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经典美剧《老友记》第四季第十四集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语

So,whatisthis?

GooglieWorm.

Andthis?

GlowPopJigglyJam.

It'ssofunny!

What'sthis?

Ahunkofsandwichfromlastyear.

Geller'sgotonehooked!

Lookslikeabigone!

It'stheclassicstrugglebetweenman...

Someoneknockedoveralamp.

Youknowwhat'llbegreataboutthefishingtrip?

WhenmyDadasks,"Whatareyoudoingwithyourlife?

"...

...Icansay,"I'mdoingamoviewithCharltonHeston.

Whataboutyou?

"

Don'tstophavingfunjustbecauseI'mhere.

Kathydidn'tcheatonallofyou.

Well,exceptyou.

Youknowwhatissosweet?

Thosebirdshavenotlefthissidethewholetime.

Yeah,Iwishthatroosterweredead.

Youshouldn'tleaveChandleralone.Theybrokeuponlytwodaysago.

Gofishingnextweek.

There'snothingIcando.He'sstillinhissweats.

That'sonlyphaseone.

I'llbebackforphasetwo.I'dnevermissthat.

Phasetwo?

Gettingdrunkandgoingtoastripclub.

Howdoesgoingtheremakehimbetter?

Therearenakedladiesthere.

Thentophasethree:

Seeingyourselfwithotherwomen.

Therearenakedladiestheretoo.

Wouldyougivemeoneminute,please?

S04E14TheOnewithJoey'sDirtyDay

Thesewillmatchthejacketyoupickedoutlastweek?

Therewego.

Thereitis.

YouknowwhatIneed?

Gloves.

Brownleatherdressgloves.

Well,let'ssee...

Thisoneislarge.

Andthisone...

Alsolarge?

Twolargescomingrightup.

Hello.

-Damnyou.-CouldIhaveamoment?

Myniece,yousee,isintownfromLondon.

Shropshire,butyouknow.

She'saboutyourage,I'dsay.

Anyway,Ihaveticketsfortheopera.DieFledermaus.

Wouldyouliketokeephercompanytonight?

Sure.Yougotit!

Countmein.Me.Fledermaus.Great!

Yes,ofcourse.Thankyousoverymuch.

So?

-Gloves?

-Sorry,I'llberightback.

Actually,Igottotakeoff.

Iwascurious.Doyouhaveplanstonight?

No,nothing!

Iinvestedinanightclub.Itopenstonight.Wanttocome?

Thatwouldbegreat!

You'reintohard-coreS&M,right?

-Well,Iguess.-I'mkidding.

I'llputyouontheVIPlist.Lookforme.

Great!

Youbet.

I'llseeyoutonight.

-Ialmostforgotthetickets.-What?

ForyouandEmily.Tonight.DieFledermaus.

Oh,right.

You'lllikeit.Ithastwooutofthethreetenors.

Ican'tbelieveKathydidthistome.

Ireallythoughtshewastheone.

I'lltellyouwhat.

I'mnotgettingoutofthischair.Ever!

Fromnowon,thischairistheone!

Youknowwhatelseistheone?

Mysweatpants.

Justtakethesweatsoff,okay?

Takethemoffandwe'llhavesomefun.

Wow,andIcan'tresistthatline.That'swhyIneverwearsweatpants.

Didyoucatchanyfish?

Youguyshavenoidea.

-Youstink!

-Areyoukidding?

Threedayswithoutashower.Plus,Ifellinabigtubofworms!

How'shedoing?

Hehasn'tleftthatchairintwodays.

Hey,buddy,how'sitgoing?

Yousee?

Hejustneededhispaltocomehome.

Igottomemorizemylines.

MeandCharltonHeston,brightandearlytomorrow,baby!

What'sthematter?

Joshuainvitedmetothisfancyclubopeningtonight.

ButIalreadytoldMr.Waltham...

...thatIwouldtakehisniecetothedumboldopera.

So,whatareyougoingtodo?

-Idon'tknow.-No!

Helpme!

-Ican't.Ihavetowork.-Phoebe?

