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HowIMetYourMotherS01E05
那么,孩子们,你们想听我变聋的那个故事吗?
So,kids,wouldyouliketohearthestoryofthetimeIwentdeaf?
他干嘛问我们?
Whydoesheevenask?
是啊,无论如何他都会讲给我们听Iknow,he'sjustgoingtotellusanyway.
我确实会讲Isuream.
故事的开始是Robin来到酒吧说……Itallbeganwhenrobinstrolledintothebarandsaid...
说你是我的小贱人sayyou'remybitch.
我是你的小贱人这次是为什么?
I'myourbitch.Whythistime?
因为今晚我将把大家全带进OkayCausetonightI'mgettingusallintookay.
"Okay"太棒了!
"Okay,"awesome!
怎么回事?
我刚才中风了吗?
What'sgoingon?
DidIjusthaveastroke?
Okay是一个夜总会的名字Okayisthenameofaclub.
对,这有点让人难以置信Yeah,it'ssupposedtobeincrediblyexclusive.
有一次我和朋友在外面等了两个小时,还是进不去Thisfriendofmineoncewaitedoutsidefortwohours,couldn'tgetin.
你的朋友叫"你"?
Afriendofyoursnamedyou?
不,我的朋友叫"闭嘴"No,afriendofminenamedshutup.
好吧,夜总会的老板和我去同一个健身馆Yeah,well,theownergoestomygym.
结果发现他是我播报的都市新闻的忠实观众Itturnsoutthatheisafanofmyreportingformetronewsone.
所以我在今晚出席的名单上SonowI'monthelistfortonight.
干的不错,SherbotskyNicegoing,sherbotsky.
你又长又难拼的名字变得家喻户晓了You'rebecomingalonganddifficult-to-spellhouseholdname.
他甚至把我列入了V.I.P.房的名单He'sevengettingmeintotheV.I.P.Room.
对,他只是想让你看看他的V.I.P.如果你知道我在说什么Yeah,hejustwantstoshowyouhisownV.I.P.,IfyouknowwhatImean.
好吧,在你的小世界里V.I.P.代表什么?
Allright,whatdoesV.I.P.Standforinyourlittleuniverse?
嗯,我知道"p"表示阴茎Well,Iknowthat"p"ispenis.
好吧,你们两个会跟我一起去我应该邀请Marshal和Lily吗?
Great,soyouguysarein.ShouldIinvitemarshalandlily?
有什么好笑的呢?
Whywasthisfunny?
我来解释给你们听I'llexplain.
你们知道,Lily是幼儿园老师Yousee,lilywasakindergartenteacher,
命中注定的一次午休时间时……andsoonefatefulnaptime...
Austin和我在迷人的小床上共渡周末austinandIspentsaturdaynightatthemostcharminglittlebedandbreakfast.
那太美妙了Itwassonice.
这个周末你怎么过的?
Whatdidyoudothisweekend?
来吧,加油,咕嘟,咕嘟,咕嘟!
Go,comeon,chug,chug,chug!
十秒!
Tenconds!
喝干了,输家!
Suckit,losers!
你知道,与未婚夫普通平静的日子youknow,quiettimewiththefiance
我也不知道,我就觉得丢脸Idon'tknow,Ijustfeltembarrassed.
Claire和我同年,她和丈夫享受着所有成年人做的上等的事情Claireismyageandsheandherhusbanddoallthisclassygrownupstuff.
也许我们也应该开始做些成熟的事Maybeweshouldstartdoingsomegrownupstuff.
我们早上做的不就是吗That'ssomeprettygrownupstuffwedidthismorning.
对啊,但不是上等的Yeah,butitwasn'tclassy.
也许我们该办个品酒会Maybeweshouldhaveawine-tastingparty.
我喜欢酒我也喜欢品尝Ilikewine.Iliketasting.
你知道我能狂欢来狂欢吧来摇摆吧成人风格YouknowIcanparty.Let'sdoit.Let'srockit.Maturitystyle.
