Garfield加菲猫一台词.docx

1、Garfield加菲猫一台词GarfieldTheMovieScript Ihatemondays Pookey,coverme.Imgoingin. Sleepingbeauty,wakeup Youcanstopdreamingaboutme, becauseImherenow Justwakeup Youvegotworktodo. Yourenotjustmyowner. .youremyprimarycaregiver Notnow,Garfield Alright,cutthesweet.easynow. Tryingtocuddlewithme,huh? Tryingtoavoi

2、dyourduties,huh? Wellthatjustaintgonnafly! See,Imdoingmyexercise, doingmyjob. JustonequickCANNONBALL -Goodmorning -Garfield! OK,Ithinkyourecleanenoughnow. Gotyourtowelrighthere. No,Garfield! Itsliverflavoured. MMMDelicious. Ugh,Liver! Actually,itsliverflavoured. Thatwasgoodbreakfast. NowIthinkIllfal

3、lofftheCatkinsdietandgetmyselfalittlehighfatchaser. Garfield, look,themilktruck! Oh,thattaboyNermal. Themilktruckcomeseveryday. Maybenottoday.Maybeitschangingroutes? Maybethiswillbethelastwelleverseeofhim? Werecats,welikemilk. Letsgoforit. -No. -But. Butnothing.Idontleavethe cul-de-sacforanything. O

4、utthereitsahornetsnestoftrouble.Badthingshappenoutthere,soIdontgooutthere. Besides,Ivefound,ifyouwaitlongenough. Everythingcomestoyou. Herecomethemilkman. Herecomethemilkman. Hey,Nermal. LetsplayAstronautagaintoday. -Yeah? -Yeah,Ilovethatgame -YouresuchabravelittleAstronaut -Alright Preparetojumpint

5、oyourspaceship, CommanderNermal. Whoa,whoa! Whataboutthemilk? Whoneedsmilkwhenyoucanbe inouterspace? -Wevegotasecretmissiontoday. -Yeah? YoullbeexploringtheMilkyWay. Igetthechillswhenyoujumpinyourlittlespacecraft. Thenationthanksyou. Preparetoblastoff! Three,two,one! BonVoyage! Lookatmego! Dontlookd

6、own! -Cometopapa,baby -Icanseeeverythinguphere Icanseemyhouse! GotMilk? Icanseethewholeneighbourhood! Wellthatsnice. Thatsverynice. Hey,anothermilktruck! Ooh,andthatisevennicer. Icanseeawhole. Missionaccomplished,Nermal Whoa,Garfield.Doitagain! Wheredideverybodygo? Youreonthewrongsideofthestreet,Fat

7、Cat.beatit! AndyouLucaareonthewrongsideofthe evolutionarycurve. Ok,thatsit. Youregonnagetitgoodtoday. Imakeapointtogetitgoodeveryday.Therealquestionis,Luca: HowshallIoutwityouthistime? -Withsimplemaths? -Iknowhowtospell. -OrshallIdistractyouwithsomethingshiny? -Nowyouremakingfunofme. Ihopeso,youreno

8、funtolookat. Youllnevergetthebestofme. IthinkIjustdid. Nottheducksagain. Jumpback! andkissmyskin. IfIevergetoffthischain, youregoingdown. Everybodybackup! Idontknowhowwildthisthingsgonnaget. Ilovethesmellofcinnamonapplein themorning. -Smellslikevictory. -Ihatethisfatcat. Somuchtime,andsolittleIneedt

9、odo.Mouse! Nothanks,Imfull. Gethim,Garfield Gethim,Jon Alwaysgottabesmashingandcrashing. Nobodypoisonsanymore. Theresmyball. Whatgoodisacat, thatcantchaseamouse? Idontdothechasething. Iknowyoudonthearme. Butcantyoujustlisten? Louis,whatareyoudoinginthe housewhenJonshome. SorryGarfield, manIcouldnthe

10、lpit. Look,whenheseesyouheexpects morefromme.Dontyougetthat? Jonsgotthosemacadamianutcookies,Imtryingtomaintain. -Youunderstand? -Sure,aslongasyouunderstand. thatIhavetoeatyou. Goodboy!See,Iknewyoucould doitifyouputyourmindtoit. Yourethebestcataguycouldhave. Haveyoutastedyourselflately? Hey,itwasnte

11、xactlythefirst-class loungeinthereformeeither. Getyourselflost,Louis.Takeapowder foracoupleofdays,getahaircutandgrowabeard. Cool,IoweyouoneG Finally,backonmyregularschedule. Thatcatspussiseverwhere. TV,newspapers,t-shirts Iwouldntwantthatkindofexposure(!) -Heybuddy -Cutthesmalltalk Whatsinthebag? Im

12、happywhenImwithyou Youdelicatemelangeoftomatopaste,cheese,groundmeatandpasta! Garfield,donteventhinkaboutit. Thatsmyfood. Imayjustnibble. Cut! GivemetheBenadril! Damnedcatallergies Anywordfromthenetworkyet? No,buttheyrelookingforadog-act onGoodDayNewYork. Dogact!Storyofmylife: Lookingforadog,andImst

