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丑小鸭和我英语剧本

TheUglyDucklingandMescript

FromthepeoplewhobroughtyouEddie,'thedumbestmouseintheworld'.

AndhislovelywifeMichelle,'themouse-eatingpython'...

Ratsoentertainmentproudlypresents,Wesley

'Thelongestwormintheworld'!

Wasteoftime!

B...But,Guys,guys,comeon!

Guys,justguys,guysplease,please,don'tgothere'ssomuchmoretosee.

It'sallrubbish

-Niceshow,Wes.-That'sit,

-Iquit!

-What?

!

Youcan'tquitnow,

-thatwasyourbestshowyet!

-Theyhatedme!

Theactstinks.

Ineedanewmanager.

Butwhataboutthecarnival?

!

MycousinErnie'sgotthewholethingsetup!

Thisisthebookingwe'vebeenwaitingfor,

...fameandfortunearecalling...

Raaaaaaaatsoo...Wessssssssssssssly...

-Comeonbuddy,Ican'tdothisonmyown.-Huh!

Thenfindsomeoneelse.

Someoneelse?

!

Butyou'retheonlyfriendI'vegot!

I'vegotnewsforyouRatso,youdon'thaveanyfriends.

Youdon'tmeanthat,you'rejusthighonyourownsuccess!

-Whatareyoudoing?

!

-Somedayyou'llthankme,buddy.

-HelloRatso.-Phyllis,Whatasurprise!

DidyouhonestlythinkIwouldn'tfindyou?

Honestly?

Yes.

C'monPhyllis,nobodywantsthis!

I'vegotbigplans...

-letmehavemylife!

-Show'sover,Ratso.-Well...

-...Iguessthere'snopointinrunning.-None.-Whattheheck.

Gogethimboys!

-Getmeoutofhere!

-Littlebusy!

-Meeow!

-A-a-s...!

A-a-a-a...!

SolongPhyllis!

A...a-a-a...!

YourlifebelongstomeRatso.

AndI'mgonnafindyou...whateverittakes.

"UglyDucklingandMe"

-Ah,Iwishyoucouldseethis,Wesley,we'reonourway.-You'llbesorry,Ratso!

I'llneverworkforyouagain-andwithoutmeyou'renothing!

That'sright,Wesley.We'reonourway.

Thecarnival!

Yes!

I'mthekingoftheworld!

Huh?

No!

Wait!

Stopthetrain!

A-a-a-a...!

Aaahhhh...oohah,Myneck.

Ha...Waitaminute

-...whatdidyoudowiththecity?

!

Hetakesinhissurroundings.-Forgetthecity,

IsawitWes,Isawthecarnival,itwasbeautiful!

Don'tyougetit-I'MNOTGOING!

B...butyou'vegottago!

Doyoumind?

I'llgiveyouanythingyouwant!

-You'llgivemeanything?

-Anything.

-Whatisyourproblem?

!

-AllIwantsisabitofrespect...

-You'vegotit...-What?

!

-BeatitKid!

Oh,and,ehsomekindofwheels.

-Ohboy.-Yeah,I'mthinkingsolidgold.A-a-a...!

a-a-a...!

Ratso?

Hello!

Ahcomeon,itstinksinhere!

A-a-a...!

Wesley?

Okay,that'sit,

You'vemessedwiththewrongrat

What!

Areyoulaughinginthere?

!

Okay,let'sdothisthing.

They'resuchajoyatthisage.

Shutup!

Nowwhoareyouandwhatdoyouthinkyou'redoingwiththategg?

I'mRatsoand...

-andI'veforgottenthesecondhalfofyourquestion.

Any-who,it'sbeenarealpleasure...

...staybeautiful.Taxi!

Aw!

Iseemtobehavingsometrouble...

...findingthedoor.-Onceyou'reintheduckyard...

-...there'snowayout.-Butwhatifhe'saneggthief?

Eggthief?

!

Me?

No,you'vegotitallwrong.

I'llbehonestwithyouhoney,canIcallyouhoney?

-No!

-Listenhoney,thisisn'tjustanyegg,it's...

