Ally Mcbeal S02E06剧本.docx

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AllyMcbealS02E06剧本

Cage&Fish.Aroom. 

AMB,JCandawoman. 

JC:

Andwillingtotakeittotrialit'sjustthatIheu... 

CL:

Youdon'tthinkyoucanwin. 

JC（stutters）:

YadadaPoughkee...Poughkee...Poughkee...Macy's 

AMB:

Wothethingisthat...makingloveiswonderfulbutwhenyou'rea...a...a...howdoIsayit?

CL:

anun. 

AMB:

Yesanun.Nunsarenotsupposedtohavesexexcept,youknow（shepunchesJCslightly,she'sjoking）withothernuns. 

CL:

Istillthinkthatjurywillbesympathetic.Onceforthechurchthatdismissedme... 

JC:

Look,IadmitI'mnotcourantbutisn'tcelibacyafunctionofthejob?

CL:

Imadeamistake,Iadmittedit.Whycan'tImoveon?

AMB:

Well,wecantakeittotrialifyouwant,but... 

JC:

ItwouldbeatotalhailMary...Ah...（stutters）Mongey 

AMBandJCwalkinginthelobbyofCage&Fish. 

AMB:

Isitmeordowejustseemtobeamagnetforstrangecases?

JC:

It'sboth.（Theyentertheunisex.） 

AMB（startswashingherhands）:

Andsex,too!

Somanyofthemareaboutsex!

It's...anytimesomebodydoesitthesedaysitseemssomelegalrighthasbeenviolated.Thisiswhattheworldhascometo,（shethrustswitheach"doit"andeach"sue"）doitandsue,doitandsue,doitandsue,doit,doit,doit,sue,sue,sue!

（CamerapanslargerandwecanseeNPwatching-AMBseesher）Hello. 

NP:

Hello!

AMB:

IthoughtJohnwaswithme. 

NP:

Iactuallylikedthatlittle...Canyoushowmehowtodothat?

AMB:

Youjusthavetogetthecircular...（motionsherhipsinacircleandthennoticesNPisjustsmilingather）You'remakingfunofme... 

NP:

Iam. 

AMB（smilinglikeasmiletherapy）:

Lateforcourt!

（sheleavesastrangeway,walkingandjumping） 

Credits. 

RRandAMBwalkinginasortofcitypark. 

RR:

You'regoingtotrialwiththis?

AMB:

Thisiswhatshewantstodo!

RR:

Ally,thiskindofcases... 

AMB:

Iknow,Iknow,Iknow... 

MG:

Renee?

RR:

Matt!

MG:

Hey!

RR:

Hey!

MG:

Howareyou?

RR:

I'mfine,I'mfine,howareyou?

MG:

Great!

RR:

Great!

AMB:

Great!

RR:

MattGriffin,AllyMcBeal,myroommate. 

AMB:

Hi!

MG:

Hi!

RR:

Oldfriend... 

MG:

I'vebeentryingtogettingaTRR.Oneofmycompetitorsissteppingonmytrademarkalittle. 

RR:

Oh,goodluck!

MG:

Thanks.Itwasgreattoseeyouagain. 

RR:

Metoo. 

MG:

Bye.（heleaves） 

AMB:

Allright,whoisthat?

RR:

ThatwasmyBilly.Highschool. 

AMB:

What?

Younevertoldmeabouthim!

RR:

CauseIdon'tdothat. 

AMB:

Howlongdidyouguys...（RRleaves）goout?

（AMBrunsafterher,RRhasleftinahurry）. 

Courtroom. 

JudgeisWhipperCone.Sisteristestifying,JCexaminingher. 

CL:

It'snotsomethingImeanttohavehappened,itjustdid. 

JC:

ButSister,youtookcertainvows. 

CL:

Irealizethis.AndI'mnotcondoningtheaffair,but... 

JC:

Firsttellushowitevenstarted. 

CL:

Well,IwasdoingsomecharityworkfortheshelterwherePeter,thatwashisname,PeterReynold,shelteredthehomeless.Itwasactuallyworkday. 

