How I Met Your Mother S01E05.docx

1、How I Met Your Mother S01E05那么, 孩子们, 你们想听 我变聋的那个故事吗? So,kids,would you like to hear the story of the time I went deaf?他干嘛问我们? Why does he even ask?是啊, 无论如何他 都会讲给我们听 I know,hes just going to tell us anyway.我确实会讲 I sure am.故事的开始 是Robin来到酒吧说 It all began when robin strolled into the bar and said.说你是我的小

2、贱人 say youre my bitch.我是你的小贱人 这次是为什么? Im your bitch. Why this time?因为今晚 我将把大家全带进Okay Cause tonight Im getting us all into okay.Okay 太棒了! Okay, awesome!怎么回事? 我刚才中风了吗? Whats going on? Did I just have a stroke?Okay是一个夜总会的名字 Okay is the name of a club.对, 这有点让人难以置信 Yeah,its supposed to be incredibly excl

3、usive.有一次我和朋友在外面 等了两个小时, 还是进不去 This friend of mine once waited outside for two hours,couldnt get in.你的朋友叫你? A friend of yours named you?不, 我的朋友叫闭嘴 No,a friend of mine named shut up.好吧, 夜总会的老板 和我去同一个健身馆 Yeah,well,the owner goes to my gym.结果发现他是我播报的 都市新闻的忠实观众 It turns out that he is a fan of my report

4、ing for metro news one.所以我在今晚出席的名单上 So now Im on the list for tonight.干的不错, Sherbotsky Nice going,sherbotsky.你又长又难拼的名字 变得家喻户晓了 Youre becoming a long and difficult-to-spell household name.他甚至把我列入了V.I.P. 房的名单 Hes even getting me into the V.I.P. Room.对, 他只是想让你看看他的V.I.P. 如果你知道我在说什么 Yeah,he just wants to

5、 show you his own V.I.P.,If you know what I mean.好吧, 在你的小世界里V.I.P. 代表什么? All right,what does V.I.P. Stand for in your little universe?嗯, 我知道p表示阴茎 Well,I know that p is penis.好吧, 你们两个会跟我一起去 我应该邀请Marshal和Lily吗? Great,so you guys are in. Should I invite marshal and lily?有什么好笑的呢? Why was this funny?我来解释

6、给你们听 Ill explain.你们知道, Lily是幼儿园老师 You see,lily was a kindergarten teacher,命中注定的一次午休时间时 and so one fateful nap time.Austin和我在 迷人的小床上共渡周末 austin and I spent saturday night at the most charming little bed and breakfast.那太美妙了 It was so nice.这个周末你怎么过的? What did you do this weekend?来吧, 加油, 咕嘟, 咕嘟, 咕嘟! Go,

7、come on,chug,chug,chug!十秒! Ten conds!喝干了, 输家! Suck it,losers!你知道, 与未婚夫普通平静的日子 you know,quiet time with the fiance我也不知道, 我就觉得丢脸 I dont know,I just felt embarrassed.Claire和我同年，她和丈夫享受着 所有成年人做的上等的事情 Claire is my age and she and her husband do all this classy grownup stuff.也许我们也应该开始做些成熟的事 Maybe we should

8、 start doing some grownup stuff.我们早上做的不就是吗 Thats some pretty grownup stuff we did this morning.对啊, 但不是上等的 Yeah,but it wasnt classy.也许我们该办个品酒会 Maybe we should have a wine-tasting party.我喜欢酒 我也喜欢品尝 I like wine. I like tasting.你知道我能狂欢 来狂欢吧 来摇摆吧 成人风格 You know I can party. Lets do it. Lets rock it. Matur

9、ity style.以后她就会鼓动 他参加读书俱乐部, 烹饪班 And ever since then shes been signing him up for book clubs,cooking classes.所有能把下月千元工资花掉的事情 all the things you do when you know where your next thousand lays are coming from所以, 不, Lily和Marshal l不会和我们一起去 so,no,lily andarshall will not be joining us.知道了 不管怎样 Ted, 我要说的第二

10、件事 Got it. Anyway,ted,part two of my story:我朋友kelly也会去 My friend kellys going to be there.Kelly, 看样子我要爱上她？ Kelly,who supposedly Im going to love.噢, 你会喜欢上Kelly的 Oh,you are going to love kelly.她很风趣, 很聪明, 她单身 Shes fun,shes smart,she lives in the moment.翻译: 她很丑, 她很丑 她是丑人中的丑人 translation: Shes ugly,shes

11、ugly,she ugs in the ugly.噢, 还有她很正点 Oh,and shes totally hot.好吧, 我猜今晚我可以接手她 Okay,I guess I could take her off your hands for an evening.那你还有别的正点，单身的朋友吗? so do you have any other hot,single friends?没有 Kelly No. Kelly.噢, 天那, Ted, 你的运动衫! oh,no,ted,your blazer!怎么, 怎么, 怎么? What,what,what?有人弄的如此耀眼 Somebody

