丑小鸭和我英语剧本.docx

1、丑小鸭和我英语剧本The Ugly Duckling and Me scriptFrom the people who brought you Eddie, the dumbest mouse in the world. And his lovely wife Michelle, the mouse-eating python. Ratso entertainment proudly presents, Wesley The longest worm in the world! Waste of time! B. But, Guys, guys, come on! Guys, just guy

2、s, guys please, please, dont go theres so much more to see. Its all rubbish - Nice show, Wes. - Thats it, - I quit! - What?! You cant quit now, - that was your best show yet! - They hated me! The act stinks. I need a new manager. But what about the carnival?! My cousin Ernies got the whole thing set

3、 up! This is the booking weve been waiting for, .fame and fortune are calling. Raaaaaaaatsoo. Wessssssssssssssly. - Come on buddy, I cant do this on my own. - Huh! Then find someone else. Someone else?! But youre the only friend Ive got! Ive got news for you Ratso, you dont have any friends. You don

4、t mean that, youre just high on your own success! - What are you doing?! - Some day youll thank me, buddy. - Hello Ratso. - Phyllis, What a surprise! Did you honestly think I wouldnt find you? Honestly? Yes. Cmon Phyllis, nobody wants this! Ive got big plans. - let me have my life! - Shows over, Rat

5、so. - Well. - .I guess theres no point in running. - None. - What the heck. Go get him boys! - Get me out of here! - Little busy! - Mee ow! - A-a-s.! A-a-a-a.! So long Phyllis! A. a-a-a.! Your life belongs to me Ratso. And Im gonna find you. whatever it takes. Ugly Duckling and Me - Ah, I wish you c

6、ould see this, Wesley, were on our way. - Youll be sorry, Ratso! Ill never work for you again - and without me youre nothing! Thats right, Wesley. Were on our way. The carnival! Yes! Im the king of the world! Huh? No! Wait! Stop the train! A-a-a-a.! Aaahhhh. ooh ah, My neck. Ha. Wait a minute - .wha

7、t did you do with the city?! He takes in his surroundings. - Forget the city, I saw it Wes, I saw the carnival, it was beautiful! Dont you get it - IM NOT GOING! B. but youve gotta go! Do you mind? Ill give you anything you want! - Youll give me anything? - Anything. - What is your problem?! - All I

8、 wants is a bit of respect. - Youve got it. - What?! - Beat it Kid! Oh, and, eh some kind of wheels. - Oh boy. - Yeah, Im thinking solid gold. A-a-a.! a-a-a.! Ratso? Hello! Ah come on, it stinks in here! A-a-a.! Wesley? Okay, thats it, Youve messed with the wrong rat What! Are you laughing in there?

9、! Okay, lets do this thing. Theyre such a joy at this age. Shut up! Now who are you and what do you think youre doing with that egg? Im Ratso and. - and Ive forgotten the second half of your question. Any-who, its been a real pleasure. .stay beautiful. Taxi! Aw! I seem to be having some trouble. .fi

10、nding the door. - Once youre in the duck yard. - .theres no way out. - But what if hes an egg thief? Egg thief?! Me? No, youve got it all wrong. Ill be honest with you honey, can I call you honey? - No! - Listen honey, this isnt just any egg, its. .My egg! - How could a rat lay an egg?! - I didnt. M

11、y beautiful lady wife. Frank. en. zilla. Frankenzilla. May she waddle forever in the big duck yard in the sky. Laid this egg moments before she. before she. I cant say it! Why, Why her? Why didnt you take me?! Her last wish was. that our baby would be brought up in the duck yard she was raised in. -

12、 the city is no place for a little one. - Ha! Youre not fooling anyone mister. Well. maybe the chickens, but thats about it. Do you really expect us to believe that a rat. the lowest, dirtiest, most double crossing, selfish, nasty. Okay, okay, we all know what a rat is. .could possibly be the father

13、 of an egg? Besides, I dont remember any Frankenzilla. Sure you do, she had feathers and wings. And a. em. beak. On her head? What was it she used to say all the time.? - Oh yeah, quack. - I remember her. - You do?! - Daphne? - Yeah. Nice girl. Feathers, wings. - terrible taste in men. Hmm - Oh yeah

14、. - I remember - Uh. - Ah! - Ah! I cant believe I hugged that thing. Good grief. - thats the ugliest duckling Ive ever seen! - Hes the father alright. - Now you run along Ugly, theyll look after you here. - Mama Dont touch me. Shut up! If this duckling is truly one of our own he can stay in the duck

