高中英语《Frinds老友记》第7季中英文对照完整剧本721 The One With The Vo.docx

1、高中英语Frinds老友记第7季中英文对照完整剧本721 The One With The Vo721 The One With The VowsScene: Monica and Chandlers, Monica is at the kitchen table and Chandler is in the living room.Monica: Do you realize that four weeks from today were getting married? Four weeks baby! Four weeks!Chandler: Do you realize you get

2、 louder each week?Monica: Theres still so much to do. Have you written your vows yet?Chandler: I figured Id buy those. Pat, Id like to buy a vow. (Laughs)Monica: Sweetie, you know I have no sense of humor when it comes to the wedding.Chandler: Right. So uh, have you written yours yet?Monica: No! But

3、 I know exactly what Im going to say.Chandler: Do you happen to know what Im going to say?Monica: (handing him a pad of paper and a pen) Lets just do it right now. Okay? It wont be hard. Just say whats in your heart. (She goes back, sits down, and starts feverishly writing.)Chandler: (watching in he

4、r) (in his head) Look at her go! She must love me more than I love her! Whats wrong with me? Ooh, dont open that door.Opening CreditsScene: Joey and Rachels, Chandler is getting help writing his vows from Joey and Ross.Chandler: (writing) Monica, there are no words (To Joey and Ross) There are no wo

5、rds! This should not be this hard!Joey: All right, uh (To Ross) Oh hey, youve done this before Ross, well what did you say when you made up your vows?Ross: Well with Carol, I promised never to love another woman until the day I die. She made no such promise.Chandler: Im so pathetic! Monica knows wha

6、t she wants to say! You shouldve seen her. Writing, writing, writing!Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Monica has hit a writers block as Rachel and Phoebe enter.Rachel: Monica what? Phoebe: What?!Rachel: What is the emergency?!Monica: You have to help me! Im supposed to be writing my vows and all I have

7、is this! (Shows them what shes been working on.)Rachel: Well, I like the pretty little drawing of you in the wedding dress.Monica: Thank you.Phoebe: Yeah, except your breasts look kinda small. (Points.)Monica: Those are my eyes! Those are my breasts. (Points.)Phoebe: Oh! Yeah! (Monica glares at her.

8、)Cut to the guys.Ross: Well, why dont you just start with something simple. Like umm, Monica from the moment I met you, I knew I loved you.Chandler: Yeah, Im not sure I can do that.Flashback to when Chandler was introduced to Monica in The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks.Ross: .everyone, this i

9、s Chandler!Fat Monica: Hi, Im Rosss little sister.Chandler: (seeing her) Okay.Cut to the girls.Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Umm, maybe you can start with, Chandler, even though we were friends; there was a part of me that always knew I wanted more.Flashback to The One With The Jellyfish, Chandler and M

10、onica are lying on the beach.Chandler: All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?Monica: Ennnh.Cut back to the girls.Monica: Ooh, are we allowed to lie in the vows?!Phoebe: Well maybe you dont talk about your feelings back then. Maybe you just say some

11、thing about yknow all the things that hes taught you. Like (They all try to think about one example and dont succeed.) Or all the things you taught him.Flashback to The One With Phoebes Uterus, Monica is teaching Chandler how to turn a woman on. Theyre in Monica and Rachels apartment and Monica has

12、just drawn a diagram of a woman.Monica: Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. (She starts labelling them) You got one, two three, four (Chandler is shocked to find out theres more than three), five, six, and seven!Chandler: (shocked) There are seven?! (Points to one) Thats one?Monica: Its k

13、ind of an important one!Chandler: Oh, yknow-yknow what, I was looking at it upside down.Rachel: Well, yknow, sometimes that helps. (She realises what that couldve meant.)Monica: All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, (Rachel star

14、ts getting worked up) 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7 7.77-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7(mouths 7)! (They both lean back on the couch satisfied.)Cut to the guys.Joey: Oh, I got it! How about saying something like, MonicaChandler: (writing) MonicaJoey: when I look back over our time togetherChandler: (writes what Joe

15、y said and waits for him to go on) Yeah?Joey: Well, I cant do everything! Look back over your time together.This starts a series of flashbacks beginning with Monica and Chandler in the waiting room in The One With the Birth.Phoebe: Oh, look, twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute, cute.Monica: No fair. I dont ev