12、spilled gorgeous all over it.-不错 -谢谢 -Love it. -Thank you.瞧他完美的发型 And his hair was perfect.我们穿了一样的衬衫 Were wearing the same shirt.噢, 等等, 不, 是 我的衬衫反射在你的上了 Oh,wait,no,thats just my shirt reflected in yours.女孩们和鱼的24条相同点之一是 One of the 24 similarities between girls and fish is that他们都被发光的物体吸引 theyre both

13、attracted to shiny objects.你从来没看过我的博客, 是不? You really never read my blog,do you?好吧, 罐头小子, 我们狂欢去吧 All right,tin man,lets hit it.好吧, 嗯 好好享受你们的迪斯科, 伙计们 All right,well,have fun at your little disco,guys.你们两到底怎么了? What the hell happened to these two?我和Marshall长大了 Marshall and I are just growing up.对, 这会变

14、的很不错 Yeah,its going to be sweet,too.就象今晚, 我们将品尝所有这些不同的酒 Like tonight,were tasting all these different wines,与这些美味的奶酪组合起来 pairing them up with these cool gourmet cheeses.哇, 谁能料到忠于一段异性恋情 Wow,who knew being in a committed heterosexual retionship可以让一个男人 变得这么像同性恋？ could make a guy so gay?好吧, 酷小孩们要走了 All

15、right,cool kids are leaving now.爷爷, 奶奶, 不用等我们了 Grandma,grandpa,dont wait up天那, 噢, 我的天那 今晚这里有好多辣妹啊 my,oh,my. There are some ferocious-looking cutlets here tonight.好吧, 勾引计划专栏, 找个辣妹 All right,hookup strategy. Colon,find a cutlet,早早锁定住她 lock her in early,整晚纠缠她直到她属于我 grind with her all nightill shes mine

16、.你这些计划起过作用吗? Do these strategies ever work for you?应该这样问 这些计划什么时候没起作用? The question is: Do these strategies ever not work for me?两个问题, 答案都是一半一半 Either way,the answer is about half the time.我的小贱人们! 瞧我的 呃,他们是和我一起的 My bitches! Check this out um,theyre with me.呃, 我们也是她的小贱人 Um,were her bitches,too.我们还是在这

17、等着 Wel wait here.依据现在的利率情况 And with todays interest rate climate,你得去申请30年的低压贷款 youve got to go for the 30-year fixed mortgage.-噢, 是啊 -对 -Oh,totally. -Yeah.嗯, Marshall, 说说你们的事吧? So,marshall,what about you?你们在考虑买房生小孩吗? You guys thinking house,baby?噢! 不, 我们会等等 再考虑生孩子的事 Oh! No,think were going to wait o

18、n the baby thing.我是说, 我喜欢小孩 小孩很可爱 I mean,I love babies. Babies rule.小胖胳膊还有 Pudgy arms and stuff.但是, 呃, 他们让你显老 but,uh,they make you old.就像把你困在原地 的大铁锚 Kind of like this anchor weighing you down to one spot.永远困住 forever.我怀孕3个月了 Im three months pregnant.别觉得尴尬, 伙计们 Not awkward,guys.别尴尬除非 我们让事情变的尴尬 Not aw

19、kward unless we let it be awkward.这地方看起来不错 kelly在这吗? This place seems great. Is kelly here?对, 她就在这 Yeah,shes around somewhere.呃, 我们去找她吧 我会介绍你们认识 Uh,lets go find her. Ill introduce you guys.然后我就得去V.I.P. 房了 Then I should probably duck into the V.I.P. Room.这很蠢而且专制, 不是吗? Its so stupid and arbitrary,isnt

20、 it?谁可以去V.I.P房谁不能? Who gets to be a V.I.P and who doesnt?我们能去吗? Can we come?也不是那么专制 Its not that arbitrary.-哇, 这地方真吵 -你觉得吗? Whoa,this place is loud. You think?好吧, 是有点吵 Ok,it is a little loudKelly在那边! There is Kelly你想去找个能讲话的地方吗? You want to go somewhere we can talk 好啊! Totally!好吧 .Okay.不觉得Ted没有 邀我和他一

21、起出去很奇怪吗? think it was kind of weird that ted didnt invite me out with him?为什么? 你宁愿去某个夜总会 充满噪音和汗臭味, 还有 Why? Youd rather be out at some dance club,all noisy and sweaty,with the.这就是你想要的吗? is that what you want?这就是你想要的吗? is this what you want?30年的低押借款 30-year fixed mortgage.我怀孕3个月了 Im three months pregn

