绝望的主妇英文台词.docx

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绝望的主妇英文台词

-NARRATOR:

MynameisMaryAliceYoung.

Whenyoureadthismorning'spaper,youmaycomeacrossanarticleabouttheunusualdayIhadlastweek.

　　Normally,there'sneveranythingnewsworthyaboutmylife.

　　ThatallchangedlastThursday.

　　Ofcourseeverythingseemedasnormalatfirst.

　　Imademybreakfastformyfamily.　

-MARYALICE:

Hereweare.Waffles.　

-NARRATOR:

Iperformedmychores.　　

-NARRATOR:

Icompletedmyprojects.　　

—NARRATOR:

Iranmyerrands.　　

-NARRATOR:

Intruth,IspentthedayasIspendeveryotherdayquietlypolishingtheroutineofmylifeuntilitgleamedwithperfection.

-NARRATOR:

That'swhyitwassoastonishing　　whenIdecidedtogotomyhallwayclosettoretrievearevolverthathadneverbeenused.

-NARRATOR:

Mybodywasdiscoveredbymyneighbor,Mrs.MarthaHuber,

whohadbeenstartledbyastrangepoppingsound.

Hercuriosityaroused,

　　Mrs.Hubertriedtothinkofareasonfordroppinginonmeunannounced.

　　Aftersomeinitialhesitation,shedecidedtoreturntheblendershehadborrowedfromme6monthsbefore.

　　-MRSHUBER:

It’smyneighbor.

　　Ithinkshe'sbeenshot,there'sbloodeverywhere.

　　Yes,you'vegottosendanambulance.You'vegottosendonerightnow!

　　-NARRATOR:

Andforamoment,Mrs.Huberstoodmotionlessinherkitchen

　　grief-strickenbythissenselesstragedy.

　　But,onlyforamoment.

　　-NARRATOR:

IftherewasonethingMrs.Huberwasknownfor,itwasherabilitytolookonthebrightside.

　　-NARRATOR:

IwaslaidtorestonaMonday.

　　Afterthefuneral,alltheresidentsofWisteriaLanecametopaytheirrespects.

　　Andaspeopledointhissituation,theybroughtfood.

　　-NARRATOR:

LynetteScavobroughtfriedchicken.

　　Lynettehadagreatfamilyrecipeforfriedchicken.

　　-NARRATOR:

Ofcourse,shedidn’tcookmuchasshewasmovingupthecorporateladder.

　　Shedidn’thavethetime.

　　-NARRATOR:

ButwhenherdoctorannouncedLynettewaspregnant,herhusbandTomhadanidea.

　　Whynotquityourjob?

Kidsdomuchbetterwithstay-at-homemums;itwassomuchlessstressful.

　　-NARRATOR:

Butthiswasnotthecase.

　　-NARRATOR:

Infact,Lynette’slifehadbecomesohecticshewasnowforcedtogetherchickenfromafastfoodrestaurant.

　　Lynettewouldhaveappreciatedtheironyofitifshestoppedtothinkaboutit,

　　butshecouldn’t.Shedidn’thavethetime.

　　-LYNETTE:

Hey,hey,hey,hey!

　　-LYNETTE:

Stopit,stopit,stopit.Stopit.

　　-PRESTON:

ButMom!

　　-LYNETTE:

No,youaregoingtobehavetoday.

　　Iamnotgoingtobehumiliatedinfrontoftheentireneighborhood.

　　And,justsoyouknowhowseriousIam...

　　-PRESTON:

What’sthat?

　　-LYNETTE:

Santa’scell-phonenumber.

　　-PORTER:

How’dyougetthat?

　　How’dyou=howwouldyou

　　-LYNETTE:

Iknowsomeone,whoknowssomeone,whoknowsanelf.

　　Andifanyoneofyouactsup,sohelpme,IwillcallSantaandtellhimyouwantsocksforChristmas.

　　Youwillingtoriskthat?

　　-SCAVOkids:

Uh-uh!

（allshaketheirheadsvehemently）

　　-LYNETTE:

Okay.

　　-LYNETTE:

Let’sgetthisoverwith.

　　-NARRATOR:

GabrielleSolis,wholivesdowntheblock,broughtaspicypaella.

　　-NARRATOR:

SincehermodelingdaysinNewYork,Gabriellehaddevelopedatasteforrichfoodandrichmen.

　　Carlos,whoworkedinmergersandacquisitions,proposedontheirthirddate.

