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It'snotlikethefirstoneiseventhatgood.

Whatareyoutalkingabout?

Youlovethatmovie.

YouevenwentasAvatarforHalloween.

Iremember.Thatwasnotalotofclothes.

Hey,guys.

I'm,uh,I'mrunningaspecialtoday,uh,

buysomething,keephavingacomicbookstoretocometo.

Thisisawkward.

Iwasactuallygonnareturnthis.

What'swrongwithit?

I-Ifinishedit.

SpeakingofsomethingIfindinteresting,

didanyonereadthatarticleaboutBitcoinIsentyou?

Yeah,Ican'tbelieveasingleBitcoin

isworthabout$5,000now.

Wait,didn'tweminesomeafewyearsago?

Itwassevenyearsago.

Oh,yeah,Irememberthat.

Really?

AllIcanrememberfromsevenyearsago

isIcouldn'tgetKesha's"TikTok"outofmyhead.

♪TikTok,ontheclock...♪Whoa,welcomehome,Kesha.

No,we-wedefinitelyminedsome.

I-Iremembersittinginyourbedroomandwritingtheprogram.

Ithinkweendedupwithabunchofit.

Wow,andat,like,$5,000apiece,that's...

Soundslikealotofmoney,whichweagreedtoshare

'causeI-Iwastotallythere.Iremembernow.

Ican'tbelieveweforgotaboutit.

It'snotthatsurprising.

Theywerebasicallyworthlesswhenwegotthem.

IwishIknewhowmuchwehad.

Sheldon,youmustremember.

OfcourseIdo.

Oh,yeah,heandItotallyremember.

Youtellthem,Sheldon.

Ican'tbelieveyouhaven'tseenAvataryet.

Whatiswrongwithyou?

PennyandIjuststarteddating,

andyouknowIdon'tlikebigcrowds.

Becauseyou'reafraidPennywillleaveyouforsomeoneinthem?

Terrified.

Yes,insteadofgoingout,

theyjuststayhomeandhaveconstantcoitus.

Well,Ididn'twanttosayit,butI-Idoliketohearit.

Yes,Ma,I'llbehomefordinner.

No,I'mnotruiningmyappetitewithcandy.

Oh,we'rehavingbrisket?

Behomeat6:

00.

Maybeweshoulddoubledate.

I'llbringPennyandyoucanbringyourmom.

Oh,makeyourjokes,

butmydatestartedasavingsaccountforme.

Didyours?

-Hey,youguys.-Hey.

Oh,Stuart,good.Iwaswondering,

willyoubeacceptingBitcoin?

Well,Idon'tknowwhatthatis,butit'sgot"coin"init,

andmycashregisterdoesn't,so...yeah.

Wait,what'sBitcoin?

It'sanewonlinecurrencythat'sbeendeveloped.

Uh,it'sjustlikeactualmoney,

exceptyoucan'tseeit,holdit,orspenditonanything.

SoundslikethekindofmoneyI'mfamiliarwith.

Ifit'snottangible,howdoyouknow

it'snotjustgonnavanishtomorrow?

Really?

You'redatingPenny,andyou'regonnapokeatsomething

thatcouldvanishtomorrow?

I'llbuysomeBitcoin.

Ijustcameintoalittleextramoney

whenmydadraisedmyallowance.

Youdon'thavetobuyBitcoin.

Youcanmineit.

Mineit?

Like,mininggold?

Sortof.There'salimitedamount,

andwefindit,notbytunnelingintotheearth,

butbyusingacomputertosolvecomplexmathematicalproblems.

Soletmegetthisstraight.

Wehavetowriteanelaborateprogram

inordertofindafakecointhatwecan'tspendonanything?

-Yes.-Thatsoundsfun.‬‬

Yeah,I'min.

Stayinguplate,writingcode,itsoundslikeaparty.

Hey,Stuart.

YouwanttominesomeBitcoinwithus?

We'llwritetheprogram,youbringthesnacks?

Toorichformyblood.

Allright,sojustthefourofus.

Beforewebegin,

thismayhavesomeunprecedentedtaximplications.

Infact,weshouldstartearly'cause

wearegonnabeonthephonewiththeIRSforhours.

Didanybodyelsejustgetgoosebumps?

Great,sojustthethreeofus.

Oh,yeah.Wediditwithoutyou.

Anddoyourememberwhathappenednext?

Yourmomcalledmymomandsaidwewerebeingmean?

Andafterthat?

Yousaidthatsomedaywe'dregretthis.

Anddoyouknowwhattodayis?

Thedaywefoundoutwe'rerichandnoneofitisyours?

Yeah,that'sright!

Uptop!

Yeah,that'sright!

Uptop!

Okay,thisisthelaptopiwasusingin2010.

TheBitcoinmustbeonhere.

Sowhatareyougonnadowithyourshareofthemoney?

Uh,well,asaresponsibleadult,

I'llputthatmoneyintoaCD,waitforthatCDtomature,

andthenbuyatiger.

Howaboutyou?

Oh,thatdependsonwhetherItellBernadetteornot.

Howard,Icanhearyou.Thebabymonitorison.

Iknow.Iwasjoking.I'mgonnaputitinacollegefund.

Allright,allbootedup.

Wow,I-Iknewyouweresinglebackthen,

butthatisalotofporn...

Science!

Alotofscience.

Wow,youwerereallyintoAsianscience.

Idon'tseetheBitcoinonhere.

Hey,maybeit'sinthatfoldermarked

"PrivateandConfidential."

It'snot!

Okay,theprogramisalmostreadytorun.

Miningforcoinssoundssomanly.

Ooh,weshouldsingaminingsong.

Doyouknowaminingsong?

Idon'tknow.

