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[JoeyisstaringatMonica'

sbreasts]

Joeythey'

renotreal.Istartmilesbeneaththesurfaceofthesethings,ok,they'

refake.See[squeezesherbreast]honkhonk.

CHANDLER:

Wow,it'

s,it'

slikepornoforclowns.

OPENINGTITLES

CentralPerk.Chandler,Ross,Joey,Phoebe,andMonicaareplanningRache'

sbirthdayparty.]

ItalkedtoRachel'

ssisters,neitherofthemcancome.

Ok,umso,IstillhavetoinviteDillonandEmmaandShannonCooper.

Woah,woah,woah,uh,noShannonCooper.

Whynother?

Causesheuh,shestealsstuff.

Ormaybeshedoesn'

tstealstuffandJoeyjustsleptwithherandnevercalledherback.

Joeythatishorriable.

HeyIlikedher,alright.Maybe,maybetoomuch.Idon'

tknowIguessIjustgotscared.

I'

msorry,Ididn'

tknow.

Ididn'

tthinkanyone'

dbuythat,ok.

[Rachelenters]

Hihoney,howdiditgo?

RACHEL:

Agh,itwasthegraduationfromhell.

Yaknow,mycousinwenttohellonafootballscholarship.

Yaknow,Imeanthisissupposedtobeajoyousoccasion.Mysister'

sgraduatingfromcollege,nobodythoughtshewould.It'

satruetestamenttowhatagirlfromlongislandwoulddoforaCelica.

Sowhathappened?

Myparentshappened.Alltheyhadtodowassitinthesamestadium,smileproudly,andnottalkaboutthedivorce.Butnooo,theygotintoahugefightinthemiddleofthecommencementaddress.BishopTutuactuallyhadtostopandshushthem.Butyouknowwhat,youknowwhatthegoodnewsis?

Igettoservecoffeeforthenext8hours.

Ok,soIguesswedon'

tinviteherparents.

Well,howboutjusthermom?

Whyhermom?

CauseIalreadyinvitedher.

Ooh,ooh,didyouaskStacyRoth?

Ohno,can'

tinviteher.Shealsosteals.

MonicaandRachel'

sapartment.Chandler,Joey,Monica,andPhoebearesettingupfortheparty.]

Ok,herearethebirthdaycandles.Where'

sthebirthdaycake?

Ok,we'

renothavingbirthdaycake,we'

rehavingbirthdayflan.

Excuseme?

It'

satraditionalMexicancustarddessert.

Ohthat'

snice.HappybirthdayRachel,here'

ssomegoo.

[knockatthedoor]

[answersthedoor]Dr.Greene.OhmyGodit'

sdad.What'

reyoudoinghere?

MR.GREENE:

Thefathercan'

tdropbytoseethedaughteronherbirthday?

Nono,thefathercan,butum,sinceIamtheroommateIcantellyouthatshe'

snothereandI'

llpassalongthemessage,ok.Sobye-bye.

Ohhh,you'

rehavingaparteee.

No,no,notaparty.JustasurprisegatheringofsomepeopleRachelknows.Um,thisisPhoebeandChandlerandJoey.

llneverrememberallofthat.Souh,what'

sthedeal?

Rachelcomeshome,peoplepopoutandyellstuff,isthatit?

Thisisn'

tyourfirstsurpriseparty,isitsir?

[knockatthedoor,MonicaanswerstoseeMrs.Greene]

MRS.GREENE:

HiMonica.

[Monicaslamsthedoorbackshut]

Chinesemenuguy.Forgotthemenus.

So,basicallyjustaChineseguy.

Uh,hey,Dr.Greene,whydon'

tyoucomewithme,we'

llputyourjacketonRachel'

sbed.

Alright,thatsoundslikeatwopersonjob.[theywalkintoRachel'

sbedroom]

Well,mygoodness,whatwasthat?

Sandra,Iamsosorry,IthoughtyouwereRachelandwejustweren'

treadyforyouyet.

YouthoughtIwasRachel?

