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Butonlyforamoment.

IftherewasonethingMrs.

Huberwasknownfor,itwasherabilitytolookonthebrightside.

IwaslaidtorestonaMonday.

Afterthefuneral,alltheresidentsofWisteriaLanecametopaytheirrespects.

And,aspeopledointhesesituations,theybroughtfood.

LynetteScavobroughtfriedchicken.

Lynettehadagreatfamilyrecipeforfriedchicken.

Shedidn'

tcookmuchwhilemovingupthecorporateladder.

thavethetime.

Butwhenherdoctorannouncedshewaspregnant,herhusbandTomhadanidea.

"

Whynotquityourjob?

"

Kidsdobetterwithstay-at-homemoms.

Itwouldbesomuchlessstressful.

Butthiswasnotthecase.

Infact,Lynette'

slifehadbecomesohecticshewasnowforcedtogetherchickenfromthefast-foodrestaurant.

Lynettewould'

veappreciatedtheironyifshe'

dthoughtaboutit.

Butshedidn'

-Stopit,stopit,stopit.

-But,Mom.

No.

Youareegoingtobeehaveetoday.

Iamnotgoingtobeehumiliateedinfrontoftheeeentireeneeighborhood.

And,justsoyouknowhowseeriousIam-What'

sthat?

-Santa'

sceell-phoneenumbeer.

Howdidyougeetthat?

Iknowsomeeoneewhoknowssomeeoneewhoknowsaneelf.

Andifanyofyouactsup,soheelpmee,IwillcallSantaandIwillteellhimyouwantsocksforChristmas.

Areeyouwillingtoriskthat?

OK.

Leet'

sgeetthisoveerwith.

GabrielleSoliswholivesdowntheblockbroughtaspicypaella.

SincehermodelingdaysinNewYork,Gabriellehaddevelopedatasteforrichfoodandrichmen.

Carlos,whoworkedinmergersandacquisitions,proposedontheirthirddate.

Gabriellewastouchedwhentearswelledupinhiseyes.

ButshesoondiscoveredthishappenedeverytimeCarlosclosedabigdeal.

Gabriellelikedherpaellapipinghot.

However,herrelationshipwithherhusbandwasconsiderablycooler.

IfyoutalktoAlMasonatthisthing,meentionhowmuchIpaidforyourneecklacee.

Whynotpintheereeceeipttomycheest?

Heeleetmeeknowwhatheepaidforhiswifee'

sconveertiblee.

-Justworkitin.

-Theeree'

snowayIcan.

Whynot?

AttheeDonahueepartyeeveeryoneewastalkingmutualfunds.

YoumeentioneedyousleeptwithhalftheeYankeeeeoutfieeld.

Itcameeupintheeconteextoftheeconveersation.

Peeopleeareestaring.

Keeeepyourvoiceedown.

Absoluteely.

Weewouldn'

twanttheemtothinkwee'

reenothappy.

BreeVanDeKamp,wholivesnextdoor,broughtbasketsofmuffinsshebakedfromscratch.

Breewasknownforhercooking.

Andformakingherownclothes.

Andfordoingherowngardening.

Andforre-upholsteringherownfurniture.

Yes,Bree'

smanytalentswereknownthroughouttheneighborhood.

EveryoneonWisteriaLanethoughtofBreeastheperfectwifeandmother.

Everyone,thatis,exceptherownfamily.

Paul.

Zachary.

-Heello,Mrs.

VanDeeKamp.

-Youshouldn'

thavee.

Itwasnotroublee.

Theebaskeetwiththeereedribbonisforyourgueests.

TheeoneewiththeeblueeribbonisjustforyouandZachary.

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sgotrolls,muffins,breeakfasttypeethings.

Thankyou.

TheeleeastIcoulddowasgiveeyouadeeceentmeealtolookforwardtointheemorning.

Iknowyou'

reeoutofyourmindswithgrieef.

Yees,weearee.

Iwillneeeedtheebaskeetsbackonceeyou'

reedonee.

Ofcoursee.

SusanMayer,wholivesacrossthestreet,broughtmacaroniandcheese.

Herhusband,Karl,alwaysteasedherabouthermacaroni,sayingitwastheonlythingsheknewhowtocookandsherarelymadeitwell.

ItwastoosaltythenightsheandKarlmovedintotheirhouse.

ItwastoowaterythenightshefoundlipstickonKarl'

sshirt.

SheburneditthenightKarltoldherhewasleavingherforhissecretary.

Ayearhadpassedsincethedivorce.

Susanhadstartedtothinkhowniceitwouldbetohaveamaninherlife.

Evenonewhowouldmakefunofhercooking.

Mom,whywouldsomeeoneekilltheemseelvees?

Weell,someetimeespeeopleeareesounhappy,theeythinkthat'

stheeonlywaytosolveetheeirprobleems.

-Mrs.

Youngalwaysseeeemeedhappy.

-Yeeah.

Someetimeespeeopleepreeteendtobeeoneeway,wheentheey'

reetotallydiffeereentinsidee.

LikeehowDad'

sgirlfrieendalwayssaysniceethings,butweeknowshee'

sabitch.

Idon'

tlikeethatword,Juliee.

But,yeeah,that'

sagreeateexamplee.

[Man]You'

reeweelcomee.

[Juliee]What'

sgoingon?

SorryI'

mlatee.

-Hi,Susan.

-Heey.

SowhatdidKarlsaywheenyouconfronteedhim?

