Modern Family 台词121Travels With Scout.docx

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ModernFamily台词121TravelsWithScout

Phil:

Howdeedo!

What'sup?

Claire:

Guesswho'shere?

Yourdad!

HedrovehisRVallthewayfromCocoaBeach.

Frank:

Hey,son.Workinghard?

He'sgonnasay,"hardlyworking."

Phil:

Imeanttotellyouhewasdrivingout.

Frank:

Didhesayit?

Claire:

Oh,yeah!

Frank:

Goodkid!

Phil:

Hewasn'tsupposedtoshowupforafewmoredays.

Claire:

Well,guesswhathebroughtus.Adog...Tokeep.

Phil:

 :

Yes!

Yes.Yes,IshouldhavetoldClaireaboutthedog.AndIwasgoingto.ButI-Iwasjustwaitingforhertobeintherightmood.Actually,Ididgetone"rightmood"acouplenightsago,but...Icashedthatinforsomethingelse.

Phil:

AmIintrouble?

Claire:

Oh,really,reallybig.

Phil:

Okay,I'malittlescared.Howbadisthis?

Claire:

Oh,well...Wehaveanewrule...nosleepinginthebedroom.

Ben:

Mr.Pritchett?

Ben.BenDugan.IwenttoHighSchoolwithMitch.Wewereinthedramaclubtogether.

Jay:

That'sright.Yeah.Geez,Ididn'trecognizeyouwithoutthatold-guymakeupon.Youknow,youandMitchknocked"thesunshineboys"outofthepark.

Ben:

Mitchwasreallygreatinthat.Ialwaysthoughtheshouldbeanactor.

Jay:

Eh,he'sgotarealjobnow.He'salawyer.

Ben:

Ah.

Jay:

Howaboutyou?

Ben:

Stillacting.

Jay:

Fantastic.

Ben:

Actually,it'sexciting.I'minanewmovie..."Mapledrive"...justcameout.

Jay:

You'rekiddingme.Lookatme...Iknowsomebodyfamous.

Ben:

Uh,anyway,Igottogo.Greattoseeyou.

Jay:

Goodtoseeyou,too.Yeah.Kid'samoviestar.Hey,how'ditgointhere?

Many:

Nocavities,andIgotafreetoothbrush.

Jay:

Hey,youwanttogotothemovies?

Ijustheardaboutagoodone.

Manny:

ButI'msupposedtobeinschool.

Jay:

You'resupposedtofloss,too,butyougotawaywiththatone.Comeon.Let'sgo.

Jay:

Oneofthegreatestdaysofmylifewaswhenmyoldmansprungmefromschoolandtookmetothetrack.IwantedtodothesametypeofthingforManny.Plus,IfiguredwhenGloriaheardaboutit,maybeitpaysoffinthebedroom.Iwonderifthat'swhymyoldmandidit.Oh,crap.

Frank:

Yourmother-in-lawjusthadtohavethedog.Turnsoutshe'sallergic.

Claire:

Andthepetstoredidn'thaveagraceperiodorareturnpolicyoranything?

Frank:

Igothimfromthepound.

Phil:

WasthereatwisterinKansas?

'Causethere'sahouseinmydriveway.

Frank:

Welcomehome,Mr.Dunphy.

Phil:

Alwaysapleasure,Mr.Dunphy.

Frank:

Indeeditis,Mr.Dunphy.Placeitthere.

Phil:

Ah,Ishall,Ishall.

Frank:

Imissthis.Getinhere!

Phil:

Mydadisawesome.He'sawesome.He'salwaysup.He'salwayshappy.Imean,heandIarebestbuds.We'reliketwopeasinapodorSiamesetwinsorasnakewithtwoheads.

Claire:

They'veactuallybeenallthosethingsforHalloween.

Phil:

Yeah.

Phil:

Hey,thismustbeScout,huh?

Frank:

Ishouldwarnyou...hesheds.Imadethemistakeoflettinghimsleepwithmeontheroad.Nowmysheetslookliketwobigfootsdidit.pardonthelanguage.

Phil:

How'smom?

Frank:

Speakingofbigfeet,eh?

Sheisonacruisewithhergirlfriends,someofwhicharenottotallyunattractive.Mm.Uh,thatremindsme...shesentsomegiftsforthekids.Um,Iwillberightback.Youthreegetbetteracquainted.

