相声小品剧本IndependenceDay独立日.docx

1、相声小品剧本IndependenceDay独立日XX（XX）/其他范文/相声小品剧本 IndependenceDay,独立日 英文片名:independenceday中文片名:独立日天煞-地球反击战上映:1996甲骨文剧本网，看电影，学英语independencedaydeandevlinrolandemmerichanamericanflagoddlystill,postedingraydustysand.widentoreveal:ext.lunarsurface-themoononesmallstepforman,onelargepileofgarbageformoon-kind.unt

2、ouchedforyears,theflagstandsnexttothecastoffremainsoftheapollomission.slowlythediscardedequipmentbeginstorattleandshake.anenormousshadowcreepstowardsusblottingoutthehorizon,aloudrumbleisheard.suddenlywearecoveredindarknessastheshadowengulfsus.onlythelonelyimageofourearthhangsintheair,untilahugesilho

3、uettedobjectsuddenlyblocksourview.cutto:ext.newmexico-radiotelescopevalley-nightafieldoflargesatellitedishesscantheskies.superup:s.e.t.i.institute,newmexicoint.institute-monitoringcontrolcenter-samealonetechnicianworksonhisputtingskills.behindhim,walltowalltechnicalequipmentquietlysiftsthroughdata.a

4、redlightbeginstoflash.thetechnicianturnsandslowlywalkstowardsthesource.onebyoneaseriesoflightsturnon.thetechnician(techone)grabsapairofheadphones.hiseyeswiden.int.sleepingquarters-samesleepilyasupervisorpicksupthephone.supervisorifthisisntaninsanelybeautifulwoman,imhangingup.int.controlcenter-samete

5、choneshutupandlisten.heholdsthephoneuptoaspeaker,increasesthevolume.astrangefluctuatingtoneplaysoutinsequentialpatterns.int.sleepingquarters-samehearingit,thesupervisorboltsup,banginghisheadonthebunkabovehim.int.controlcenter-momentslaterapajamapartyonacid.fiveothertechnicians,invariousstatesofundre

6、ss,hoveranxiouslyaroundthemainconsole.thesupervisorenters,tyinghisrobe.supervisorgod,ihopeitsnotjustanotherdamnedrussianspyjob.techthree(overlapping)puteraffirmsthesignalisunidentified.techtwo(hangingupthephone)theboyfromairrestrafficsaytheskiesareclear.noterrestriallaunches.techoneitstherealthing.a

7、radiosignalfromanotherworld.theroombecomesquietastheyrealizethatafteryearsofsearchingtheheavens,theymighthavefinallyfoundsomething.supervisorletsnotjumpthegun.runatrajectorysourcecomputation.techthreeslidesovertoanothercomputer.supervisor(contd)iwanttoknowexactlywhereitscomingfrom.techthreethiscantb

8、eright.techthreejuststaresathisscreenindisbelief.supervisorwhatswrong?techthreecalculateddistancefromsourceisatthreehundredandeightfivethousandkilometers.(turningtosupervisor)itscomingfromthemoon.thesupervisorreachesoverandturnsupthevolumeonthespeaker.astheylistentothestrangetoneswe.cutto:int.hallwa

9、y-pentagon-sameelevatordoorsopensrevealingfourstargeneralgrey,commanderinchiefu.s.spacecommand.understandablynervous,thecommandingofficerescortshimdownthehall.generalgreywhoelseknowsaboutthis?mandingofficerexcuseme,sir.heslideshissecuritycardthroughthelockandthedoorsflyopen.int.spacecommand-thepenta

10、gon-continuousbanksofcomputers,techniciansandassistantsworkingfeverishlythroughthenight.theofficerscrosstheroom.super:spacecommand-mandingofficerweestimateithasadiameterofoverfivehundredandfiftykilometersandamassroughlyonefourththesizeofourmoon.thegeneralturnstothesecondofficer,concerned.generalgrey

11、ameteor?secondofficernosir.definitelynot.generalgreyhowdoyouknow?secondofficerwell,er.itsslowingdown.generalgreyitsdoingwhat?secondofficerits.slowingdown,sir.thegeneralwalksovertoaphone,picksitup.generalgreygetmethesecretaryofdefense.(pause)thenwakehimup.cutto:int.whitmoresbedroom-fre-dawnlayinginbe

12、dthomasj.whitmorereadsastackofpapers.thephonerings.womansvoice(filteringthroughphone)hi.itsme.thewarmlookonwhitmoresfacetellsuseverythingabouthowhefeelsaboutthewomanontheotherend.whitmorehihoney.whattimeisitthere?int.hotelroom-nightdressedinanightgown,mrs.margaretwhitmoreunpacksherbriefingpaperslays

13、themoutonasmalldeskasshetalks.throughthewindowweseelosangelesatnight.margarettwointhemorning.iknowididntwakeyou?whitmore(filtered)asamatteroffactyoudid.margaret(smiles)liar.int.whitmorebedroom-samewhitmoresitsup.whitmoreihaveaconfessiontomake.theresabeautifulyoungblondesleepingnexttome.sleepingnextt

