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《魔法奇缘》剧本

《魔法奇缘》

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Onceuponatime,inamagicalkingdomknownasAndalasia,

therelivedanevilqueen.

Selfishandcruel,

shelivedinfearthatonedayherstepsonwouldmarry,

andshewouldloseherthroneforever.

Andso,shedidallinherpowertopreventtheprincefromevermeeting

theonespecialmaidenwithwhomhewouldsharetruelove'skiss.

Giselle,Giselle,howaboutthisforyourstatue?

-Oh,thiswillbeperfect.Thankyou.-You'rewelcome.

Comeon,comeon!

OK,youmookses,moveit!

Wehavegotafacetoputtogetherhere

whileit'sstillingrainedinhersubcranium.

Oh,Pip,itwassuchalovelydream.

Wewereholdinghandsanddancing,and...

-Oh!

-Andthesefortheeyes.

Blue?

Oh,howdidyouknow?

Andtheysparklejustlikehis.Mm!

OK.Therewego.

-Yes!

That'sit!

-OK.Yeah,yeah.

-Floor'syours,honey.-Presentingmyonetruelove.

Myprince.Mydreamcometrue.

Oh,mygoodness!

-Whoa,whoa.What?

What'stheproblem?

-Ididn'tgivehimanylips.

-Ooh!

-Doeshehavetohavelips?

Ofcourse.

Whenyoumeetthesomeonewhoismeantforyou

BeforetwocanbecomeoneThere'ssomethingyoumustdo

-Doyoupulleachother'stails?

-Doyoufeedeachotherseeds?

No.

Thereissomethingsweeter

Everybodyneeds

I'vebeendreamingofatruelove'skiss

AndaprinceI'mhopingcomeswiththis

That'swhatbrings

Ever-afteringssohappy

Andthat'sthereasonweneedlipssomuch

Forlipsaretheonlythingsthattouch

Sotospendalifeofendlessbliss

Justfindwhoyoulove

Throughtruelove'skiss

Ifwe'regoingtofindaperfectpairoflips,

we'regoingtoneedalotmorehelp.

She'sbeendreamingofatruelove'skiss

Andaprinceshe'shopingcomeswiththis

That'swhatbringsever-afterings

-Sohappy-Sohappy

That'sthereasonweneedlipssomuch

Forlipsaretheonlythingsthattouch

Humph!

Sotospendalife

Ofendlessbliss

Justfindwhoyoulove

Throughtruelove'skiss

Lookoutbelow!

Amazing,sire.

Yourtenthtrollthismonth.

Oh,Ilovehuntingtrolls.

Bigtrolls,littletrolls.Trolls,trolls,trolls...

-Sorry.-Oh,that'sOK.

Ah,trollsarefinetopassthetime,Nathaniel,

but...butmyheartlongstobejoinedinsong.

I'vebeendreamingofatruelove'skiss

-Anda...-...princeI'mhoping

-Comeswiththis-Doyouhearthat,Nathaniel?

Me?

No.No,Ihearnothing.

Nothingatall.

-Oh!

-Imustfindthemaiden

-thatbelongstothatsweetvoice.-Oh,no!

Comeback,sire.

-No,you'rehallucinating!

-Ride,Destiny!

Oh!

Oh,pooh.Oh,no.No.Thisisn'tgood.

Alltheseyearsoftrollchasing,tryingtokeephimfromevermeetingagirl.

Oh,thequeen.No,she'snotgoingtolikethis.

Truelove'skiss

Truelove'skiss

Truelove'skiss

-Oh,youshallnotprevail,foultroll.Thatmaidenismine!

Honey,doyoureallythinkyourdreamboyexists?

Oh,Pip.Iknowhe'souttheresomewhere.

Eye!

Eye!

Eye-Eye.

-I...Iwhat?

-Ieatyounow.

Everybody,scatter!

Gotcha.Huh?

Hey!

That'scheating!

Isupposedtoeatyou.

Oh,noyoudon't,youbiglug.

Oh?

Oh!

Ah!

Wow,Igottolayoffthenuts.

Girlyummy.

Fearnot,fairmaiden.Iamhere.