以后她就会鼓动他参加读书俱乐部,烹饪班……Andeversincethenshe'sbeensigninghimupforbookclubs,cookingclasses...
所有能把下月千元工资花掉的事情allthethingsyoudowhenyouknowwhereyournextthousandlaysarecomingfrom
所以,不,Lily和Marshall不会和我们一起去so,no,lilyandarshallwillnotbejoiningus.
知道了不管怎样Ted,我要说的第二件事Gotit.Anyway,ted,parttwoofmystory:
我朋友kelly也会去Myfriendkelly'sgoingtobethere.
Kelly,看样子我要爱上她?
Kelly,whosupposedlyI'mgoingtolove.
噢,你会喜欢上Kelly的Oh,youaregoingtolovekelly.
她很风趣,很聪明,她单身……She'sfun,she'ssmart,shelivesinthemoment...
翻译:
她很丑,她很丑她是丑人中的丑人translation:
She'sugly,she'sugly,sheugsintheugly.
噢,还有她很正点Oh,andshe'stotallyhot.
好吧,我猜今晚我可以接手她Okay,IguessIcouldtakeheroffyourhandsforanevening.
那你还有别的正点,单身的朋友吗?
sodoyouhaveanyotherhot,singlefriends?
没有Kelly……No.Kelly...
噢,天那,Ted,你的运动衫!
oh,no,ted,yourblazer!
怎么,怎么,怎么?
What,what,what?
有人弄的如此耀眼Somebodyspilledgorgeousalloverit.
--不错--谢谢--Loveit.--Thankyou.
瞧他完美的发型Andhishairwasperfect.
我们穿了一样的衬衫We'rewearingthesameshirt.
噢,等等,不,是我的衬衫反射在你的上了Oh,wait,no,that'sjustmyshirtreflectedinyours.
女孩们和鱼的24条相同点之一是Oneofthe24similaritiesbetweengirlsandfishisthat
他们都被发光的物体吸引they'rebothattractedtoshinyobjects.
你从来没看过我的博客,是不?
Youreallyneverreadmyblog,doyou?
好吧,罐头小子,我们狂欢去吧Allright,tinman,let'shitit.
好吧,嗯好好享受你们的迪斯科,伙计们Allright,well,havefunatyourlittledisco,guys.
你们两到底怎么了?
Whatthehellhappenedtothesetwo?
我和Marshall长大了MarshallandIarejustgrowingup.
对,这会变的很不错Yeah,it'sgoingtobesweet,too.
就象今晚,我们将品尝所有这些不同的酒Liketonight,we'retastingallthesedifferentwines,
与这些美味的奶酪组合起来pairingthemupwiththesecoolgourmetcheeses.
哇,谁能料到忠于一段异性恋情Wow,whoknewbeinginacommittedheterosexualretionship
……可以让一个男人变得这么像同性恋?
couldmakeaguysogay?
好吧,酷小孩们要走了Allright,coolkidsareleavingnow.
爷爷,奶奶,不用等我们了Grandma,grandpa,don'twaitup
天那,噢,我的天那今晚这里有好多辣妹啊my,oh,my.Therearesomeferocious-lookingcutletsheretonight.
好吧,勾引计划专栏,找个辣妹Allright,hookupstrategy.Colon,findacutlet,
早早锁定住她lockherinearly,
整晚纠缠她直到她属于我grindwithherallnightillshe'smine.
你这些计划起过作用吗?
Dothesestrategieseverworkforyou?
应该这样问这些计划什么时候没起作用?
Thequestionis:
Dothesestrategiesevernotworkforme?
两个问题,答案都是一半一半Eitherway,theanswerisabouthalfthetime.
我的小贱人们!
瞧我的呃,他们是和我一起的Mybitches!
Checkthisoutum,they'rewithme.
呃,我们也是她的小贱人Um,we'reherbitches,too.
我们还是在这等着Welwaithere.
