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老友记1017台词

[Scene:

MonicaandChandler'sapartment.It'sascenefrom1016TOWRachel'sGoingAwayParty.]

JenniferAniston（V.O.）:

PreviouslyonFriends.

Monica:

Erica,areyouokay?

Erica:

Yeah,youknow,maybeIatetoomuch.Ikeepgettingthesestomach-aches.Theycomeandgolikeeveryfewminutes.

Monica:

OhmyGod!

Chandler:

Relax!

We'lljustgethersomeantacids.

Monica:

Shedoesn'thaveastomach-ache.She'sinlabor!

Chandler:

OhmyGod!

[CuttoRoss'sapartment.RossandRachelarethere.It'sanotherscenefrom1016TOWRachel'sGoingAwayParty.]

Rachel:

SoifyouthinkIdidn'tsaygoodbyetoyoubecauseyoudon'tmeanasmuchtomeaseverybodyelse,you'rewrong.It'sbecauseyoumeanmoretome.

Ross:

Rach!

Rachel:

What?

!

（Hewalksoverandkissesher.Theypullback,Rachellooksathim,andtheykissagain.）

[Scene:

Ross'sbedroom.RachelisputtingonhershoesasRossshowsupfromunderneaththecovers.]

Ross:

Hey.

Rachel:

Shh..Gobacktosleep.Ihavetogohome.

Ross:

Oh.Thiswasamazing.

Rachel:

Itreallywas.You'velearnedsomenewmoves!

Ross:

Yeah,well,thisguyatworkgaveme"SexforDummies"asajoke.

Rachel:

Ah.

Ross:

Who'slaughingnow?

Rachel:

Iknow!

（Theykiss.）

OPENINGCREDITS

[Scene:

Thedeliveryroomatthehospital.Monica,ChandlerandEricaarethere.Ericaisinlabor,andsheisbreathingheavily.]

Monica:

Breathe,breathe,breathe...Good.

Chandler:

Nexttime,canIsaybreathe?

Monica:

No,lasttimeyousaiditlikeDracula,anditscaredher!

CanIgetyouanything?

Youwantsomemoreicechips?

Erica:

No,I'mokay.

Monica:

Alright,I'llberightback.

Chandler:

Whereareyougoing?

Monica:

Tousethebathroom.

Chandler:

Youcan'tleavemealonewithher.

Monica:

What?

Chandler:

ThisisexactlythekindofsocialsituationthatIamnotcomfortablewith!

Monica:

Whatkindofsocialsituationareyoucomfortablewith?

Chandler:

It'sjustthatwe'veneverspentanytime,youknow,alonetogether.

Monica:

You'llbefine.Nah,youwon't,butI'llbebackintwominutes.

Chandler:

Okay.

（Monicaleaves,andChandlerclosesthedoor.Ericajustlooksathim.）

Chandler:

So,ah...Anyplansforthesummer?

Erica:

Idon'tknow.Maybechurch-camp?

Chandler:

Hah.Maynotwannamentionthis.So,youeverwonderwhichisworse,youknow;goingthroughlabororgettingkickedinthenuts?

Erica:

What?

Chandler:

Well,it'sjustinteresting.Youknow,becausenoonewilleverknow,becausenoonecanexperienceboth.

（Ericajustlooksathimlikehe'scrazy.）

Chandler:

Oneoflife'sgreat,unanswerablequestions.Imean,whoknows?

Maybethere'ssomethingevenmorepainfulthanthosethings?

Likethis.

[Scene:

JoeyandRachel'sapartment.JoeyisthereasPhoebeenters.Joeyisholdingababyduck.]

Phoebe:

Morning.

Joey:

Hey!

Phoebe:

What'sthat?

Joey:

It'smyhouse-warmingpresentforMonicaandChandler.

Phoebe:

It'sababychickandduck!

Joey:

Uh-huh.AndInamedthemChickJr.andDuckJr.

Phoebe:

Ididnotseethatcoming.

Joey:

Yeah,Ifigurethey'llloveitatthenewhouse,youknow?

Ithasthatbigbackyard.Andthen,whentheygetold,theycangotothatspecialfarmthatChandlertooktheotherchickandduckto.

Phoebe:

Yes.

Joey:

Yeah.It'sashamepeoplecan'tvisitthere.

Phoebe:

Thatistherule,though.

（Rossenters.）

Phoebe:

Guesswhat?

You'realmostanuncle!

Ross:

What?

Joey:

Yeah,Ericawentintolaborlastnight.MonicaandChandlerareatthehospitalrightnow!

Ross:

OhmyGod!

Phoebe:

Yeah,andIhaveadefinitefeelingit'sgonnabeagirl.

Ross:

Phoebe,youweresureBenwasgonnabeagirl.

Phoebe:

Haveyouseenhimthrowaball?

Ross:

IsRachelhere?

Joey:

Uh,Ithinkshe'sstillasleep.Hey,hey,howdiditgowithyouguyslastnight?

Sheseemedprettypissedatyou.

Ross:

Uh,we,y'know,weworkedthingsout.

Phoebe:

What'sthatsmile?

Didsomethinghappenwithyoutwo?

Ross:

Hey,I'mnotonetokissandtell,butI'malsonotonetohavesexandshutup.Wetotallydidit!

Joey:

OhmyGod.YouandRachel?

Ross:

Iknow,it'sprettygreat.

Joey:

Sowhatdoesthatmean?

Areyouguysgettingbacktogether?

Ross:

Oh,I..Idon'tknow.Wedidn'treallygettotalk.

Phoebe:

Butdoyouwannagetbacktogether?

Ross:

Idon'tknow.Itwasincredible.Imean,itjustfeltsoright.WhenIwasholdingher,Imean,Ineverwantedtolethergo.Youknowwhat?

Yeah,Ido.Iwannabetogether.

Phoebe:

（screaming）YAY!

Ross:

Shhh!

Phoebe:

（quietly）Yay!

Joey:

So,soisshestillgoingtoParis?

Ross:

Wow,Ihadn'tthoughtofthat.Ihopenot.

Phoebe:

Oh,thisislikethebestdayever.Ever!

Youguysmightgetbacktogether,MonicaandChandleraregettingtheirbaby,therearechicksandducksintheworldagain!

Oh,IfeellikeI'minamusical!

（Singing）"Daa-raa...Whenthesunco