Yesbecauseuh,youlooksoyoung.

Andbecauseyou'

reboth,youknow,whitewomen.

Oh,Imissedyoukids.Well,shouldIputmycoatinthebedroom?

NO!

No,I'

lltakethatforya.

Ohwellthankyou.Suchagentleman.Thankyou.[Chandlertakesthehotpinkcoatandgrimacesatit]Ahh,italllookssonice,sofestive,alltheballoons...[Chandler,rememberingthatJoeyandMr.Greeneareinthebedroom,throwshercoatinacupboard]Thefunniestthinghappenedtomeonthewayhere.Iwas...[Joeypeeksout]

[cuttingMrs.Greeneoff]Ha-ha,that'

sgreat,ha-ha.Ican'

twaittoheartherestofit,yaknow,butIreallyhavetogotothebathroomso...Hey,comewithme.Yeah,yeah,it'

llbelikewe'

regalpals,yaknow,likeatarestraunt.Oh,it'

llbefun,c'

mon.[theygointhebathroom]

OhmyGod,ohmyGod,ohmyGod.

Ok,think,whatwouldJackandChrissydo?

[peeksbackout]Ok,nowthatyourcoatissafelyinthebedr-,[seesthatthecoastisclear]oh,okwecancomebackoutinthelivingroom.

Souh,JoeyandChanlder,I,Ithinkit'

stimethatyoutakeDr.Greeneovertoyourplace.

Uhh,yes,absdolutely,um.Whyagain?

Becausethat'

swherethepartyisyougoon.Seethisisjustthestagingarea.

Rightthisisstaging.

Yeah,thismorethananythingelse,isthestagingarea.

[asthey'

rewalkingout,Dr.GreenequestioninglygesturesattheHappyBirthdaysignoverthedoor]Thisisclearlyinthewrongapartment.[theyallwalkacrossthehall]

Lateroninthehallwaybetweentheapartments.Chandlerisshowingpeopletotheparties.]

Alrightyouguysareofftopartynumberone[ushers3guysintoMonica'

sapartment]andyou,youareofftopartynumbertwo[ushersfourwomenintohisapartment.TwoguystrytofollowandChandlerblocksthemandshoosthemofftoMonica'

sapartment]Alrightfellas,let'

skeepitmovin'

let'

keepitmovin.

Chandlercouldyouatleastsendsomewomentomyparty?

[buzzergoesoff]Alrightthat'

sRoss.

Ok,they'

recoming,shhh.[RunsintoMonica'

sapartmentandgrabsonelastgirltotaketohisapartment]

Ohh,thankyouforthewonderfuldinner.

Thanksforbeingborn.

Ohh,thankyouformybeautiulearrings,they'

reperfect.Iloveyou.

Oh,nowyoucanexchangethemifyouwant,ok.

NowIloveyouevenmore.

[theykissandRossbacksherintoherapartmentandturnsonthelights]

Surprise.

Ohmygosh,wow.Monica.Ohmygod.Mom.Thisissogreat.

Happybirthdaysweetie.

Wowyou,you.Ihadnoidea.

Really?

No,Iknew.

Allright.

Ok,everybody,there'

sfoodanddrinksonthetable.Goacrossthehall.

Rightnow,JoeyandChandler'

s,gonow.

Why.

Justgo.

[theywalkacrossthehall]

Happybirthdaysweetpea.

Daddy.

[Adbreak.Timelapse.StillatpartyatChandlerandJoey'

s.RachelistalkingtoChandlerandRoss.]

Bothofthemarehere,bothofthem,bothofthemarehere?

Well,wecouldcountagain.

Ican'

tbelievethisishappening.

Youknowwhat,thisisridiculous,ok.Thisisyourbirthday,thisisyourparty.Isaywejustput'

emalltogetherandiftheycan'

tdealwithit,whocares.

Ido.

That'

swho.

Look,areyougonnabeok?

Well,Ihavetobe,Idon'

treallyhaveachoice,Imean,youknow,Icouldlookatthebrightside,Igettwobirthdaypartiesandtwobirthdaycakes.

