高中英语《Frinds老友记》第7季中英文对照完整剧本721 The One With The Vo.docx
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高中英语《Frinds老友记》第7季中英文对照完整剧本721TheOneWithTheVo
721TheOneWithTheVows
[Scene:
MonicaandChandler's,MonicaisatthekitchentableandChandlerisinthelivingroom.]
Monica:
Doyourealizethatfourweeksfromtodaywe’regettingmarried?
Fourweeksbaby!
!
Fourweeks!
!
!
Chandler:
Doyourealizeyougetloudereachweek?
Monica:
There’sstillsomuchtodo.Haveyouwrittenyourvowsyet?
Chandler:
IfiguredI’dbuythose.Pat,I’dliketobuyavow.（Laughs）
Monica:
Sweetie,youknowIhavenosenseofhumorwhenitcomestothewedding.
Chandler:
Right.Souh,haveyouwrittenyoursyet?
Monica:
No!
ButIknowexactlywhatI’mgoingtosay.
Chandler:
DoyouhappentoknowwhatI’mgoingtosay?
Monica:
（handinghimapadofpaperandapen）Let’sjustdoitrightnow.Okay?
Itwon’tbehard.Justsaywhat’sinyourheart.（Shegoesback,sitsdown,andstartsfeverishlywriting.）
Chandler:
（watchinginher）（inhishead）Lookathergo!
ShemustlovememorethanIloveher!
What’swrongwithme?
Ooh,don’topenthatdoor.
OpeningCredits
[Scene:
JoeyandRachel's,ChandlerisgettinghelpwritinghisvowsfromJoeyandRoss.]
Chandler:
（writing）Monica,therearenowords…（ToJoeyandRoss）Therearenowords!
Thisshouldnotbethishard!
Joey:
Allright,uh…（ToRoss）Ohhey,you’vedonethisbeforeRoss,wellwhatdidyousaywhenyoumadeupyourvows?
Ross:
WellwithCarol,IpromisednevertoloveanotherwomanuntilthedayIdie.Shemadenosuchpromise.
Chandler:
I’msopathetic!
Monicaknowswhatshewantstosay!
Youshould’veseenher.Writing,writing,writing!
[Scene:
MonicaandChandler's,Monicahashitawriter’sblockasRachelandPhoebeenter.]
Rachel:
Monicawhat?
Phoebe:
What?
!
Rachel:
Whatistheemergency?
!
Monica:
Youhavetohelpme!
I’msupposedtobewritingmyvowsandallIhaveisthis!
（Showsthemwhatshe’sbeenworkingon.）
Rac
hel:
Well,Iliketheprettylittledrawingofyouintheweddingdress.
Monica:
Thankyou.
Phoebe:
Yeah,exceptyourbreastslookkindasmall.（Points.）
Monica:
Thosearemyeyes!
Thosearemybreasts.（Points.）
Phoebe:
Oh!
Yeah!
（Monicaglaresather.）
[Cuttotheguys.]
Ross:
Well,whydon’tyoujuststartwithsomethingsimple.Likeumm,MonicafromthemomentImetyou,IknewIlovedyou.
Chandler:
Yeah,I’mnotsureIcandothat.
[FlashbacktowhenChandlerwasintroducedtoMonicainTheOneWithTheThanksgivingFlashbacks.]
Ross:
...everyone,thisisChandler!
FatMonica:
Hi,I'mRoss'slittlesister.
Chandler:
（seeingher）Okay.
[Cuttothegirls.]
Rachel:
Okay.Okay.Okay.Umm,maybeyoucanstartwith,"Chandler,eventhoughwewerefriends;therewasapartofmethatalwaysknewIwa
ntedmore."
[FlashbacktoTheOneWithTheJellyfish,ChandlerandMonicaarelyingonthebeach.]
Chandler:
Allright,there’sanuclearholocaust,I’mthelastmanonEarth.Wouldyougooutwithme?
Monica:
Ennnh.
[Cutbacktothegirls.]
Monica:
Ooh,areweallowedtolieinthevows?
!
Phoebe:
Wellmaybeyoudon’ttalkaboutyourfeelingsbackthen.Maybeyoujustsaysomethingabouty’knowallthethingsthathe’staughtyou.Like…（Theyalltrytothinkaboutoneexampleanddon’tsucceed.）Orallthethingsyoutaughthim.