Phil:

Willdo.

Claire:

Fun.

Phil:

Willdo.

Claire:

Icannotbelieveyougotadogwithoutconsultingme.Thiswasamajorfamilydecision.

Phil:

Itwaswrong.

Claire:

Yeah.

Phil:

AndI'msorry.

Claire:

Mm.

Phil:

Butwehavetalkedaboutgettingadogforyears,andyou'retheonlyonewhowasn'tintoit.

Claire:

BecauseIknewthatIwouldbetheonetakingcareofit.

Phil:

That'snottrue.

Claire:

Oh.

Phil:

No,wewillallhelp.

Claire:

Mm-hmm.

Phil:

Thisisagreatchancetoteachthekidsresponsibility.

Claire:

ThatisexactlywhatyousaidaboutLuke'spaperroute.

[OPENINGCREDITS]

Woman:

Hello?

Isanyoneinthere?

Ben:

Red'sagoodcoloronyou.

Woman:

Aah!

Jay:

It'sjustamovie.

Haley:

Oh,he'ssocute!

Alex:

Lookathislittleface.

Luke:

Ialwayswantedadog.Thanks,grandpa.

Claire:

Okay,butremember,havingadogisamajorresponsibility.Everyoneinthefamilyhastopitchin.

Dylan:

Cando,Mrs.D.

Claire:

Notyou,Dylan.

Dylan:

Oh,phew.'CauseIgotalotonmyplaterightnow.

Phil:

Hey,lookwho'shere.UncleCam.

Cameron:

Hey,weheardaboutthenewaddition,Andwehadtocomerightover!

Frank:

Cameron,sogoodtoseeyouagain.Now,thatisashirt.

Cameron:

Oh,well,thankyou,Frank.Igetthemonline.I'llsendyoualink.

Frank:

Oh,well,athome,Ismokesausages.I'llsendyoualink.

Phil:

classic.

Frank:

AndthismustbeLily.

Cameron:

Oh,yes.Shejustcouldn'twaittomeetthenewdoggy.Ithinkshe'sgoodrighthere.Letmegetinthereandgetsomeofthatdogginess.Oh,thereitis.

Dylan:

Haley,Igottogo.

Haley:

What'swrong?

Dylan:

ThatwasBrian.Hejustquittheband.

Haley:

What?

Why?

Dylan:

He'smovingtoPortland.Hisparentsgotbacktogether.

Haley:

Oh,thatsucks.

Dylan:

Iknow.Nowwe'regonnahavetocancelthegigtomorrow.

Haley:

Maybeyoucanfindanotherdrummer.

Dylan:

No,Ithinkit'stoolateforthatnow.

Cameron:

Iplaydrums.

Dylan:

Huh?

Cameron:

Well,Imean,Ihaven'tplayedinawhilesinceLily'scomealong,Butifyou'reinajam... Icanjam.

Dylan:

Well,youknow,Itotallywould,ButI'mnotsurewelikethesamesortsofmusic,youknow?

Cameron:

Oh,what,becauseI'mgayI'mjustgonnawanttoplayshowtunes?

Dylan:

No,becauseyou'reold.

Cameron:

Wow,thathurtmore,Dylan.

Haley:

Givehimachance.It'sbetterthancanceling.

Dylan:

You'reright.Don'twanttolosethedepositonthatfogmachine.Okay,let'sdoit.

Cameron:

Iusedtobeamusicteacher,ButIgavethatupassoonasLilycamealong.

Mitchell:

Yes,well,wejustfeltthatitwasreallyimportantthatoneofusstayedhometoraiseher,so...

Cameron:

Yeah,andthat'snotajudgmentonotherpeople'schoices.It'sjustthatwehappentobeaverytraditionalfamily.

Mitchell:

Yes,that'swhatthedisabledlesbianshamanwhoblessedLily'sroomsaid,too.

Jay:

Howyoudoing,buddy?

Allright,relax.

Claire:

I'mtellingyouPhil,themanwascrying.

Phil:

Thatisimpossible.Mydadisthehappiestguyonearth.Itprobablyjustsoundedlikehewascrying.Haveyouheardthenoiseshemakeswhenhegetsoutofachair?

