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Garfield加菲猫一台词
Garfield
The Movie Script
I hate mondays
Pookey, cover me. I'm going in.
Sleeping beauty, wake up
You can stop dreaming about me,
because I'm here now
Just wake up
You've got work to do.
You're not just my owner...
...you're my primary care giver
Not now, Garfield
Alright, cut the sweet... easy now.
Trying to cuddle with me, huh?
Trying to avoid your duties, huh?
Well that just ain't gonna fly!
See, I'm doing my exercise,
doing my job.
Just one quick CANNONBALL
- Good morning
- Garfield!
OK, I think you're clean enough now.
Got your towel right here.
No, Garfield!
It's liver flavoured.
MMM Delicious.
Ugh, Liver!
Actually, it's liver 'flavoured'.
That was good breakfast.
Now I think I'll fall off the Catkins diet
and get myself a little high fat chaser.
Garfield,
look, the milk truck!
Oh, thatta boy Nermal.
The milk truck comes every day.
Maybe not today. Maybe it's changing routes?
Maybe this will be the last we'll ever see of him?
We're cats,we like milk.
Let's go for it.
- No.
- But...
But nothing. I don't leave the
cul-de-sac for anything.
Out there it's a hornet's nest of trouble.
Bad things happen out there, so I don't go out there.
Besides,I've found, if you wait long enough.
Everything comes to you.
Here come the milk man.
Here come the milk man.
Hey, Nermal.
Let's play Astronaut again today.
- Yeah?
- Yeah, I love that game
- You're such a brave little Astronaut
- Alright
Prepare to jump into your spaceship,
Commander Nermal.
Whoa, whoa!
What about the milk?
Who needs milk when you can be
in outer space?
- We've got a secret mission today.
- Yeah?
You'll be exploring the Milky Way.
I get the chills when you jump in your
little spacecraft.
The nation thanks you.
Prepare to blast off!
Three, two, one!
Bon Voyage!
Look at me go!
Don't look down!
- Come to papa, baby
- I can see everything up here
I can see my house!
Got Milk?
I can see the whole neighbourhood!
Well that's nice.
That's very nice.
Hey, another milk truck!
Ooh, and that is even nicer.
I can see a whole......
Mission accomplished, Nermal
Whoa, Garfield. Do it again!
Where did everybody go?
You're on the wrong side of the street,
Fat Cat... beat it!
And you Luca are on the wrong side of the
evolutionary curve.
Ok, that's it.
You're gonna get it good today.
I make a point to get it good every day.
The real question is, Luca:
How shall I outwit you this time?
- With simple maths?
- I know how to spell.
- Or shall I distract you with something shiny?
- Now you're making fun of me.
I hope so, you're no fun to look at.
You'll never get the best of me....
I think I just did.
Not the ducks again.
Jump back!
and kiss my skin.
If I ever get off this chain,
you're going down.
Everybody back up!
I dont know how wild this thing's gonna get.
I love the smell of cinnamon apple in
the morning.
- Smells like victory.
- I hate this fat cat.
So much time, and so little I need to do.
Mouse!
No thanks, I'm full.
Get him, Garfield
Get him, Jon
Always gotta be smashing and crashing.
Nobody poisons anymore.
There's my ball.
What good is a cat,
that can't chase a mouse?
I don't do the chase thing.
I know you don't hear me.
But can't you just listen?
Louis, what are you doing in the
house when Jon's home.
Sorry Garfield,
man I couldn't help it.
Look, when he sees you he expects
more from me. Don't you get that?
Jon's got those macadamia nut cookies,
I'm trying to maintain.
- You understand?
- Sure, as long as you understand...
that I have to eat you.
Good boy!
See, I knew you could
do it if you put your mind to it.
You're the best cat a guy could have.
Have you tasted yourself lately?
Hey, it wasn't exactly the first-class
lounge in there for me either.
Get yourself lost, Louis. Take a powder
for a couple of days, get a haircut and grow a beard.
Cool, I owe you one G
<< I've got a question for you. >>
<< Do you love your Cat?
>>
Finally, back on my regular schedule.
<< Make sure he has nothing but Kibbly Kat food >>
That cat's puss is everwhere.
TV, newspapers, t-shirts
I wouldn't want that kind of exposure (!
)
- Hey buddy
- Cut the small talk
What's in the bag?
<< Remember:
Be Happy >>
I'm happy when I'm with you
You delicate melange of tomato paste,
cheese, ground meat and pasta!
Garfield, don't even think about it.
That's my food.
I may just nibble.
<< Thanks Happy, and thank you for joining us >>
<< I'm Christopher Mello, remember:
Be Happy >>
Cut!
Give me the Benadril!
Damned cat allergies
Any word from the network yet?
No, but they're looking for a dog-act
on Good Day New York.
Dog act!