[FlashbacktoTheOneWithPhoebe'sUterus,MonicaisteachingChandlerhowtoturnawomanon.They'reinMonicaandRachel'sapartmentandMonicahasjustdrawnadiagramofawoman.]
Monica:
Noweverybodyknowsthebasicerogenouszones.（Shestartslabellingthem）Yougotone,twothree,four（Chandlerisshockedtofindoutthere’smorethanthree）,five,six,andseven!
Chandler:
（shocked）Thereareseven?
!
（Pointstoone）That’sone?
Monica:
It’skindofanimportantone!
Chandler:
Oh,y’know-y’knowwhat,Iwaslookingatitupsidedown.
Rachel:
Well,y’know,sometimesthathelps.（Sherealiseswhatthatcould’vemeant.）
Monica:
Allright.Umm,youcoulduhstartoutwithalittle1,a2,a1-2-3,3,5,a4,a3-2,2,a2-4-6,2-4-6,4,（Rachelstartsgettingworkedup）2,2,4-7,5-7,6-7,7…7..…7…7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7…（mouths7）!
（Theybothleanbackonthecouchsatisfied.）
[Cuttotheguys.]
Joey:
Oh,Igotit!
Howaboutsayingsomethinglike,"Monica…
Chandler:
（writing）Monica…
Joey:
"…whenIlookbackoverourtimetogether…"
Chandler:
（writeswhatJoeysaidandwaitsforhimtogoon）Yeah?
Joey:
Well,Ican’tdoeverything!
Lookbackoveryourtimetogether.
[ThisstartsaseriesofflashbacksbeginningwithMonicaandChandlerinthewaitingroominTheOneWiththeBirth.]
Phoebe:
Oh,look,twins.Hi,guys.Oh,cute,cute.
Monica:
Nofair.Idon'tevenhaveone.Howcometheygettwo?
Chandler:
You'llgetone.
Monica:
Ohyeah?
When?
Chandler:
Allright.I'lltellyouwhat.Whenwe're40,ifneitheroneofusaremarried,whatdoyousayyouandIgettogetherandhaveone?
Monica:
Whywon'tIbemarriedwhenI'm40?
Chandler:
Oh,no,no.Ijustmeanthypothetically.
Monica:
Ok,hypothetically,whywon'tIbemarriedwhenI'm40?
Chandler:
No,no,no.
Monica:
Whatisit?
Istheresomethingfundamentallyunmarriableaboutme?
Chandler:
（trapped）Uh,uh.
Monica:
Well?
Chandler:
DearGod!
Thisparachuteisaknapsack!
（throwshimselfoverthebackofthechairhewassittingin）
[CuttoRossleapingintoChandler’sHotelroominLondoninTheOneWithRoss’sWedding.]
Ross:
（Screaming）I’mgettingmarriedtoday!
!
Ahh,whoo-hoo!
!
（Herunsbackoutthedoor.）
Monica:
（Comesupforbelowthecoversandlooksconcerned.）DoyouthinkheknewIwashere?
（ChandlerquicklylooksatMonicanotknowingwhattosay.）
[CuttoChandleropeningthedoortohisandJoey’sapartmenttorevealMonicastandingtherewithaturkeyonherheadinTheOneWithTheThanksgivingFlashbacks.]
Chandler:
Nicetry.
Monica:
Wait,wait,wait!
（SheputsaShriner'shatontheturkey.）
Chandler:
Look,Monica…
Monica:
Look!
（Sheputsabig,yellowpairofsunglassesonthebird.）
Chandler:
Thisisnotgoingtowork.
Monica:
Ibetthiswillwork!
（ShestartsdancingandChandlercracksup.）
Chandler:
Youaresogreat!
Iloveyou!
（Monicastopssuddenlyandturnsaroundslowly.）
Monica:
What?
Chandler:
Nothing!
Isaid,Isaid"You'resogreat"andthenIjust,
Ijuststoppedtalking!
Monica:
Yousaidyoulovedme!
Ican'tbelievethis!
Chandler:
NoIdidn't!
Monica:
Ye
s,youdid!
Chandler:
NoIdidn't!
Monica:
Youloveme!
Chandler:
NoIdon't!
Stopit!
Stopit!
Stopit!
