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英语口语3

英语口语3

老友记（第三集）

1

-Hi,guys.

-Hey,Phoebe.

2

Howdiditgo?

3

Notsogood.

4

Hewalkedmehomeandsaid,

"Weshoulddothisagain".

5

Hesaid,"Weshoulddoitagain".

That'sgood,right?

6

Looselytranslated,

"Weshoulddothisagain",means:

7

"Youwillneverseemenaked."

8

Sincewhen?

9

Sincealways.

It's,like,"dating"language.

10

Like,"It'snotyou",

means,"Itisyou".

11

"You'renice",means,"I'llbe

datingleather-cladalcoholics...

12

...andcomplaining

aboutthemtoyou."

13

"Ithinkweshouldsee

otherpeople",means:

14

"Ha,ha,Ialreadyam!

"

15

Everybodyknowsthis?

16

Cushionstheblow.

17

Likeyourparents

puttingthedogtosleep...

18

...andsayingitwentto

liveonafarm.

19

That'sfunny.Becauseour

parentsactuallydid...

20

...sendourdogofftoliveonafarm.

21

Ross...?

22

Hello!

TheMilner'sfarm

inConnecticut?

23

TheMilnershadthis

unbelievablefarm.

24

Theyhadhorsesand

rabbitstochase.

25

Anditwas...

26

Oh,myGod!

Chi-Chi!

27

TheOneWiththeThumb

28

EnglishSubtitlesby

GELULA&CO.,INC.

29

"Howdoesitfeelknowing

you'reabouttodie?

"

30

Warden,infiveminutes

mypainwillbeover.

31

Butyou'lllivewiththeknowledge

thatyousentanhonestmantodie.

32

Thatwasreallygood!

33

Thanks.Let'skeepgoing.

34

"So,whatdoyouwant

fromme,Dimon?

Huh?

"

35

Ijustwannagobacktomycell,

becauseinmycellIcansmoke.

36

"Smokeaway!

"

37

IthinkthisisprobablywhyDimon

smokesinhiscellalone.

38

-What?

-Relaxyourhand.

39

Letyourwristgo.

40

Notsomuch.

41

Allright.Nowtrytakingapuff.

42

Right.

43

Giveittome.

44

I'mnotgivingyouacigarette.

45

It'sfine.Doyouwantto

getthispartornot?

46

Allright.Now,don'tthink

ofitasacigarette.

47

Thinkofitasthethingthat

hasbeenmissingfromyourhand.

48

Whenyou'reholdingit,youfeelright.

49

Youfeelcomplete.

50

Youmissit?

51

No,notsomuch.

52

Allright.Nowwesmoke.

53

Oh,myGod!

54

It'sthesameasthedistance

fromthetipofaguy'sthumb...

55

...tothetipofhisindexfinger.

56

That'sridiculous.

57

CanIuseeitherthumb?

58

Allright.Don'ttellme.

59

DecafcappuccinoforJoey.

60

Coffee,black.

61

Latte.

62

Andanicedtea.

63

I'mgettinggoodatthis.

64

Excellent!

65

Goodforme!

66

Youokay,Phoebe?

67

It'snotevenworth...

68

It'smybank.

69

Whatdidtheydo?

70

I'mgoingthroughmymail,andI

openuptheirmonthly"statement".

71

Easy!

72

Andthere's$500extrainmyaccount.

73

Satan'sminionsatworkagain!

74

NowIhavetogodownthere

anddealwiththem...

75

Whatareyoutalkingabout?

Keepit!

76

It'snotmine.

77

IfIkeptit,itwouldbe

likestealing.

78

Yeah,butifyouspentit,

itwouldbelikeshopping.

79

SayIbought

agreatpairofshoes.

80

KnowwhatI'dhear

witheverystepItook?

81

"Notmine.Notmine.Notmine."

82

AndevenifIwashappy

andskipping...

83

...I'dhear,"Not-notmine.

Not-notmine."

84

We'rewithyou.Wegotit.

85

I'dneverbeabletoenjoyit.

It'dbelikethisgiantkarmicdebt.

