最新高中英语《Frinds老友记》第5季中英文对照完整剧文档格式.docx

1、Monica: Oh no, wait! Joey!（They try to stop him, not sure of what hes planning. He ignores them and goes to talk to Ross.）Ross: （hopping） 73! 72! 71! Ross! Ross, listen! Who are you kissing at midnight, huh? Rachel or Phoebe? What? Well you gotta kiss someone, you cant kiss your sister. Well, whos g

2、onna kiss my sister. Chandler. Awww, man! Really? Dude-dude, who would you rather have kiss your sister, me or Chandler? Thats a good point. Yeah. Oh well, since I have that whole history with Rachel, I guess Phoebe. Okay, great! All right. Pheebs! Ross wants to kiss you at midnight!Phoebe: Its so o

3、bvious, why doesnt he just ask? Rach! Listen, Im gonna kiss you at midnight.Rachel: Well, everyones gotta kiss someone. You cant kiss Ross you got the history. So? Who would you rather have kiss you, me or Chandler? Oh, good point. Yeah!All: （watching the ball drop） 3! 2! 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!（And with

4、 that everyone starts playing tonsil hockey. Chandler with Monica, Ross with Phoebe, and Joey with Rachel.） （To Monica） Happy New Year! Happy New Year. （To Phoebe） Happy New Year, Pheebs! You too! （To Joey） Happy New Year, Joey! So did that do anything for ya?（Rachel slowly walks away.）Opening Credi

5、tsScene:s, after the party. Everyone has left, except for the gang. Yknow what? Im gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in 99! But your divorce isnt even final yet. Just the one divorce in know what, I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy. Do you want us to leave the room,

6、 or? Everyday I am gonna do one thing that I havent done before. That my friends is my New Years resolution. Ooh!s a good one! Mine is to pilot a commercial jet.s good one too, Pheebs. Now all you have to do is find a planeload of people whos resolution is to plummet to their deaths. Maybe your reso

7、lution is to not make fun of your friends, especially the ones who may soon be flying you to Europe for free on their own plane. She has a better chance of sprouting wings and flying up your nose than you do of not making fun of us. In fact, Ill bet you 50 bucks that you cant go the whole year witho

8、ut making fun of us. Eh, yknow what, better yet? A week.ll take that bet my friend. And you know what, paying me the 50 bucks could be the new thing you do that day! （Ross looks at him.） And it starts right now! All right, my New Years resolution is to learn how to play the guitar. Ohh. How come? We

9、ll, yknow those special skills I have listed on my resume? I would love it would be great if one of those was true. Do you want me to teach you?m a great teacher. Who-who have you taught? Well, I taught me and I love me. Yeah thatd be great! Thanks Pheebs! Op, look! Claire forgot her glasses! And sh

10、es gonna be really needing these to keep an eye on that boyfriend, who, I hear, needs to keep his stapler in his desk drawer, if you know what Im talking about. Hey Rach, maybe your resolution should be to umm, gossip less. I dont gossip!（They all laugh.） Well, maybe sometimes I find out things or I

11、 hear something and I pass that information on yknow kinda like a public service, it doesnt mean Im a gossip. I mean, would you call Ted Kopel a gossip? Well if Ted Kopel talked about his coworkers botched boob jobs, I would. They were like this! （She puts her hands over her breasts and indicates th

12、at the coworkers boob job resulted in one pointing up and one pointing down with her hands by pointing up with one hand and down with the other.） Central Perk, Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter.Woman:ll see you tomorrow. Okay! （She leaves.） （To Chandler and Joey.） Hey!C

13、handler and Joey: Hey! I just asked that girl out. Nice! Is that part of your resolution, your new thing for today? Yes it is. See. （Shows them the piece of paper she gave him with her name and phone number on it.） （reading it） Elizabeth Hornswoggle?s right, uh, Elizabeth Hornswoggle. Horn-swoggle.