JC:

Workday?

CL:

Scrubbingfloors,paintingwalls...Ithadalreadybeenalongday,andwe'rebothtired... 

JC:

Soyoumadelove?

CL:

No,wedidn'tmakelove!

Itdidn'tjusthappenedinasnap!

WC:

Let'smoveon,couldwe?

CL:

AsIwassaying,wewerebothpaintingandtired.Itturnedintothisgame,whenwebothstartingslapping...eachother... 

JC:

Andyoumadelove?

CL:

No!

What'swrongwithyou?

JC:

Pleasejustcontinue. 

CL:

Well,we...wewerelookingateachother,andtherewasthis...Weknew!

AndsuddenlyIhadurgesIwastotallyunpreparedfor. 

JC:

Soyou... 

CL:

Notyet!

Weknewwecouldn'tactonit,butwestartedtomakeexcusestobeineachother'scompany.Meetingoverattheshelter,moreworkdays,andcoffee,andlunch,anddinner,andanotherdinner...Wetalkedaboutanythingandeverything,except...howwewerefeeling.Youknow,wecouldn'tgothere.Andthen,onenight,wewerepaintinganotherroom...Ithinkpaintingwastheclosesthingtopermissibleforeplay（AMBletsoutalittlelaugh,WClooksather）We...foundourselvesstaringateachother.Itwasawful.IwaslookingatsomethingIwantedmorethananything.SomethingIknewIcouldneverhave!

Andhesawit.Andmovedalittlecloser.Andthenhekissedme.He...Itwassosoft!

Themostdelicate!

Andthatnight,inthesamekindofsoftdelicatepassion,wemadelove.（AMBblowshernoseloudly） 

WC:

MissMcBeal!

Inchambers,please!

（shegetsup） 

Inchambers. 

AMB:

What?

WC:

Thatlittlenoseblow?

You'vebeenpracticinglawwithJohnCagetoolong,I'mnotgonnatolerateyourlittletricks!

AMB:

Itwasn'tatrick,itwasreal!

PlusIhavealittlesinusinfection!

WC:

Isthatright?

Letmesee!

（shecomestowardsAMBwithalightdoctorsusetolookupnoseandthroat） 

AMB:

Excuseme?

WC:

Lookup.Lookup!

SayAh!

AMB:

Aaaaah... 

WC:

Youlookfine.Youcango. 

AMB:

Thankyou...Isthatwhyyoucalledmebackhere,togivemealittlecheck-up?

WC:

Icalledyoubacktoshutdownthestunts!

Youcango. 

AMB:

OK.（she'sgoingtothedoor） 

WC:

Ally?

（AMBstopsandturnsaroundtoWC）How'sRicharddoing?

AMB:

Fine. 

WC:

Good.Ishe..isheseeinganybody?

AMB:

Alittle. 

WC:

YoucanjusttellhimthatIsaidhi. 

AMB:

Sure.Bye!

WC:

Bye. 

AMBleaves. 

Courtroomcorridors. 

RRiswalking,almostentersaroom,butoncetheroomisopeneddecidesagainstit,closesthedoor,andturnsaround.ShethenbumpsintoMG. 

MG:

Hey!

RR:

Matt!

Hey!

MG:

Mycaseisinthatroom. 

RR:

Really?

MG:

Yeah.Theyhaven'tcalledusyet.Youlook... 

RR:

Webothlookgreat!

Sohow'sthemarriedlifetreatingyou?

MG:

It'sbeenalittlebumpylatelyactually.You,you'renot...?

RR:

No. 

MG:

Wannagetsomecoffee?

Maybegooutforadrink?

Itreallywouldbenicetocatchup. 

Courtroomwiththenun'scase.AttorneyfortheMotheriscross-examiningthenun. 

Attorney:

You'reanun!

CL:

Yes.AndIconfessed,soughtpenance,andwasgrantedabsolution. 

Attorney:

Andthenyousawhimagainandyouliedaboutit. 

CL:

Itwaswrong,Iadmitthat. 

Attorney:

Youhadsexwithaman!

