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丑小鸭和我英语剧本
TheUglyDucklingandMescript
FromthepeoplewhobroughtyouEddie,'thedumbestmouseintheworld'.
AndhislovelywifeMichelle,'themouse-eatingpython'...
Ratsoentertainmentproudlypresents,Wesley
'Thelongestwormintheworld'!
Wasteoftime!
B...But,Guys,guys,comeon!
Guys,justguys,guysplease,please,don'tgothere'ssomuchmoretosee.
It'sallrubbish
-Niceshow,Wes.-That'sit,
-Iquit!
-What?
!
Youcan'tquitnow,
-thatwasyourbestshowyet!
-Theyhatedme!
Theactstinks.
Ineedanewmanager.
Butwhataboutthecarnival?
!
MycousinErnie'sgotthewholethingsetup!
Thisisthebookingwe'vebeenwaitingfor,
...fameandfortunearecalling...
Raaaaaaaatsoo...Wessssssssssssssly...
-Comeonbuddy,Ican'tdothisonmyown.-Huh!
Thenfindsomeoneelse.
Someoneelse?
!
Butyou'retheonlyfriendI'vegot!
I'vegotnewsforyouRatso,youdon'thaveanyfriends.
Youdon'tmeanthat,you'rejusthighonyourownsuccess!
-Whatareyoudoing?
!
-Somedayyou'llthankme,buddy.
-HelloRatso.-Phyllis,Whatasurprise!
DidyouhonestlythinkIwouldn'tfindyou?
Honestly?
Yes.
C'monPhyllis,nobodywantsthis!
I'vegotbigplans...
-letmehavemylife!
-Show'sover,Ratso.-Well...
-...Iguessthere'snopointinrunning.-None.-Whattheheck.
Gogethimboys!
-Getmeoutofhere!
-Littlebusy!
-Meeow!
-A-a-s...!
A-a-a-a...!
SolongPhyllis!
A...a-a-a...!
YourlifebelongstomeRatso.
AndI'mgonnafindyou...whateverittakes.
"UglyDucklingandMe"
-Ah,Iwishyoucouldseethis,Wesley,we'reonourway.-You'llbesorry,Ratso!
I'llneverworkforyouagain-andwithoutmeyou'renothing!
That'sright,Wesley.We'reonourway.
Thecarnival!
Yes!
I'mthekingoftheworld!
Huh?
No!
Wait!
Stopthetrain!
A-a-a-a...!
Aaahhhh...oohah,Myneck.
Ha...Waitaminute
-...whatdidyoudowiththecity?
!
Hetakesinhissurroundings.-Forgetthecity,
IsawitWes,Isawthecarnival,itwasbeautiful!
Don'tyougetit-I'MNOTGOING!
B...butyou'vegottago!
Doyoumind?
I'llgiveyouanythingyouwant!
-You'llgivemeanything?
-Anything.
-Whatisyourproblem?
!
-AllIwantsisabitofrespect...
-You'vegotit...-What?
!
-BeatitKid!
Oh,and,ehsomekindofwheels.
-Ohboy.-Yeah,I'mthinkingsolidgold.A-a-a...!
a-a-a...!
Ratso?
Hello!
Ahcomeon,itstinksinhere!
A-a-a...!
Wesley?
Okay,that'sit,
You'vemessedwiththewrongrat
What!
Areyoulaughinginthere?
!
Okay,let'sdothisthing.
They'resuchajoyatthisage.
Shutup!
Nowwhoareyouandwhatdoyouthinkyou'redoingwiththategg?
I'mRatsoand...
-andI'veforgottenthesecondhalfofyourquestion.
Any-who,it'sbeenarealpleasure...
...staybeautiful.Taxi!
Aw!
Iseemtobehavingsometrouble...
...findingthedoor.-Onceyou'reintheduckyard...
-...there'snowayout.-Butwhatifhe'saneggthief?
Eggthief?
!
Me?
No,you'vegotitallwrong.
I'llbehonestwithyouhoney,canIcallyouhoney?
-No!
-Listenhoney,thisisn'tjustanyegg,it's...
