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Youmightberight.Babiesarealotofwork.

No,that'

snotwhatImean.

-I'

m---Ah,youknow,andthesetwoaren'

tgettinganyyounger.

Thelastthingtheyneedistostartover.

Wouldthatbesobad?

Hey,Jay.

Whatareyoudoing?

-Whattheheckisthat?

-What?

Gethim!

Jayhasbeenveryexplicit

aboutwhathewantstodoforhis65thbirthday,

butPhilDunphyreadsbetweenthelines.

Whatthehellisgoingon?

!

Whatareyoudoing?

Makingyourbirthdaydreamscomestrue.

syourspecialday,buddy.

Shouldweputhiminthetrunk？

Whywouldweputhiminthetrunk?

Yousaidtherewerenobadideas.

Getthisstupidthingoffme!

Ithoughtyousaidthehoodwouldcalmhimdown.

Itworkswithmyfalcon.

Don'

tworry,Gloria.We'

llhavehimbackintimefordinner.

Whichforhimisat4:

00intheafternoon.

'

Causehe'

sold!

Iloveit!

Thisisreallygoodcoffee.

Itreallyis.

Ahh.Isitamediumroastor...

Uh,dark.

Oh.Iwasgonnasaydark.Idon'

tknowwhyIsaidmedium.

Well,youwould'

vebeenright.

Isitwholemilkor...

-2%.-2%.

Okay.Thisisridiculous.

Weneedtotalkabouttheelephantintheroom.

Thegiantstuffedelephant

wasagiftfromourgoodfriendPepper.

Gayguyshavingkidsis--it'

srelativelynew,

soourcommunityhasnotyetlearned

howtomodulatebabygifts.

WhenStevenandStefanhadlittleRocco,

ourfriendLonginussentover

thewholecastof"

Yogabbagabba"

.

NowRoccocrieswheneverheseesbrightcolors.

mnotallowedoverthere.

Iguessweshoulddonateitsomewhere,

alongwiththe800-poundgorilla.

Imean,youknow,nowthatwe'

renotgettingababy.

Adecision,bytheway,

whichseemsevenbetterinthelightofday.

Mm.No,Itotallyagree.

-Sowe'

regood?

-No,we'

regreat.

-Wecouldn'

thavehandledthisanybetter.-No.

Where'

smynewbabybrother?

Okay.Uh,slightoversight.

CanIseehim?

CanwenamehimLarry?

Okay,sweetie.Here,haveaseatwithus.

Um,listen.

ssomethingweneedtotellyou.

IsitaboutLarry?

Well,uh,yes.Uh,sortof.

Um,it--itturnsoutthat...We'

Yeah,andIknowthis--thismakesyouverysad,

butIpromiseyouwe'

restillafamily--

CanIhaveakitten?

Akitten?

IfIcan'

thaveabrother,

thenIwantakittennamedLarry.

Okay,w-what'

sthisabout?

IsLarryonashow?

He'

snot,whichiswhat'

sweird.

-Ooh!

Howwasprom?

-Sofun.

MichaelandIdancedallnight...

Andthenwestayedafterandhelpedcleanup,

whichwasawesome

becauseIgottomeetnextyear'

strigteacher.

ThatisnotthepromIremember.

Ihavesuchabadheadache!

That'

sthepromIremember.

Wereyoudrinking?

Mom,dowereallyhavetodothis?

YouaskifIwasdrinking,Isay"

No,"

andwebothknowthatthat'

snottrue.

Imean,aren'

twepastthispointinourrelationship?

No,younglady,wearenot.

ThenIwasn'

tdrinking.

Meneither,mrs.D.

DearGod.Tellmehedidnotspendthenighthere.

Mom,Ihaveabigdecisiontomake

aboutpoetrycampthissummer.

Isthisaboutthewalkingsticksagain?

Packthemallanddecidewhenyou'

rethere.

Icaneitherfocusonsonnetsorfreeverse.

vealwaysfanciedmyselfasonneteer,

ButI'

mthinkingthefreeversegirls

willbefreerwitheverything,

Ifyoucatchmymeaning.

Hmm?

Ay.I'

msorry,Manny.

msureyouwillmaketherightdecision.

Areyouokay?

Youseemdistracted.

Manny,sitdown.Ihavetotellyousomething.

What?

Iampregnant.

rewhat?

mgoingtohaveababy.

Wow.

renothappy?

Yeah.Sure.

sjustalottotakein.

AndI'

llbehonest,thisisn'

tcomingatagreattimeforme,

WitheverythingI'

vegotgoingon.

Thisisnotyourresponsibility.

Neitherisourwoodensaladbowl,

mtheonlyonewhooilsit.

Withoutme,thatthingwouldsoakupdressinglikeasponge.

Manny,Icantakecareofababy.

Itookcareofyou.

Please.Iwasananomaly.Iself-pottytrained.

Ijustdidnotgettheappeal

ofintentionallysoilingone'

spants.

Thatsaid,

Iwilladmittomissingthekissesonmytummy.

HowdidJaytakeit?

Ihaven'

tbeenabletotellhimyet.

Hemightnotbetoothrilled.

Doyouthink?

Iwasstartingtowonderthesamething.

Hedoesn'

tdealwellwithchange.

Iknow.

