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（Longpause.）
Multipleorgasms!
OpeningCredits
CentralPerk,allarethere.]
So,Saturdaynight,thebignight,datenight,Saturdaynight,Sat-ur-daynight!
Noplans,huh?
Notaone.
Noteven,say,breakingupwithJanice?
Oh,right,right,shutup.
Chandler,nobodylikesbreakingupwithsomeone.Youjustgottadoit.
No,Iknow,butit'
sjustsohard,youknow?
Imean,you'
resittingtherewithher,shehasnoideawhat'
shappening,andthenyoufinallygetupthecouragetodoit,andthere'
sthehorribleawkwardmomentwhenyou'
vehandedherthenote.
Whydoyouhavetobreakupwithher?
Beaman,juststopcalling.
Youknow,ifyouwant,I'
lldoitwithyou.
Oh,thanks,butIthinkshe'
dfeellikewe'
regangin'
uponher.
No,ImeanyoubreakupwithJaniceandI'
llbreakupwithTony.
Tony?
Oh,you'
rebreakingupwithTony?
Yeah,Iknow,he'
ssweet,butit'
sjustnotfunanymore,youknow?
Idon'
tknowifit'
sme,orhishungerstrike,or,Idon'
tknow.
（waitressing）Doesanybodywantanythingelse?
Oh,yeah,lastweekyouhadawonderful,nutty,chocolateykindofacakeypiething.（Rachelgiveshimadirtylook）Nothing,just,just,I'
mfine.
zhuzi2nn8
2008-7-1412:
51
（toRachel）What'
sthematter?
Whysoscrunchy?
smyfather.HewantstogivemeaMercedesconvertible.
Thatguy,heburnsmeup.
Yeah,well,it'
saMercedesifImovebackhome.Oh,itwashorrible.Hecalledmeyounglady.
Ooh,Ihatewhenmyfathercallsmethat.
Didhegiveyouthatwhole"
You'
re-not-up-to-this"
thingagain?
Oh,yeah,yeah.Actually,Igottheextendeddiscoversion,withthreechorusesof"
llnevermakeitonyourown"
.
（rhythmically）Uh-huh,uh-huh.
（Angela,abeautifulwomaninatightdress,enters.）
Angela:
Hi,Joey.
Mygod,Angela.
（Angelatakesaseatatthecounter.）
Wow,beingdumpedbyyouobviouslyagreeswithher.
Areyougonnagooverthere?
No,yeah,no,ok,butnotyet.Idon'
twannaseemtooeager.OneMississippi,twoMississippi,threeMississippi.Thatseemsprettycool.（hewalksovertoher）Hey,Angela.
（casually）Joey.
Youlookgood.
That'
sbecauseI'
mwearingadressthataccentsmyboobs.
Youdon'
tsay.
（CuttoRossandRachel,talkingnexttooneofthetables.）
So,uh,Rachel,whatareyou,uh,what'
reyoudoingtonight?
Oh,bigglamournight.MeandMonicaatLaundorama.
Oh,youuh,youwannahearafreakycoincidence?
Guesswho'
sdoinglaundrytheretoo?
Who?
Me.Wasthatnotclear?
Hey,whydon'
t,um,whydon'
tIjustjoinyouboth,here?
Don'
tyouhavealaundryroominyourbuilding?
Yes,Idohavealaundryroominmybuilding,um,butthere'
sa....ratproblem.Apparentlythey'
reattractedtothedryersheets,andthey'
regoin'
infine,butthey'
recomin'
outall....fluffy.Anyway,say,sevenish?
Sure.
（CutbacktoJoeyandAngelaatthecounter.）
ForgetitJoey.I'
mwithBobnow.
2008-7-1413:
03
Bob?
Whothehell'
sBob?
Bobisgreat.He'
ssmart,he'
ssophisticated,andhehasarealjob.You,yougoonthreeauditionsamonthandyoucallyourselfanactor,butBob...
Comeon,weweregreattogether.Andnotjustatthefunstuff,butlike,talkingtoo.
Yeah,well,sorry,Joe.Yousaidlet'
sjustbefriends,soguesswhat?
What?
We'
rejustfriends.
Fine,fine,so,whydon'
tthefourofusgooutandhavedinnertogethertonight?
Youknow,asfriends?
Whatfourofus?
Youknow,youandBob,andmeandmygirlfriend,uh,uh,Monica.
MonicaandRachel'
sapartment,Joeyisthere,tryingtoconvinceMonicatoposeashisgirlfriend.HisplanistohookMonicaupwithAngela'
sboyfriendBobandthentakeAngelabackforhimself.]
Monica,I'
mtellin'
you,thisguyisperfectforyou.
Forgetit.Notafteryourcousinwhocouldbelchthealphabet.
Comeon.Thisguy'
sgreat.Hisname'
sBob.He'
sAngela'
s...brother.He'
ssophisticated,andhehasarealjob.Me,Igoonthreeauditionsamonthandcallmyselfanactor,butBobis...
（lookingoutwindow）Oh,godhelpus.