-Whoa!

-Gotcha!

Whoa!

Uh-oh.Whoo!

Oh!

Pip!

Justhangon,honey.I'mgoingto...Oh!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Oh,mygosh.

-It'syou.-Yes,it'sme.

-Andyouare?

-Giselle.

Oh!

Giselle!

Weshallbemarriedinthemorning.

You'rethefairestmaidI'veevermet

-Youweremade...-Tofinishyourduet

Andinyearstocomewe'llreminisce

Howwecametolove

Andgrewandgrewlove

Sincefirstweknewlove

Throughtruelove'skiss

Oh,sothisisthelittleforestrat

whothinksshecanstealmythrone.

Never!

Oh!

Excuseme.Iamsosorry.

-Oh!

AmIlate?

-No,miss.

-IdohopeI'mnotlate.-Justintime.

-Oh,thankgoodness.-Hey,honey,waitup!

-Weain'tdonewithyouyet.-No!

Ah!

Oy!

-Oh!

Thankyou.-You'rewelcome,Giselle.

You'regettingmarried!

Oh,andwhatdowelooklike,garbage?

-Closethedooronme!

-Ifyou'llallowme...

TothinkthatinafewmomentsthatEdwardandI...

-Yes,yes.-Thatheandme...Thatwe...

Oh,my.

Oh,whatalovelybride.

-That'sverykindofyou,butIreally...-No,no!

-Grannyhasaweddinggiftforyou,child.-Thankyou.

ButIreallyshouldbegoing.Yousee,I'mgoing...

-'Tisawishingwell,dear.-Oh!

Butallmywishesareabouttocometrue.

IfIeverseethatfatmook'sfaceagain,I'mgonna...

Ireallydohavetogo.

Butawishonyourweddingday.

That'sthemostmagicalofall.

Justcloseyoureyes,mydarling,andmakeyourwish.

That'sright.That'sright.Leaninclose.

-Areyouwishingforsomething?

-Yes,Iam.

Andtheybothlivedhappilyeveraft...

Help!

Edward!

PrinceEdward,weneedhelp!

Speciosus,formosus,praeclarus!

Where,mymostadoredqueen,wheredidyousendher?

Toaplacewherethereareno"happilyeverafters."

Oh!

Oh.Oh!

Whatisthis?

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

-Getoutofthestreet!

-Oh!

-Oh!

-Whoa!

Lady!

Areyoucrazy?

Nowyouhavetopayforallofthis.

I'msorry.Excuseme.Iwaswonderingifoneofyou

kindpeoplemightdirectmetothecastle?

Oh!

Hey,watchit,willyou?

-Grumpy!

-Jeez,lady.Areyouforreal?

Ithinkso.Oh,wait!

Wait!

Whereareyougoing?

Please,ifyoucouldjustpointmetothecastle?

I'msupposedtobeattheballtowedmytruelove,

PrinceEd...Oh!

Edward!

Edward?

Oh!

Edward!

Edward?

Oh,no.

Oh!

Hello,oldman!

Oh!

Hello.

MayIsitwithyou?

Oh!

I'mverytired,andI'mscared.

I'veneverbeenthisfarawayfromhomebefore,

andI'mnotsureatallwhereIam.

Ifsomebodycouldshowmejustabitofkindness,

afriendly"hello"orevenasmile,

I'msurethatwouldliftmyspiritssomuch.

Oh.Youhavealovelysmile.

Oh!

Whereareyougoing?

That'smine!

Bringthatbackhere!

You!

Comebackhere!

Ineedthat!

Oh!

Please?

You...

...arenotaveryniceoldman!

No.Nowayyou'regettinghim,Ethan.

YouwanthimbecauseIwanthim.

-I'mnotlettingyouhavehim!

-Forgetit.

-Hankiscomingwithme.-Waitaminute,guys.

-I'mgettingconfusedhere.WhoisHank?

-HankAaron.

MilwaukeeBraves?

His1954rookiecard.

Abaseballcard?

That'swhatthisgetsdowntoisabaseballcard?

-YouneverlovedHanklikeme.-YouneverlovedmelikeyouloveHank!