Story of my life:
Looking for a dog, and I'm stuck with a cat
- But the segment went quite well
- "But the segment went quite well"
Of course it went well, you toad.
The fifty housewives who saw it, loved it.
<< This is Walter J Chapman, reporting live from the Hague >>
Oh, please. What a know-it-all.
And everybody always said I was the
handsome one.
I was the smart one
And I was born first.
But there you are, "live from the Hague",
and I'm here working with this sack of dander
on a dead-end regional morning show.
<< Back to you, Dan >>
Garfield!
Did you eat all four boxes of Lasagne?
It's not my fault.
They started it.
What am I going to do with you?
Love me, feed me,
never leave me.
Let's go for a ride to some place you love
that always leaves you feeling pampered and refreshed.
Oh I know, Chucky Cheese
Thank you!
No, Wendys?
Taco kitty?
Well I'm stumped.
Maybe olive garden, for you?
The only time I leave my cul-de-sac is
when Jon takes me to the Vet.
Which he's been doing a lot recently.
And it appears to have nothing to do with me.
Jon must want to go for his own reason.
Well, there's nothing wrong with Garfield
He's just a happy, fat, lazy cat.
No need for a second opinion.
- I worry about him.
- I know you do.
Y'know, you care about him
more than any owner I've ever known.
'Him' has a name.
Is this an HMO?
Let's get Garfield in for his dip,
I wanna talk to you, in private.
She's so beautiful.
Mr Pathetic, you've had a crush
on her since High-School.
Will you please ask her out so she can reject
you, and we can get on with my life?
I have to ask her out.
- Wish me luck
- Ok, go get 'em big tiger
You the man, you the fella, you the boss
You preach to her, show her how the co...
you hopeless loser...
Betty how about today you start me off with
a Swedish massage, a manicure and a pedicure
Seaweed wrap, loofa, belly rub, tail waxing...
...then crack my toes to finish.
Jon, there's something important I
need to ask you.
Something I wouldn't ask most of the
guys who come in here.
No, wait. I think I know where this is going.
You do?
I do!
Liz, I've wanted to ask you
the same thing for a very long time.
Are you sure we're talking about the same thing?
Absolutely
I've never been more sure of anything in my
entire life
Liz, I'm ready to take a chance.
I'm ready for...
Thank you
A dog?
A dog, I'm ready for a dog.
I think he likes you.
Frisky little fella, isn't he
His name's Odie, and he's not going to
make it if he has to live his life in a cage
He needs to be loved.
Well thank you, thank you very much
Ladies and Gentlemen
Nah, maybe not in my neighbourhood
Hey, homer, I really gotta run
Gotta fly everybody, please, stay behind the
security fence.
It's so great of you to come out and see me.
But I've got somebody waiting for me,
very devoted. Almost crippled.
No, please, don't cry.
I know what it's like to be unloved.
Well, you do.
I'll try to come back and visit.
And if I don't, I'll try to write. Bye bye
Does anybody know this guy?
Goodbye everybody - Garfield is leaving the building.
Jon, you know, you don't have to do
this if you don't want to.
No, no. It's okay.
Some part of me has always wanted to know what
it's like to have a pet that actually wants to play with you.
You're a good friend.
One question:
Am I still gorgeous?
Jon, I think we've got a little problem here.
Jon...
I want you to know I can help the transition
go smoothly.
Jon, it's in my seat!
Jon...
We could all go out together.
Park, dog-shows.
Stuff like that
- Jon...
- Wait a minute,
are you asking me out?
Jonny-boy, the time has come to get a
∙0位粉丝
car-alarm!
You're not gonna believe it!
A mongrel-mutt has broken into your car.
Garfield, this is Odie.
He's coming home with us.
Whoa:
you went in there to get a date,
and came out with a dog?
Well that's bad even for you.
Oh you're so sad. Oh no no no...
We're not bringing a dog home with us.
Hey, I ride shot-gun!
What are you lookin' at, tick-boy?
Jon, it's not too late. Quickly, turn around,
before he finds out where we live!
Please take this trouser-sniffer back!
Come on Odie
This is your new home.
Come on Buddy
Jon...
You had me, a chick-magnet.
And now you got a tick-magnet.
Garfield, Jon brought a dog home.
I am aware, Nermal.
Why would he do a thing like that?
Gee, I don't know, Nermal.
It just seems like a weird thing to do, bringing
a dog into a house that already has a cat.
Can we drop it?
I mean, it's no big deal.
It's just a splattered bug on the windshield of my life.
A dimwitted, smelly, goofy splattered bug
that I will deal with appropriately and enthusiastically.
Come on!
As you can see, I'm still Jon's favourite.
See you later, Garfield.
Good luck with the bug thing
This is payback for the liver thing, isn't it?
Payback, ha ha ha
This is your new home Odie.
That's my office over there.
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