Iwould,butIgetmymorningsicknessintheevening.

Unlessshewantstospendthenightholdingmyhairbackforme.

Youguys,comeon!

IhavetomeetJoshua.

It'smyonechanceforhimtoseethe"fun"Rachel.

The"wouldn'titbegreatifsheweremywife?

"Rachel.

AreJoeyandChandlerback?

Chandler'sstillinphaseone,andJoey'sthatthingyousmell.

So...

No.

Comeon!

-She'shere.-Wait,wait.

Ross,please?

YouwantmetotakesomegirlI'venevermettotheopera...

...soyoucangotoaclubandflirtwithsomeguy?

Thatisatoughie.

She'slookingdownthehall.

Shelookedrightatme.

Youcan'tseepeoplethroughthathole,canyou?

I'llberightthere!

Okay,Ross,please.

Ithoughtwehadmovedon.

Ithoughtwecouldbehappyforeachother.

Imean,wasthatjustme?

Allright,I'lldoit.

Thankyou,thankyou.

Emily.I'mRachelGreene.

Thankgoodness!

There'sbeenateenychangeofplans.I'mnotfreetonight...

Really?

Imust'vemissedyourcall,thoughIdidn'tleavetheflatallday.

Well,l...

That'snotrude.It'sinkeepingwiththetrip...

...whereI'vebeenrundownbyoneofyourwienercan'ts...

...andbeenstrip-searchedattheairport.

Apparently,Ilooklikesomeonewho'sgotcocainestuffeduptheirbum.

Ithinkyoulookgreat.

Goodnight.Itwasverynicetomeetyou.

I'llgether.

Please,hurry.

Don'tyoujustlovethewaytheytalk?

-What?

-Thebabykicked!

Oh,myGod.

No,wait.Theelasticinmyunderwearbusted.

Oh,myGod!

Ioverslept!

Iwassupposedtobeonthesethalfanhourago!

Youcan'tgolikethat!

Youstink!

Ifellasleep.NowIdon'thavetime!

Just10blocksaway.IfIrun,I'llmakeit.

Run10blocks.That'llhelpthesmell.

Slowdown!

No,keepmoving.

Howdiditgolastnight?

Well,Ididn'tseeJoshua.

ButIdidpunchagirlintheface.

Thewholenightwashorrible.Itwaspouring.

TherewasnoRachelGreeneonthelist.ButtherewasaRachelGreep.

Sodidyougettomeether?

ThereisnoRachelGreep.Butthisgirloverheardus.

Andshesaid,"I'mRachelGreep!

"Andheletherin.

Soyouhither?

No,shewasalreadyin.

Thisbigbitchbehindmetriedtostealmyumbrella...

...soIclockedher.

AllIwantedwasafewhours...

...outsideofworktoseeJoshua...

...sohecouldgoaheadandstartfallinginlovewithme.

Pheebs.

Honey,that'syourname.

That'sshortforPhoebe?

Ithoughtthat'swhatwecalledeachother.

-You'rewearingpants!

-That'sright.

Wherearetheguys?

I'mreadytogetdrunkandseestrippers.

It's9:

30a.m.

Theygotabreakfastbuffet.

Letmetalktohim!

-Oh,myGod!

-Can'tIjust...?

-It'smyphoneandshe'sshush...-Please!

What'shesaying?

He'swithEmilyinVermont.

What?

Oh,myGod!

WhothehellisEmily...?

No.

Whenwefirstmether,shewassoaking,herfeetwerewet...

Whowouldn'tbemiserable?

I'mtellingyou,onceIgotherintoadrypairofshoes...

...shewasatotallydifferentperson.

They'reinVermont?

Howdidthishappen?

How'dheendupinVermontwiththatwitch?

Maybeshedoesn'thithimallthetime.

There'sadeeroutsideeatingfruitfromtheorchard!

Igottogo!

There'sadeereatingfruitfromtheorchard!

Hehadtogo.Therewasadeereatingfruitfromtheorchard.

Idon'tgetthis.Shewashorrible!