Hestillchecksthefrontstepfortheeveningpaper.

tworry,mom.I'

msurehe'

lladapt.

Although,hestilldoescalltheremotethe"

Clicker."

Ay,yeah.

mbored,daddy.Makethecardance.

Allright.Butjustforasecond,allright?

Doitagain.

No.Oncewasenough.

thaveabrother,thenIwantthecartodance.

Wow,youarereallycomfortableplayingthatcard.

Theywouldn'

ttake'

em.

Theywereafraidtheymighthavebedbugs.

Areyouserious?

Theyrejectedourdonation?

Iwassooffended,

Ialmostdidn'

tbuythisfiestawarecreamer.

2bucks.

Didn'

tknowwhattheyhad.

Ah!

Score.

Sowhatarewegonnadonow?

GetakittenandthennameitLarry.

Lily,honey,thisishardlythedaytogetakitten,okay?

Wouldyoujusttellher?

tknow.

Ikindawantonenow.

Youknow,wehavebeenthroughalot,

Andmaybethepresenceofacuddlylittlefriend

willhelpuseasethepain.

Okay,sowhatyou'

resayingis,

Youhaveachild-shapedholeinyourheart,

Andyourplanistocramacatintothere?

Hehasaname.

Ican'

twaittillyoureyesadjusttothelight,

andweseethelookonyourface.

Ihateyouguys.

Hey,Phil,youeverthinkaboutgrowingabeard?

Imean,yougotthefaceforit.

-Youthink?

-Yeah.

sfunny.Ialwaysthoughtso,butmywifedoesn'

t.

Oh,whatdoessheknow?

Comeon,yougotagreatnose,thosedeep-seteyes.

Imean,youwouldlookgood.

Thanks,Shorty.

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s,uh,sortofaJonHamminbetweenprojects.

Okay,putmebackinthetrunk.

Relax,you'

realmostthere.

Nope,I'

mdonenow!

-Hey,jay,no!

-No!

No!

Hey!

Jay!

Jay!

-Jay!

-Sonofabitch!

Somebodyhelpme!

Iwould,but--butthesepantsarecashmere!

Igotyou,Jay!

Yougottacalmhimdown!

-Punchhiminthehead!

-Don'

tpunchhiminthehead!

tmakemepunchyou!

Iwillpunchyoutosaveyou!

IthinkI'

mbeingwaterboarded.

remakingmedothis!

Getthisthingoffme!

Happybirthday.

We'

retakingyoufishing.

Forwhateverit'

sworth,

Dylanwasveryresponsiblelastnight.

sagoodguytohavearoundthehouse.

Mm.Wherewegoingwiththis?

Well,sinceIcan'

tmoveinwithhimanymore,

Hecan'

taffordhisapartment.

SoIwaswonderingifitwouldbeokay

ifhecouldstaywithusforacoupleweeks?

Sure.Oh,youknowwhat?

Whydon'

tyouguystakeourroom?

She'

sbeingfacetious.

Sarcastic.

Dylannostay.

what?

Oh,comeon!

Hehelpsoutalot.

Heisveryhandy.

Really?

Theguywholockedhimselfinhiscar?

Youareinnopositiontobeaskingforfavors,younglady.

Here.Drinkthis.It'

sforyourhangover.

Ugh.Itsmellsgross.

Well,thenyoubetterdrinkitfast.

Ew!

I'

mgonnathrowup!

Ugh!

sahangovercure?

No.

Well,thisisprobablyshot.

Onceagain,I'

dliketoapologizeforpunchingyouinthehead.

Itreallywastheonlywaytosaveyou

sinceyouwereboundand...hooded,

whichleadsmetomysecondapology.

Gentlemen,comeon.Asmyuncleusedtosay,

let'

snotletabotchedkidnappingruinourwholeafternoon.

sright.Thewholepointofthis

isforyoutoenjoythelakewithyourthreebestfriends.

Stancoming?

Burn!

So...65,huh?

reheadingintothebestyearsofyourlife.

sright.

Youputinthework.Youclimbedthemountain.

Nowit'

stimetoreaptherewards.

Iguessyou'

reright.

Soundsprettygoodtome.

Youknow,themoreIlookatyou,

theangrierIgetthatyoudon'

tgotabeard.

Ihadasoulpatchonce.

Asoulpatch?

That'

slikeabeard'

scrap.

Igolfedsixtimeslastweek.

found42balls--anewrecord.

tthinkmyfalconcouldhavefoundthatmany,

Andhecanspotamouseat600yards.

Whatsthathavetodowithbeards?

IthoughtweweretalkingaboutJayturning65

andhowgoodthat'

sgonnabe.

sright.It'

sgonnabegreat,jay.

mtellingya.Igotavegetablegarden.

Twoyearsago,itwasapatchofdirtinmybackyard.

NowIgottomatoes,Igotfivekindsofbeans,

Igotsquash.

Andbetweenyouandme,

meventhinkingaboutpicklingmyowncucumbers.

Whywouldthatbebetweenyouandme?

Becausethere'

safinitenumberofpickles.

Butdon'

tworry.Allyouguysareonthelist.

Well,I'

dliketomakeatoast.

ToJay,who'

snotparticularlybuoyant.

Andagain,I'

mverysorryaboutthat.

Buthe'

sthebest