14、ohim,hissix-year-olddaughter,patricia.margaret(filtered)youdidntletherstayupwatchingt.v.allnight?whitmoreofcoursenot.thelittlegirlstirsawake,looksup.patriciamommy?whitmoreyoureflyingbackrightaftertheluncheon?okay,heresheis.whitmorehandsherthephoneandgetsoutofbed.habitablyheturnsonthetelevision.t.v.-

15、newsprogramseveralpunditssitaroundamalaughlin-typenewsdiscussionprogram.thepicturequalityissnowy,staticridden.pundit#1.theinexperienceinpublicofficewasinevitablygoingtocatchupwithhim.hesscarifiedhisidealsforpoliticsasusual.whitmoretiesonhisrobeasheadjuststhepicturequality.pundit#2.isaidthisduringthe

16、campaign.leadershipasapilotinthegulfwarhasnorelationshiptopoliticalleadership.itsadifferentanimal.suddenlythechannelchanges.acartooncomeson.whitmoreturnstohisdaughterwhoholdsheremote.patricia(intophone)daddyletmewatchletterman.whitmoretraitor.whitmoreexitstheroom.int.hallway-continuousaswhitmorestep

17、soutofhisbedroom,asecurityguardsnapstoattention.someonehiddenbehindanewspaper,sitsonabench.securityguardgoodmorning,mr.president.whitmoregoodmorning,george.thepaperisdroppedrevealingconstancehalbrook,mid-thirties,aggressive,sharp,thepresidentscommunicationsdirector.quicklyshegathersherthingsandfollo

18、wswhitmore.int.breakfasttable-continuoustwoservantsarepreparingbreakfastaswhitmoreandconstanceenter.whitmoresitsdown,grabsacoffee.whitmoreyoureupearlythismorning,connie.shetosseshimoneofthemanynewspapersinherhands.constancetheyrenotattackingyourpolicies,theyreattackingyourage.(anotherpaper;reading).

19、addressingcongress,whitmoreseemslesslikethepresidentandmoreliketheorphanchildoliverasking,pleasesir,idlikesomemore.whitmoreclever.constanceagewasneveranissuewhenyoustucktoyourgun.youwerethoughtofasyoungandidealistic.butthemessagehasgottenlost.therestoomuchcompromise,toomuchpolitics.whitmore(pointedl

20、y)isntitamazinghowfasteveryonecanturnagainstyou.realizingshemaybepushinghimtoofar,shehandshimanotherpaper.constancewell,theorangecountyregisterhasnamedyouoneofthetensexiestmenoftheyear.whitmoreyousee,substanceatlast.anaideappearsatthedoorway.constanceexcuseme,mr.president.itsthesecretaryofdefense.wh

21、itmoregoestothephone,picksitup.whitmoreyes?saythatagain?cutto:anoldrussiansatellitedriftingawayfromustheoldrussiansatellitebecomessmallerandsmaller.wepanwithitasweseeitsonacollisioncoursewithsomethinghuge.suddenlythesatelliteexplodesonimpactwiththemuchlargerobjectthatdwarfsthepunypieceofhardware.ash

22、ugeasitis,wegetthefeelingweveonlyseenaportionofthetotal.newyorkskyline-earlymorningaslowcranedownfromthemanhattanskyline,revealing.ext.cliffsidepark-newjersey-morningwiththenewyorkskylineacrossthehudsonbehindthem,oldmensitinthissmallparkplayingchess.unliketheothers,davidmartinisinhisearlythirties,si

23、xtieshippiemeetsninetiesyuppienerd.heconcentratesintenselyonhisnextmove.moishe.sixties.smokesacigarimpatiently.moishewhatareyouwaiting?mysocialsecuritywillexpire,youllstillbesittingthere.davidimthinking.moishesothinkalready.davidmakesamove.instantlymoishecountershismove.davidfurlshisbrowinthought.mo

24、isheagainhesthinking.moishereachesintoapaperbagandretrievesacoffeeinastyrofoamcup.davidyouhaveanyideahowlongittakesforthosethingstodecompose?moisheyoudontmovesoon.illbegintodecompose.justasdavidfinallymakeshismove,moishecountersagain.davidshootshimalookandstaresbackdowntotheboard.moishe(contd)david,

25、ivebeenmeaningtotalkwithyou.itsniceyouvebeenspendingsomuchtimewithme,but.daviddad,dontstart.moisheimonlysaying,itsbeenwhat?fouryears,youstillhaventsignedyourdivorcepapers.davidthreeyears.moishethree,four.moveon.itsnothealthy.moishetakesabigpuffonthecigarandcoughs.davidlookwhostalkinghealthy.suddenlydavidsbeepergoesoff.moishehowmanytimesisthatnow?youtryingtogetfired?da