老友记1017台词.docx

1、老友记1017 台词Scene: Monica and Chandlers apartment. Its a scene from 1016 TOW Rachels Going Away Party. Jennifer Aniston (V.O.): Previously on Friends. Monica: Erica, are you okay? Erica: Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much. I keep getting these stomach-aches. They come and go like every few minutes.

2、Monica: Oh my God! Chandler: Relax! Well just get her some antacids. Monica: She doesnt have a stomach-ache. Shes in labor! Chandler: Oh my God! Cut to Rosss apartment. Ross and Rachel are there. Its another scene from 1016 TOW Rachels Going Away Party. Rachel: So if you think I didnt say goodbye to

3、 you because you dont mean as much to me as everybody else, youre wrong. Its because you mean more to me. Ross: Rach! Rachel: What?! (He walks over and kisses her. They pull back, Rachel looks at him, and they kiss again.) Scene: Rosss bedroom. Rachel is putting on her shoes as Ross shows up from un

4、derneath the covers. Ross: Hey. Rachel: Shh. Go back to sleep. I have to go home. Ross: Oh. This was amazing. Rachel: It really was. Youve learned some new moves! Ross: Yeah, well, this guy at work gave me Sex for Dummies as a joke. Rachel: Ah. Ross: Whos laughing now? Rachel: I know! (They kiss.) O

5、PENING CREDITS Scene: The delivery room at the hospital. Monica, Chandler and Erica are there. Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily. Monica: Breathe, breathe, breathe. Good. Chandler: Next time, can I say breathe? Monica: No, last time you said it like Dracula, and it scared her! Can I ge

6、t you anything? You want some more ice chips? Erica: No, Im okay. Monica: Alright, Ill be right back. Chandler: Where are you going? Monica: To use the bathroom. Chandler: You cant leave me alone with her. Monica: What? Chandler: This is exactly the kind of social situation that I am not comfortable

7、 with! Monica: What kind of social situation are you comfortable with? Chandler: Its just that weve never spent any time, you know, alone together. Monica: Youll be fine. Nah, you wont, but Ill be back in two minutes. Chandler: Okay. (Monica leaves, and Chandler closes the door. Erica just looks at

8、him.) Chandler: So, ah. Any plans for the summer? Erica: I dont know. Maybe church-camp? Chandler: Hah. May not wanna mention this. So, you ever wonder which is worse, you know; going through labor or getting kicked in the nuts? Erica: What? Chandler: Well, its just interesting. You know, because no

9、 one will ever know, because no one can experience both. (Erica just looks at him like hes crazy.) Chandler: One of lifes great, unanswerable questions. I mean, who knows? Maybe theres something even more painful than those things? Like this. Scene: Joey and Rachels apartment. Joey is there as Phoeb

10、e enters. Joey is holding a baby duck. Phoebe: Morning. Joey: Hey! Phoebe: Whats that? Joey: Its my house-warming present for Monica and Chandler. Phoebe: Its a baby chick and duck! Joey: Uh-huh. And I named them Chick Jr. and Duck Jr. Phoebe: I did not see that coming. Joey: Yeah, I figure theyll l

11、ove it at the new house, you know? It has that big backyard. And then, when they get old, they can go to that special farm that Chandler took the other chick and duck to. Phoebe: Yes. Joey: Yeah. Its a shame people cant visit there. Phoebe: That is the rule, though. (Ross enters.) Phoebe: Guess what

12、? Youre almost an uncle! Ross: What? Joey: Yeah, Erica went into labor last night. Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now! Ross: Oh my God! Phoebe: Yeah, and I have a definite feeling its gonna be a girl. Ross: Phoebe, you were sure Ben was gonna be a girl. Phoebe: Have you seen him throw

13、 a ball? Ross: Is Rachel here? Joey: Uh, I think shes still asleep. Hey, hey, how did it go with you guys last night? She seemed pretty pissed at you. Ross: Uh, we, yknow, we worked things out. Phoebe: Whats that smile? Did something happen with you two? Ross: Hey, Im not one to kiss and tell, but I

14、m also not one to have sex and shut up. We totally did it! Joey: Oh my God. You and Rachel? Ross: I know, its pretty great. Joey: So what does that mean? Are you guys getting back together? Ross: Oh, I. I dont know. We didnt really get to talk. Phoebe: But do you wanna get back together? Ross: I don

15、t know. It was incredible. I mean, it just felt so right. When I was holding her, I mean, I never wanted to let her go. You know what? Yeah, I do. I wanna be together. Phoebe: (screaming) YAY! Ross: Shhh! Phoebe: (quietly) Yay! Joey: So, so is she still going to Paris? Ross: Wow, I hadnt thought of that. I hope not. Phoebe: Oh, this is like the best day ever. Ever! You guys might get back together, Monica and Chandler are getting their baby, there are chicks and ducks in the world again! Oh, I feel like Im in a musical! (Singing) Daa - raa. When the sun co