　　Gabriellewastouchedwhentearswelledupinhiseyes.

　-NARRATOR:

ButshesoondiscoveredthishappenedeverytimeCarlosclosedabigdeal.

　-NARRATOR:

Gabriellelikedherpaellapipinghot.

　However,herrelationshipwithherhusbandwasconsiderablycooler.

　-CARLOS:

IfyoutalktoAlMasonatthisthing,IwantyoutocasuallymentionhowmuchIpaidforyournecklace.

　-GABRIELLE:

Whydon’tIjustpinthereceipttomychest?

　-CARLOS:

Heletmeknowhowmuchhepaidforhiswife’snewconvertible.Look,justworkitintotheconversation.

　-GABRIELLE:

There’snowayIcanjustworkthatin,Carlos.

　-CARLOS:

Whynot?

AttheDonohueparty,everyonewastalkingaboutmutualfunds.

　AndyoufoundawaytomentionyousleptwithhalftheYankeeoutfield.

　-GABRIELLE:

I’mtellingyou,itcameupinthecontextoftheconversation.

　-CARLOS:

Hey,peoplearestartingtostare.Canyoukeepyourvoicedownplease?

　-GABRIELLE:

（sigh）Absolutely.Wouldn’twantthemtothinkwe’renothappy.

　-NARRATOR:

BreeVanDeKamp,wholivesnextdoor,broughtbasketsofmuffinsshebakedfromscratch.Breewasknownforhercooking.

　-NARRATOR:

Andformakingherownclothes.

　-NARRATOR:

Andfordoingherowngardening.

　-NARRATOR:

Andforreupholsteringherownfurniture.

　-NARRATOR:

Yes,Bree’smanytalentswereknownthroughouttheneighborhood.

　　AndeveryoneonWisteriaLanethoughtofBreeastheperfectwifeandmother.

　　Everyone,thatis,exceptherownfamily.

　　-BREE:

Paul,Zachary.

　　-ZACH:

HelloMrs.VanDeKamp.

　　-PAUL:

Bree,youshouldn’thavegonetoallthistrouble.

　　-BREE:

Itwasnotroubleatall.

　　Nowthebasketwiththeredribbonisfilledwithdessertsforyourguests.

　　ButtheonewiththeblueribbonisjustforyouandZachary.

　　It’sgotrolls,muffins,breakfasttypethings.

　　-PAUL:

Thankyou.

　　-BREE:

Well,theleastIcoulddoismakesureyouboyshadadecentmealtolookforwardtointhemorning.

　　Iknowyou’reoutofyourmindswithgrief.

　　-PAUL:

Yes,weare.

　　-BREE:

Ofcourse,Iwillneedthebasketsbackonceyou’redone.（smilingserenely）

　　-PAUL:

Ofcourse.

　　-NARRATOR:

SusanMeyer,wholivesacrossthestreet,broughtmacaroniandcheese.

　　HerhusbandCarlalwaysteasedherabouthermacaroni,sayingitwastheonlythingsheknewhowtocook,andsherarelymadeitwell.

　　ItwastoosaltythenightsheandCarlmovedintotheirnewhouse.

　　-NARRATOR:

ItwastoowaterythenightshefoundlipstickonCarl’sshirt.

　　-NARRATOR:

SheburneditthenightCarltoldherhewasleavingherforhissecretary.

　　-NARRATOR:

Ayearhadpassedsincethedivorce.

　　Susanwasstartingtothinkhowniceitwouldbetohaveamaninherlife,evenonewhowouldmakefunofhercooking.

　　-JULIE:

Mom,whywouldsomeonekillthemselves?

　　-SUSAN:

Well,sometimespeoplearesounhappytheythinkit’stheonlywaytheycansolvetheirproblems.

　　-JULIE:

ButMrs.Youngalwaysseemedhappy.

　　-SUSAN:

Yeah,sometimespeoplepretendtobeonewayontheoutsideandthey’retotallydifferentontheinside.

　　-JULIE:

OhyoumeanhowDad’sgirlfriendisalwayssmilingandsaysnicethingsbutdeepdownyoujustknowshe’sabitch.

　　-SUSAN:

Idon’tlikethatword,Julie.Butyeah,that’sagreatexample.

　　-JULIE:

Hey,what’sgoingon?

　　-SUSAN:

SorryI’mlate.