依据现在的利率情况Andwithtoday'sinterestrateclimate,
你得去申请30年的低压贷款you'vegottogoforthe30-yearfixedmortgage.
--噢,是啊--对--Oh,totally.--Yeah.
嗯,Marshall,说说你们的事吧?
So,marshall,whataboutyou?
你们在考虑买房生小孩吗?
Youguysthinkinghouse,baby?
噢!
不,我们会等等再考虑生孩子的事Oh!
No,thinkwe'regoingtowaitonthebabything.
我是说,我喜欢小孩小孩很可爱Imean,Ilovebabies.Babiesrule.
小胖胳膊还有……Pudgyarmsandstuff...
但是,呃,他们让你显老but,uh,theymakeyouold.
就像把你困在原地的大铁锚……Kindoflikethisanchorweighingyoudowntoonespot...
永远困住forever.
我怀孕3个月了I'mthreemonthspregnant.
别觉得尴尬,伙计们Notawkward,guys.
别尴尬除非我们让事情变的尴尬Notawkwardunlessweletitbeawkward.
这地方看起来不错kelly在这吗?
Thisplaceseemsgreat.Iskellyhere?
对,她就在这Yeah,she'saroundsomewhere.
呃,我们去找她吧我会介绍你们认识Uh,let'sgofindher.I'llintroduceyouguys.
然后我就得去V.I.P.房了ThenIshouldprobablyduckintotheV.I.P.Room.
这很蠢而且专制,不是吗?
It'ssostupidandarbitrary,isn'tit?
谁可以去V.I.P房谁不能?
WhogetstobeaV.I.Pandwhodoesn't?
我们能去吗?
Canwecome?
也不是那么专制It'snotthatarbitrary.
-哇,这地方真吵-你觉得吗?
Whoa,thisplaceisloud.Youthink?
好吧,是有点吵Ok,itisalittleloud
Kelly在那边!
ThereisKelly
你想去找个能讲话的地方吗?
Youwanttogosomewherewecantalk
好啊!
Totally!
……好吧……......Okay......
不觉得Ted没有邀我和他一起出去很奇怪吗?
thinkitwaskindofweirdthatteddidn'tinvitemeoutwithhim?
为什么?
你宁愿去某个夜总会充满噪音和汗臭味,还有……Why?
You'dratherbeoutatsomedanceclub,allnoisyandsweaty,withthe...
这就是你想要的吗?
isthatwhatyouwant?
这就是你想要的吗?
isthiswhatyouwant?
30年的低押借款……"30-yearfixedmortgage...
我怀孕3个月了I'mthreemonthspregnant."
这是该尴尬的时候了Thatwasawkward.
我们开始品酒吧!
Let'sstartdrinking!
别这么急要让红酒的单宁酸醇香Notsofast.Inorderforthetanninstomellow,
我们应该让它先“呼吸”30分钟weshouldletitbreatheforabout30minutes.
该死的单宁酸Freakingtannins.
那么,你怎么认识Robin的?
So,howdoyouknowRobin?
人马座!
Sagittarius
离威郡很近吗?
IsthatnearWestchester?
我很乐意来一杯!
Iwouldloveone!
一瓶啤酒就好了!
Justabeer!
你知道他们现在在干嘛吗?
doyouknowwhatthey'redoinginthererightnow?
他们在看Claire的超声波录象带They'rewatchingclaire'sultrasoundvideo.
我发誓,连婴儿自己都觉得无聊了AndIsweartogod,eventhebabylooksbored.
拜托,没那么糟糕Comeon,it'snotthatbad.
我们已经开始溶入这些人了We'rereallystartingtoclickwiththeseguys.
Claire和Austin刚刚还邀请我们去参加周六晚的奶酪火锅宴Claireandaustinjustinvitedustotheirfonduefestnextsaturdaynight.
你是真的想让我对奶酪火锅感到兴奋吗?
