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你的论点完全缺乏科学论证

Yourargumentislackinginallscientificmerit.

十分肯定的是超人飞到地球的黄色恒星可以清洁他的超人服

ItiswellestablishedSupermancleanshisuniformbyflyingintoEarth'syellowsun,

任何污染物都可以烧掉

whichincineratesanycontaminatematter

Krypton:

超人出生的星球

只留下不可摧毁的氪星球纤维布完全无害超级干净

andleavestinvulnerableKryptonianfabricunharmedanddaisyfresh.

要是又染上啥氪星球的东西怎么办?

WhatifhegetssomethingKryptonianonit?

比如什么呢?

Likewhat?

不知道也许氪芥末吧

Idon'tknow.Kryptonianmustard.

我觉得我们完全可以设想所有氪星球调味品都被毁灭掉了

IthinkwecansafelyassumethatallKryptoniancondimentsweredestroyed

因为氪星已经爆炸了

whentheplanetKryptonexploded.

Kryptonite:

氪星爆炸后的放射物超人致命弱点

或者全变成芥末放射物了

OritturnedintomustardKryptonite,

这是消灭威胁地球的劣质氪星热狗的唯一办法

theonlywaytodestroyarogueKryptonianhotdogthreateningEarth.

Raj拜托严肃点讨论

Raj,please,let'sstayserioushere.

超人的身体来自氪星他的汗水也是

Superman'sbodyisKryptonian,thereforehissweatisKryptonian.

对还有氪星的汗渍呢

Yeah,whataboutKryptonianpitstains?

超人在地球不会出汗

Supermandoesn'tsweatonEarth.

好吧他到Kandor瓶子城里赴宴

Okay,he'sinvitedfordinnerintheBottleCityofKandor.

超人家乡氪星爆炸后被保存在瓶子里

他变小后进入城市就会失去超能力

Heminiaturizeshimself,entersthecitywhereheloseshissuperpowers.

宴会开始前主人问"谁想来玩玩氪星绳球?

"

Now,beforedinner,hishostsays,Who'supforalittleKryptoniantetherball?

超人说"当然愿意"自然他就出了汗水带回了地球

Supermansays"Sure,"worksupasweat,comesbacktoEarth,

他的超人服就这样被不可摧毁的氪汗水污染了

hisuniformnowstainedwithindestructibleKryptonianperspiration.

没招了吧你

Booya.

离开瓶子前超人会去Kandor城干洗店洗超人服

SupermanwouldhavetakenhisuniformtoaKandoriandrycleanerbeforehelefttheBottle.

Kandor城的干洗...我不玩了

Kandoriandrycl...Igiveup.

这家伙蛮不讲理

Youcan'thavearationalargumentwiththisman.

嘿那不是去年麦克阿瑟天才奖的得主吗?

Hey,isn'tthattheguywhowontheMacArthurgeniusgrantlastyear?

别不要一起看

No,notallatonce.

-那怎么看?

-Leonard

-Thenhow?

-Leonard.

该你了Raj

Now,Raj.

现在Sheldon

Now,Sheldon.

我没看清楚我可以再看看吗?

Ididn'tgetagoodlook.CanIgoagain?

不行

No.

是DavidUnderhill那又怎样?

It'sDavidUnderhill.Sowhat?

那又怎样?

Sowhat?

他对高能正电子的观测第一次实证了

Hisobservationofhigh-energypositronshasprovidedthefirstconclusiveevidence

宇宙暗物质的存在

fortheexistenceofgalacticdarkmatter.

送你两个词第一个是"大声"第二个是"叫哇"

Ihavetwowordsforyou.Thefirstis"big,"theother's"whoop."

是该大声叫哇（大肆宣扬）

Itisabigwhoop.

几乎让你来这之后的一切研究都没了意义

Itmadealmostalltheworkyou'vedonesinceyou'vebeenherecompletelyuseless.

-才不是-的确是

-Didnot.-Did,too.

不...好吧可能有些是吧但...

Did...Okay,maybesomeofit,but...

他不过是适时适地

Look,theguywasjustintherightplace,attherighttime

适当地给出了阐释宇宙的转换示例

withtherightparadigm-shiftingreinterpretationoftheuniverse.

走运而已

Hegotlucky.

可不止那样

Inmorewaysthanone.

他还是个帅哥呢

He'saveryhandsomeman.

我那么帅又有啥用

Doesn'tdoanythingforme.

要是我成名了我也是ZacEphron那种类型的

IfIwasgonnagothatway,I'mmoreofaZacEphronkindaguy.

说的好像你跟Zac谈过朋友啊

Oh,yeah,likeyouhaveashotwithZacEphron.

请问..你是LeonardHofstadter吗?

Excuseme...AreyouLeonardHofstadter?

-是我-我是DavidUnderhill

-yeah.-I'mDavidUnderhill.

你好~

y-yeah.

Gablehauser博士告诉我要在光电实验室做实验的话

Yeah,Dr.GablehausersaidifIwantedtosetsomethingupinthephotomultiplierlab,

你可以帮到我?

thatyou'dbeabletogivemeahand?

你想和我一起工作?

Youwanttoworkwithme?