22、ant.这是该尴尬的时候了 That was awkward.我们开始品酒吧! Lets start drinking!别这么急 要让红酒的单宁酸醇香 Not so fast. In order for the tannins to mellow,我们应该让它先“呼吸”30分钟 we should let it breathe for about 30 minutes.该死的单宁酸 Freaking tannins.那么, 你怎么认识Robin的? So,how do you know Robin?人马座! Sagittarius离威郡很近吗? Is that near Westchester

23、? 我很乐意来一杯! I would love one!一瓶啤酒就好了! Just a beer!你知道他们现在在干嘛吗? do you know what theyre doing in there right now?他们在看Claire的超声波录象带 Theyre watching claires ultrasound video.我发誓, 连婴儿自己 都觉得无聊了 And I swear to god,even the baby looks bored.拜托, 没那么糟糕 Come on,its not that bad.我们已经开始溶入这些人了 Were really startin

24、g to click with these guys.Claire和Austin刚刚还邀请我们 去参加周六晚的奶酪火锅宴 Claire and austin just invited us to their fondue fest next saturday night.你是真的想让我 对奶酪火锅感到兴奋吗? Are you honestly trying to get me excited about fondue?把食物浸在热奶酪里 有什么不让人喜欢的? Its dipping stuff in hot cheese. Whats not to love?好吧, 听起来是不错 Okay,t

25、hat does sound good.但是是与一群乏味的家伙 把食物浸在热奶酪里 But its dipping stuff in hot cheese with boring people.Marshall, 我们是时候成熟起来了 Marshall,its time for us to grow up.Marshall知道她是对的 Marshall knew she was right.他必须别再表现的象个小孩 He had to stop acting like a kid.但不是今晚 But not tonight.好吧, 我们的公寓在3楼 Now,our apartment was

26、on the third floor,所以不确定这部分是不是真的 so Im not sure if this part is actually true,但是Marshall叔叔发誓 这是真正有发生的 but uncle marshall swears it happened.记程车! Taxi!新专辑很棒 平静优美 the new album is great. Its all smooth and polished,不象以前的那些音乐一样 那么节奏很强了 not dark a heavy like the early stuff.噢, 是啊, Nora Jones越来越棒了 Oh,yea

27、h,nora jones just gets better and better.天那, 告诉我现在能开始品酒了 Please,tell me we can drink the wine now.再等5分钟, 别弄糟单宁酸 Five more minutes.Dont want to rush those tannins.该死的单宁酸 Freaking tannins.你真喜欢这地方吗? You really like this place?你不知道我在说什么, 是吗? You have no idea what I am saying,do you?我是从外星球来的! I am from o

28、uter space!我因为上了一只海豚 被赶出海底世界! I got thrown out of Sea World for humping a dolphin! 我尿裤子了! I am wetting my pants!我就在那时候意识到 I think thats when I realized,夜总会不是那么棒 clubs werent awesome.夜总会一点都不好 Clubs werent even okay.夜总会太烂了 Clubs sucked.我得离开这 I had to get out of there.-嘿, Robin -嘿 -Hey,robin. -Hey.-你怎么

29、不在里面? -我在给那老板打电话 -Why arent you inside? -Im calling the owner.里面那家伙不让我进V.I.P. 房 Theres a guy in there who wont let me in to the stupid V.I.P. Room.你在这干嘛? What are you doing here?噢, 我有这个心情 所以就来这狂欢了 Oh,I had this move,so I came here to bust it.你能把我弄进去吗? Can you get me in?好样的 语音信箱 Great. Voice mail.-谢谢

30、, 一会见! -拜! -Thanks,Ill see you! -Bye!噢, 天那, 他才刚刚到这 Oh,come on,he just got here.他肯定很有名 Hes probably famous.噢, 是啊 Affleck有3兄弟吗? Oh,yeah. Isnt there a third affleck brother?Keith Affleck还是 Brian Affleck还是其他什么人? Keith affleck or brian affleck or something?天啊, 我们刚刚 看见了Brian Affleck Holy crap,we just saw

31、brian affleck.不是我有多在意能进V.I.P. 房 Its not like I care so much about getting in the V.I.P. Room,我已经去过无数个V.I.P. 房 I have been in tons of V.I.P. Rooms.我不是第一次进V.I.P. 房 Im not exactly a V.I.P. Room virgin.但是真的, 回我电话 But seriously,call me back.噢, 呃, 我刚刚还在里面 Oh,um,I was just in there,Robin Sherbotsky 我在单子上 robin sherbotsky. Im on the list.名字已经被划掉了 抱歉 Names already crossed off. Sorry.但是我是Robin Sherbotsky But Im robin sherbotsky.我是一台的记者 Im a reporter for channel one.