CL:

Apriesthassexwithaboyhegetstransferred!

Andme...Atleastmyloverwasoflegalage,forGod'ssake. 

JC（gettingup）:

YourHonor,shewastrickedintosayingthat,thismanisatricksterandshouldbesanctioned!

WC:

I'mgoingtooverrulethatone. 

Attorney:

MissLong,doyouagreewiththetenantthatnunsshouldbecelibate?

CL:

Yes. 

Attorney:

Well,then,whatkindofmessagedoesitgivetotheothernuns,yourunningaround?

CL:

Itwasn'trunningaround,itwascompletelydiscreet!

Idon'tevenknowhowitgotout!

Attorney:

Butitdidgetout,andiftheChurchdoesnothingaboutit,theyfaceattackfromtheparish!

Andiftheydosomethingaboutityousue!

They'redamnediftheydo,damnediftheydon't!

Isthatit?

CL:

We'reCatholic!

JC（gettingup）:

Objection,hetrickedheragain!

Thismanisananti-Catholicpapalbigottrickster!

GTonatoilet,readingtheNationalLawJournal. 

Noisesofbubblingwater.Shelooksdownatthebowl.Itdoesitagain.She'sscaredandgetsupandlooksdown.There'snothing.Bubblesagain.Shelookscloser.Stefanjumps,anditcutstoGTgoingoutofthestallwithhimonherface,screaming.ShegrabshimandthrowshimatNPwhoisbythesinks.NPlookshorrified（itlandsonherhair）,turnsaroundtolookatherselfinthemirror,screams,throwsitbackatGT,whothrowsitbackatNP,andwhenNPthrowsitbackoncemore,RFopenshisstallandStefansplashesontheopendoor.Thethreeofthemlookathimslowlyslidingdownthedoor.GTandRFbendnexttohimonthefloor. 

GT:

He'salive!

RF:

Ornot. 

Cage&Fishoffice.JCiswalkinginthecorridor. 

AMB:

John!

John,wehavetotrytosettlethis.Nojuryisgonnapayanundamagesfor... 

JC:

Well,youtrytalkingtoher,Ally.Ican'tseemtomakeanyheadway!

EV（comingup）:

Well,maybeIcouldtalktothemaboutre-hiringher.I'mverygoodattalkingwithclergy.Atcommunion,I'dalwaysgettheextrawafer!

AMB:

Whatashock!

（sheleaves） 

Unisex. 

Stefanisonhisbackonatheflooroftheunisex,andGT,NPandRFaretryingtorevivehimbygivinghimCPR. 

GT:

ComeonStefan!

Comeon!

NP:

IthinkIcanfeelapulse. 

RF:

He'snotbreathing. 

GT:

Hemusthavesomehowsurvivedinthepipes. 

RF:

He'satreefrog,how...?

（theyhearaflush）John!

AsJCwalksincarryinghisremoteflusher,grabbinghimandleadinghimoutoftheunisex. 

Infrontoftheunisex 

NP:

John!

God!

Iwasjustthinkingaboutyou!

JC:

What?

What?

NP:

I'mgonnaholdalittleparty.Intimate.Justafewclosefr... 

LW（arriving）:

When?

NP:

Ling!

Hi!

LW:

Nevermindhi,orLing,whyamInotinvitedtothisparty?

NP:

Ling...（JCstartstogobacktotheunisex,NPcatcheshimback-toLW,whileholdingJC）No,youareinvited,you,me,John,Richard...Ijustdecided.IneedtospeaktoJohnforaminute. 

Unisex. 

Stefanisnowontopofagarbagecanturnedupsidedown（onahandkerchieflikebefore）. 

GT:

He'sbreathing!

RF（hopeful）:

Heis?

GT:

Lookathislittlelungs!

RF:

Oh,he'sbreathing...Hello!

He'sstillunconscious...（LWenterstheunisex,followedcloselybyBT-TheybothstayatthedoorlookingatGTandRFcooingatStefan）Stefan,buddy,comeon... 

LW（toBT）:

They'retalkingtoadead