最新高中英语《Frinds老友记》第5季中英文对照完整剧文档格式.docx

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Monica:

Ohno,wait!

Joey!

（Theytrytostophim,notsureofwhathe'

splanning.HeignoresthemandgoestotalktoRoss.）

Ross:

（hopping）73!

72!

71!

Ross!

Ross,listen!

Whoareyoukissingatmidnight,huh?

RachelorPhoebe?

What?

Wellyougottakisssomeone,youcan'

tkissyoursister.

Well,who'

sgonnakissmysister.

Chandler.

Awww,man!

Really?

Dude-dude,whowouldyouratherhavekissyoursister,meorChandler?

That'

sagoodpoint.

Yeah.

Ohwell,sinceIhavethatwholehistorywithRachel,IguessPhoebe.

Okay,great!

Allright.

Pheebs!

Rosswantstokissyouatmidnight!

Phoebe:

It'

ssoobvious,whydoesn'

thejustask?

Rach!

Listen,I'

mgonnakissyouatmidnight.

Rachel:

Well,everyone'

sgottakisssomeone.Youcan'

tkissRossyougotthehistory.

So?

Whowouldyouratherhavekissyou,meorChandler?

Oh,goodpoint.

Yeah!

All:

（watchingtheballdrop）3!

2!

1!

HAPPYNEWYEAR!

（Andwiththateveryonestartsplayingtonsilhockey.ChandlerwithMonica,RosswithPhoebe,andJoeywithRachel.）

（ToMonica）HappyNewYear!

HappyNewYear.

（ToPhoebe）HappyNewYear,Pheebs!

Youtoo!

（ToJoey）HappyNewYear,Joey!

Sodidthatdoanythingforya?

（Rachelslowlywalksaway.）

OpeningCredits

[Scene:

s,aftertheparty.Everyonehasleft,exceptforthegang.]

Y'

knowwhat?

I'

mgonnagooutonalimbandsaynodivorcesin'

99!

Butyourdivorceisn'

tevenfinalyet.

Justtheonedivorcein'

knowwhat,Iamgonnabehappythisyear.Iamgonnamakemyselfhappy.

Doyouwantustoleavetheroom,or?

EverydayIamgonnadoonethingthatIhaven'

tdonebefore.ThatmyfriendsismyNewYear'

sresolution.

Ooh!

sagoodone!

Mineistopilotacommercialjet.

sgoodonetoo,Pheebs.Nowallyouhavetodoisfindaplaneloadofpeoplewho'

sresolutionistoplummettotheirdeaths.

Maybeyourresolutionistonotmakefunofyourfriends,especiallytheoneswhomaysoonbeflyingyoutoEuropeforfreeontheirownplane.

Shehasabetterchanceofsproutingwingsandflyingupyournosethanyoudoofnotmakingfunofus.

Infact,I'

llbetyou50bucksthatyoucan'

tgothewholeyearwithoutmakingfunofus.Eh,y'

knowwhat,betteryet?

Aweek.

lltakethatbetmyfriend.Andyouknowwhat,payingmethe50buckscouldbethe"

newthingyoudothatday!

"

（Rosslooksathim.）Anditstartsrightnow!

Allright,myNewYear'

sresolutionistolearnhowtoplaytheguitar.

Ohh.

Howcome?

Well,y'

knowthosespecialskillsIhavelistedonmyresume?

Iwouldloveitwouldbegreatifoneofthosewastrue.

Doyouwantmetoteachyou?

magreatteach

er.

Who-whohaveyoutaught?

Well,ItaughtmeandIloveme.

Yeahthat'

dbegreat!

ThanksPheebs!

Op,look!

Clairefo

rgotherglasses!

Andshe'

sgonnabereallyneedingthesetokeepaneyeonthatboyfriend,who,Ihear,needstokeephisstaplerinhisdeskdrawer,ifyouknowwhatI'

mtalk

ingabout.

HeyRach,maybeyourresolutionshouldbetoumm,gossipless.

Idon'

tgossip!

（Theyalllaugh.）

Well,maybesometimesIfindoutthingsorIhearsomethingandIpassthatinformationony'

knowkindalikeapublicservice,itdoesn'

tmeanI'

magossip.Imean,wouldyoucallTedKopelagossip?

WellifTedKopeltalkedabouthiscoworkersbotchedboobjobs,Iwould.

Theywerelikethis!

（Sheputsherhandsoverherbreastsandindicatesthatthecoworkersboobjobresultedinonepointingupandonepointingdownwithherhandsbypointingupwithonehandanddownwiththeother.）

CentralPerk,RossistalkingtoabeautifulwomanasChandlerandJoeyenter.]

Woman:

llseeyoutomorrow.

Okay!

（Sheleaves.）（ToChandlerandJoey.）Hey!

ChandlerandJoey:

Hey!

Ijustaskedthatgirlout.

Nice!

Isthatpartofyourresolution,yournewthingfortoday?

Yesitis.See.（Showsthemthepieceofpapershegavehimwithhernameandphonenumberonit.）

（readingit）ElizabethHornswoggle?

sright,uh,ElizabethHornswoggle.

Horn-swoggle.

YouallrightChandler?

Istheresomethingfunnyaboutthatname?

