1、Garfield加菲猫一台词GarfieldTheMovieScript Ihatemondays Pookey,coverme.Imgoingin. Sleepingbeauty,wakeup Youcanstopdreamingaboutme, becauseImherenow Justwakeup Youvegotworktodo. Yourenotjustmyowner. .youremyprimarycaregiver Notnow,Garfield Alright,cutthesweet.easynow. Tryingtocuddlewithme,huh? Tryingtoavoi
2、dyourduties,huh? Wellthatjustaintgonnafly! See,Imdoingmyexercise, doingmyjob. JustonequickCANNONBALL -Goodmorning -Garfield! OK,Ithinkyourecleanenoughnow. Gotyourtowelrighthere. No,Garfield! Itsliverflavoured. MMMDelicious. Ugh,Liver! Actually,itsliverflavoured. Thatwasgoodbreakfast. NowIthinkIllfal
3、lofftheCatkinsdietandgetmyselfalittlehighfatchaser. Garfield, look,themilktruck! Oh,thattaboyNermal. Themilktruckcomeseveryday. Maybenottoday.Maybeitschangingroutes? Maybethiswillbethelastwelleverseeofhim? Werecats,welikemilk. Letsgoforit. -No. -But. Butnothing.Idontleavethe cul-de-sacforanything. O
4、utthereitsahornetsnestoftrouble.Badthingshappenoutthere,soIdontgooutthere. Besides,Ivefound,ifyouwaitlongenough. Everythingcomestoyou. Herecomethemilkman. Herecomethemilkman. Hey,Nermal. LetsplayAstronautagaintoday. -Yeah? -Yeah,Ilovethatgame -YouresuchabravelittleAstronaut -Alright Preparetojumpint
5、oyourspaceship, CommanderNermal. Whoa,whoa! Whataboutthemilk? Whoneedsmilkwhenyoucanbe inouterspace? -Wevegotasecretmissiontoday. -Yeah? YoullbeexploringtheMilkyWay. Igetthechillswhenyoujumpinyourlittlespacecraft. Thenationthanksyou. Preparetoblastoff! Three,two,one! BonVoyage! Lookatmego! Dontlookd
6、own! -Cometopapa,baby -Icanseeeverythinguphere Icanseemyhouse! GotMilk? Icanseethewholeneighbourhood! Wellthatsnice. Thatsverynice. Hey,anothermilktruck! Ooh,andthatisevennicer. Icanseeawhole. Missionaccomplished,Nermal Whoa,Garfield.Doitagain! Wheredideverybodygo? Youreonthewrongsideofthestreet,Fat
7、Cat.beatit! AndyouLucaareonthewrongsideofthe evolutionarycurve. Ok,thatsit. Youregonnagetitgoodtoday. Imakeapointtogetitgoodeveryday.Therealquestionis,Luca: HowshallIoutwityouthistime? -Withsimplemaths? -Iknowhowtospell. -OrshallIdistractyouwithsomethingshiny? -Nowyouremakingfunofme. Ihopeso,youreno
8、funtolookat. Youllnevergetthebestofme. IthinkIjustdid. Nottheducksagain. Jumpback! andkissmyskin. IfIevergetoffthischain, youregoingdown. Everybodybackup! Idontknowhowwildthisthingsgonnaget. Ilovethesmellofcinnamonapplein themorning. -Smellslikevictory. -Ihatethisfatcat. Somuchtime,andsolittleIneedt
9、odo.Mouse! Nothanks,Imfull. Gethim,Garfield Gethim,Jon Alwaysgottabesmashingandcrashing. Nobodypoisonsanymore. Theresmyball. Whatgoodisacat, thatcantchaseamouse? Idontdothechasething. Iknowyoudonthearme. Butcantyoujustlisten? Louis,whatareyoudoinginthe housewhenJonshome. SorryGarfield, manIcouldnthe
10、lpit. Look,whenheseesyouheexpects morefromme.Dontyougetthat? Jonsgotthosemacadamianutcookies,Imtryingtomaintain. -Youunderstand? -Sure,aslongasyouunderstand. thatIhavetoeatyou. Goodboy!See,Iknewyoucould doitifyouputyourmindtoit. Yourethebestcataguycouldhave. Haveyoutastedyourselflately? Hey,itwasnte
11、xactlythefirst-class loungeinthereformeeither. Getyourselflost,Louis.Takeapowder foracoupleofdays,getahaircutandgrowabeard. Cool,IoweyouoneG Finally,backonmyregularschedule. Thatcatspussiseverwhere. TV,newspapers,t-shirts Iwouldntwantthatkindofexposure(!) -Heybuddy -Cutthesmalltalk Whatsinthebag? Im
12、happywhenImwithyou Youdelicatemelangeoftomatopaste,cheese,groundmeatandpasta! Garfield,donteventhinkaboutit. Thatsmyfood. Imayjustnibble. Cut! GivemetheBenadril! Damnedcatallergies Anywordfromthenetworkyet? No,buttheyrelookingforadog-act onGoodDayNewYork. Dogact!Storyofmylife: Lookingforadog,andImst