...Myegg!

-Howcouldaratlayanegg?

!

-Ididn't.Mybeautifulladywife...

Frank...en...zilla.

Frankenzilla.

Mayshewaddleforeverinthebigduckyardinthesky.

Laidthiseggmomentsbeforeshe...

beforeshe...Ican'tsayit!

Why,Whyher?

Whydidn'tyoutakeme?

!

Herlastwishwas...

thatourbabywouldbebroughtupintheduckyardshewasraisedin...

-thecityisnoplaceforalittleone.-Ha!

You'renotfoolinganyonemister...

Well...maybethechickens,butthat'saboutit.

Doyoureallyexpectustobelievethatarat...

thelowest,dirtiest,mostdoublecrossing,selfish,nasty...

Okay,okay,weallknowwhataratis.

...couldpossiblybethefatherofanegg?

Besides,Idon'trememberany'Frankenzilla'.

Sureyoudo,shehadfeathersandwings...

Anda...em...beak...Onherhead?

Whatwasitsheusedtosayallthetime...?

-Ohyeah,'quack'.-Irememberher.-Youdo?

!

-Daphne?

-Yeah.Nicegirl.Feathers,wings...

-terribletasteinmen.Hmm-Ohyeah...

-Iremember-Uh...

-Ah!

-Ah!

Ican'tbelieveIhuggedthatthing.

Goodgrief...

-that'stheugliestducklingI'veeverseen!

-He'sthefatheralright.

-NowyourunalongUgly,they'lllookafteryouhere.-Mama

Don'ttouchme.

Shutup!

Ifthisducklingistrulyoneofourown

hecanstayintheduckyard...

uglyashemaybe.Buthe'syoursonandyoumustraisehim.

You'reright.WhatsortoffatherwouldIbeifIrefusedtobeamothertomyownson?

-Mama-Andyou,callmeRatso.

'Nowayout'?

We'llseeaboutthat.IgottafindWesley.

Theyhaven'tmadeaduckyardthatcanholdRatso!

AtleastIdon'tthinktheyhave...

-it'sneverreallycomeupbefore.-Mama...

Mama!

Right.Numberone

Idon'twantyoucallingmeMamaoranythingelseforthatmatter.

Numbertwo-Juststayoutofmywayandeverythingwillbefine.

Number...

What'swrongwithyourface?

Youlookuglierthanusual.

Whatareyoudoing?

!

What'swrongwithyou?

!

Whatdoyouwantfromme?

!

-Hewantsyoutobehisfather.-Oh,that'ssosweet,you'rereallygoodwithhim.

-Wouldyouliketokeephim?

-Bringingupachildonyourownisn'teasy,andIshouldknow.

Isthisyourwayoftellingmeyou'resingle?

Whydon'tyoutakehim.

-What'sthat?

-That?

It'sahole...forbaby.

ThoughtI'dmakehimaniceholetosleepinforthenight.

There'sanemptypaintcanbythecoop.

-...Youcouldgetsomestrawandstayinthat.-Evenbetter!

-Goodnight.-Goodnight.

Somebodylikesme!

...andallthelittlepixiechildrenbegantosmile...foreachdaughterwasprettierthanthenext...

...andtheprincess,withhairofgoldandfeatherssofair,wenttofindhertruelove...

Soshesays,'ButRatso,thisisonlyourfirstdate'!

AndI'mlike,'listensugarlips,

whywaitforChristmaswhenSanta'srighthereonthedancefloor?

'

Mama!

-Ratso.MynameisRatso.-Huh?

Mama?

-Ratso!

-Mama!

-SayRatso,damnit!

-Damnit!

Damnit!

Damnit!

A-a-a-a...!

Yes!

I'malmostthrough!

ThistimetomorrownightI'llbeoutofhereandonmywaytothecarnival!

What'sacarnival?

-Well...it's--Wow!

CanIcome?

-No.

Ofcourseyoucancome!

YoureallythinkI'dleaveyouhere?

-Mama!

-Couldn'tyouatleastcallmeDad?