No.No,IjustthinkthatmaybeI-I'

dhearditsomewherebefore.（Sitsdownrubbinghistemple.）

Ohreally!

Where?

SomewherefunnyI'

dbet!

（ChandlerisstrainingtokeepquietasPhoebeenters.）

Hi,Pheebs!

Oh-oh,guesswhat?

I-IhaveadatewithElizabeth（TalkingintoChandler'

sear.）Hornswoggle.

Hornswoggle?

（ToChandler）Ooh,thismustbekillingyou.

Allright,seeyoulater.

Seeya!

AllrightPheebs,Iamreadyformyfirstlesson.

Okay.（Joeytriestotaketheguitar.）Ohno-no-no,youdon'

ttouchtheguitar!

Firstyoulearnhere,（Pointstoherhead.）thenyoulearnhere.（Pointstotheguitar.）

Umm,okay.

Okay,lessonone:

chords.Now,Idon'

tknowtheactualnamesofthechordsbutumm,I-I-ImadeupnamesforthewaymyhandlookswhileI'

mdoingthem.（ShestartstoshowJoeythechords.TranscribersNote:

Forthisoneyou'

llhavetouseyourimagination,'

causeitwouldtakeme50pagestodescribeeachone.Soifyouwanttoseethem,you'

llhavetowaitforthisepisodetocometoaTVnearyou.）（Holdingupherhandandthenreconfiguringherhandwitheachname.）Sothen,thisisBearClaw.Okay,umm,TurkeyLegandOldLady.（Joeytriestoimitatethem.）

Whataninterestingapproachtoguitarinstruction.Y'

knowsomemightfinditamusing,Imyselffinditregular.

s,PhoebeisenteringwithRachel.]

Heyeverybody,Rachelwassogoodtoday.Shedidn'

tgossipatall.

Ididn’t!

EvenwhenIfoundout…umm,allright,welllet'

sjustsayIfoundsomethingoutsomethingaboutsomeoneandlet'

sjustsayshe'

sgonnakeepit.（Goesintoherroom.）

Hey,Pheebs!

Check-checkthisout.（HoldsuphishandinoneofPhoebe'

schords.）

Ooh,younailedtheOld

Lady!

（Theybothlaughatwhatshesaid.）

Yeahlistenso,IthoughtIwasgettingbetter,soonmywayhometo

dayIstoppedbythisguitarstoreand…

Didyou,didyoutouchanyoftheguitarswhileyouwerethere?

Didyou?

No.

Givemeyourhands.（Hedoesandshesmellshislefthand.）Strings.Gimmeit!

（Hegivesherhisrighthandandshesmellsitaswell.）Pick.Doyouwanttolearntoplayguitar?

Yes!

Thendon'

ttouchone!

（entering,withBen）Hi!

Ben:

Hi!

HiBen!

AuntieMonica!

（Herunstohugher.）

（noticessomething）Rossiswearingleatherpants!

DoesnobodyelseseethatRossiswearingleatherpants?

（Pause,noonespeaks.）Someonecommentonthepants!

Ithinkthey'

reverynice.

Ilike'

em.

（Chandlerbangsthetableinfrustration.）

Ilikethemalot.

snotwhatIhadinmind!

See,peoplelikeRossdon'

tgenerallywearthesetypesofpants.Yousee,they'

reverytight.（MotionstoRoss'

sbuttock.）Maybethere'

ssomethinginthatarea.

（Theyallspeakatonceingeneralapprovalofhispantsselection;

Joeyaskswherehegotthem.Ican'

tpickouttherestofit.）

Ohsee,I-Ineededanewthingfortodayandthere'

sthisleatherstorethatalwayssmellssogoodandIthoughttomyself,"

Wow,（ToChandler）Ineverreallyownedagoodsmellingpairofpantsbefore."

（Noonesaysanything.）

Ohcomeon!

（Stormsout.）

（afterhe'

sleft）Okay,seriously,whatdoyouthink?

Youlooklikeafreak.

Awful,absolutelyawful.（PlusothernegativecommentsfromPhoebeandMonica.）

（MonicastartstakingpicturesofRossandBen,withtheflash.）

Whatareyou,whatareyoudoing?

smyNewYear'

sresolution!

What,toblindmychild?

No!

Totakemorepicturesofallofustogether.ImeanIreallythinkit'

sthebestresolutionbecauseeveryonewillenjoythepictures.

Well,everyonewillenjoymymusicaswell.（DoesachordandMonicastartstakingpicturesofhimandPhoebe.TheybothstarttostrikeaposewiththeexcessiveamountofpicturesthatMonicatakes.）

ElizabethHornswoggle'

sapartment;

Rossisthereonhisdatewithher.Theyaresittingonthecouchwatchingamovie.Rossisobviouslyhot.]

（talkingtoh

imself）MyGod!

Thesepantsareburningup!

（He'

sstillwearingtheleatherpants.）（Shesnugglescloser.）Ohcomeon,shewantstosnugglenow!

Whatisshetryingtokillme?

slikeavolcanoinhere!

（Outloud.）Areyouhot?

ElizabethHornswoggle:

Okay,itmustjustbemethen.

（Heshiftsonthecouchandarippingsoundemanatesfromhislowerregions,thesoundremindsoneofabriefexplosionofgas.Inotherwords,itsoundsli