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相声小品剧本IndependenceDay独立日

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IndependenceDay,独立日

　　英文片名:

independenceday

　　中文片名:

独立日天煞-地球反击战

　　上映:

1996

　　甲骨文剧本网，看电影，学英语

independenceday

　　deandevlinrolandemmerich

　　anamericanflag

　　oddlystill,postedingraydustysand.

　　widentoreveal:

　　ext.lunarsurface-themoon

　　onesmallstepforman,onelargepileofgarbageformoon-

　　kind.untouchedforyears,theflagstandsnexttothe

　　castoffremainsoftheapollomission.slowlythediscarded

　　equipmentbeginstorattleandshake.

　　anenormousshadowcreepstowardsusblottingoutthehorizon,

　　aloudrumbleisheard.

　　suddenlywearecoveredindarknessastheshadowengulfsus.

　　onlythelonelyimageofourearthhangsintheair,untila

　　hugesilhouettedobjectsuddenlyblocksourview.

　　cutto:

　　ext.newmexico-radiotelescopevalley-night

　　afieldoflargesatellitedishesscantheskies.

　　superup:

s.e.t.i.institute,newmexico

　　int.institute-monitoringcontrolcenter-same

　　alonetechnicianworksonhisputtingskills.behindhim,

　　walltowalltechnicalequipmentquietlysiftsthroughdata.

　　aredlightbeginstoflash.

　　thetechnicianturnsandslowlywalkstowardsthesource.one

　　byoneaseriesoflightsturnon.thetechnician（techone）

　　grabsapairofheadphones.hiseyeswiden.

　　int.sleepingquarters-same

　　sleepilyasupervisorpicksupthephone.

　　supervisor

　　ifthisisn'taninsanely

　　beautifulwoman,i'mhangingup.

　　int.controlcenter-same

　　techone

　　shutupandlisten.

　　heholdsthephoneuptoaspeaker,increasesthevolume.a

　　strangefluctuatingtoneplaysoutinsequentialpatterns.

　　int.sleepingquarters-same

　　hearingit,thesupervisorboltsup,banginghisheadonthe

　　bunkabovehim.

　　int.controlcenter-momentslater

　　apajamapartyonacid.fiveothertechnicians,invarious

　　statesofundress,hoveranxiouslyaroundthemainconsole.

　　thesupervisorenters,tyinghisrobe.

　　supervisor

　　god,ihopeit'snotjustanother

　　damnedrussianspyjob.

　　techthree

　　（overlapping）

　　puteraffirmsthe

　　signalisunidentified.

　　techtwo

　　（hangingupthephone）

　　theboyfromairrestrafficsaythe

　　skiesareclear.noterrestrial

　　launches.

　　techone

　　it'stherealthing.aradio

　　signalfromanotherworld.

　　theroombecomesquietastheyrealizethatafteryearsof

　　searchingtheheavens,theymighthavefinallyfound

　　something.

　　supervisor

　　let'snotjumpthegun.runa

　　trajectorysourcecomputation.

　　techthreeslidesovertoanothercomputer.

　　supervisor（cont'd）

　　iwanttoknowexactlywhereit's

　　comingfrom.

　　techthree

　　thiscan'tberight.

　　techthreejuststaresathisscreenindisbelief.

　　supervisor

　　what'swrong?

　　techthree

　　calculateddistancefromsourceis

　　atthreehundredandeightfive

　　thousandkilometers.

　　（turningtosupervisor）

　　it'scomingfromthemoon.

　　thesupervisorreachesoverandturnsupthevolumeonthe

　　speaker.astheylistentothestrangetoneswe...

　　cutto:

　　int.hallway-pentagon-same

　　elevatordoorsopensrevealingfourstargeneralgrey,

　　commanderinchiefu.s.spacecommand.understandably

　　nervous,thecommandingofficerescortshimdownthehall.

　　generalgrey

　　whoelseknowsaboutthis?

　　commandingofficer

　　s.e.t.i.innewmexicoidentifieda

　　signalbutthey'reevenmore

　　confusedthanweare.

　　thegeneralshootshimadisapprovingglance.

　　commandingofficer

　　excuseme,sir.

