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SOUTHPARK1102
SOUTHPARK
11X02-CRATMANSUCKS
OriginalAirdate(COM):
14-MAR-2007
WRITTENBYMATTSTONE&TREYPARKER
DIRECTEDBYMATTSTONE&TREYPARKER
TRANSCRIPTPROVIDEDBY"TWIZTV.COM-FREETVSCRIPTSDATABASE"
ORIGINALLYTRANSCRIBEDFORTHESOUTHPARKSCRIPTORIUM
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SUMMARY:
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Butters'daddoeswhatanygoodfatherwoulddoifhebelievedhissonwasbi-curious.WhenanotheroneofCartman'spracticaljokesputsButtersinacompromisingposition,hisdadisdeterminedto"straightenhimout."WhileButtersisataspecialcamptryingto"praythegayaway,"Cartmanrealizesthejokeisonhim.
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TRANSCRIPT:
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[AscrapbookshotofButterssleeping,withapoomustacheonhisface.]
Cartman:
ThispictureIliketocall"ThePierre."IinvitedButterstostaythenight,andwhilehewassleepingImadeamustacheonhisfacewithcatpoo.Hahahahaha.[thecaptionreads"THEPIERRE3/10/07."Cartmanflipsthepage.Thepagesareartsyindesign]Andthistime,whenButtersstayedthenight,Iputatamponinhismouth.[Yep,thetamponisintherelikeathermometer]Icallthispicture"TheSleepingMenstrual"[thecaptionisshown,Cartmanflipsthepage.Kyle,Stan,andKennystandaroundhim,lookingatthepictures.They'reallinCartman'sroom.]Thisone,Icall"HotFudgeMondae."[caressesthepicture]Ireallylikehowthelightplayswiththebackgroundonthisone.
Kyle:
Isthisaalllyoubroughtusheretosee?
Cartman:
Ohno,there'smuchmore.[flipsthepage]Let'ssee-Ohyes,lookatthisone:
Icallit"NewMoonRising."[ashotofCartmanhanginghisassoverButters'face]Ididawholestudyusingmyass.[Cartman'sassoverButter'sfacefromtheleftside]Hereitisusingsomehigh-contraststuff.[next,Cartmanwearingdarkerpajamas,mooningButters]tryingoutsome...differentlightfiltershere.[lastshotlooksfaded,withCartman'sassdirectlyonButters'face.]ButthisisnothingcomparedtowhatIhaveplanned.Becausetonight...isgoingtobemycoopdegrass.
Kyle:
Buttersisstayingovertonight?
Cartman:
Yes.Andtonight,whileButtersisasleep,Iamgoingto-
Butters:
[appearsatCartman'sbedroomdoor]Hey,fellas!
[StanandKennyturnaround.Kylelooksoverhisleftshoulder]
Cartman:
Heh!
[quicklyputsawayhisscrapbook]Oh,ohhey,Butters!
[turnsaroundandgreetshim]Iwasn'texpectingyousosoon.
Butters:
Yeah.[putsdownhissleepingbag]IfinishedmychoressoIcameoveralittleearly.[Cartmantakesthesleepingbagandsetsitaisde.Buttersnoticestheotherguys]Hey!
Areyouguysallsleepin'overtoo?
Cartman:
[returns]Nono,theseguyswerejustleaving.[facestheotherguysmenacingly]weren'tyouguys?
Stan:
Comeon,let'sgo.[leadsKyleandKennyoutthedoor.]
Kyle:
[stops]Wait,wai-Ican'tletthishappen.[turnsaround]Butters.
Butters:
YeahKyle?
Kyle:
Don'tyouthinkit'salittlestrangethatCartmankeepsaskingyoutostayover?
Cartman:
Kyyyle!
Butters:
Uhwahtdoyoumean?
Kyle:
Imean,thatif-
Cartman:
Whathemeansisthathe'sjealousthatyou'vetakenhisplaceasmynewbestfriend!
Butgrowup,Kyle!
Changeisapartoflife.
Butters:
Hehyeah,growup,Kyle.
Kyle:
[angered]Hrrugh!
[leaves]
Butters:
Sowhatdoyouwannadofirst,Eric?
Youwannaplayagameorjustchitchatforawhile?
Cartman:
Wellactually,Butters,Ithinkwe'dbetterhitthehayprettysoon.
Butters:
But,uh-ih-it'sonly6:
30.
Cartman:
Yeah,andI'mexhausted.Ifyouarenotsleepyyet,Ihavesomemoreofthatnighttimecoldmedicineyoucandrink.
[SouthPark,morning.Theboyswalkuptothebusstop.Cartmanisn'twiththem.]
Cartman:
[offscreen]Youguys!
Igotit!
[runsinandjoinsthem]Itseriously!
It'sthegreatestpictureever!
OhmyGod!
Stan:
What'chadotoButtersthistime?
Cartman:
Ihitwasgenius!
Iwaited'tilhewastotallyasleep,right?
AndthenIgotmycamera,andIpulleddownhispants,andthenItookapictureofhiswienerinmymouth!
[cracksupathisowncleverness]
Kyle:
Dude!
Cartman:
IknowIknow,checkitout,look.[theotherthreecrowdinandlookatthepicture]Igothiswholewienerinmymouth,see?
Heheh.Ohman,Igothimgood!
Stan:
Dude,howisputtingButters'wienerinhismouthgettinghim?
Cartman:
BecausethatmakesButtersgaynow!
Kyle:
Nodude,thatmakesyougay!
Cartman:
Eh-...what?
Kyle:
Youputaguy'swienerinyourmouth,thatmakesyougay,stupid!