Nowgoplaybythewater'sedge,

I'vegotsomecleaninguptodo.

Wow!

?

-Prettybeautiful,huh?

-HA!

Whatwouldyouknowaboutbeauty,freak?

Yeah,stayawayfromourpond,freak!

Solong,freak!

-Poorlittlefellow,-childrencanbesocruel.

Callinghimafreak,Imeanreally.

Welllet'sfaceit,heissomethingofafreakbutthatdoesn'tgiveanyonetherighttosayso.

Andit'shardlyhisfaultwitharatforafather.

Notthatanyonebelieveshereallyishisfather.He'saratforgoodnesssake!

Butthat'snobody'sbusiness.

Dad?

I'msorry,didwewakeyou?

Whoa!

Ijusthadthewildestdream!

Whatdoesitmeanwhenapenguineatsyourhat?

Eeh...Isthatstress?

Therearecertainmembersoftheduckyard......who'vehavehadenoughofyouandyourboy

andthisunsightlymess.It'samonstrosity!

Ehactually...

-It's...amountain.-Amountain?

!

-Yes.

Wedecidedtobuildourownview.

-Tomorrowwe'remakingalake.-That'sit!

-Iwantthismessgonetoday!

-Butwejustfinisheddiggingour

Diggingyourwhat?

Teeth...intotheshow!

Tonightwasgonnatobethenight!

-Whatshow?

-Wellwhyelsewouldweputastageonourmountain?

-Doesn'tlooklikeastagetome.-Wejustthought,'hey!

Let'sgivesomethingback!

'

Youknow?

It'swhatshowbizfolkdo.

Ourlittlewayofsayingthanks.

OhIdolikeagoodshow!

Allchickensdo.Can'twehavejustonelittle

Andthekid'sgottalent!

OneandtwoandthreeandaAndshakeit!

Nowthat'shot!

Ican'tstandit!

Whoa,you'rekillingme!

Ta-da!

Nowthat'swhatI'mtalkingabout!

It'sraw,butit'sthere!

-Oh,he'sverytalented.-Oneshow.

AndthenIwantitgone.

Sunsettonight,youwon'tregretthis!

I'mwatchingyou,rat.

-Whereisthatrat?

-Ican'tsee.

-Whereishe?

-ComeOn!

-GetonwithitI'vegoteggstolay

Wewanttheshow.

-Toughyard.-I'mnotdoingtheshow.

They'llhateme.I'mnogoodatanything.

Whatareyoutalkingabout?

It'sinyourblood,you'reanaturaljustlikeyouroldman.

Theysaythat...thatyou'renotreallymyfather.

Andyoubelievedthem?

Yousuredon'tlooklikeme.Igotalittlebeak...littlewings...

-andI'mallfeathery...-Wellnotfromthefront!

-Youlooklikeyourmotherfromthefront-Uhh?

-likeaduck.

-Ido?

-Butfrombehindyou'vegotmylooks.

Really?

-That'smyboy.Nowlet'sgetoutthereandshowthemourstuff.-Okay.

Hi!

Ijustthought,sinceyoudidn'thaveanyoneelsetowishyouluck,thatImight.

-Goodluck.-Heythanks.Butwedon'tneedluck.

Ido.

-Areyousurethisisagoodidea?

-You'resosweettoworry.Butdon't.I'llbefine.

IwastalkingaboutUgly.

Oh,him!

Right.

Whatwasthequestionagain?

-Ijusthopeyouknowwhatyou'redoing.-ComeonMom!

Hurryup!

Goodluck.

-Finally-Boo,boo,comeon...

Ladiesand...

Ladies.Havewegotashowforyoutonight!

Brace.

yourselvesforanightoftopclassentertainment...

WoahIknowthatvoice.

WhenIfirstmetthislittleguyhewasnothing.

Hecouldn'tsing,couldn'tdance,hecouldn'teventellajoke.

Nobodywouldhavepaidtocomeandseehim.

Butthat'sallchangednow,becausetonight...

he'sappearingforfree!

-What-HowcomeI'vegotstuckwiththemo