　　heslideshissecuritycardthroughthelockandthedoorsfly

　　open.

　　int.spacecommand-thepentagon-continuous

　　banksofcomputers,techniciansandassistantsworking

　　feverishlythroughthenight.theofficerscrosstheroom.

　　super:

spacecommand-thepentagon

　　commandingofficer

　　satellitereceptionhasbeen

　　impairedbutwewereabletoget

　　these.

　　theyarriveataglasstable.thesurroundingofficerssnap

　　toattentionasasecondofficerquicklybringsoveralarge

　　transparency.weseeagrainyimageofalargevagueobject.

　　generalgrey

　　lookslikeabigturd.

　　thetwoofficersexchangeaglance.

　　commandingofficer

　　weestimateithasadiameterof

　　overfivehundredandfifty

　　kilometersandamassroughlyone

　　fourththesizeofourmoon.

　　thegeneralturnstothesecondofficer,concerned.

　　generalgrey

　　ameteor?

　　secondofficer

　　nosir.definitelynot.

　　generalgrey

　　howdoyouknow?

　　secondofficer

　　well,er...it'sslowingdown.

　　generalgrey

　　it'sdoingwhat?

　　secondofficer

　　it's...slowingdown,sir.

　　thegeneralwalksovertoaphone,picksitup.

　　generalgrey

　　getmethesecretaryofdefense.

　　（pause）

　　thenwakehimup.

　　cutto:

　　int.whitmore'sbedroom-fre-dawn

　　layinginbedthomasj.whitmorereadsastackofpapers.the

　　phonerings.

　　woman'svoice

　　（filteringthroughphone）

　　hi.it'sme.

　　thewarmlookonwhitmore'sfacetellsuseverythingabouthow

　　hefeelsaboutthewomanontheotherend.

　　whitmore

　　hihoney.whattimeisitthere?

　　int.hotelroom-night

　　dressedinanightgown,mrs.margaretwhitmoreunpacksher

　　briefingpaperslaysthemoutonasmalldeskasshetalks.

　　throughthewindowweseelosangelesatnight.

　　margaret

　　twointhemorning.iknowi

　　didn'twakeyou?

　　whitmore

　　（filtered）

　　asamatteroffactyoudid.

　　margaret

　　（smiles）

　　liar.

　　int.whitmorebedroom-same

　　whitmoresitsup.

　　whitmore

　　ihaveaconfessiontomake.

　　there'sabeautifulyoungblonde

　　sleepingnexttome.

　　sleepingnexttohim,hissix-year-olddaughter,patricia.

　　margaret

　　（filtered）

　　youdidn'tletherstayup

　　watchingt.v.allnight?

　　whitmore

　　ofcoursenot.

　　thelittlegirlstirsawake,looksup.

　　patricia

　　mommy?

　　whitmore

　　you'reflyingbackrightafterthe

　　luncheon?

okay,heresheis.

　　whitmorehandsherthephoneandgetsoutofbed.habitably

　　heturnsonthetelevision.

　　t.v.-newsprogram

　　several'pundits'sitaroundamalaughlin-typenewsdiscussion

　　program.thepicturequalityissnowy,staticridden.

　　pundit#1

　　...theinexperienceinpublic

　　officewasinevitablygoingto

　　catchupwithhim.he's

　　scarifiedhisidealsfor

　　'politicsasusual.'

　　whitmoretiesonhisrobeasheadjuststhepicturequality.

　　pundit#2

　　...isaidthisduringthe

　　campaign.leadershipasapilot

　　inthegulfwarhasno

　　relationshiptopolitical

　　leadership.it'sadifferent

　　animal...

　　suddenlythechannelchanges.acartooncomeson.whitmore

　　turnstohisdaughterwhoholdsheremote.

　　patricia

　　（intophone）

　　daddyletmewatchletterman.

　　whitmore

　　traitor.

　　whitmoreexitstheroom.

　　int.hallway-continuous

　　aswhitmorestepsoutofhisbedroom,asecurityguardsnaps

　　toattention.someonehiddenbehindanewspaper,sitsona

　　bench.

　　securityguard

　　goodmorning,mr.president.

　　whitmore

　　goodmorning,george.

　　thepaperisdroppedrevealingconstancehalbrook,mid-

　　thirties,aggressive,sharp,thepresident'scommunications

　　director.quicklyshegathersherthingsandfollows

　　whitmore.

　　int.breakfasttable-continuous

　　twoservantsarepreparingbreakfastaswhitmoreandconstance

　　enter.whitmoresitsdown,grabsacoffee.

　　whitmore

　　you'reupearlythismorning,

　　connie.

　　shetosseshimoneofthemanynewspapersinherhands.

　　constance

　　they'renotattackingyour

　　policies,they'reattackingyour

　　age.