Cartman:
[looksmorecloselyatthepicture]Nuhuh.
Kyle:
Yeahhuh!
Cartman:
Kenny,thatdoesn'tmakemegay,huh?
Kenny:
(Ehe,thatmakesyouveryfuckinggay.)
Cartman:
ButI'mnotg-I'mnotgay,youguys!
Stan:
Youarenow.
Cartman:
No,no,itwasastupidmistake!
Kyle:
Doesn'tmatter.You'regaynow.
Cartman:
No,itwasjustforasecond!
[seeingthathisplanhasbackfired,heputsthepictureaway]What,whatcanIdo?
HowhowcanIreversethis?
Stan:
Youcan't!
Kyle:
Nonowait.IIknowhowyoucanreverseit,Cartman.
Cartman:
How?
Kyle:
TheonlywayyoucancancelitoutistogetButterstoputyourwienerinhismouth.
Cartman:
[lowvoice]Really?
Kyle:
Yeah.Thenitcancelsoutthegaypolarity.
Cartman:
[beat]...Shit,IgottafindButters!
[runsoff]
Kyle:
[beat]...Idiot.
[Butters'bedroom,severalminuteslater.Buttersisplayingwithhistoys-acar,atruck,andasmallactionfigure.]
Butters:
Helpme,IthinkingI'mfallinginlovewithyou...[continueshowlingthetune]
Cartman:
[enterstheroom]Butters.
Butters:
[stopsplayingandgetsup]Whoa,heyEric.
Cartman:
Butters,guesswhat?
Ihaveasurpriseforyou.
Butters:
[alittleexcited]Asurprise?
Whatisit?
Cartman:
It'ssofuckin'awesome.You'regonnabesoostoked.It'sthebestsurpriseever!
Butters:
[reallyexcited]Ohboy!
Cartman:
Youready?
Butters:
Y-yeah!
Cartman:
Okay!
Justopenyourmouthandcloseyoureyesand,andgetonyourknees!
Butters:
[closeshiseyes,openshismouth,andgetsonhisknees]Oh,okay!
[Cartmangrabsabandanafromhisbackpocketandmakesablindfoldfromit,thenputsitonButters]
Cartman:
Hangonasecondhere.[makessuretheblindfoldisonsnugly]
Butters:
Howcomeuh,Ican'tsee?
Cartman:
'Causethenitwouldn'tbeasurprise,wouldit?
[rushesofftogetthetoybox]
Butters:
Ohuh,hoyeah.
Cartman:
[underhisbreath]Allright,that'sgood.[undoeshispants]Okay,openyourmouth,Butters?
[lowersthemand...]That'sgood,justlikethat.
Butters:
[waryallofasudden]Hey.Heywaitaminute.Thisain'tatrick,isit?
Whyyou'renotgonna,ehsticksomethingyickyinmymouth,areya?
Cartman:
...Iswearonmymother'slife,Butters.Iamnotgoingtostickanythingyickyinyourmouth.[liftsuphisshirttoshowhismassivegut]
Butters:
Wokay!
Cartman:
Allright,youready?
[grabsButters'headanddrawsitclosertohisownwiener]Allrightjust-okay,openuh-okay,okay,hereitcomes.Justsitverystill,okay?
Herewego.[atthatmomentthedooropensandStevenenters.]
Steven:
BUTTERS!
Cartman:
Uh!
[quicklygetsdressedup]
Butters:
Whoa!
HeyDad!
[Cartmanstepsdownfromthetoyboxandrunsaway]
Steven:
Butters!
Whatareyoudoing?
!
Butters:
I'mgettingasurprise!
[pointstohismouth]
Steven:
OhmyGod!
My,myonlyson,reducedtothis!
[takesofftheblindfold]
Butters:
[looksaround]Hey.Where'dEricgo?
Steven:
[quiteconcerned,onbendedknee]Butters,howlonghaveyoubeendoingstufflikethis?
Butters:
Likewhat?
Steven:
Don'tlietome,Butters!
Iknowyoursecretnow!
Nowait,wait.It'sokay.It'sokay,Butters.Thisisn'taseriousproblem.You'rejustbi-curious.
Butters:
What's...bi-curious?
Steven:
Youare.Justharmlesscuriosity,anditdoesn'tmeananything.Wejustneedtogetyousomehelp,Butters.[Lindaappearsatthedoorway]
Linda:
What'sgoingon,youtwo?
Butters:
Nothin'Mom,I'mjustalittlebicurious.[smiles]
[SouthParkChurch,day.ButtersandStevenareintherectory.]
Steven:
FatherMaxi,I...justdon'tknowwhereelsetoturn.Yousee,I'vejustlearnedthatmysonis...bicurious.
FatherMaxi:
Isthattrue,son?
Areyoufeeling...confused?
Butters:
...Yeah,I'mprettyconfusedalright.
Steven:
Yousee?
FatherMaxi:
Youngman,Theseconfusedfeelingsthatyou'rehavingaresimplytheDevil'swayoftryingtogetaholdofyou.
Butters:
Really?
Steven:
WhatcanIdo,Father?
FatherMaxi:
Thereisaspecialcampwhereyoungmenwhoareconfused,likeyourson,cangoandbecleansedbythepowerofGod.Manybicuriousboyscomeoutthecampcompletelycured.
Steven:
Asecludedcampwherelotsofbicuriousboysareallputtogether?
Thatsoundslikeagoodidea.
Butters:
Whoaboy!
Camp!
[Stan'slivingroom.He,Kyle,andKennyareplayingaboardgame,Living.Adooropensandcloses,andCartmanappears.]
Cartman:
Haahaahahaha!
[crosseshis