15、 yard. ugly as he may be. But hes your son and you must raise him. Youre right. What sort of father would I be if I refused to be a mother to my own son? - Mama - And you, call me Ratso. No way out? Well see about that. I gotta find Wesley. They havent made a duck yard that can hold Ratso! At least

16、I dont think they have. - its never really come up before. - Mama. Mama! Right. Number one I dont want you calling me Mama or anything else for that matter. Number two - Just stay out of my way and everything will be fine. Number. Whats wrong with your face? You look uglier than usual. What are you

17、doing?! Whats wrong with you?! What do you want from me?! - He wants you to be his father. - Oh, thats so sweet, youre really good with him. - Would you like to keep him? - Bringing up a child on your own isnt easy, and I should know. Is this your way of telling me youre single? Why dont you take hi

18、m. - Whats that? - That? Its a hole. for baby. Thought Id make him a nice hole to sleep in for the night. Theres an empty paint can by the coop. - .You could get some straw and stay in that. - Even better! - Good night. - Good night. Somebody likes me! .and all the little pixie children began to smi

19、le. for each daughter was prettier than the next. .and the princess, with hair of gold and feathers so fair, went to find her true love. So she says, But Ratso, this is only our first date! And Im like, listen sugar lips, why wait for Christmas when Santas right here on the dance floor? Mama! - Rats

20、o. My name is Ratso. - Huh? Mama? - Ratso! - Mama! - Say Ratso, damn it! - Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! A-a-a-a.! Yes! Im almost through! This time tomorrow night Ill be out of here and on my way to the carnival! Whats a carnival? - Well. its - - Wow! Can I come? - No. Of course you can come! You real

21、ly think Id leave you here? - Mama! - Couldnt you at least call me Dad? Now go play by the waters edge, Ive got some cleaning up to do. Wow!? - Pretty beautiful, huh? - HA! What would you know about beauty, freak? Yeah, stay away from our pond, freak! So long, freak! - Poor little fellow, - children

22、 can be so cruel. Calling him a freak, I mean really. Well lets face it, he is something of a freak but that doesnt give anyone the right to say so. And its hardly his fault with a rat for a father. Not that anyone believes he really is his father. Hes a rat for goodness sake! But thats nobodys busi

23、ness. Dad? Im sorry, did we wake you? Whoa! I just had the wildest dream! What does it mean when a penguin eats your hat? Eeh. Is that stress? There are certain members of the duck yard. .whove have had enough of you and your boy and this unsightly mess. Its a monstrosity! Eh actually. - Its. a moun

24、tain. - A mountain?! - Yes. We decided to build our own view. - Tomorrow were making a lake. - Thats it! - I want this mess gone today! - But we just finished digging our Digging your what? Teeth. into the show! Tonight was gonna to be the night! - What show? - Well why else would we put a stage on

25、our mountain? - Doesnt look like a stage to me. - We just thought, hey! Lets give something back! You know? Its what showbiz folk do. Our little way of saying thanks. Oh I do like a good show! All chickens do. Cant we have just one little And the kids got talent! One and two and three and a And shak

26、e it! Now thats hot! I cant stand it! Whoa, youre killing me! Ta-da! Now thats what Im talking about! Its raw, but its there! - Oh, hes very talented. - One show. And then I want it gone. Sunset tonight, you wont regret this! Im watching you, rat. - Where is that rat? - I cant see. - Where is he? -

27、Come On! - Get on with it Ive got eggs to lay We want the show. - Tough yard. - Im not doing the show. Theyll hate me. Im no good at anything. What are you talking about? Its in your blood, youre a natural just like your old man. They say that. that youre not really my father. And you believed them?

28、 You sure dont look like me. I got a little beak. little wings. - and Im all feathery. - Well not from the front! - You look like your mother from the front - Uhh? - like a duck. - I do? - But from behind youve got my looks. Really? - Thats my boy. Now lets get out there and show them our stuff. - O

29、kay. Hi! I just thought, since you didnt have anyone else to wish you luck, that I might. - Good luck. - Hey thanks. But we dont need luck. I do. - Are you sure this is a good idea? - Youre so sweet to worry. But dont. Ill be fine. I was talking about Ugly. Oh, him! Right. What was the question agai

30、n? - I just hope you know what youre doing. - Come on Mom! Hurry up! Good luck. - Finally - Boo, boo, come on. Ladies and. Ladies. Have we got a show for you tonight! Brace. yourselves for a night of top class entertainment. Woah I know that voice. When I first met this little guy he was nothing. He couldnt sing, couldnt dance, he couldnt even tell a joke. Nobody would have paid to come and see him. But thats all changed now, because tonight. hes appearing for free! - What - How come Ive got stuck with the mo