I'mgoingtogostandoverthere.

Whydoyoucare?

Idon'tcare.

I'mjustupsetthatI'mgettingnowherewithJoshua.

YoudonotjustmeetsomeoneandgoflittingofftoVermont!

WhenyoufirstmetBarry,youflittedofftoVail.

Couldyou,justforonce...

...notremembereverylittlething?

Soyouknow,whershegettingback?

Acoupleofdays.

Iknewsomethinglikethiswouldhappen.

Whatareyoudoing?

Youcan'tgobackaphase!

You'rethinkingabouttime.Youcan'tgobackintime.

Whydon'tyoudoyourphasetwostripclubthingwithus?

Wecanbeguys!

No,youcan't.

Letusbeguys!

Maybewewanttobeguys.

No,youdon't.You'dbeallhairyandwouldn'tliveaslong.

Wouldyoujuststopbeingsuchawussandgetthoseoff?

Andcomewithusandwatchnakedgirlsdance!

Okay.

I'msorry.

JoeyTribbiani.I'mhere.

Calmdown,wegottime.We'rerunninglate.

Allset.

Lookatthat.CharltonHestoneatinglicorice.

Yeah,helovesthem.I'veneverseenhimwith...

Whatthehellisthat?

Whatsmellssobad?

You.

Icouldseewhyyouwouldthinkthat.Butyouknowwhoitis?

You?

No,no.It'sHeston.

What?

Hereekslikehewentonathree-dayfishingtrip,thenatelicorice.

Noway.He'stheonlyonewithashowerinhisdressingroom.

Really?

Ashower?

Whichroommightthatbe?

Theonewith"Heston"onit.

Interesting.

Igotsomeones.Youwanttoputtheminherpanties?

No,thanks,Mom!

That.

YouhavetoputthatoutbecauseI'mpregnant.

Maybeyouandyourbabyoughttogotoanotherstripclub.

It'snotmybaby.

Verygood.

Reallygood.Ienjoyedit.Veryexotic.

IjustcheckedourmessagesandJoshuadidn'tcall.

You'dthinkhe'dbeworriedaboutmenotshowingup.

Youknowwhatmakesitworse?

RossisallhappyinVermont.

Comeon,lookwhereyouare!

Anotherroundofdaiquiris.

Virginforme.

Don'tletmeleavewithoutthenameofthatcarpetguy.

Comeon!

Youknowwhat?

I'llgohomeandcallKathy.

Ifit'llhelp.

Thatwasatest.Inafewhours,I'llbedrunk.

I'llwanttocallher.You'llhavetostopme.

ThenI'llbesodrunk,I'llwanttocallJanice.

Youshould!

Howisshe?

Ithinksomebodyneedsanotherlapdance.

Who'sinthere?

Howyoudoing?

Whointhehellareyou?

WouldyoubelievemeifIsaidIwasKirkDouglas?

Putsomepantson,kid,soIcankickyourbutt.

No,wait.Youdon'tunderstand.

I'manactor.

JoeyTribbiani.I'mdoingascenewithyoutoday.

AndIstink!

You'reinthispicture?

I'macopwhowon'tworkwithyoubecauseyou'realoosecannon.

Anyway,I'mreallysorry.

ButIstink.

Joey,right?

Everyactor,onetimeoranother...

Everyactorthinkshestinks.

EvenLaurenceOliviersometimesthoughthestank.

BobRedfordwon'tevenwatchhimself.

Youdon'tunderstand.

Listentome.

Idon'tknowoneactorwon'thhissalt...

...who,onetimeinhiscareer,didn'tsay,"God,Istink!

"

Ijustdidasceneoutthere.Firsttake,Istunktheplaceup.

Theimportantthing,andyoumustremember...

...nomatterhowbadlyyouthinkyoustink...

...youmustnever,everbustintomydressingroomandusemyshower!

Doyouunderstandme?

-Yes,sir.I'mverysorry.-Waitaminute!

Takeyourpants.

Sorry.I'mreallysorry.

Whatabusiness.

Wedidokayatthest