Does"TikTok"byKeshacount?

Becauseithastunneleditswayintomyheart.

Howard,what'sgoingon?

Areyouboysroughhousing?

No,we'renotroughhousing!

We'rescientists!

Scientistsdon'troughhouse!

Excuseme,Mr.Grown-up.

Aw,man,whathappened?

Itcrashed.

It'sbeendoingthatlately.

Ithinkit'sgotavirusfromallthe...

musicI'vebeendownloading.

Whatkindofmusic?

MostlyAsian.

Someoldies.

Well,wecanusemylaptop.

Howard,Imadecookiesforyouandyourlittlefriends!

They'renotmylittlefriends,andwedon'twantcookies!

Actually,acookiesoundsgood.

Allright,we'llhavecookies!

Thankyouverymuch!

That'sright.Itmustbeonmyoldlaptop.

Well,let'sgo.

Hey,Bernie,youmindifIruntoLeonard'sand...

Getalaptopfullofmoney?

Whyareyoustillhere?

Go,go,go!

So,how'stheweddingplanninggoing?

Great.

Although,we'rehavingtroubleagreeingonalocation.

Ithoughtyouwerelookingatacliffonthebeach.

Wewere,butSheldondidn'tlikeanyofthem.

Someweretoobeachy,someweretoocliffy.

Andallofthemweretoooutsidey.

Well,weddingsaren'taboutthelocation.

They'reaboutstandingupinfrontofyourfamilyandfriends

andpromisingthatSheldonwillnevermovebackinhere.

Hi.

Whatareyouguysdoing?

Uh,wehaveabunchofBitcoinonanoldlaptop,

anditcouldbeworth,like,alotofmoney.

What--You'rekidding.

No.We-wecouldbesittingonafortune.

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butyoujustgotwaymoreattractive.

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Ifonlyyouhadsomeonearoundwithaneideticmemory.

Ibettheywouldknowwhathappenedtoit.

Ifyouknow,justtellus.

Excuseme,butifIrecallfromsevenyearsago,

youdon'twantmetobeapartofthis.

Sheldon,youcan'tstillbemad.

Oh,please.

Ihavegrudgesthatgobacktopreschool.

Someday,I'mgonnafindagrown-upElaineDwyer

andeatherfavoritecrayonwhileshewatches.

Isthatwhythere'sanElaineDwyeronourguestlist?

Yes.

Thatnight,I'mgoingtohavethefirstdance

andthelastlaugh.

Sheldon,please.

ShouldIbethebiggerman?

Ithinkyoushould.

Oh,why'dIaskyou?

Heythere,prettylady.

I'mnotwaitingonyourtableforyou.

Comeon,thisoneissoannoying.

Excuseme,waitress.

Youguysreadytoorder?

Canyoutakeourpicture,please?

Oh,sure.

Smile!

Perfect.

Thankyou.Youmaygonow.

Itwasnicetomeetyou,

andImeanthatpolitely,notsincerely.

Whatwasthat?

IneedtoprovetomymotherthatI'monadate.

IfshethinksIfakedthepicture,

Imightneedyouasawitness.What'syourname?

Bernadette.

Hey,sweetie.

Everybodygood?

Yeah.

-Fine.-Sure.‬‬‬‬

Youdon'thavetowhisper,youcanjustnodyourhead.

Oryoucouldjustspeak.

Youhavingagoodday?

No,Imissedanaudition

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Would'vebeenaperfectpartforme.

Wasitwaitresswhoignoreshercustomers?

Becausethat'stheroleyouwereborntoplay.

Shutupandeatyourburger.

Actually,it'saturkeyclub.

Didn'tyouorderaburger?

Idid,andyethereweare.

Youknowwhat,ifyouneedacomputer,

youcanusemylaptop.

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Oh,it'sfine.I-I'mgettinganewoneanyway.

-Areyousure?

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He'sdesperatetoholdontoyou.

Youcangetanythingoutofhim.

Hiscar,hiswatch...

Maybeakidney.Youalreadyhavehistesticles.

Youcanstartacollection.

Oh,myGod,that'sright.Yougavemeyourlaptop.

Thatwassosweet.

-Soyouknowwhereitis?

-Ofcourse.

-Allright!

-Yes!

-Great!

‬‬

Igaveittomyex-boyfriendZack.

-Comeon!

-No!

‬‬

-Comeon!

-No!

‬‬

Okay,Zack,thankyousomuch.

We'llberightover.

Hestillhasit.

Ican'tbelieveyoutookagiftfromme

andgaveittoanotherman.

Really?

Ofallthethingsshe'sgiventoothermen,

that'swhatyou'reconcernedabout?

Pleasedon'tmakeabigdealaboutthis.

Itwasalongtimeago,wewerebrokenup.

Whichbreakupwasthat?

WasthattheSaintValentine'sDayMassacre?

No,no.

Thismight'vebeenduringtheComic-ConDump-A-Thon.

Youhavenamesforourbreakups?

Well,theywouldreallyblurtogetherifwedidn't.

TheComic-Conbreakup'seasytoremember

becauseLeonardwasthesaddestPikachu.

Right,andhewipedhisnoseonyourcape,

andthenyouwerethesaddestDarthVader.

Youknow,PennyandIaren'ttheonlyoneswho'vebrokenup.

SodidHowardandBernadette.

Uh,nottobrag,butallmybreakupshavelasted.

I'msosorrytohearaboutyouandHoward.

Thanks.Ijustdidn'tthinkhewas

thekindofguywhowouldbedoingweirdstuffonline.

Really?

Wow,Ithoughtitwassoobvious,butokay.

Look,Iknowit'shard,butIthinkthebestthing

todoafterabreakupistotakesometime

and

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