...Myegg!
-Howcouldaratlayanegg?
!
-Ididn't.Mybeautifulladywife...
Frank...en...zilla.
Frankenzilla.
Mayshewaddleforeverinthebigduckyardinthesky.
Laidthiseggmomentsbeforeshe...
beforeshe...Ican'tsayit!
Why,Whyher?
Whydidn'tyoutakeme?
!
Herlastwishwas...
thatourbabywouldbebroughtupintheduckyardshewasraisedin...
-thecityisnoplaceforalittleone.-Ha!
You'renotfoolinganyonemister...
Well...maybethechickens,butthat'saboutit.
Doyoureallyexpectustobelievethatarat...
thelowest,dirtiest,mostdoublecrossing,selfish,nasty...
Okay,okay,weallknowwhataratis.
...couldpossiblybethefatherofanegg?
Besides,Idon'trememberany'Frankenzilla'.
Sureyoudo,shehadfeathersandwings...
Anda...em...beak...Onherhead?
Whatwasitsheusedtosayallthetime...?
-Ohyeah,'quack'.-Irememberher.-Youdo?
!
-Daphne?
-Yeah.Nicegirl.Feathers,wings...
-terribletasteinmen.Hmm-Ohyeah...
-Iremember-Uh...
-Ah!
-Ah!
Ican'tbelieveIhuggedthatthing.
Goodgrief...
-that'stheugliestducklingI'veeverseen!
-He'sthefatheralright.
-NowyourunalongUgly,they'lllookafteryouhere.-Mama
Don'ttouchme.
Shutup!
Ifthisducklingistrulyoneofourown
hecanstayintheduckyard...
uglyashemaybe.Buthe'syoursonandyoumustraisehim.
You'reright.WhatsortoffatherwouldIbeifIrefusedtobeamothertomyownson?
-Mama-Andyou,callmeRatso.
'Nowayout'?
We'llseeaboutthat.IgottafindWesley.
Theyhaven'tmadeaduckyardthatcanholdRatso!
AtleastIdon'tthinktheyhave...
-it'sneverreallycomeupbefore.-Mama...
Mama!
Right.Numberone
Idon'twantyoucallingmeMamaoranythingelseforthatmatter.
Numbertwo-Juststayoutofmywayandeverythingwillbefine.
Number...
What'swrongwithyourface?
Youlookuglierthanusual.
Whatareyoudoing?
!
What'swrongwithyou?
!
Whatdoyouwantfromme?
!
-Hewantsyoutobehisfather.-Oh,that'ssosweet,you'rereallygoodwithhim.
-Wouldyouliketokeephim?
-Bringingupachildonyourownisn'teasy,andIshouldknow.
Isthisyourwayoftellingmeyou'resingle?
Whydon'tyoutakehim.
-What'sthat?
-That?
It'sahole...forbaby.
ThoughtI'dmakehimaniceholetosleepinforthenight.
There'sanemptypaintcanbythecoop.
-...Youcouldgetsomestrawandstayinthat.-Evenbetter!
-Goodnight.-Goodnight.
Somebodylikesme!
...andallthelittlepixiechildrenbegantosmile...foreachdaughterwasprettierthanthenext...
...andtheprincess,withhairofgoldandfeatherssofair,wenttofindhertruelove...
Soshesays,'ButRatso,thisisonlyourfirstdate'!
AndI'mlike,'listensugarlips,
whywaitforChristmaswhenSanta'srighthereonthedancefloor?
'
Mama!
-Ratso.MynameisRatso.-Huh?
Mama?
-Ratso!
-Mama!
-SayRatso,damnit!
-Damnit!
Damnit!
Damnit!
A-a-a-a...!
Yes!
I'malmostthrough!
ThistimetomorrownightI'llbeoutofhereandonmywaytothecarnival!
What'sacarnival?
-Well...it's--Wow!
CanIcome?
-No.
Ofcourseyoucancome!
YoureallythinkI'dleaveyouhere?
-Mama!
-Couldn'tyouatleastcallmeDad?