13、uckwithacat -Butthesegmentwentquitewell -Butthesegmentwentquitewell Ofcourseitwentwell,youtoad. Thefiftyhousewiveswhosawit,lovedit. Oh,please.Whataknow-it-all. AndeverybodyalwayssaidIwasthe handsomeone. Iwasthesmartone AndIwasbornfirst. Butthereyouare,livefromtheHague, andImhereworkingwiththissackof
14、dander onadead-endregionalmorningshow. Garfield! DidyoueatallfourboxesofLasagne?Itsnotmyfault. Theystartedit. WhatamIgoingtodowithyou? Loveme,feedme, neverleaveme. Letsgoforaridetosomeplaceyoulove thatalwaysleavesyoufeelingpamperedandrefreshed. OhIknow,ChuckyCheese Thankyou! No,Wendys? Tacokitty? We
15、llImstumped. Maybeolivegarden,foryou? TheonlytimeIleavemycul-de-sacis whenJontakesmetotheVet. Whichhesbeendoingalotrecently. Anditappearstohavenothingtodowithme. Jonmustwanttogoforhisownreason.Well,theresnothingwrongwithGarfield Hesjustahappy,fat,lazycat. Noneedforasecondopinion. -Iworryabouthim. -I
16、knowyoudo. Yknow,youcareabouthim morethananyownerIveeverknown.Himhasaname. IsthisanHMO? LetsgetGarfieldinforhisdip, Iwannatalktoyou,inprivate. Shessobeautiful. MrPathetic,youvehadacrush onhersinceHigh-School. Willyoupleaseaskheroutsoshecanreject you,andwecangetonwithmylife? Ihavetoaskherout. -Wishme
17、luck -Ok,gogetembigtiger Youtheman,youthefella,youtheboss Youpreachtoher,showherhowtheco. youhopelessloser. Bettyhowabouttodayyoustartmeoffwith aSwedishmassage,amanicureandapedicure Seaweedwrap,loofa,bellyrub,tailwaxing. .thencrackmytoestofinish. Jon,theressomethingimportantI needtoaskyou. Something
18、Iwouldntaskmostofthe guyswhocomeinhere. No,wait.IthinkIknowwherethisisgoing. Youdo? Ido! Liz,Ivewantedtoaskyou thesamethingforaverylongtime. Areyousureweretalkingaboutthesamething? Absolutely Iveneverbeenmoresureofanythinginmy entirelife Liz,Imreadytotakeachance. Imreadyfor. Thankyou Adog? Adog,Imre
19、adyforadog. Ithinkhelikesyou. Friskylittlefella,isnthe HisnamesOdie,andhesnotgoingtomakeitifhehastolivehislifeinacage Heneedstobeloved. Wellthankyou,thankyouverymuch LadiesandGentlemen Nah,maybenotinmyneighbourhood Hey,homer,Ireallygottarun Gottaflyeverybody,please,staybehindthe securityfence. Itsso
20、greatofyoutocomeoutandseeme. ButIvegotsomebodywaitingforme,verydevoted.Almostcrippled. No,please,dontcry. Iknowwhatitsliketobeunloved. Well,youdo. Illtrytocomebackandvisit. AndifIdont,Illtrytowrite.ByebyeDoesanybodyknowthisguy? Goodbyeeverybody-Garfieldisleavingthebuilding. Jon,youknow,youdonthaveto
21、do thisifyoudontwantto. No,no.Itsokay. Somepartofmehasalwayswantedtoknowwhat itsliketohaveapetthatactuallywantstoplaywithyou. Youreagoodfriend. Onequestion: AmIstillgorgeous? Jon,Ithinkwevegotalittleproblemhere. Jon. IwantyoutoknowIcanhelpthetransition gosmoothly. Jon,itsinmyseat! Jon. Wecouldallgoo
22、uttogether. Park,dog-shows. Stufflikethat -Jon. -Waitaminute, areyouaskingmeout? Jonny-boy,thetimehascometogeta 0位粉丝 car-alarm! Yourenotgonnabelieveit! Amongrel-mutthasbrokenintoyourcar. Garfield,thisisOdie. Hescominghomewithus. Whoa:youwentintheretogetadate,andcameoutwithadog? Wellthatsbadevenforyo
23、u. Ohyouresosad.Ohnonono. Werenotbringingadoghomewithus.Hey,Irideshot-gun! Whatareyoulookinat,tick-boy? Jon,itsnottoolate.Quickly,turnaround, beforehefindsoutwherewelive! Pleasetakethistrouser-snifferback! ComeonOdie Thisisyournewhome. ComeonBuddy Jon. Youhadme,achick-magnet. Andnowyougotatick-magne
24、t. Garfield,Jonbroughtadoghome. Iamaware,Nermal. Whywouldhedoathinglikethat? Gee,Idontknow,Nermal. Itjustseemslikeaweirdthingtodo,bringing adogintoahousethatalreadyhasacat. Canwedropit?Imean,itsnobigdeal.Itsjustasplatteredbugonthewindshieldofmylife. Adimwitted,smelly,goofysplatteredbug thatIwilldealwithappropriatelyandenthusiastically. Comeon! Asyoucansee,ImstillJonsfavourite.Seeyoulater,Garfield. Goodluckwiththebugthing Thisispaybackfortheliverthing,isntit? Payback,hahaha ThisisyournewhomeOdie. Thatsmyofficeoverthere. The
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