Iwanttoaskyousomething.

-Sure,ask-Wait,don'ttalkyet.

Hereisthething.

We'vetextingforawhile,andit'sbeennice,

butIfeellikeit'sleadingtosomethingelse,

andIdon'tknowifyoudoornot,

butIguesswhatI'mtryingtosayis,

I'mjustagirlstandinginfrontofaboy

askingforhimtolikeher.

Oh,god,that'sfrom"Nottinghill."

Sodorky.Butareallyunderratedmovie.

What'shappening?

I'mnotalesbian.

Iwouldlikeforyoutokissme.

Oh,Ilovewatchingyoustir.

ThenIwillstop.

What?

Areyoustillmadatme?

Yes.Youhavetoapologizeformakingfunofmyculture,mybeliefs,

mychunchullo,myabuela.

I'msorry.

IfyouthinkyourGrandmother'sherewithus,

Irespectthat.

Now,comehere.

Oh,Grandma!

Where'dyoucomefrom?

We'regonnahavetogetyoualittlebell.

Enough,Jay!

Mycultureisveryimportanttome!

I'vebeenworkingalldaytoshareitwithyourfamilytonight,

andallyoudoismockme!

Justgo!

Honey,I'msorry.

I'mjustteasingyou.

Insteadofbeingthecomedian,whydon'tyouhelpme?

Whatdoyouneed?

-Slapthechicken.-Dowhat?

InColombia,whenyoucookinhonorofthedeparted,

youhavetoscaredeathawayfromthefood

toprotectthepeoplethataregonnaeatit.

Slapitandyell.

That'sthenuttiest--

-Jay!

-Calmdown.

Givemethechicken.

Herewego.

That'snotscaringanythingaway.

Whenmygrandfatherusedtocook,

thewholehousewouldshake.

Louder.

Higher.

Louder!

Higher!

Louder!

There!

Imadeallthatup.

ThatisnotarealcustominColombia.

We'renotlunatics.

Butyoumesswithus,andwemesswithyou.

That'sthecustom.

Louder!

Hey,honey.Where'dyougo?

Nowhere.Justforabikeride.

Oh,mygod!

Puh-leasetellmethistextiswrong!

Didyoureallyjustgoovertothatkid'shouse

andtryandkisshiminfrontofamillionpeople?

!

-Alex,didyoudothat?

-Yougotatext?

Oh,yeah.Everybodyknows.

Doyouknowhowembarrassingthisisforme?

!

Thisisallyourfault!

You'retheonewhosaidIhadtokisshimorIwasalesbian!

Haley!

Didyousaythattoher?

!

Oh,don'tturnthisonme.Lookathershoes!

Ugh!

I'mnevergoingbacktoschoolnow.

No,sweetheart.Yes,youare.Youaregoingbacktoschool.

Butlistentome--Justbecauseaboysendsyouflirtytexts.

Doesn'tmeanthat

-youhavetotexthimback-what?

!

Youreadmytexts?

!

-I...-Youreadhertexts?

!

That'swhyyoumademetalktoher?

!

Youmadehertalktome?

!

Ikindoffeellikewe'respi