Well,actuallyjustonebirthdayflan.

satraditionalMexicancustarddessert...LooktalktoMonica,she'

sonthefoodcommittee.

[Timelapse.Chandlerrunsoutofthebathroom.]

Joey,Joey.Hey,somegirljustwalkeduptomeandsaid,'

IwantyouDennis,'

andstuckhertoungedownmythroat.Ilovethisparty.

Quickvolleyballquestion.

Volleyball.

Yeah,wesetupacourtinyourroom.Uh,youdidn'

treallylikethatgreylamp,didyou?

Joey,awomanjuststuckhertoungedownmythroat,I'

mnotevenlisteningtoyou.

GIRL'

SVOICE:

Dennis.

Ok,that'

sme.[runsback]

Listenhoney,canyoukeepdadoccupied,I'

mgonnagotalktomomforawhile.

Ok,doyouhaveanyideasforanyopeners?

Uhh,let'

sjuststayclearof'

mtheguythat'

sdoingyoudaughter'

andyoushouldbeok.

[BackinMonica'

sparty]

Okpeople,Iwantyoutotakeapieceofpaper,hereyougo,andwritedownyourmostembarassingmemory.Oh,andIdoaskthatwhenyou'

renotusingthemarkers,youputthecapsbackonthembecausetheywilldryout.

[BackinChandlerandJoey'

HiDr.Greene.So,uh,how'

severythingintheuh,vascularsurgery....game?

snotagameRoss,awomandiedonmytabletoday.

msorry.Seethat'

sthegoodthingaboutmyjob.Allthedinosaursonmytablearealreadydead.

Listenyouguys,Idon'

tmeantobeapainaboutthisbut,um,I'

venoticedthatsomeofyouarejustplacingthemon.Youwannapushthecapsuntilyouhearthemclick.[shedemonstrates,Guntherstartstowalktothedoor]Gunther,where'

reyougoing?

GUNTHER:

Ium,wassortathinkingaboutmaybe...

No.Noyoucan'

tgo.Nothisisfun.Comeonwe'

rejustgettingstarted.Here,here'

syourmarker.

Listenifyouwannago,justgo.

GUNTER:

No,she'

llyellatmeagain.

Alright,Icangetyouout.

Shh.Inaminute,I'

mgonnacreateadiversion.WhenIdo,walkquicklytothedooranddon'

tlookback.

[BackatChandlerandJoey'

IthinkIneedadrink.

Oh,here,I,I'

llgetitforya.Whad'

yawant?

Scotch.

Scotch.Alright,I'

llbebackin10secondswithyourscotchontherocksinaglass.

Neat.

Cool.

Nonono,nonono,neat,asinnorocks.

Iknow.

[BackatMonica'

OhhelloRoss,wherehaveyoubeen?

Hi.Uh,Ihavebeeninthebathroom.Stayclearofthesalmonmousse.

Oh,scotchneat.Yaknow,that'

sfather'

sdrink.

Oh,minetoo.Isn'

tthatneat,scotchneat.Wouldyouexcuseme?

[walksoutinthehallway,Mr.GreeneiswalkingoutofChandlerandJoey'

sapartment]Hey,hey,whereyouuh,sneakinofftomister?

mgettingmycigarettesoutofmyjacket.

No.no.

Whad'

yameanno?

No,um,see'

causethat,thatis,thatisthestagingarea.Ifyougointhere,it'

llruinthewholeillusionoftheparty.Yeah,IthinkyoutakeyourscotchbackinthereandIwillgetyourcigarettesforyousir.

Getmyglassestoo.

Allrightyroo.[closesthedoor]Whatagreatmomenttosaythatforthefirsttime.[goestogetthecigarettesandglasses]

Ok,thefirstperson'

smostembarassingmemoryis,'

Monica,yourpartysucks.'

Veryfunny.

Ohno,ooh,ooh,didsomebodyforgettouseacoaster?

[sherunsovertowherePhoebeis,Phoebesigna