13、uckwithacat -Butthesegmentwentquitewell -Butthesegmentwentquitewell Ofcourseitwentwell,youtoad. Thefiftyhousewiveswhosawit,lovedit. Oh,please.Whataknow-it-all. AndeverybodyalwayssaidIwasthe handsomeone. Iwasthesmartone AndIwasbornfirst. Butthereyouare,livefromtheHague, andImhereworkingwiththissackof

14、dander onadead-endregionalmorningshow. Garfield! DidyoueatallfourboxesofLasagne?Itsnotmyfault. Theystartedit. WhatamIgoingtodowithyou? Loveme,feedme, neverleaveme. Letsgoforaridetosomeplaceyoulove thatalwaysleavesyoufeelingpamperedandrefreshed. OhIknow,ChuckyCheese Thankyou! No,Wendys? Tacokitty? We

15、llImstumped. Maybeolivegarden,foryou? TheonlytimeIleavemycul-de-sacis whenJontakesmetotheVet. Whichhesbeendoingalotrecently. Anditappearstohavenothingtodowithme. Jonmustwanttogoforhisownreason.Well,theresnothingwrongwithGarfield Hesjustahappy,fat,lazycat. Noneedforasecondopinion. -Iworryabouthim. -I

16、knowyoudo. Yknow,youcareabouthim morethananyownerIveeverknown.Himhasaname. IsthisanHMO? LetsgetGarfieldinforhisdip, Iwannatalktoyou,inprivate. Shessobeautiful. MrPathetic,youvehadacrush onhersinceHigh-School. Willyoupleaseaskheroutsoshecanreject you,andwecangetonwithmylife? Ihavetoaskherout. -Wishme

17、luck -Ok,gogetembigtiger Youtheman,youthefella,youtheboss Youpreachtoher,showherhowtheco. youhopelessloser. Bettyhowabouttodayyoustartmeoffwith aSwedishmassage,amanicureandapedicure Seaweedwrap,loofa,bellyrub,tailwaxing. .thencrackmytoestofinish. Jon,theressomethingimportantI needtoaskyou. Something

18、Iwouldntaskmostofthe guyswhocomeinhere. No,wait.IthinkIknowwherethisisgoing. Youdo? Ido! Liz,Ivewantedtoaskyou thesamethingforaverylongtime. Areyousureweretalkingaboutthesamething? Absolutely Iveneverbeenmoresureofanythinginmy entirelife Liz,Imreadytotakeachance. Imreadyfor. Thankyou Adog? Adog,Imre

19、adyforadog. Ithinkhelikesyou. Friskylittlefella,isnthe HisnamesOdie,andhesnotgoingtomakeitifhehastolivehislifeinacage Heneedstobeloved. Wellthankyou,thankyouverymuch LadiesandGentlemen Nah,maybenotinmyneighbourhood Hey,homer,Ireallygottarun Gottaflyeverybody,please,staybehindthe securityfence. Itsso

20、greatofyoutocomeoutandseeme. ButIvegotsomebodywaitingforme,verydevoted.Almostcrippled. No,please,dontcry. Iknowwhatitsliketobeunloved. Well,youdo. Illtrytocomebackandvisit. AndifIdont,Illtrytowrite.ByebyeDoesanybodyknowthisguy? Goodbyeeverybody-Garfieldisleavingthebuilding. Jon,youknow,youdonthaveto

21、do thisifyoudontwantto. No,no.Itsokay. Somepartofmehasalwayswantedtoknowwhat itsliketohaveapetthatactuallywantstoplaywithyou. Youreagoodfriend. Onequestion: AmIstillgorgeous? Jon,Ithinkwevegotalittleproblemhere. Jon. IwantyoutoknowIcanhelpthetransition gosmoothly. Jon,itsinmyseat! Jon. Wecouldallgoo

22、uttogether. Park,dog-shows. Stufflikethat -Jon. -Waitaminute, areyouaskingmeout? Jonny-boy,thetimehascometogeta 0位粉丝 car-alarm! Yourenotgonnabelieveit! Amongrel-mutthasbrokenintoyourcar. Garfield,thisisOdie. Hescominghomewithus. Whoa:youwentintheretogetadate,andcameoutwithadog? Wellthatsbadevenforyo

23、u. Ohyouresosad.Ohnonono. Werenotbringingadoghomewithus.Hey,Irideshot-gun! Whatareyoulookinat,tick-boy? Jon,itsnottoolate.Quickly,turnaround, beforehefindsoutwherewelive! Pleasetakethistrouser-snifferback! ComeonOdie Thisisyournewhome. ComeonBuddy Jon. Youhadme,achick-magnet. Andnowyougotatick-magne

24、t. Garfield,Jonbroughtadoghome. Iamaware,Nermal. Whywouldhedoathinglikethat? Gee,Idontknow,Nermal. Itjustseemslikeaweirdthingtodo,bringing adogintoahousethatalreadyhasacat. Canwedropit?Imean,itsnobigdeal.Itsjustasplatteredbugonthewindshieldofmylife. Adimwitted,smelly,goofysplatteredbug thatIwilldealwithappropriatelyandenthusiastically. Comeon! Asyoucansee,ImstillJonsfavourite.Seeyoulater,Garfield. Goodluckwiththebugthing Thisispaybackfortheliverthing,isntit? Payback,hahaha ThisisyournewhomeOdie. Thatsmyofficeoverthere. The