　　-GABRIELLE:

Hi,Susan!

　　-LYNETTE:

Hey.

　　-MARYALICE:

So?

WhatdidCarlsaywhenyouconfrontedhim?

　　-SUSAN:

You’lllovethis,hesaiditdoesn’tmeananything,itwasjustsex.

　　-BREE:

Ohyes,pageoneofthephilanderer’shandbook.

　　-SUSAN:

Yeah,andthenhegotthisZenlookonhisface,andhesaid,

　　youknowSusan,mostmenlivelivesofquietdesperation.

　　-LYNETTE:

Pleasetellmeyoupunchedhim.

　　-SUSAN:

No,Isaid,really?

Andwhatdomostwomenlead,livesofnoisyfulfillment?

　　-GABRIELLE:

Hmm.

　　-MARYALICE:

Goodforyou.

　　-SUSAN:

Imean,ofallpeople,didhehavetobanghissecretary?

Ihadthatwomanoverforbrunch

　　-GABRIELLE:

It’slikemygrandmotheralwayssaid,anerectpenisdoesn’thaveaconscience.

　　-LYNETTE:

Eventhelimponesaren’tthatethical

　　-BREE:

ThisishalfthereasonIjoinedtheNRA.

　　Well,whenRexstartedgoingtothosemedicalconferences,

　　Iwantedatthebackofhismindthathehadalovingwifeathome,withaloadedSmithandWesson.

　　-MARYALICE:

Lynnie?

Tom’salwaysawayonbusiness.Doyoueverworryhemight..?

　　-LYNETTE:

Oh,please,theman’sgottenmepregnantthreetimesinfouryears.

　　Iwishhewashavingsexwithsomeoneelse.

　　-BREE:

SoSusan,ishegoingtostopseeingthatwoman?

　　-SUSAN:

Idon’tknow.I’msorryyouguys,Ijust...Ijustdon’tknowhowI’mgoingtosurvivethis.

　　-MARYALICE:

Listentome.Weallhavemomentsofdesperation.

　　Butifwecanfacethemheadon,that’showwefindoutjusthowstrongwereallyare.

　　-BREE:

Susan?

Susan.IwasjustsayingPaulwantsustogooveronFriday.

　　HeneedsustogothroughMaryAlice’scloset,andhelppackupherthings.

　　Hesayshecan’tfacedoingitbyhimself.

　　-SUSAN:

Sure,that’sfine.

　　-BREE:

AreyouOK?

　　-SUSAN:

Yeah.I’mjustsoangry.

　　IfMaryAlicewashavingproblems,sheshouldhavecometous;sheshouldhaveletushelpher.

　　-GABRIELLE:

Whatkindofproblemscouldshehavehad?

　　Shewashealthy,hadagreathome,anicefamily.Herlifewas…-

　　-LYNETTE:

…ourlife.

　　-GABRIELLE:

No,ifMaryAlicewashavingsomesortofcrisis,we’dhaveknown.

　　Shelives50feetaway,forgod’ssakes.

　　-SUSAN:

Gabby,thewomankilledherself.Somethingmust’vebeengoingon.

　　-SUSAN:

Oh,Iwouldn’teatthatifIwereyou.

　　-MIKE:

Why?

　　-SUSAN:

Imadeit,trustme.

　　Hey,hey,doyouhaveadeathwish?

　　-MIKE:

No,Ijustrefusetobelievethatanybodycanscrewupmacaroniandcheese.

　　-MIKE:

Ohmygod.Howdidyou…

　　ittasteslikeit’sburntandundercooked.

　　-SUSAN:

Yeah,Igetthatalot.Hereyougo.

　　-MIKE:

Thanks.I’mMikeDelfino,IjustrentedouttheSim’shousenextdoor.

　　-SUSAN:

SusanMeyer,Iliveacrossthestreet.

　　-MIKE:

Ohyeah,Mrs.Hubertoldmeaboutyou,saidyouillustratechildren’sbooks

　　-SUSAN:

YeahI’mverybigwiththeunder5set.Whatdoyoudo?

　　-MIKE:

Plumber.Soifyoueverhaveaclog.Orsomething.

　　-SUSAN:

Nowthateverybody’sseenthatI’vebroughtsomething,Ishouldprobablyjustthrowthisout.

　　-LYNETTE:

Ow!

Easeup,youlittlevampire.

　　-MRS.HUBER:

Lynette!

I’vebeenlookingall