　　（anotherpaper;reading）

　　'...addressingcongress,whitmore

　　seemslesslikethepresidentand

　　moreliketheorphanchildoliver

　　asking,'pleasesir,i'dlikesome

　　more.''

　　whitmore

　　clever.

　　constance

　　agewasneveranissuewhenyou

　　stucktoyourgun.youwere

　　thoughtofasyoungand

　　idealistic.butthemessagehas

　　gottenlost.there'stoomuch

　　compromise,toomuchpolitics.

　　whitmore

　　（pointedly）

　　isn'titamazinghowfasteveryone

　　canturnagainstyou.

　　realizingshemaybepushinghimtoofar,shehandshim

　　anotherpaper.

　　constance

　　well,theorangecountyregister

　　hasnamedyouoneoftheten

　　sexiestmenoftheyear.

　　whitmore

　　yousee,substanceatlast.

　　anaideappearsatthedoorway.

　　constance

　　excuseme,mr.president.it's

　　thesecretaryofdefense.

　　whitmoregoestothephone,picksitup.

　　whitmore

　　yes?

saythatagain?

　　cutto:

　　anoldrussiansatellite

　　driftingawayfromustheoldrussiansatellitebecomes

　　smallerandsmaller.wepanwithitasweseeit'sona

　　collisioncoursewithsomethinghuge.

　　suddenlythesatelliteexplodesonimpactwiththemuchlarger

　　objectthatdwarfsthepunypieceofhardware.ashugeasit

　　is,wegetthefeelingwe'veonlyseenaportionofthetotal.

　　newyorkskyline-earlymorning

　　aslowcranedownfromthemanhattanskyline,revealing...

　　ext.cliffsidepark-newjersey-morning

　　withthenewyorkskylineacrossthehudsonbehindthem,old

　　mensitinthissmallparkplayingchess.unliketheothers,

　　davidmartinisinhisearlythirties,sixtieshippiemeets

　　ninetiesyuppienerd.

　　heconcentratesintenselyonhisnextmove.moishe.sixties.

　　smokesacigarimpatiently.

　　moishe

　　whatareyouwaiting?

mysocial

　　securitywillexpire,you'llstill

　　besittingthere.

　　david

　　i'mthinking.

　　moishe

　　sothinkalready.

　　davidmakesamove.instantlymoishecountershismove.

　　davidfurlshisbrowinthought.

　　moishe

　　againhe'sthinking.

　　moishereachesintoapaperbagandretrievesacoffeeina

　　styrofoamcup.

　　david

　　youhaveanyideahowlongit

　　takesforthosethingsto

　　decompose?

　　moishe

　　youdon'tmovesoon.i'llbeginto

　　decompose.

　　justasdavidfinallymakeshismove,moishecountersagain.

　　davidshootshimalookandstaresbackdowntotheboard.

　　moishe（cont'd）

　　david,i'vebeenmeaningtotalk

　　withyou.it'sniceyou'vebeen

　　spendingsomuchtimewithme,

　　but...

　　david

　　dad,don'tstart.

　　moishe

　　i'monlysaying,it'sbeenwhat?

　　fouryears,youstillhaven't

　　signedyourdivorcepapers.

　　david

　　threeyears.

　　moishe

　　three,four.moveon.it'snot

　　healthy.

　　moishetakesabigpuffonthecigarandcoughs.

　　david

　　lookwho'stalkinghealthy.

　　suddenlydavid'sbeepergoesoff.

　　moishe

　　howmanytimesisthatnow?

you

　　tryingtogetfired?

　　da