HowdidImakeyousoangry?

-Robert?

-Yes?

-It'stime.-Askwhatyoudidn'tdo.

-It'salongerlist!

-Excuseme.

-Whatwould...?

-Ihavetopickupmydaughter.

-Canwedothisinthemorningaround9:

00?

-9:

00soundsgood.

Great.I'llseeyouthen.

Phoebe,I'llseeyouinthemorning,OK?

You'rejustafraidIdon'tneedyou!

-Ineedavacation!

-Thankyou.

Afterawholedayofthat.youstillwanttogetengaged?

Oh,please.Thosepeoplegotmarriedonacrazyromanticwhim.

-It'snotlikethatwithNancyandI.-Right.

-Noneofthatcrazyromanticstuffforyou,huh?

Oh,comeon.

Imean,we'rerational.

Weunderstandeachother'sstrengthsandweaknesses.

Soundslikebuildingabridge.

-Haveyoutoldyourdaughter?

-No,Ihaven't.Notyet.

I'mgoingtotonight.That'sthetrickypart.

Igotapresenttoeaseherintoit.

Withnewslikethis,IhopeyougotheraShetlandpony.

No.Somethingmuchbetterthanthat.

-Abook?

-Oh,comeon.Don'tgivemethatlook.

Iknowit'snotthatfairytalebookyouwanted,butthisisbetter.

Lookatthis.See?

RosaParks.

MadameCurie.Shewasaremarkablewomanwhodedicatedherlifetoresearch...

...untilshediedfrom...

-...radiationpoisoning.-She...died?

Iwonderwhothatis.

Yeah,hi.

Tomorrowmorningwouldbegreat.7:

30?

-Withhernow?

-Yes,letmecallyoulater.

Allright.Bye-bye.

ItwasNancy.

-Mm-hmm?

-Mm-hmm.

She'salotlikethewomeninyourbook.

Sweetie...

...I'mgoingtoaskhertomarryme.

-What?

-Yeah,youlikeher,don'tyou?

Weallgetalong,haveagoodtime.

-Where'sshegoingtolive?

-She'sgoingtolivewithus.

DoIhavetogiveupmybedroom?

No,youdon'thavetogiveupyourbedroom.No.

Comeon,it'sgoingtobegreat.Ipromise.

It'snotlikeshe'sgonnatryandbeyourmother.

-Stepmother.-Right.She'sgonnabeanicestepmother.

She'sgonnatakeyoutoschooltomorrow,youandher,

-forsomegrown-upgirl-bondingtime.-I'monlysix.

Youwon'talwaysbe.

Hello!

It'sme,Giselle,fromAndalasia.

Hello!

Hello!

Isthereanybodyhome?

Hello,pleaseopenthedoor.

It'sverycoldouthere.

Daddy,whyisthereaprincessonthecastlebillboard?

It'sanadvertisement.It'samannequin.

-She'sreallythere!

-No,she'snot.Whatareyoudoing?

Getbackinhere!

Stop!

-Morgan!

Stop!

-Hey!

-Princess!

-Morgan!

-Don'tyoueverdothatagain!

-Look!

Look!

Isanybodythere?

DoyouknowEdward?

-Stayhere.-Oh,pleasebehome!

-Hey,lady!

-Oh,hello.

Iwaswonderingifmaybeyou...Whoa!

Hangon!

-Oh!

-Don'tletgo!

Wait!

-Justhangon!

-Oh,no!

Catchher,Daddy!

-Oh!

-Ow!

-YouOK?

-I'mfine.

-AreyouOK?

-I'mfine.

-Whatwereyoudoingupthere?

-Iwaslookingforsomehelp.

Yousee,I'vebeenwanderingveryfarandlongtonight,

andI'mafraidnobody'sbeennicetome.

Yeah,well,welcometoNewYork.

Thankyou.

Right.OK,yousureyou'reallright?

-Oh,yes.-Youneedmetocallsomebodyforyou?

Well,Idon'tthinkthey'dhearyoufromhere.

What?

Morgan,showhertheway,please.

Andthentheoldhagtoldmeto...

Oh!

...lookintothewellandwishformy