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Oh,boy.

咋了?

What?

在不违反"我不得批评你的工作"协议之下我无法做出评价

那干吗说"好家伙的"?

Thenwhatwas"Oh,boy"?

已经是极度的克制了

Greatrestraintonmypart.

我的科学工作又没错

There'snothingwrongwiththesciencehere.

也许你说的"科学"和我认为的是完全两码事

PerhapsyoumeanadifferentthingthanIdowhenyousay,"Science."

好吧现在呢?

Okay,how'sthat?

实际上一开始你就是对的

Youactuallyhaditrightinthefirstplace.

你又被我给忽悠了一把

Onceagain,you'vefallenforoneofmyclassicpranks.

砰呯浜!

（泡泡龙游戏里的声音）

Bazinga!

这邮件不多见啊

Nowhere'sapeculiare-mail.

校长要我明天早上八点去一趟他的办公室

Thepresidentoftheuniversitywantsmetomeethimathisofficetomorrowmorningat8:

00a.m.

-为啥?

-没说啊肯定有急事

-Why?

-Itdoesn'tsay.Itmustbeanemergency.

学校里每个人都知道我八点吃早餐八点二十开始做肠道运动

EveryoneattheuniversityknowsIeatbreakfastat8:

00andmovemybowelsat8:

20.

没错没有Twitter之前我们是怎么活的?

Yes,howdidwelivebeforeTwitter?

我想你明天早上就会知道了

Iguessyou'llfindoutwhatitisinthemorning.

那还有14个钟头呢

That's14hoursaway.

在接下来的840分钟里我就是海森堡的一颗微粒（德国物理学家量子力学创始人之一）

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我要么只知道自己在哪儿要么只知道自己有多快

IknowwhereIamorIknowhowfastI'mgoing,butIcan'tknowboth.

这么件烦人的事儿在我脑海盘旋我这要怎么活下去?

YethowamIsupposedtocarryonwiththishugeannoyingthinghoveringovermyhead?

是啊感同身受

Yeah,Iknowthefeeling.

LeonardLeonardLeonard

Leonard?

Leonard?

Leonard?

Sheldon现在是凌晨2点

Sheldon,it's2:

00inthemorning.

为啥大伙儿都告知我现在几点?

Whyiseverybodykeeptellingmewhattimeitis?

大伙儿?

Everybody?

你校长他妻子还有他们闷闷不乐的小女儿

You,thepresidentoftheuniversity,hiswife,theirsullenteenagedaughter.

他们一家子都像着了魔似的关注时间生怕别人不知道

Thatentirefamilyisfascinatedbywhattimeitisandwhetherpeopleknowit.

你大半夜的跑到Seibert校长家去了?

YouwenttoPresidentSeibert'shouseinthemiddleofthenig?

他没回我的邮件我也没他电话号码

Hedidn'trespondtomye-mail,hisphonenumberisunlisted.

我还有其他选择么

Tellmewhatmyotheroptionwas.

你可以等到明天早上啊

Youcouldhavewaiteduntilmorning.

我知道又是鸡同鸭讲

Iknow,lookwhoI'mtalkingto.

还记得我提交给国家科学基金会的拨款提议吗?

DoyourememberthegrantproposalIsubmittedtotheNationalScienceFoundation

用来检测北极缓慢移动的磁单极

todetectslow-movingmonopolesatthemagneticNorthPole?

只要不想这事日子都没发过

HardlyadaygoesbywhenIdon'tthinkaboutit.

嗷真棒啊

Aw,hownice.

国科基金会极地科考队在最后一刻出现一个空位

Well,aspaceopenedupatthelastminuteontheNSFexpeditiontotheArcticCircle.

等等

Waitaminute.

-他要把你送去北极?

-是的

-HeofferedtosendyoutotheNorthPole?

-Yes.

事实上他还相当热心呢

Infact,hewasquiteenthusiastic.

他说"坦白讲如果今晚就能把你送过去我绝不犹豫"

Hesaid,"Frankly,ifIcouldsendyoutonight,Iwould."

那好啊你想去么?

Okay,well,doyouwanttogo?

当然不想了我是个理论物理学家

Ofcoursenot.I'matheoreticalphysict.

我选择这个职业主要是因为它是室内工作

AcareerIchoseinnosmallpartbecauseit'sindoors,

要是我能去北极探测缓慢移动的磁单极的话

butifI'mabletodetectslow-movingmagneticmonopolesthere,

我会成为确认弦理论的人了

Iwillbethescientistoconfirmstringtheory.

人们会为我著书立传

Peoplewillwritebooksaboutme.

三年级的小盆友们会用通心粉作透视画来描绘我的生活

Third-graderswillcreatemacaroni-artdioramasdepictingscenesfrommylife.

没错也许是我玩命把你打死的生动场面

Sure,maybeatableauofmetryingtopummelyoutodeath.

-讽刺?

-也许

-Sarcasm?

-Maybe.

我可真是进退两难啊

I'monthehornsofadilemma.

你能想象我SheldonCooper在北极的情景么?

Canyouimagineme,SheldonCooper,attheNorthPole?

小菜啦我正在想象呢

Easypeasy,I'mdoingitrightnow.

Leonard我可怕冷了

I'mnotgoodwithcold,Leonard.

我们有多少次从电影院里逃出来

Howoftenhavewehadtoleaveamovietheater

就因为我喝冰吸太猛导致头疼了

becauseIgotaheadachefromdrinkingtheIceetoofast?

-我没法去-那就别去咯

-Ican'tgo.-Well,thendon'tgo.

这话你也说得出口?

Howcanyousaythat?

终生难遇的科研机会出现在眼前可我最好的朋友劝我说"别去"

Thescientificopportunityofalifetimepresentsitselfandmybestfriendsays"Don'tgo."

-好吧那去咯-你听听

-Allright,thengo.-Listentoyou.

我怎么能去呢?

HowcanIpossiblygo?

Sheldon我要说什么你才肯罢休放我回去睡觉哇?

Sheldon,whatarethewordsIcansayrightnowtoendthisconversationandletmegobacktosleep?

奇怪Seibert校长也是这么问我的

Odd,PresidentSeibertposedtheexactsamequestion.

-怎么解决的?

-没解决啊

-Howwasitresolved?

-Itwasn't.

他妻子把他们家的狗放了出来导致这个问题最终悬而未决

Hiswifesettheirdogsonmeandrenderedthequestionmoot.

你想想如果他答应了我们就一夏天不用对着Sheldon了

Justimagi.Ifhesaysyes,we'llhaveanentiresummerwithoutSheldon.

可以出去玩

Wecouldplayoutside.

可以坐在沙发左边儿

Wecouldsitontheleftsideofthecouch.

我可以在八点二十上厕所

Icouldusethebathroomat8:

20.

我们的梦想还真够小的不是吗?

Ourdreamsareverysmall,aren'tthey?

好消息我暂时同意了...

Goodnews,gentlemen,Ihavetentativelyaccepted...

好耶!

Yeah!

加入极地科考队的邀请

theinvitationtojointheArcticExpedition.

-我们会想念你的-祝你好运

-It'snotgonnabethesamewithoutyou.-Godspeed.

多谢不过你们情绪释放的太早了

Thankyou,butyoursentimentsmaybepremature.

噢我有不祥的预感

Ooh,Idon'tlikewherethisisgoing.

我建议...

Iwouldliketopropose...thatthethreeofyouaccompanyme.

让你们仨陪我一起去

去北极?

TotheNorthPole?

是的

Yes.

是为了防止你不在时我们碰你东西?

Isthisjustsowewon'ttouchyour