如果你有时间的话是的

Well,ifyouhavealittletime,yeah.

哇哦是-当然有没问题

Y-yeah,sure.Yeah,noproblem.

这是我家的号码我的手机我办公室的

Here'smyhomenumber.Here'smycell.Here'smyoffice.

这是我新泽西父母家的号码

Here'smyparents'numberupinNewJersey.

他们知道我的一切行踪

Theyalwaysknowhowtoreachme.

-所以...-好的

-So...-Okay.

顺便恭喜你得到麦克阿瑟奖我很粉你的

CongratulationsontheMacArthurGrant,bytheway.Bigfan.

谢谢我会联系你的

Thanks.I'llcallyou.

好的拜-拜!

Okay.Bye-bye!

看什么看?

以前没看到过伪君子吗?

Whatareyoulookingat?

You'veneverseenahypocritebefore?

拖曳步不到位Wolowitz需要一投全倒才能追赶上SheldonCooper

Trailingbadly,WolowitzneedsastrikeifhehasanyhopesofcatchingupwithSheldonCooper,

后者第九格打出职业生涯最高的68分优势无人撼动

whoisdominatingintheninthframewithacareer-best68.

嘿兄弟们!

Hey,guys!

这个不算重来!

重来!

Thatdoesn'tcount.Doover!

Doover!

Wii保龄球不许反悔

Therearenodo-oversinWiibowling.

我们运动的时候都有重来的

Therearealwaysdo-overswhenmypeopleplaysports.

你有啥事能比Wii保龄之夜还重要?

Wherewereyouthat'smoreimportantthanWiibowlingnight?

-其实我在...-反问句而已

-Actually,Iwas...-It'sarhetoricalquestion.

不会有比Wii保龄之夜还重要的事

ThereisnothingmoreimportantthanWiibowlingnight.

得了吧不就是个视频游戏

Comeon,it'sjustavideogame.

而且我们玩得很逊的

Andwesuckatit.

队长的讲话多么激励人呀

Nicemotivationalspeechfromtheteamcaptain.

你去哪儿了?

Wherewereyou?

我和DaveUnderhill在一起工作呢

IwasworkingwithDaveUnderhill.

呀"Dave"听着好像Leonard有新死党了

Ooh,"Dave."SoundslikeLeonard'sgotanewBFF.

他的确相当的酷

Actually,he'sprettycool.

不仅仅因为他是个天才的科学家

Imean,notonlyisheabrilliantscientist,

而且他是还玩黑钻滑雪板

butitturnsouthe'saBlackDiamondskier.

他收集老爷摩托车他还玩摇滚乐队

Hecollectsvintagemotorcycles.Heplaysinarockband.

又怎样?

我们也玩摇滚的

So?

We'reinarockband.

不...我们是玩X-Box的摇滚

No...WeplayRockBandonourX-Box.

我们的主音吉他手真会鼓励大家呀

Nicemotivationalspeechfromourleadguitarist.

他也很幽默

He'sfunny,too.

他模仿斯蒂芬霍金电话做爱笑死人了

HedoesthishystericalimpersonationofStephenHawkinghavingphonesex.

你-穿得-什么-呀?

Whatareyouwearing?

不是这样的...他模仿得好多了

That'snot...Hedoesitbetter.

总之他说明天带我去体育馆

Anyway,hesaidhewasgonnatakemetothegymtomorrow,

所以我得去练练仰卧起坐

soI'mgonnagopracticemysitups.

大丈夫惺惺相惜呀

Humongousmancrush,dude.

对呀正式进入"哥俩好"阶段

Yeah.It'sofficiallyabro-mance.

Sheldon你和Leonard准备好圣诞树了吗?

Hey,Sheldon,areyouandLeonardputtingupaChristmastree?

没因为我们不庆祝古代异教徒的农神节

No,becausewedon'tcelebratetheancientpaganfestivalofSaturnalia.

农神节?

Saturnalia?

孩子们都过来吧听听Sheldon叔叔最爱的圣诞段子

Gatherround,kids,it'stimeforSheldon'sbelovedChristmasspecial.

在基督教以前的年代里随着冬至的来到植物死去

Inthepre-Christianera,asthewintersolsticeapproachedandtheplantsdied,

异教徒们把绿树枝带回家里作为一种感应巫术

pagansbroughtevergreenboughsintotheirhomesasanactofsympatheticmagic,

意在守护植物的生命精华直到春天到来

intendedtoguardthelifeessencesoftheplantsuntilspring.

这个传统后来被北欧人沿用

ThiscustomwaslaterappropriatedbyNorthernEuropeans

最终演变成了圣诞树

andeventuallyitbecomestheso-calledChristmastree.

我跟你说CharlieBrown（漫画人物）无聊的最高境界也就是这样了

Andthat,CharlieBrown,iswhatboredomisallabout.

好了谢谢你的解释但我给你和Leonard都买了傻傻的小礼物

Okay,well,thankyouforthat,butIgotyouandLeonardafewsillyneighborgifts,

-放我圣诞树下好了-等等!

-soI'lljustputthemundermytree.-Wait!

你给我买了礼物?