Stopit!
（JoeywalksinandseesMonica.Hefreaksoutandrunsbackintothehallway,screaming.）
[CuttoChandlertryingtohinttoMonicathathewantedtomoveinwithherinTheOneAfterVegas.]
Chandler:
Y’knowIwasthinking,whatifIuh,unpackhere?
Monica:
Thenallyourstuffwouldbehere.
Chandler:
Well,whatifallmystuffwashere?
Monica:
Thenyou’dbegoi
ngbackandforthallthetime,Imeanitdoesn’tmakeanysense.
Chandler:
Okay.WhatifwelivedtogetherandyouunderstandwhatI’msaying?
[CuttoChandlerenteringhisandMonica’sapartmentalightwithathousandcandlesinTheOneWithTheProposal.]
（HewalksdejectedlyintohisapartmenttofinditlitwithaboutathousandcandlesandMonicastandingintheli
vingroom.）
Monica:
Youwantedittobeasurprise.
（HeturnstolookatJoeywhosmilesslylyandclosesthedoorleavingthemalone.）
Chandler:
OhmyGod.
（Monicagetsdownononeknee.）
Monica:
Chandler…Inallmylife…IneverthoughtIwouldbesolucky.（Startingtocry.）Asto…fallinlovewithmybest…mybest…There’sareasonwhygirlsdon’tdothis!
Chandler:
Okay!
（Hejoinsherononeknee）Okay!
Okay!
I'lldoit!
OhGod,Ithought…（Startingtocry,pauses）Waitaminute,I-Icandothis.（Pause）IthoughtthatitmatteredwhatIsaidorwhereIsaidit.ThenIrealizedtheonlythingthatmattersisthatyou,（Pause）youmake
mehappierthanIeverthoughtIcouldbe.（Startingtocryagain.）Andifyou’llletme,Iwillspendtherestofmylifetryingtomakeyoufeelthesameway.（Pauseashegetsoutthering.）Monica,willyoumarryme?
Monica:
Yes.
（Thecrowdgoeswildasheputstheringonherfinger.Theyhugandkissthistimeasanengagedcouple.）
Joey:
（yellingthroughthedoor）Canwecomeityet?
!
We’redyingouthere!
Monica:
Comein!
Comein!
（Joey,Rachel,andPhoebeburstthroughthedoor.）We’reengaged!
!
!
（Everyonescreamsandhasagrouphug.）
CommercialBreak
[Scene:
CentralPerk,PhoebeandRachelareonthecouchasJoeyandRossenter.]
Joey:
Hey!
Ross:
Hey!
Rachel:
Hey!
Phoebe:
Hey!
Rachel:
Hey,whathaveyouguysbeenupto?
Ross:
Oh,wewerehelpingChandlerwritehisvows,buthekickedusoutbecauseJoeykeptmakinginappropriatesuggestions.
Joey:
Howis"Monica,Iloveyoursweetass,"inappropriate?
Ross:
How’sMonicacomingalongwithhervows?
Phoebe:
Welllet’sjustsayitsshe’sluckyshehasasweetass,‘causeshe’snotsogoodatthewriting.
Ross:
Ican’tbelieveinfourweeksthey’regonnabemarried!
Phoebe:
Welllet’sjusthopeitworks.Y’knownineoutoftenmarriagesendindivorce?
Ross:
Phoebethat’snottrue.
Phoebe:
Yeah,you’reright.How’stheMrs.?
Rachel:
Ican’tbelievethey’vebeentogetherforthreeyears.
Joey:
（shocked）Hasitbeenthatlong?
!
Ross:
Believeme,itseemslikelessbecausetheyhiditfromusforsolong.
[FlashbacktoJoeyinterruptingabathMonicaandChandleraresharinginTheOneWithAllTheKissing.MonicadivesunderwaterasJoeyopensthedoor.]
（TheymoveintokissbutareinterruptedbyJoeyknockingonthedoor.）
Joey:
Hey,it'sme!
I'mcomin'in!
（MonicaquicklydivesunderthewaterasJoeyenters.HelooksalittleshockedatwhatChandler'sdoing.）
Chandler:
I'vehadaverylong,hardday.
Joey:
Ahh,I'mgonnagogetsomechicken.Wantsome?
Chandler:
Ahh,nothanks.Nochicken,
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