16、en have one. How come they get two?Chandler: Youll get one.Monica: Oh yeah? When?Chandler: All right. Ill tell you what. When were 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?Monica: Why wont I be married when Im 40?Chandler: Oh, no, no. I just meant hyp

17、othetically.Monica: Ok, hypothetically, why wont I be married when Im 40?Chandler: No, no, no.Monica: What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?Chandler: (trapped) Uh, uh.Monica: Well?Chandler: Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack! (throws himself over the back of the chair

18、 he was sitting in)Cut to Ross leaping into Chandlers Hotel room in London in The One With Rosss Wedding.Ross: (Screaming) Im getting married today! Ahh, whoo-hoo!(He runs back out the door.)Monica: (Comes up for below the covers and looks concerned.) Do you think he knew I was here? (Chandler quick

19、ly looks at Monica not knowing what to say.)Cut to Chandler opening the door to his and Joeys apartment to reveal Monica standing there with a turkey on her head in The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks.Chandler: Nice try.Monica: Wait, wait, wait! (She puts a Shriners hat on the turkey.)Chandler:

20、 Look, MonicaMonica: Look! (She puts a big, yellow pair of sunglasses on the bird.)Chandler: This is not going to work.Monica: I bet this will work! (She starts dancing and Chandler cracks up.)Chandler: You are so great! I love you!(Monica stops suddenly and turns around slowly.)Monica: What?Chandle

21、r: Nothing! I said, I said Youre so great and then I just, I just stopped talking!Monica: You said you loved me! I cant believe this!Chandler: No I didnt!Monica: Yes, you did!Chandler: No I didnt!Monica: You love me!Chandler: No I dont! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!(Joey walks in and sees Moni

22、ca. He freaks out and runs back into the hallway, screaming.)Cut to Chandler trying to hint to Monica that he wanted to move in with her in The One After Vegas.Chandler: Yknow I was thinking, what if I uh, unpack here?Monica: Then all your stuff would be here.Chandler: Well, what if all my stuff was

23、 here?Monica: Then youd be going back and forth all the time, I mean it doesnt make any sense.Chandler: Okay. What if we lived together and you understand what Im saying?Cut to Chandler entering his and Monicas apartment alight with a thousand candles in The One With The Proposal.(He walks dejectedl

24、y into his apartment to find it lit with about a thousand candles and Monica standing in the living room.)Monica: You wanted it to be a surprise.(He turns to look at Joey who smiles slyly and closes the door leaving them alone.)Chandler: Oh my God.(Monica gets down on one knee.)Monica: Chandler In a

25、ll my life I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As tofall in love with my bestmy best Theres a reason why girls dont do this!Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! Ill do it! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thou

26、ght that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he

27、gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?Monica: Yes.(The crowd goes wild as he puts the ring on her finger. They hug and kiss this time as an engaged couple.)Joey: (yelling through the door) Can we come it yet?! Were dying out here!Monica: Come in! Come in! (Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe burst thro

28、ugh the door.) Were engaged!(Everyone screams and has a group hug.)Commercial BreakScene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter.Joey: Hey!Ross: Hey!Rachel: Hey!Phoebe: Hey!Rachel: Hey, what have you guys been up to?Ross: Oh, we were helping Chandler write his vows,

29、but he kicked us out because Joey kept making inappropriate suggestions.Joey: How is Monica, I love your sweet ass, inappropriate?Ross: Hows Monica coming along with her vows?Phoebe: Well lets just say its shes lucky she has a sweet ass, cause shes not so good at the writing.Ross: I cant believe in

30、four weeks theyre gonna be married!Phoebe: Well lets just hope it works. Yknow nine out of ten marriages end in divorce?Ross: Phoebe thats not true.Phoebe: Yeah, youre right. Hows the Mrs.?Rachel: I cant believe theyve been together for three years.Joey: (shocked) Has it been that long?!Ross: Believ

31、e me, it seems like less because they hid it from us for so long.Flashback to Joey interrupting a bath Monica and Chandler are sharing in The One With All The Kissing. Monica dives underwater as Joey opens the door.(They move into kiss but are interrupted by Joey knocking on the door.)Joey: Hey, its me! Im comin in!(Monica quickly dives under the water as Joey enters. He looks a little shocked at what Chandlers doing.)Chandler: Ive had a very long, hard day.Joey: Ahh, Im gonna go get some chicken. Want some?Chandler: Ahh, no thanks. No chicken,