Youboughtmeapresent?

为什么呢?

Whywouldyoudosuchathing?

不知道因为圣诞吧?

Idon'tknow.'Causeit'sChristmas?

Penny

Oh,Penny.

我明白你这么做觉得自己很大方但赠送礼物的基础原则是礼尚往来

Iknowyouthinkyou'rebeinggenerous,butthefoundationofgift-givingisreciprocity.

你不是给我一份礼物

Youhaven'tgivenmeagift.

你给了我一份责任

You'vegivenmeanobligation.

别太郁闷Penny一般新手都会犯这个错误

Don'tfeelbad,Penny,it'saclassicrookiemistake.

我和Sheldon过的第一个光明节他吼了我八夜

MyfirstHanukahwithSheldon,heyelledatmeforeightnights.

没事的你用不着回赠礼物的

Now,hey,it'sokay.Youdon'thavetogetmeanythinginreturn.

我当然得回赠了

OfcourseIdo.

风俗的精髓就在于我得去给你买份价值相当的礼物

TheessenceofthecustomisthatInowhavetogooutandpurchaseforyouagiftofcommensurate

value

才能够代表你的礼物所表达的相同的情意

andrepresentingthesameperceivedleveloffriendshipasthatrepresentedbythegiftyou'vegiven

me.

怪不得每年这个时候自杀率狂飙呀

It'snowondersuicideratesskyrocketthistimeofyear.

忘了这事吧我不会送你礼物了

Okay,youknowwhat?

Forgetit.I'mnotgivingyouapresent.

不太迟了我看见了

No,it'stoolate.Iseeit.

那个精灵贴纸上写着"赠Sheldon"

Thatelfstickersays,"ToSheldon."

骰子已经掷出

Thediehasbeencast.

阿加莎小说"魔手"

汉尼拔率军巧过山击溃罗马军

魔手已经伸出汉尼拔已经越过了阿尔卑斯山

ThemovingfingerhaswritHannibalhascrossedthealps.

就是啊看别人热闹最乐呵

Iknow.It'sfunnywhenit'snothappeningtous.

Sheldon我真的非常抱歉

Sheldon,Iamvery,verysorry.

不我自找的谁叫我出现在你生命里又那么可爱那么举足轻重呢

No.No,Ibroughtthisonmyselfbybeingsuchanendearingandimportantpartofyourlife.

我需要有人载我去卖场

I'mgoingtoneedaridetothemall.

风水轮流转我们该倒霉了

It'shappeningtous.

-你能行吗?

-嗯没问题吧

-Areyougonnamakeit?

-Yeah,Iguess.

行

Allright.

谢谢让我试骑你的摩托车

Thanksforlettingmetryoutyourmotorcycle.

不用

Noproblem.

我不知道它会这么重

Ihadnoideaitwassoheavy.

它实实地压住我了对吧?

Thethingjustfellrightoveronme,didn'tit?

是呀走运的是它还没启动

Yeah.Luckyforyouitwasn'tmoving.

嘿Leonard哎呀你没事吧?

Oh,hey,Leonard.Ooh,areyouokay?

哦只是一点小小的摩托车事故

Oh,yeah.It'sjustalittlemotorcycleaccident.

天啦你开得多快呀?

MyGod,howfastwereyougoing?

不知道一切都模糊了

Idon'tknow.It'sallsuchablur.

真幽默他甚至没点着火

Goodone.Hecouldn'tevengetitstarted.

-你好我是Dave-你好我是Penny

-Dave.-Penny.

那他骑的是你的摩托车了?

Soit'syourmotorcycle?

车子还好吗?

Isitokay?

机车很走运有我的腿当垫背

Luckyforthebikeitlandedonmyleg.

-能帮我扶下这位急速飞车手吗?

-当然愿意

-Youmindgivingmeahandwithspeedracerhere?

-Oh,yeah.Yeah,sure.

Dave你怎么认识Sheldon的?

So,um,Dave,howdoyouknowLeonard?

我是物理学家

I'maphysicist.

你不是吧

No,you'renot.

有那么吃惊吗?

Whyisthatsosurprising?

反正我认识的物理学家都很宅皮肤也都可白了

Uh,well,it'sjustthatthephysicistsIknowareindoorsyandpale.

我哪里宅了

I'mnotindoorsy.

我涂防晒霜因为不想引起黑素瘤嘛

IjustweartheappropriatesunblockbecauseIdon'ttakemelanomalightly.

你和Leonard一起做实验的?

So,areyouandLeonardworkingonanexperimenttogether?

对我们是

Yeah,actuallyweare.

对我们在检测一种新暗物质探测器的光电倍增管的辐射等级

Yeah,we'reexaminingtheradiationlevelsofphotomultipliertubesforanewdarkmatterdetector.

亲爱的亲爱的Dave还没说完呢

Uh,sweetie,sweetie,Davewastalking.

知道不我很热爱科学哒

Youknow,Ilovescience.

-啥时候的事儿?

-一直都是嘛

-Sincewhen?

-Sincealways.

你说我书呆子也罢但我对什么亚原子微粒真的很狂热

Callmeageek,butIamjustnutsforthewholesubatomic-