Claire;No,IknowwhatIheard.Ithinkthishassomethingtodowithyourmom.

Phil:

What?

Claire:

Yeah,hecameherealone.Thinkaboutit.

Phil:

She'sonacruise.

Claire:

Yeah,andtheynevertakeseparatevacations,so...

Phil:

No.No,ifsomethingwaswrong,mydadwouldtellmeaboutit.

Claire:

No,Phil,hewouldn't,becauseyouguysneveractuallytalkaboutanything.

Phil:

Wetalkallthetime.Hecrank-callsmeatworklikethreetimesaweek.

Claire:

Crankcallsdon'tcount.

Phil:

Itcountsforfun.

Claire:

No,honestly,Ithinkthatyoushouldfindoutwhat'sgoingonwithyourdad.

Phil:

It'sgoingtobenothing.Mydadisn'tlikeyourdad.There'snothingdeepanddarkinside.HishardcandyShellisjust...Hidingmorecandy.

Alex:

Ithinkhewantstogoout.Goboy.

Phil:

Smartdog.

Claire:

Ihatetobreakittoyou,butIthinkalldogscandothat.

Luke:

I'mgonnaplayoutside.Ow!

Whathappened?

Cameron:

Okay,shouldIjustplayalittlesomething?

Dylan:

Yeah,but,youknow,ifitdoesn'tworkout,Don'tfeelbad.

Cameron:

Well,hopefullythisis...thisislikeridingabicycleandwillallcomebacktome.That'stheloudone.So...Herewego.Hm....Oh,sillyme.Ihadthesticksinthewronghands.

Dylan:

Wow.

Neal:

Dude,youshouldlabelthosesticks.

Manny:

Isthatthealarm?

Hasourperimeterbeenbreached?

Jay:

It'snotthealarm.Thedoorbellwon'tstopringing.

Manny:

Maybeademonisringingit.

Jay:

Notademon.

Gloria:

Ay!

Whokeepsringingthedoorbell?

Manny:

We'reprettysureit'sademon.

Jay:

Oh,yeah?

There.Ifitwereademon,itwouldkeeponringing.

Manny:

Notifhe'salreadyinside.I'mgettingaweapon.

Gloria:

Whatwereyouthinking?

Whotakesalittleboytoahorrormovie?

That'sloco,Jay.

Jay; Thisisnobigdeal.Youwantscary?

WhenIwashisage,IlivedthroughtheCubanmissilecrisis.IsleptwithabutterknifeundermypillowincaseIhadtofightsomesovietcolonel.

Gloria:

Whywouldtheysendasovietcoloneltogetalittleboy?

Jay:

BecauseIcouldidentifyeverycommieplane.

Gloria:

Whatarewetalkingabout?

Jay:

Look,allI'msaying,beingscaredispartofgrowingup.Mannywillgetoverthis.Itbuildscharacter.

Manny:

I'lltakethefirstwatch.Youtwomightaswellgetsomerest.It'sgonnabealongnight.

Gloria:

Character.

Phil:

Dad?

Frank:

Comeonin.It'sopen.

Phil:

Hey.

Frank:

Don'ttellme...youneedacupofsugar.

Phil:

Nah,just,uh...Iwasjustwondering,Idon'tknow,uh...anythingontheoldnoodle?

Frank:

Otherthanabadtoupee?

I'mkidding,ofcourse.Thisismyrealhair.

Phil:

Well,okay.

Frank:

Waitaminute. Iwanttaskyousomething.AmI'mputtingyouinabadpositionwiththiswholedogthing?

Claireseemedalittle...Putout.

Phil:

Oh,don'tworryaboutit.Clairedidn'tlikemeatfirst,either.

Frank:

Ican'tblameher.Dismissed.

Phil:

Oh,dad,um,youknowwhat?

I,uh...Clairesawsomething,andshe'dkillmeifI...ifIdidn'task.

Frank:

Whatisit?

Phil:

Wouldyouwearpantstobreakfast,forcryingoutloud?

Frank:

Yougotmeagain.Rightinthefunnybone.

Phil:

Allright.

Claire:

Comeon,Scout.Letgoofit.No,no,no!

Ugh!

Dog.Lookatthis!

Phil:

Howdidhegetaholdofyo