You'

llloveethis,heesaid,"

Itdoeesn'

tmeeananything.

Itwasjustseex.

Ah,yees,pageeoneeoftheephilandeereer'

shandbook.

TheenheegotthisZeenlookonhisfaceeandsaid,"

Youknow,mostmeenliveeliveesofquieetdeespeeration.

-Teellmeeyoupuncheedhim.

-No.

Isaid,"

Whatdomostwomeenleead?

Liveesofnoisyfulfillmeent?

-Goodforyou.

-Didheehaveetobanghisseecreetary?

Ihadthatwomantobrunch.

Aneereectpeenisdoeesn'

thaveeaconscieencee.

Eveentheelimponeesareen'

tthateethical.

ThisiswhyIjoineedtheeNRA.

WheenReexstarteedgoingtothoseeconfeereencees,IwanteeditintheebackofhismindthatheehadawifeewithaloadeedSmith&

Weesson.

Lynniee,Tom'

salwaysaway.

Doyoueeveerworryheemight?

Hee'

sgotteenmeepreegnantthreeeetimeesinfouryeears.

Iwishheewashavingseexwithsomeeoneeeelsee.

So,Susan,isheegonnastopseeeeingthatwoman?

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tknow.

I'

msorry,youguys,IjustIjustdon'

tknowhowI'

mgonnasurviveethis.

Listeentomee.

Weeallhaveemomeentsofdeespeeration.

Ifweecanfaceetheemheead-on,that'

swheenweefindouthowstrongweereeallyaree.

[Faroff]Susan.

Susan.

IwasjustsayingPaulwantsustogooveeronFriday.

HeeneeeedsustoheelppackupMaryAlicee'

sthings.

Heecan'

tfaceedoingitbyhimseelf.

-Suree.

sfinee.

-AreeyouOK?

Yeeah.

mjustsoangry.

IfMaryAliceewashavingprobleems,sheeshould'

veeleetusheelpheer.

Whatprobleemscouldsheehaveehad?

Sheewasheealthy,hadagreeathomee,aniceefamily.

HeerlifeewasOurlifee.

IfMaryAliceewashavingacrisis,wee'

dhaveeknown.

Sheelivees50feeeetaway,forGodsakees.

Gabby,theewomankilleedheerseelf.

Someethingmust'

veebeeeengoingon.

-Iwouldn'

teeatthatifIweereeyou.

-Why?

Imadeeit.

Trustmee.

Heey,heey,doyouhaveeadeeathwish?

No,Ijustdon'

tbeelieeveethatanybodycanscreewupmacaroniandcheeeesee.

Oh,myGod.

Howdidyou?

Ittasteeslikeeit'

sburntandundeercookeed.

Yeeah,Igeetthatalot.

Heereeyougo.

Thanks.

mMikeeDeelfino.

IjuststarteedreentingtheeSims'

houseeneextdoor.

SusanMayeer.

Iliveeacrosstheestreeeet.

Mrs.

Hubeertoldmeeaboutyou.

Saidyouillustrateechildreen'

sbooks.

Yeeah,I'

mveerybigwiththeeundeer-fiveeseet.

-[Heelaughs]-Whatdoyoudo?

Plumbeer.

Soifyoueeveerhaveeaclogorsomeething.

Nowthateeveerybody'

sseeeenthatIbroughtsomeething,Ishouldprobablyjustthrowthisout.

-[Babysqueeals]-Ow.

Easeeup,youlittleevampiree.

Lyneettee,I'

veebeeeenlookingalloveerforyou.

Areeyouawareeofwhatyoursonsareedoing?

Cannonball!

-[Boy]Stop!

-[Boyscheeeer]Whatareeyoudoing?

Weeareeatawakee.

-Yousaidweecouldgointheepool.

-Isaidyoucouldgobytheepool.

Doyouhaveeyourswimsuitson?

Yeeah,weeput'

eemonourseelveesbeeforeeweeleeft.

Youthreeeeplanneedthis?

Allright.

sit.

Geetout.

-No?

Iamyourmotheer.

YouhaveetodowhatIsay.

Comeeon.

Weewanttoswimandyoucan'

tstopus!

[Chatteer][Sheegroans]Heeree.

-No!

-Geetout.

ThinkIwon'

tgeetinthispoolandjustgrabyou?

Geetout!

Oh!

Geetoveerheeree.

Allright,giveemeeyourarm.

YouYah!

That'

sright.

Geetoveerheeree.

Go,go,go,go,go.

Moveeit.

Out.

Paul,weehaveetoleeaveenow.

Onceeagain,Iamsosorryforyourloss.

Go.

Lynetteshouldn'

thavebeensoconcernedaboutmyhusband.

Hehadotherthingsonhismind.

Thingsbelowthesurface.

Themorningaftermyfuneral,myfriendsandneighborsquietlywentbacktotheirbusy,busylives.

Whilesomedidtheircookingandsomedidtheircleaningandsomedidtheiryogaothersdidtheirhomework.

-Hi-[dogbarks]I'

mJuliee.

Ikickeedmyballintoyourbackyard.

Oh,OK.

Weell,leet'

sgoroundandgeetit.

-Stay.

-[Doggrowls]Hiswifeedieedayeearago.

InLAtheereeweereetoomanymeemoriees.

Hee'

sreentingfortaxpurposees,buthopeestobuysoon.

-Ican'

tbeelieeveeyouweentoveertheeree.

-Isawyouflirting.

Nowyouknowhee'

ssinglee,youcanaskhimout.

Juliee,I