Nowgoplaybythewater'sedge,
I'vegotsomecleaninguptodo.
Wow!
?
-Prettybeautiful,huh?
-HA!
Whatwouldyouknowaboutbeauty,freak?
Yeah,stayawayfromourpond,freak!
Solong,freak!
-Poorlittlefellow,-childrencanbesocruel.
Callinghimafreak,Imeanreally.
Welllet'sfaceit,heissomethingofafreakbutthatdoesn'tgiveanyonetherighttosayso.
Andit'shardlyhisfaultwitharatforafather.
Notthatanyonebelieveshereallyishisfather.He'saratforgoodnesssake!
Butthat'snobody'sbusiness.
Dad?
I'msorry,didwewakeyou?
Whoa!
Ijusthadthewildestdream!
Whatdoesitmeanwhenapenguineatsyourhat?
Eeh...Isthatstress?
Therearecertainmembersoftheduckyard......who'vehavehadenoughofyouandyourboy
andthisunsightlymess.It'samonstrosity!
Ehactually...
-It's...amountain.-Amountain?
!
-Yes.
Wedecidedtobuildourownview.
-Tomorrowwe'remakingalake.-That'sit!
-Iwantthismessgonetoday!
-Butwejustfinisheddiggingour
Diggingyourwhat?
Teeth...intotheshow!
Tonightwasgonnatobethenight!
-Whatshow?
-Wellwhyelsewouldweputastageonourmountain?
-Doesn'tlooklikeastagetome.-Wejustthought,'hey!
Let'sgivesomethingback!
'
Youknow?
It'swhatshowbizfolkdo.
Ourlittlewayofsayingthanks.
OhIdolikeagoodshow!
Allchickensdo.Can'twehavejustonelittle
Andthekid'sgottalent!
OneandtwoandthreeandaAndshakeit!
Nowthat'shot!
Ican'tstandit!
Whoa,you'rekillingme!
Ta-da!
Nowthat'swhatI'mtalkingabout!
It'sraw,butit'sthere!
-Oh,he'sverytalented.-Oneshow.
AndthenIwantitgone.
Sunsettonight,youwon'tregretthis!
I'mwatchingyou,rat.
-Whereisthatrat?
-Ican'tsee.
-Whereishe?
-ComeOn!
-GetonwithitI'vegoteggstolay
Wewanttheshow.
-Toughyard.-I'mnotdoingtheshow.
They'llhateme.I'mnogoodatanything.
Whatareyoutalkingabout?
It'sinyourblood,you'reanaturaljustlikeyouroldman.
Theysaythat...thatyou'renotreallymyfather.
Andyoubelievedthem?
Yousuredon'tlooklikeme.Igotalittlebeak...littlewings...
-andI'mallfeathery...-Wellnotfromthefront!
-Youlooklikeyourmotherfromthefront-Uhh?
-likeaduck.
-Ido?
-Butfrombehindyou'vegotmylooks.
Really?
-That'smyboy.Nowlet'sgetoutthereandshowthemourstuff.-Okay.
Hi!
Ijustthought,sinceyoudidn'thaveanyoneelsetowishyouluck,thatImight.
-Goodluck.-Heythanks.Butwedon'tneedluck.
Ido.
-Areyousurethisisagoodidea?
-You'resosweettoworry.Butdon't.I'llbefine.
IwastalkingaboutUgly.
Oh,him!
Right.
Whatwasthequestionagain?
-Ijusthopeyouknowwhatyou'redoing.-ComeonMom!
Hurryup!
Goodluck.
-Finally-Boo,boo,comeon...
Ladiesand...
Ladies.Havewegotashowforyoutonight!
Brace.
yourselvesforanightoftopclassentertainment...
WoahIknowthatvoice.
WhenIfirstmetthislittleguyhewasnothing.
Hecouldn'tsing,couldn'tdance,hecouldn'teventellajoke.
Nobodywouldhavepaidtocomeandseehim.
Butthat'sallchangednow,becausetonight...
he'sappearingforfree!
-What-HowcomeI'vegotstuckwiththemo