Areyouhonestlytryingtogetmeexcitedaboutfondue?
把食物浸在热奶酪里有什么不让人喜欢的?
It'sdippingstuffinhotcheese.What'snottolove?
好吧,听起来是不错Okay,thatdoessoundgood.
但是是与一群乏味的家伙把食物浸在热奶酪里Butit'sdippingstuffinhotcheesewithboringpeople.
Marshall,我们是时候成熟起来了Marshall,it'stimeforustogrowup.
Marshall知道她是对的Marshallknewshewasright.
他必须别再表现的象个小孩Hehadtostopactinglikeakid.
但不是今晚Butnottonight.
好吧,我们的公寓在3楼Now,ourapartmentwasonthethirdfloor,
所以不确定这部分是不是真的soI'mnotsureifthispartisactuallytrue,
但是Marshall叔叔发誓这是真正有发生的butunclemarshallswearsithappened.
记程车!
Taxi!
新专辑很棒平静优美thenewalbumisgreat.It'sallsmoothandpolished,
不象以前的那些音乐一样那么节奏很强了notdarkaheavyliketheearlystuff.
噢,是啊,NoraJones越来越棒了Oh,yeah,norajonesjustgetsbetterandbetter.
天那,告诉我现在能开始品酒了Please,tellmewecandrinkthewinenow.
再等5分钟,别弄糟单宁酸Fivemoreminutes.Don'twanttorushthosetannins.
该死的单宁酸Freakingtannins.
你真喜欢这地方吗?
Youreallylikethisplace?
你不知道我在说什么,是吗?
YouhavenoideawhatIamsaying,doyou?
我是从外星球来的!
Iamfromouterspace!
我因为上了一只海豚被赶出海底世界!
IgotthrownoutofSeaWorldforhumpingadolphin!
我尿裤子了!
Iamwettingmypants!
我就在那时候意识到Ithinkthat'swhenIrealized,
夜总会不是那么棒clubsweren'tawesome.
夜总会一点都不好Clubsweren'tevenokay.
夜总会太烂了Clubssucked.
我得离开这Ihadtogetoutofthere.
--嘿,Robin--嘿--Hey,robin.--Hey.
--你怎么不在里面?
--我在给那老板打电话--Whyaren'tyouinside?
--I'mcallingtheowner.
里面那家伙不让我进V.I.P.房There'saguyintherewhowon'tletmeintothestupidV.I.P.Room.
你在这干嘛?
Whatareyoudoinghere?
噢,我有这个心情所以就来这狂欢了Oh,Ihadthismove,soIcameheretobustit.
你能把我弄进去吗?
Canyougetmein?
好样的语音信箱Great.Voicemail.
--谢谢,一会见!
--拜!
--Thanks,I'llseeyou!
--Bye!
噢,天那,他才刚刚到这Oh,comeon,hejustgothere.
他肯定很有名He'sprobablyfamous.
噢,是啊Affleck有3兄弟吗?
Oh,yeah.Isn'tthereathirdaffleckbrother?
KeithAffleck还是BrianAffleck还是其他什么人?
Keithaffleckorbrianaffleckorsomething?
天啊,我们刚刚看见了BrianAffleckHolycrap,wejustsawbrianaffleck.
不是我有多在意能进V.I.P.房It'snotlikeIcaresomuchaboutgettingintheV.I.P.Room,
我已经去过无数个V.I.P.房IhavebeenintonsofV.I.P.Rooms.
我不是第一次进V.I.P.房I'mnotexactlyaV.I.P.Roomvirgin.
但是真的,回我电话Butseriously,callmeback.
噢,呃,我刚刚还在里面Oh,um,Iwasjustinthere,
RobinSherbotsky我在单子上robinsherbotsky.I'monthelist.
名字已经被划掉了抱歉Name'salreadycrossedoff.Sorry.
但是我是RobinSherbotskyButI'mrobinsherbotsky.
我是一台的记者I'mareporterforchannelone.