UglyNakedGuy'
slayingkitchentile.Eww!
Eww!
Look,I'
maskingafavorhere.IfIdothisforherbrother,maybeAngelawillcomebacktome.
What'
sgoingonhere?
Yougooutwithtonsofgirls.
（proud）Iknow,but,Imadeahugemistake.Inevershouldhavebrokenupwithher.Willyouhelpme?
Please?
Ross'
apartment,Chandlerisover.]
（onphone）Ok,bye.（hangsup）Well,Monica'
snotcoming,it'
sjustgonnabemeandRachel.
Oh.Well,holdoncamper,areyousureyou'
vethoughtthisthingthrough?
slaundry.Thethinkingthroughisminimal.
sjustyouandRachel,justthetwoofyou?
Thisisadate.You'
regoingonadate.
Nuh-uh.
Yuh-huh.
Sowhat'
reyousayinghere?
Ishouldshaveagain,pickupsomewine,what?
Well,youmaywannarethinkthedirtyunderwear.Thisisbasicallythefirsttimeshe'
sgonnaseeyourunderwear—youwantittobedirty?
（sheepish）No.
Oh,anduh,thefabricsoftener?
Ok,ok,nowwhatiswrongwithmySnuggles?
What,itsaysI'
masensitive,warmkindaguy,youknow,likeawarm,fuzzybear.Ok,Icanpicksomethingelseupontheway.
Thereyougo.
Afancyrestaurant,JoeyandMonicaarethere,meetingAngelaandBob,whoMonicathinksisAngela'
sbrother.]
Thankyou.SowhatdoesthisBobguylooklike?
Ishetall?
Short?
Yep.
Which?
Whichwhat?
You'
venevermetBob,haveyou?
No,buthe'
s...
Ohmygod,Joey,forallweknowthisguycouldbehorribly...
（AngelaandBobwalkin.Bobisgood-looking.）
Hey,Joey.
...horriblyattractive.I'
llbeshuttingupnow.
CentralPerk,ChandlerandPhoebearethere,bothreadytobreakupwiththeirsignificantothers.]
Wherearethey?
Thisisnice.Weneverdoanythingjustthetwoofus.
sgreat.Maybetomorrowwecanrentacarandrunoversomepuppies.
Eww,Idon'
twannadothat.
（JaniceandPhoebe'
sboyfriend,Tony,walkin.）
Herewego.
Ok,haveagoodbreak-up.
Hey,Janice.
Janice:
Oh,mygod,Iamsogladyoucalledme.Ihadthemostsupremelyawfulday.
Hey,that'
snotgood.CanIgetanespressoandalatteoverhere,please?
Wegottheproofsbackfromthatphotoshoot,youknow,theonewiththelittlevegetables.Anyway,theyprettymuchsucked,so,Iblewofftherestoftheday,andIwentshopping...（looksthroughherbags）...andIgotyou,I'
mlooking,I'
mlooking,Igotyou...
（ChandlerseesPhoebebreakingupwithTony.Shetalkstohimforafewseconds,hugshim,andthenheleaves.Chandlerisamazedhoweasyitwasforher.）
04
（covering）What...didyougetmethere?
Igotyou...these.（pullsoutapairofsocks）
Bullwinklesocks.That'
ssosweet.
Well,IknewyouhadtheRockys,andsoIfigured,youknow,youcanwearBullwinkleandBullwinkle,oryoucanwearRockyandRocky,or,youcanmixandmatch,mooseandsquirrel.Whateveryouwant.
sgreat.
（Thedrinksarrive,andChandlerdownshisespressoinonegulp.）
Well,I'
mgonnagetanotherespresso.CanIgetyouanotherlatte?
（holdingthefullcup）No,no,I'
mstillworkingonmine.
（ChandlerwalksovertothecounterwherePhoebeis,andisaskingheraboutthebreak-up.）
sit?
Yeah,itwasreallyhard.
Oh,yeah,thathuglookedprettybrutal.
Ok,youweren'
tthere.
TheLaunderama,Rachelisthere,waitingforRoss.AnoldwomantakesRachel'
sclothesoffthemachineandbeginsloadingitwithherthings.]
Woman:
Comin'
through.Move,move.
Oh,'
scuseme.Iwaskindausingthatmachine.
Yeah,well,nowyou'
rekindanot.
ButIsavedit.Iputmybasketontop.
Oh,I'
msorry,isthatyourbasket?
sreallypretty.Unfortunately,Idon'
tseesuds.
Nosuds,nosave.Ok?
（Rossarrives.）
sgoin'
on?
Hi,uh,nothing.Thathorriblewomanjusttookmymachine.
Wasyourbasketontop?
Yeah,but,therewerenosuds.
So?
Well,youknow,nosuds,nosave.
Nosuds?
Excuseme,holdonasecond.（towoman）That'
smyfriend'
smachine.
Hey,hey,hey,herstuffwasn'
tinit.
Hey,hey,hey,that'
snottheruleandyouknowit.
（ThewomanandRossstareateachother.Finallyshetakesherstuffoutofthemac
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