14、You all right Chandler? Is there something funny about that name? No. No, I just think that maybe I-Id heard it somewhere before. （Sits down rubbing his temple.） Oh really! Where? Somewhere funny Id bet! （Chandler is straining to keep quiet as Phoebe enters.） Hi, Pheebs! Oh-oh, guess what? I-I have

15、a date with Elizabeth （Talking into Chandlers ear.） Hornswoggle. Hornswoggle? （To Chandler） Ooh, this must be killing you. All right, see you later. See ya! All right Pheebs, I am ready for my first lesson. Okay. （Joey tries to take the guitar.） Oh no-no-no, you dont touch the guitar! First you lear

16、n here, （Points to her head.） then you learn here. （Points to the guitar.） Umm, okay. Okay, lesson one: chords. Now, I dont know the actual names of the chords but umm, I-I-I made up names for the way my hand looks while Im doing them. （She starts to show Joey the chords. Transcribers Note: For this

17、 one youll have to use your imagination, cause it would take me 50 pages to describe each one. So if you want to see them, youll have to wait for this episode to come to a TV near you.） （Holding up her hand and then reconfiguring her hand with each name.） So then, this is Bear Claw. Okay, umm, Turke

18、y Leg and Old Lady. （Joey tries to imitate them.） What an interesting approach to guitar instruction. Yknow some might find it amusing, I myself find it regular.s, Phoebe is entering with Rachel. Hey everybody, Rachel was so good today. She didnt gossip at all. I didnt! Even when I found outumm, all

19、 right, well lets just say I found something out something about someone and lets just say shes gonna keep it. （Goes into her room.） Hey, Pheebs! Check-check this out. （Holds up his hand in one of Phoebes chords.） Ooh, you nailed the Old Lady! （They both laugh at what she said.） Yeah listen so, I th

20、ought I was getting better, so on my way home today I stopped by this guitar store and Did you, did you touch any of the guitars while you were there? Did you? No. Give me your hands. （He does and she smells his left hand.） Strings. Gimme it! （He gives her his right hand and she smells it as well.）

21、Pick. Do you want to learn to play guitar? Yes! Then dont touch one! （entering, with Ben） Hi!Ben: Hi! Hi Ben! Auntie Monica! （He runs to hug her.） （notices something） Ross is wearing leather pants! Does nobody else see that Ross is wearing leather pants? （Pause, no one speaks.） Someone comment on th

22、e pants! I think theyre very nice. I like em. （Chandler bangs the table in frustration.） I like them a lot.s not what I had in mind! See, people like Ross dont generally wear these types of pants. You see, theyre very tight. （Motions to Rosss buttock.） Maybe theres something in that area.（They all s

23、peak at once in general approval of his pants selection; Joey asks where he got them. I cant pick out the rest of it.） Oh see, I-I needed a new thing for today and theres this leather store that always smells so good and I thought to myself, Wow, （To Chandler） I never really owned a good smelling pa

24、ir of pants before.（No one says anything.） Oh come on! （Storms out.） （after hes left） Okay, seriously, what do you think? You look like a freak. Awful, absolutely awful. （Plus other negative comments from Phoebe and Monica.）（Monica starts taking pictures of Ross and Ben, with the flash.） What are yo

25、u, what are you doing?s my New Years resolution! What, to blind my child? No! To take more pictures of all of us together. I mean I really think its the best resolution because everyone will enjoy the pictures. Well, everyone will enjoy my music as well. （Does a chord and Monica starts taking pictur

26、es of him and Phoebe. They both start to strike a pose with the excessive amount of pictures that Monica takes.） Elizabeth Hornswoggles apartment; Ross is there on his date with her. They are sitting on the couch watching a movie. Ross is obviously hot. （talking to himself） My God! These pants are b

27、urning up! （Hes still wearing the leather pants.） （She snuggles closer.） Oh come on, she wants to snuggle now! What is she trying to kill me?s like a volcano in here! （Out loud.） Are you hot?Elizabeth Hornswoggle: Okay, it must just be me then.（He shifts on the couch and a ripping sound emanates from his lower regions, the sound reminds one of a brief explosion of gas. In other words, it sounds li