86

Chandler,whatareyoudoing?

87

Whatareyoudoing?

88

Oh,gross!

89

Whatisthis?

90

I'msmoking!

I'msmoking!

91

You'vebeensogoodforthreeyears!

92

Andthisismyreward.

93

Justthinkaboutwhatyouwent

throughthelasttimeyouquit.

94

SothistimeIwon'tquit.

95

Allright!

I'mputtingitout!

96

Oh,no!

97

Ican'tdrinkthisnow.

98

I'mgonnagochange.

I'vegotadate.

99

IsthisAlanagain?

How'sitgoing?

100

It'sgoingprettygood.

It'sniceandwe'rehavingfun.

101

Whendowegettomeettheguy?

102

Let'ssee,today'sMonday...

103

Never!

104

NotafterwhathappenedwithSteve.

105

Whatdoyoumean?

106

WeloveSteve.Stevewassexy!

107

Sorry.

108

Idon'tknowhowIfeelabouthim.

Letmefigureitout.

109

Thencanwemeethim?

110

Sorry.

111

Whyshouldtheymeethim?

112

Ibringaguyhomeandthey're

alloverhimlike...

113

...coyotespickingofftheweak

membersoftheherd.

114

Listen,assomeonewho'sseen

morethanhershareofbadbeef...

115

...I'lltellyou,thatisnot

suchaterriblething.

116

Yourfriendsarejust

lookingoutafteryou.

117

IwishthatonceI'd

bringaguyhometheyactuallyliked.

118

Yourealizetheoddsofthat

happeningarealittleslimmer...

119

...iftheynevergettomeettheguy.

120

Letitgo,Ross.

121

Youdidn'tknowChi-Chi.

122

Doyouallpromise?

123

Yeah,wepromise.

We'llbegood.

124

Chandler,doyoupromisetobegood?

125

Youcancomein,butyourfilter

tiplittlebuddystaysoutside!

126

"DearMs.Buffay:

127

Thankyouforcalling.

128

Wehavecreditedyouraccount$500.

We'resorryfortheinconvenience...

129

...andhopeyou'llaccept

thisfootballphone...

130

...asourgift."

Doyoubelieveit?

131

NowIhave$1000

andafootballphone.

132

Whatbankisthis?

133

Okay,it'shim.

134

-Whoisit?

-Alan.

135

Chandler!

He'shere!

136

Pleasebegood.Please?

137

Justrememberhowmuch

youalllikeme.

138

Alan,thisiseverybody.

Everybody,thisisAlan.

139

I'veheardsomuchabout

allyouguys.

140

I'llcallyoutomorrow.

141

Let'slettheAlan-bashingbegin.

142

Who'sgonnatakethefirstshot?

143

Comeon!

144

I'llgo.

145

Let'sstartwiththewayhe

keptpickingat...

146

I'msorry,Ican'tdothis.

147

Can'tdoit.Welovedhim.

148

Welovedhim!

149

Waitaminute!

150

We'retalkingaboutsomeone

I'mgoingoutwith?

151

Anddidyounotice?

152

Knowwhatwasgreat?

Thewayhissmilewascrooked.

153

Yes!

Likethemanintheshoe!

154

Whatshoe?

155

Fromthenurseryrhyme.

156

"Therewasacrookedman

withacrookedsmile...

157

...wholivedinashoeforawhile..."

158

SoIthinkAlan...

159

...istheyardstickagainstwhichall

futureboyfriendswillbemeasured.

160

Whatfutureboyfriends?

161

-Ithinkthiscouldbe,youknow,"it".

-Really?

162

I'dmarryhimforhis

DavidHasselhoffimpressionalone.

163

YouknowI'llbedoingthat

atparties,right?

164

-KnowwhatIlikemostabouthim?

-What?

165

Thewayhemakesmefeelaboutmyself.

166

Howwasthegame?

167

Well...

168

Wewon!

169

Fantastic!

Onequestion:

Howisthatpossible?

170

-Alan.

-Hewasunbelievable!

171

HewaslikeaBugsBunnycartoon

whereBugsplayseveryposition.

172

ButinsteadofBugs,itwas1st

base,Alan.2ndbase,Alan...

173

Itwaslikehemadeusintoateam.

174

WesureshowedthoseHasidicjewelers

athingortwoaboutsoftball.

175

CanIaskyouguysaquestion?

176

DoyouthinkAlan

ismaybesometimes...

177

What?

178

Idon'tknow.Alittletoo"Alan"?

179

Oh,no.That'snotpossible.

Youcanneverbetoo"Alan".

180

It'shisinnate"Alan-ness"

thatweadore.

181

I,personally,couldhave

agallonofAlan.

182

Hey,Lizzy.

183

Hey,WeirdGirl.

184

-Iboughtalphabetsoup.

-Didyoupickoutthevowels?

185

IleftintheY's.

Because..."sometimesY".

186

Andsomethingelse.

187

Saltines?

188

Wouldyoulike$1000

andafootballphone?

189

What?

190

Oh,myGod!

191

-There'sreallymoneyinhere.

-Iknow.

192

Whatareyoudoing?

193

Iwantyoutohaveit.

Idon'twantit.

194

Ihavetogiveyousomething.

195

No,it'sfine.Youdon't...

196

Doyouwantmytinfoilhat?

197

No,youneedthat.

It'sokay.Thanks.

198

Please.Letmedosomething.

199

I'lltellyouwhat.Youbuyme

asodaandwe'reeven.Okay?

200

Keepthechange.

201

Thanks,Lizzy.

202

Wantapretzel?

203

-No,I'mfine.Thanks.

-Seeyou.

204

Athumb?

205

Iknow.Iopenedit

andthereitwas...

206

...floatinginthere,like

thistinylittlehitchhiker.

207

Maybeit'sacontest?

Like"Collectallfive".

208

Doesanyonewannasee?

209

No,thanks!

210

Don'tdothat.Comeon!

211

It'sworsethanthethumb.

212

Thisissounfair.

213

Whyisitunfair?

214

SoIhaveaflaw!

Bigdeal!

215

Joey'sconstantknuckle-

crackingisn'tannoying?

216

AndRoss,over-pronouncing

everyword.

217

AndMonica,whosnorts

whenshelaughs.

218

Imean,whatthehell

isthatthing?

219

Iacceptthoseflaws.

Whycan'tyouacceptmeforthis?

220

Doestheknuckle-cracking

bothereverybody,orjusthim?

221

Icouldlivewithoutit.

222

Isitlike,alittleannoying?

Or

isitlikewhenPhoebechewsherhair?

223

Don'tlistentohim,Pheebs.

Ithinkit'sendearing.

224

Oh,youdo,doyou?

225

There'snothingwrongwith

speakingcorrectly.

226

Indeedthereisn't.

227

Ishouldgetbacktowork.

228

Otherwisesomeonemight

getwhattheyactuallyordered.

229

Thehaircomesout

andtheglovescomeoff.

230

Didyouevergooutwithaguy

yourfriendsallreallylike?

231

No.

232

Well,I'mgoingoutwithaguy

myfriendsallreallylike.

233

Arewetalkingaboutthecoyoteshere?

234

Allright!

Acowgotthrough.

235

Canyoubelieveit?

236

It'sjust,youknowwhat?

237

Ijustdon'tfeelthe"thing".

238

Theyfeelthething.

Idon'tfeelthething.

239

Honey,youshouldalways...

240

...feelthething.

241

Ifthat'showyoufeelabout

theguy,dumphim.

242

It'sgonnabereallyhard.

243

He'sabigboy.

He'llgetoverit.

244

No,he'llbefine.It'stheother

fiveI'mworriedabout.

245

Don'tyourespectyourbody?

246

Don'tyouseewhatyou'redoing?

247

I'vehaditwithyou

andyourcancer...

248

...emphysemaandheartdisease.

249

Thebottomlineissmokingiscool,

andyouknowit.

250

Alanwantstospeaktoyou.

251

Really?

Hedoes?

252

Hey,buddy!

What'sup?

253

Shetoldyouaboutthat,huh?

254

Well,yeah.